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Alright, wish you the best as u wait on him, 'r u online?

any set criteria for the "right" ADAM?

dm:
So because i didn't find it hilarious means u should insult me

Sir, my apologies

eveseh:
thanks,THAT'S MY NAME ON IT EVE,is cool abi

yea, its cool, is there an "ADAM" to the EVE yet?

@eveseh

nice signature

dm:
Do't tell me that was the part i'm to crack up .
I did not

Are you so DUMB?

Afeni:
I will call her loser.

You don't want here to start getting too many ideas.

I don't care what she calls me.

Are you that insensitive?

why are ppl turning this thread intoa joke? Thgought it was meant to be educative and entertaining

lady, I'll tell you to repost those beautiful pictures of urs and watch the response this time around

18 years old Miss Neves Tania {Ivory Coast}






Who was the first ever miss world?

Is there a winner yet in this "contest". I doubt its real contest anyway from all 18pages saw only four male pictures, wats going on??

@ virobabe
I guess u are playing mind games here where are the pictures?

hot-angel:
See you're already getting worked up. Sign of dumb-ness. lol

Okay wait, im just messing with u.

Alright, you got me kind of LOL!!!

Madam, males are dumb? can you explain this pls? waiting for ur response and I'll give you proof that the FEMALE folks are as dumb as dumb can get!

hot-angel:
I counted three. And i was soo sure it was three.

When i went back to count, i saw that i skipped the OF's

Ohh well, which brain is better? Male or female?

well I guess you 'r female but think like male, abi wetin u think?

I wonder why there hasn't been any response from the ladies

Didn't where to post this, but the heck, lets have some fun!


Female Brain or Male Brain --- TEST

Well do you have a male brain or a female brain?

Check this, ! {It worked for me I guess it must work for others too!}

It is called the quick eye exam!

Just do it - don't cheat!!! {I trust naija, I know some will but just try}
Here we go

count the number of F's in the following text in 15 seconds;

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

Managed it?

Alright oya, scroll down after you have counted them! OK?

















How many?

Three? {You are definitely male!!!}

wrong, there are six - no joke!

Read again

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS


The reasoning is ,
The male brain cannot process the word "OF"

Incredible or what?

Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go has a brain of a female.

Guys try this without CHEATING and please post your results, lets share. It worked on me how about you?

Nice one

PS;

tell her I might just need some , too

no qualms, its all good

Ddii:
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !
ojd? ojd? ojd?
how many times did i call u !

u called me three times, here I am wetin I do?

Sorry guys, never cam across it on the forum b4

real kool jokes.

Trust Nigerian bus conductors, dem go nearly kill the woman

A woman decides that she's had it with trying to
find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an
ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate
who is loyal, rich and a good lover.

After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens
the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no
arms and no legs.

He says, "I'm here about your ad."

Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do
I know you're loyal?"

"Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam.
That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies.

"Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires.

"I make over $3 million a year. I have my own
software company. You can look at my bank
statement," he continues.

Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands,
"Well, how do I know you're a good lover?"

He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father, who was a minister if they
could discuss the use of the car. His father took
him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a
deal with you. You bring your grades up, study
your bible a little and get your hair cut and
we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy
came back and again asked his father if they
could discuss use of the car. They again went to
the father's study where his father said, "Son,
I've been real proud of you. You have brought
your grades up, you've studied your bible
diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited and minute and replied, "You
know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You
know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair,
why even Jesus had long hair, "

To which his father replied, "Yes, and they
WALKED every where they went!"