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A blonde was standing in front of a coke machine
she put in 50 cents and a coke came out. She set
it on top of the coke machine. Put in 50 more
cents pushed the button and another coke came
out.

She kept doing this untill a guy standing behind
her said, " Excuse me, can I get my coke and then
you can go back to whatever you are doing?"

The blonde turns around and says, "Like duh not
when I am winning!! "


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A blonde bought a new pair of shoes but told her
husband she couldn’t wear them for three days.
When her husband asked why, she replied, "Because
the shoe salesman said the may not be comfortable
for the first couple of days."

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Q: What do blondes and screen doors have in commom?

A: The more you bang 'em the looser they get.

nice brain work 4rm the lawyer, Nice joke lady keep it coming

good remedy for memory you can say, nice one

omo the old man sef na soji guy, nice one

just sex, love and careness

well,

ALL HAIL GUNNERS on the forum.

criticizing REYES is not called for as he played a midfield role in most of ARSENAL's marches.

Try looking at Crespo's performance in all competitions and u'll see a real disappointing striker

This is getting really confusing. Is madam "RHEMA" still married to OBJ? Though I like and appreciate her frankness. I just can't stop wondering what BABA would say

wat ever u choose to call your spouse just be careful, the kids might just pick it up.

larger_20 :
Woman is definitly going to be top 5 in my list, I am counting out fame based on what i learnt in the lives of famous people,

I've got to point out here that some women could be trouble and make life miserable. But if you are lucky, your life can be blissful so just be on the look out

my ppl wats all the noise about? The bottom line is; are the shirts ready for pick up, where and for how much?

naijababe:
ojd how far now? long time no yarn got your yahoo messages was busy swotting for my exams, which is over by the way more time to spend on nairaland

Just getting back on the forum after about 3 weeks absence {hope there's no punishment for dat} so how u dey and 'r u through wit da exams?

opad:
My question though is this, When you fall for someone is it the physical appearance that draws you or the soul within??

I believe you are first drawn to a person especially of the opposite sex by the physical appearance before you get to know the "person behind" the person.

As for Cyber romance, I don't think {atleast I've not heard} of any real love coming from it.

Nice words, well done!

What makes you happy depends on, the kind of person you are and the environment you find yourself in. So it differs.

Those engineers are really worth their onions, they truely deserve award{S}.

@ naijababe

I like ur frankness, for a lady to accept and have the courage to post this I salute u, and make u prepare for some stroking from ur "likes"

Zahymaka:
It'll be a variant of her name -- and I'm going to make sure we only use it in private. I'm also going to be the only person who calls her that.

I agree wit this. My elder brother calls his wife "baby" and his kid {2yrs old} has picked it he now calls his mum "baby" as well.

xdos:
kids of nowadays have learnt bad thing, how dare u tell your dad that during our own time, a nice joke Ojd,
Thank God the man no kill pussycat,

Guy, u wicked oooo, see wetin u dey yearn, u wan make the man die?

diddy4dt:
@ OJD

omo the thing don crash my pc. remove them now abeg.

Guy, u harsh ooooo

Guys, confirm; you have the choice of riding a WOMAN and a HARLEY bike, which do u pick?