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Saw this somewhere... The guy needs ur advice..

He met this girl on Facebook and they have been chatting for 6 months now.
So on 1st October , he logged in and saw her online, and the following conversation began.
BOY: Hello dear
GIRL: happy independence.
BOY: same to you dear
GIRL: so where is my independence gift?
BOY: Habba! Big girl like you is asking for independence gift?.
GIRL: Abeg oo. Me am not a big girl,
you wanna deny me independence gift abi?
....HE quickly went to buy N500
recharge card and sent the pin into her chat inbox....
BOY: Dear manage this pls.
GIRL: No oooo, please am only joking. I will not take that.
BOY: Please, please
GIRL: and i refuse. I cant take anything from you.....
HE quickly loaded the card and transfered it into her line acct...
GIRL: you think you are smart eh?
....a minute later He heard an alert message tang-tang..
''N1000 was transfered to you from...''
BOY: whats the meaning of that?
GIRL: I told you, you shouldn't. ...(this girl wan show am big girl abi?)
HE used his last N2000 to buy card, loaded it, making N3000 and sent it to her.....
Some minutes later, an alert,
tang-tang..''N6 000 is transfered to you from....''
Chaiii..this girl wan try me? he said. And he doesn't have any money again! He called his friend and borrowed the N6000 his friend was keeping for hislandlord, and told him he was expecting N50,000 in the next 5min and i will pay him back...
He quickly bought recharge card of N6000, and sent her the N12,000..
and He kept his phone close to his ear expecting alert...
Ten minutes later, instead of message alert, it was a call from the girl...
''Hello dear, just called to thank you for the independence gift..we'll chat later''....









He still dey sweat since morning. Now landlord is on his friend's neck and his friend is on his neck too!

What should He do?

virgin till d right tym

virgin till d right tym

MessiRonaldo007:
Christians mocked Seun to death on rule 17.


That is why it is no more there.

MessiRonaldo007:
Christians mocked Seun to death on rule 17.


That is why it is no more there.

is seun muslim??

hmmm... Dint see rule 17

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chai... Y did i comment

Richie0974:
Even at dat The Bible iz stl d most read.....

scroll up and see my 1st comment.. Am not talking abt most read btw bible and quoran.. Am just sayin quoran shuld hv been on d list plus oda books i mentioned

Unekz:
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modestdude:
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leshluap:
,

i tire for una oh

Richie0974:
Probably bcoz.....people don't read dem dat much.....Christianity has d most followers in the world ....so u should expect a book like d Bible 2 b d most read book....following by itz many controversies

bros.. Quoran nko..? Ppl dey jack am well oh.. And dem get plenty followers well...

Op just do d ratin accordin to him opinion

i hav heard of a lecturer dat d students take him out to drink and i think smoke and high up b4 he can teach well... If he comes to class, and d student are not understanding, they already knw wat to do... Wonder wat category i will place this one

we also hav d attendance worried lecturers... Na just attendance be their own wahala...

Khaynet:
okay........nor vex I thought u wanted to turn the thread into a thread of christians vs muslims

haba.. There is nothing in my comment to suggest dat na

Khaynet:
MUST U BRING RELIGIOUS MATTERS INTO ERRTHING?

how?? Wats religious abt my statement.. Thought we were talkin abt most read books...

we shall see....

Silkmoth33:


How'd all dese ppl sneak by me?

dont get u bro...

Richie0974:
Nobody reads those....d only 1s I think are being read very well nowadays is"Koran" and "Oxford Dictionary"

so y were they nt included

Khaynet:
Oh please dont start dat 1

the truth hurts shey??

Nobleval:
do you still do that now?

den not really coz of no novel to read.. Just bcoz of d sweet stories.. Nw i hv to read to get rhema and understandin.. Gud9t

Nobleval:
I used to read the bible when I was a kid. Then I read the old testament...I didn't really start reading it because I wanted to. I read it when there was no novel to read. The stories intrigues me a lot.

same here

i bn apply job for 1 skul as part tym for jtown.. I hear say part time na 6k and full tym 8k.. Wetin make me bone d place be say upon say d salary small, i go teach 2 subjects i.e chemistry and biology for i think all d arms..i.e ss1to 3... But government owned skulss pays better.. And some big private skuls..

what of quoran

What of eze goes to school?

What of chike and d river?

What of oliver twist??

What of things fall apart?

What of animals farm?

What of oxford dictionary?

Hmmm i smell lies in this compilation... Or is it racism...

the video game guys... (pes soccer,etc)... They keep playin all night and they can shout eh...

The late night movie guys... Watchin film till day break..disturbing ur sleep


The home theatre guy.. They can be so annoyin especially wen u want to read in ur room or sleep.. They think say room na club

The smokers... They like gatherin at the extreme wing close to d toilet to smoke cigrate, weed, etc.. Dem for dey their room na.

There used to be the mtn xtracool night call guys... But nw, e no dey again...

[quote author=CBNIM post=26884473]LMAO! Nairaland peeps no go kill me with laugh oo!

SuperSauce:
bros i recall say na me break am last

haha.. You for no leav pieces..

diegoal costa does it again.... Up blues

Idrismusty97:
LOL! How did you come up with these useless farts facts.

hehehehe.... Y shuld i tell u...

missberrypop5:
shooo, no be guys teach me? Its pay back time!

hmmmm... Just wonderin... Hw many guys been scatter ur heart

hazard..... Up chelsae... Goal...