Ezechinwa: Nigerians be like " oh, I lost my phone but it doesn't hurt me what pains me is my sim card"

lol! Ikr! Liein Mofoz!

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Hmm! Mine was a miscalculation! I didn't use my head well!

I entered a bus from festac to mile2, 1 guy entered after me and we were d only passengers @d back! Few mins later I felt som1 staring@me, I turned nd d guy was looking n smiling @me, like mumu I smiled back nd I was like: ds fine guy is admiring me!! So I adjusted body turned 2d window and allowed for full admiration!! Minwhile my phone was sticking outa my jean pocket close2 d guy!!
Wen we got 2 mile2, he rushed and came down, den I came down after him from d bus and remembered my x6!! It had disappeared!!Alas! D bobo was admiring my phone!!
no1 in my family. Knows d. True story

lool! Me too!

Ok it was this day I was going to school... I just got an iPhone - 1 of d latest @ d time. It was just ova 3 2 4months old! It stil amuses me hw it happened! I put the fone in2 my left pocket as I highlighted 4rm d commercial vehicle I was in! Carryin my skul load n prov. In my 2 hands walkin 4rm where I highlyted 2 d oda syd of d road wer I was 2 board anoda bus wen al of a sudden ds random boy walks 4rm behind tryin 2 make a convo wit me. 1st ov al I reluctant bt he was persistent n I later gav in... Al of a sudden he somhw convinced me dat my perfectly Ok shoe hz startd 2 Open mouth - hw I blivd him I av no idea! So he convinced me 2 stamp my feet on the ground n sed I wz nt duin it properly n offer 2 hold my left leg wit hz hand n manuali help me stamp ma feet on d ground! And dat waz it! Al of a sudden we approach a V-junctn n we went our seperate ways... - Al along I knw sumtin waz wrong bt culd nt figure out wat xactly! After I tuk a couple of steps I felt my pocket n it waz no where 2b found! Nida waz d guy! And dat waz it! I mourned d fone 4 ova 2-3weeks! I felt reali bad... Dreamt abt d fone... It was terrible!
It kinda felt lyk I ws goin 2ru a breakup afta many years ov being 2geda!