richmanrichard:
dont tell me u cannot comprehend what i wrote up there?

Julianaa:
Don't play

richmanrichard:
Any1 with big boobs is a multi talented actress according to konji mens association.brother your weed is original.Okafors law is really manifesting

Goalnaldo:
This is why Christianity is the GOAT of all religions. No matter if you come out 1000 times for alter call, you will still be treated as someone coming out for the first time

OlayemiAshraf:


....the only part women are taking over is doggyfications

Chienex24:


But miscreants have hijacked north-eastern states... What are we going to do about it now?

donbachi:
i just asked a harmless question.

SoftChordz:
if ur not living in Imo state or Owerri, shut the hell up and talk abt ur state... Who told u how residents of imo state are feeling? Who and who they don't support? Nigerians hate demselves. Spitssss

chukwuibuipob:
Lagos is RED now ooo NOT GREEN .Mind U, conductors nor dey free listen to story,.carry cash.200 Naira rice nor fit hold belle from 8AM to 12 pm..Be ready to wake up at 2/3 and hit the road. .Nor go do like JJC oo.If person wan see Ur trobu .Just para like python.Tell d fellow"ori e ti yi ni ,Abi olori buruku ni Baba e ni ? U can as well pick bottle and smash it on Ur head and face the fellow wey dey harass u./Tell dem se o mo Seriki Anjonu ni Mushin olosha .Just brace up

SmartPolician:


In my village, many "big men" announce their return from the city with gunshots.

loveymom:

No, ofo and ukpo are two different soup thickener.
We are fine here and hope you and yours are doing wonderfully as well.

OiOi:
I spent my holidays lamenting how I lost 2019! I lost 2019! But each day I wake, I feel there is so much I can give 2020. I lost 2019 not because I did not learn anything productive, but I felt like I should have had more out of you, my long lost 2019.

It's been over 13 days since I lost you (today inclusive) and my heart still bleeds. But it's all good, I have parted ways with more than 27 years. I just wanted to let you know I ended up crying on 31st of December morning because I felt cheated.

On the 31st, I took an early morning walk around 5:30am to 6:30am before people started waking up. I used this opportunity to pray and think about my lapses and how I can improve. I believe I am not stagnant rather I am progressing by establishing my own clothing business line.

It wasn't that easy to kick off but during this holiday, I have been making sales. I told a customer that I sold bulk shirt though the money seems much, but by the time you remove the procurement or capital from it, the gain is really merge.

On the 24th December, I went and bought two big broiler chicken for Christmas. I taught my sister's son how to hold a chicken and slaughter it. All they wanted to do is look at the dead chicken and not touch it. I wonder what they are teaching in these schools nowadays.

I asked them what they observed about the chicken and they replied that it was no longer moving. I told them that it's dead. I told them once blood is coming out of anyone's body, it's danger and that it can lead to death.

I told them to say danger and they repeated with a shout after me. Their mum and everyone in the house screamed and ran outside in a panicking state. They asked what happened and where is the danger?

I laughed and told them I was just teaching the children basics about animals. They all went inside while I took care of the chicken's feathers.

When I was through with the feathers, I asked all the kids in the house to come around and learn. I switched on the stove and asked them what they observed.

They were all looking like low electricity from PHCN. Nifemi who made an effort to speak was even talking like an "I pass my neighbor generator" that has exhaust pipe and rotor problems.

I told them that fire is helping to remove the small feathers from the chicken's body. I told them to repeat what I have said after me, but they didn't get it right. Then I told them to shout fire. They all resounded fire and my mother shouted, "holy ghost! ". (Holy Ghost fire?)

Those who were sleeping, those who were watching movies, the goat that was eating yam peelings, ducks that sat to read newspapers and dogs that were sniffing the floor for baby poops on the street, and everybody in the house ran outside.

While those who we nursing mothers, young women and able bodied men ran outside their homes too. It seems no one wants to die by fire, yet chicken is sweeter the longer it's stays on fire. How ironic.

As me and the kids saw people running outside, we ran after them.

We are not that brave to stay put when people that are older than us are fleeing. It could be the Iranian rockets or American drones that was making people to run helter-skelter. We can't predict if the "world War 111" has already began, but how did it get to Nigeria?

They shouted water ooooo. Another person shouted, "where is the fire? where is the fire?" it was at that moment I knew what happened.

The next day, everybody is now thinking I am mad. Everybody is suspecting I need mental check up. I want to prove them wrong but I am afraid they are right, so what's left? What's left of me when everything is not right?

These kids are my link to reality, I need to teach these kids certain things. I want to make them bold. I am making them sharp, aware of their surroundings and articulate. So that if something happens they will know how to describe and also appreciate life.

The next day, I saw where my dad had parked his taxi since it was having a fault and it has been in a spot for a while. A neighbor came to borrow his battery to warm his car... "Well if we look at it critically, dad doesn't really need the battery anyways", I heard the voice.

In the afternoon, I went and bought paint rubber, cement and rod.

My sister asked me, "Kasim, what are you doing", I didn't respond. My mother asked me what I was doing, I didn't respond. The kids asked me what I was doing, I grunted at them. Our neighbors asked me what I was upto, but I shrugged my shoulders.

Wow! all this expenses to build a weight I can be lifting and other's can lift too. But where did the money come from? I don't know too!

"Kasim! Where is my car keys? Oh I have found it..."
"Kasim! Open the bonet and Help me to use stone hit the battery head."
"It's like there is no contact there".

*Kasim opens bonet *

"Dady, where is the battery, there is no battery here."

The kids saw me lifting weight, my mother saw me lifting weight. My sister is fetching water but I am lifting weight. Life itself is heavy and we are all carrying our cross, that's my sister's cross she's carrying.

My neighbors want to join me but are either sorry for me or afraid of the muscles I have piled up in just two days. I am thinking I am the ''African Hulk", I am feeling I am the African "Hollywood hulkHunger".

The kids in the neighborhood can't wait to watch me every morning. I want to tell them it is as a result of keeping fit. If nobody appreciate me these kids do. I told them I am a star on Facebook and even know BBC; they show me everyday. But do these kids no what BBC is? Even their fathers have never heard of it.

" Tell your mumy you want to lift. Kasim weight, it is just 5 naira ".

Deep down in me I am tired of life but I am afraid to say it. My mum thinks I am mad. My father says no one has ever been mad in his generation, and he is doubting what they used my mother's dowry for.

My father says I am a bastard, but we have the same receding hairline and nose. I want to be ashamed of myself, but that voice says, "no Kasim! you are a strong man, you are 27 years old, you are a king, you are a star".

I don't want to talk to this voice, but he's the only one ready to listen to me. I want to cry but I am thirsty, I haven't drank water since father asked me to leave his house. It's very cold here, sleeping in a school's class room. I want to tell my dady sorry, I want to tell my mum sorry.

I miss them, but nobody loves me anymore. Love is strange and I am starting to doubt if the voice in my head is a woman or a man. I think it's just me so let's set goals.

You know goals gives you purpose, and they help you to guide your life. In this 2020, I don't want to be running from police men and jumping over people's feaces like a toad while being chased.

I will stay away from crime.
I will not be violent or fight any one.
I want to be a man of peace. I want to get employed this year. I don't want to say I lost 2020 on January 1st 2021.

My goal is to volunteer to help those who are in need.
My goal is to get a secured job this year.

My goal is to apologize to all the face I share memories with. I really need a good job this 2020. God can you hear me! Hello God! Are you there?
Do you ever listen? Hello God!

OiOi:
Mine was in 300level back in 2013. I needed some money to finance my upkeep in school among other things. So one bright Sunday like that I journeyed to a estate dressing up cute as a fine boy.
I kept knocking on different gates. From one house to the other asking if there is any if there was any laundry they would like to do. Mostly I was attended to by the security guard and turned back. But I got to a madam's house who was ready to listen to me.
She said it's not advisable for an undergraduate to engage in such. Then she told me to sit at the gate man's side. She came out some minutes later and drove me to her fish meal factory.
My brothers! My sisters! I saw muscular men, the size of Brocklesner and Tripple H sweating as they were lifting heavy bags of soya beans. You need to see my stature which is in absolute contrast to those men. Am super thin and tall.

That was when she asked me if I will be able to work under pressure. I was thinking she wanted to make me the store keeper or manager. Till she asked if I can lift bags with those men for 2000 per day.
The devil and hunger in me almost wanted to make me say yes...
this is super storrrrrrrry.... A life of strife and sorrrrrrrrow... This is super stoooooohoryyyyy... Where the fishes cry and rivers die of thirstttttttttt

saintokwuluora:
What a toy!

metformin:
https://npower-fmhds-gov-ng

open the above the site on your browser.
Once it open you will see a box bar where you will insert your phone number, the phone number which you applied with, if you are successful then a date for your online examination will display.