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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by OiOi: 4:29am On Mar 11, 2020
iamawara:
Spurs to win Atalanta DRAW shocked. 22 odd
How did this go
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by OiOi: 4:25am On Mar 11, 2020
Hammer2019:
BC513U5P


If Alabi plays nice tomorrow, the below may happen in less than a month. If otherwise lipsrsealed

https://www.nairaland.com/5728442/lexus-es350-2007-2008-model



If you must follow, please be sure to have good shock absorbers cheesy
amen

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Crime / Re: How Baby Factory Owner Hired Men To Impregnate Young Girls by OiOi: 3:27am On Mar 09, 2020
Princesscutes1:

yes my dear
stilogmatic naa u be this
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by OiOi: 5:45pm On Mar 08, 2020
FULL TIME DRAW
Health / Re: You Don't Need Face Masks To Prevent Coronavirus — Eli Perencevich by OiOi: 2:25pm On Mar 08, 2020
Jubilancy:

Hello how are you enjoying your day?
I am trying to.
Can I add you on whatsapp?
Health / Re: You Don't Need Face Masks To Prevent Coronavirus — Eli Perencevich by OiOi: 2:03pm On Mar 08, 2020
Jubilancy:
My sentiments exactly......I saw the mad rush for the face mask and I shook my head...sometimes little research helps ....and to think my family has been calling me to make sure I wear even to bed with my mum threatening fire and brimstone through phone if I dont wear them...they mean well though...
Good afternoon. How you doing
?
Crime / Re: How Baby Factory Owner Hired Men To Impregnate Young Girls by OiOi: 2:02pm On Mar 08, 2020
Princesscutes1:
I wonder oooo,babies wey dey sweet na e person go born give person to sell


Tufiawa!!!!
Somethings seems impossible but it happens for real
Politics / Re: Igbo Group Gives 90 Days To South East Governors To Launch Security Outfit by OiOi: 2:01pm On Mar 08, 2020
ForbesHomesNG:

Funny indeed!
hope you are good
Politics / Re: Igbo Group Gives 90 Days To South East Governors To Launch Security Outfit by OiOi: 10:17am On Feb 26, 2020
But what happened to BSS
Biafra Secret Service ? grin

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Family / Re: Help I'm Being Manipulated Physically And Spiritually By Redeem Christian Church by OiOi: 1:32am On Feb 24, 2020
nastykid:
everyone my name is Henry Ugochukwu I'm 27 years old I've lived in Port Harcourt all my life. I grew up in a what to be sizeable family I happen to be a sickle cell. Things where fairly normal with me up until i was done with school. Then things started happening I made some money and up until now I haven't eaten a dime I'm persecuted by the redeemed Christian Church I hear voices in my head and soldiers follow me everywhere I go to please this just started happening to me all of e..
Hi hello I am just a year older than you and we have alot in common. the only thing is I have been able to tame the voice and things that I see.

If only you could control the voice, you would be inspired and in fact you could hear the future before it happens

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Family / Re: I Really Do Need Your Help by OiOi: 3:16pm On Feb 23, 2020
Queenyprinxex:


Why are you so pained ? I guess this is one of the OP's alternates.
you are 100% right
Sports / Re: Tyson Fury Wore A Nigeria Mouth Guard by OiOi: 2:06pm On Feb 23, 2020
TheChameleon:
He is an igbo from Arochukwu tongue
it should have had Biafra written in it but we all know, it's an imaginary village
Health / Re: My Experience At Kwali General Hospital by OiOi: 12:43pm On Feb 23, 2020
Wow congratulations.... Against all odds, the child still came through....

I am happy you are raising this so that the whole world will know, others might not be as lucky as she was

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Romance / Re: How Much Would You Have In Your Account Before Thinking Of Marriage? by OiOi: 12:44am On Feb 19, 2020
Omar09:


The presence of one eliminates the other.
you are too intelligent to be a female
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by OiOi: 8:25am On Feb 16, 2020
drawnobet:
Yes you can be self employed anywhere you are in the country transcribing for a living.

This thread will teach you everything you need to know to start up and the tools needed to deliver the goods.

You would need[/b]
Bro good morning. I was given clip 4 and I passed. I was also given a quiz and I passed... But it got to setting up a PayPal account, and I don't have one yet.... Can I just enter the email I intend using for opening the PayPal account.... Or how do I go about it
Career / Re: Here Are Top Seven Biggest Challenges Faced By A Wide Range Of People by OiOi: 10:27am On Feb 14, 2020
Happy Valentine ifyalways
Romance / Re: What Gift Do You Want On Valentine's Day? by OiOi: 11:54am On Feb 07, 2020
Gheebaby:
I want a good job
Happy birthday

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Family / Re: My Fiancée Has Stopped Picking My Calls, Please Advise Me On What To Do by OiOi: 11:13am On Feb 07, 2020
I don't think this kind of discussion should lead to any sort of argument....
And moreover, is the traditional wedding not enough to make her your woman already?
undecided
sylvestersamuel:
.please i need your advice, did i do or say anything wrong, because i know how much i spent during our traditional marriage rite and mind you, she earns close to 200k per month....

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Crime / Re: Robbers Attack Ondo Bank, Four Feared Dead by OiOi: 1:22am On Feb 07, 2020
frndfghtr:
Amotekun nko
Amotekun is meant to catch petty thieves not well equipped thieves

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Worst Job Experience by OiOi: 5:49pm On Feb 01, 2020
airex:
Small job u get, the whole church, community, surroundings and village don hear.
Mr man. Getting employed in a bank is a joyous thing.
Even if you don't tell people, they will mos-def see you in the bank.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Worst Job Experience by OiOi: 5:46pm On Feb 01, 2020
Where you paid the 2 months you were being owed or you were not paid?

You missed out that part.
Family / Re: Please Help Me Am An Orphan I Need A Job To Cater For My Child And Siblings by OiOi: 6:59am On Jan 30, 2020
ifyalways:

And same friend availed you the phone by 10pm while your "uncle" is on top you cheesy

Tell us more. Im thinking of writing a novel this 2020 and NLD is the place to meet fantasy writers to learn from.
I would be happy to be part of the project when you start.
Education / Re: JAMB/UTME 2012 Result Is Out! by OiOi: 3:02pm On Jan 29, 2020
badunlocke:


NO RESULT YET
hello I go your pm bro but I can't access my mail right now
Travel / Re: Nigerian Passport Expiry by OiOi: 12:51pm On Jan 20, 2020
blank:
Hello guys,?
Where is that at your dp
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by OiOi: 12:50pm On Jan 20, 2020
ifyalways:
OiOi, r accounts has been credited.

Cheers
Thanks alot. Thank you. I am grateful dear
Phones / Re: Were You Compensated By MTN For Slow Data Speed? by OiOi: 7:50am On Jan 20, 2020
No I was not
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by OiOi: 7:34am On Jan 20, 2020
My goal is to apologize to all the face I share memories with. I really need a good job this 2020. God can you hear me! Hello God! Are you there? Do you ever listen? Hello God!


And just when I was lost in thought, the school's security man bragged in and shouted my name, "kasim, what are you doing here naked ?" In utter disarray like a pack of pigeons, I stumbled on pile of benches. They all triped over each other and made me feel a magician.


"Dad sent me out without letting me pick a pin from his house".
Uncle Matthew: "well I wouldn't blame him, you are not worth a thread." "I thought you had a boutique?

No sir I don't, I was told to be saying I have a boutique ".
Uncle Matthew: " haa! Really! who"? I replied, "You won't understand sir".


"Kasim, you are a man now. you will soon be 28 years old before June 2020 "
" Uncle Matthew, I am already 35. Who is telling you all these information and trying to defraud me of my age"?


Uncle Matthew stood with his mouth ajar. He quickly responded that we would he going to church together that evening.
It seems the days are always faster when you want it slow. Evening came like lightening. I was introduced to Pastor Konami of SegaZegamega Church who said I should be absorbed into the Church's choir and seen as a brother and friend, but Shade scuffed at me with a heavy grunt squeezing her face in disgust.


Shade was my secondary school Senior; a tad below intelligence, a tad below ugliness and she's best described as an "early comer", because virtually everything she did was always too early. A 22 years old proud mother of 3 children who patronizes my "5 naira weight lifting" business heavily.


Church members contributed clothes for me including a well ironed choir robe. I wore it and with my height, I had a perfect semblance with "Egunu". A certain masquerade from NUPE region known to get as high as a NEPA pole as it rolls. And I did roll a whirlwind when Sunday came.


After series of rehearsals with the choir and in my dreams, Sunday came even much faster but not as quick as the voice in my head. During praise and worship I was over joyed to see my mum in the congregation. "Today is the day", the voice in my head said. Then the program announcer thundered, "offering time, blessing time: blessing time, offering time".....

Stay tuned

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