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Romance › Re: ...g by ojaydedon(m): 2:20pm On Oct 05, 2014

missberrypop5:
lools. As you guys are bent on playing with our emotions, so am i in breaking guys heart with a hammer. Kilo si!

dem guys ba?? Me no get tym... If u d break heart remember say what u do to odas go also be done to u..lol

Nairaland General › Relationship Btw Farting And Ur Personality by ojaydedon(op): 2:16pm On Oct 05, 2014

The Useless Person:
One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Friendly Person:
One who loves the smell of other people's farts. The Proud Person:
One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine. The Shy Person:
One who releases silent farts then blushes. The Irresponsible Person:
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs. The Unfortunate Person:
One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead. The Scientific Person:
One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned
for the environment. The Nervous Person:
One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person:
One who admitted he farted, but offers a good
medical reason. The Dishonest Person:
One who farts but blames the dog. The Foolish Person:
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. The Cheap Person:
One who always has several farts in reserve. The Anti-Social Person:
One who excuses himself and farts in complete
privacy. The Strategic Person:
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing. The Wicked Person:
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers
over his bedmate. The Intelligent Person:
One who can determine from the smell of his
neighbour's fart, precisely the latest food items
consumed The Dumb Person:
One who doesn't know that fart means mess. You can add more types of Fart styles in the
comment box below...

Romance › Re: ...g by ojaydedon(m): 2:07pm On Oct 05, 2014

missberrypop5:
lol, the topics says "new ways" to make a girl fall in love with you, that's even if he's a player o. So i have to learn, so that when someone reading this will come to use these tips on me, i go fall him hand big time.

u are just bent on falling guys hand.. Hmmm... Dere is God oh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by ojaydedon(m): 2:01pm On Oct 05, 2014

arsene winger neva eva win morinho.. And e no go happen today... Last season was 6 0.. History will repeat itself 2day.. Up chelsea

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Politics › Re: BREAKING: Another Liberian Man Arrives Newark, USA With Ebola Symptoms by ojaydedon(m): 11:01pm On Oct 04, 2014

hmmm..smh

Romance › Re: ...g by ojaydedon(m): 10:56pm On Oct 04, 2014

missberrypop5:
. Actually, i kidnap them

sister.. I d suspect u oh.. Y are u d only active girl here? D thread don sweet u sotey.... *Coughs*.. Daz all

Romance › Re: ...g by ojaydedon(m): 10:53pm On Oct 04, 2014

lemme just comment... @op hmmm...

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fought Because Of A Woman/man by ojaydedon(m): 11:00pm On Sep 29, 2014

Elantracey: close your nose joor

*closes nose b4 she beats me up*

Nairaland General › Re: Iphone6 Wahala by ojaydedon(op): 10:58pm On Sep 29, 2014

clemz88: Omo that one na quarrel you can't settle o

tru...

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fought Because Of A Woman/man by ojaydedon(m): 10:56pm On Sep 29, 2014

Elantracey: lol , no o

Jokes Etc › Re: National Assembly Bans Sales Of Fifa 15 In Nigeria by ojaydedon(m): 10:52pm On Sep 29, 2014

lolss.... Hw us wey no be secondarians go do nw

Nairaland General › Re: Iphone6 Wahala by ojaydedon(op): 10:42pm On Sep 29, 2014

Onlinebizexpert: Gbege united

if na u, hw u go do wit d situation?

Christianity Etc › Re: What If Jesus Comes Today And Says There's No Heaven Or Hell? by ojaydedon(m): 10:40pm On Sep 29, 2014

atheists..smh

Nairaland General › Re: Iphone6 Wahala by ojaydedon(op): 10:38pm On Sep 29, 2014

glitest: Tell him the amount for iPhone 6 increased drastically, as a result of the high demand

lolss...haba

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fought Because Of A Woman/man by ojaydedon(m): 10:27pm On Sep 29, 2014

Elantracey: I remember doing that when I was in primary school

u use ur finger nails tear d guy face shey?

Family › Re: What Will You Do If Your Fiance Says No Make Up On Your Wedding Day ? by ojaydedon(m): 10:26pm On Sep 29, 2014

Elantracey: enough speaking in tongues

wow... On point

Nairaland General › Iphone6 Wahala by ojaydedon(op): 10:09pm On Sep 29, 2014

Your pastor asked u hw much did u buy ur iphone 6!!!
and usaid 50k instead of 450k cox u don't want him to kn u havdat big moni.
Now he gave u 100k to buy d same phone forhim and his wife. wat wil u do?

Moderators pls place this on d right section tnx..

Education › Re: How Many Of Us Used Dis????? by ojaydedon(m): 10:51pm On Sep 28, 2014

AfricanApple: why d shock or u think I'm 16?

what did i do huh

Christianity Etc › Re: Lake Of Fire And Hell, What Are The Difference, Or Are They Thesame?? by ojaydedon(op): 10:34pm On Sep 28, 2014

Varagous: its a spirit.

wow.. Nw am lost

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Jokes Etc › Re: Baptism Wahala by ojaydedon(op): 10:32pm On Sep 28, 2014

Spicylate: smarty pantz

Jokes Etc › Baptism Wahala by ojaydedon(op): 10:01pm On Sep 28, 2014

Chokoli recently got born again, he was baptized
and his named was changed from Chokoli to
Emmanuel. He was told to no longer drink beer
and achohol, smoke nor tell lies because he was
now a new person.
So Chokoli aka Emmanuel went back home,
opened his frigde and brought out a bottle of
beer. He went to the kitchen and filled a bucket
with water, he then dipped the bottle of beer in
the bucket of water, brought it out and said "from
this day your name is no longer Star, but you
shall be called Fanta. You will no longer make
me drunk because you are now a new product."
one name for Chokoli

Romance › Re: Hmm This Bad Girl ..... Why?? (picture) by ojaydedon(m): 7:15pm On Sep 28, 2014

Keketu: what do you need if for?? so you we know if am fine ?? gay!!!!

so you we know huh

Lwkmd....

Education › Re: How Many Of Us Used Dis????? by ojaydedon(m): 7:11pm On Sep 28, 2014

Christianity Etc › Re: Lake Of Fire And Hell, What Are The Difference, Or Are They Thesame?? by ojaydedon(op): 5:04pm On Sep 28, 2014

Varagous: hell is a temporary place... it and death will be swalowed up on d last day.

tnx... Is death a personality?

Christianity Etc › Re: Lake Of Fire And Hell, What Are The Difference, Or Are They Thesame?? by ojaydedon(op): 5:04pm On Sep 28, 2014

Kirinwa: Hell is like cell while lake of fire is like prison.
Hell is 'bearable' compared to lake of fire.Hmm I don't wish it on anyone.

Satan, demons, sinners who died unrepented, death and hell will be cast into lake of fire which I the second death.

tnx

Christianity Etc › Re: Lake Of Fire And Hell, What Are The Difference, Or Are They Thesame?? by ojaydedon(op): 5:03pm On Sep 28, 2014

victory148: Hades is d place of d dead.the plce of departed spirit.Hades is in two part the evil side (torment) and d good part (Abraham's bosom).Before d ascension of Jesus d saints go to Abraham's bosom wen die Luke 16:22.But after Jesus death and ascension he took d saints in hades to heaven Eph 4:8-10,Rev 6:9. So hades which was temporary has bin empty.
Lake of Fire is d place whr d devil,demons and those whoose name are not in the book of life will be cast into.Death and hell will be cast into this lake.It is the second death
Hell is just a general term used interchangeably in the bible(KJV) to mean hades or Gehenna.

tnx.. But u sound as if hell is a personality...

Christianity Etc › Lake Of Fire And Hell, What Are The Difference, Or Are They Thesame?? by ojaydedon(op): 10:19am On Sep 28, 2014

when you study the bible, you will will hear of lake of fire been mentioned in some parts, and hell been mentioned in some other portion... Pls what is the difference between the two, or are they thesame? Elaborate explanation is needed pls.. Thanks

Christianity Etc › Devil The Robber by ojaydedon(op): 11:55pm On Sep 27, 2014

One major thing that has been stolen from most
people subtly by the devil is the prime, fruitful years
of their lives. Many work for years without anything to show. Many
suffer unusual delays and end up achieving what
they should have achieved in their twenties in their
sixties. These are not normal situations and are not
coincidental. "So I will restore to you the years that the locust hath
eaten, the canker worm and the caterpillar and the
palmer worm, my great army which I sent among
you." Joel 2:25 Satan does not steal seconds, minutes, hours, days,
weeks or months. Satan's strategy is to eat years
from the lives of people such that they must always
encounter unusual delays. The good news is this; when God steps in He restores
the eaten years in one day. I once heard a testimony
of a couple who didn't get married until their forties
and had always wanted four children. When God
restored them, they got married and had
quadruplets. By the shed blood of the Lamb for you at Calvary,
whatever the devil has stolen is here by restored in
the mighty name of Jesus.
We shall all stand once again..

Jokes Etc › Re: These Signs Made Me Laugh. by ojaydedon(m): 11:43pm On Sep 27, 2014

lolss

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Romance › Re: Proud Of Ur Bf/gf Or Hubby/wiffy? by ojaydedon(m): 11:35pm On Sep 27, 2014

Elantracey: When I get one am definitely gonna be more than proud of him

Elantracey: When I get one am definitely gonna be more than proud of him

what r u waiting for?

Christianity Etc › Re: What If Jesus Comes Today And Says There's No Heaven Or Hell? by ojaydedon(m): 11:26pm On Sep 27, 2014

i will still serve Him... wink

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Jokes Etc › Re: The Grave Stone And An Igbo Man... by ojaydedon(op): 11:24pm On Sep 27, 2014

SegunFlames: Now this is funny!

Lolz

yea

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