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Fellow nairalanders, I'lld like to know your views on religion and cunnilingus.

A friend said to me that his wife complains that he doesn't satisfy her sexual needs that what could he do?

I told him sex is not all about penetration. He should try to introduce variety and spontaneity into the love making and above all he should try tongue f**king cunnilingus but he shouted "God forbid" {its against the will of God}

So my question is; what does cunnilingus have to the with our religious beliefs?

aiight, thanks

Hello Nairalanders, anybody in the house got info on any company(ies) home or abroad that buys empty pure water sachets for recycling. Any info would be greatly appreciated

@ AGARIfoods & kabarka

I truly appreciate both of you for your open mind and frankness.

Please I would like to know if u guys know or have any idea of recycling of the pure water sachets. Information needed may included but not limited to;
1. Company(ies) buying pure water sachets for recycling
2. How much bieng paid
3. Volume/quantity needed

Thanks.

@Big-man - Inspiring write-up God bless.

@Poster; pls try to start small. Most of us tend to think "too" big. I would like to refer you to the life story of the Transport company known today as IFESINACHI TRANSPORT Coy. ltd. the owner started from pushing trucks until he bought other trucks and rented to others for rents. He later "graduated" to luxury buses.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/enterprise/2006/feb/25/enterprise25-02-2006-003.htm

May God guide us all

eniola1310:
u have a herberlist at your rescue
lucky u

kom, na rebel u be, abi y u jst deh stroke d guy like dis?

thanks for the correction

eniola1310:
just take the eye out and wash it

Girl; dats mean!

OBLONG:
@ OP once you find the one your heart desires, things will come easy---- for a man, u're still young and have a lot of years ahead of you. Try keeping female friends, that will help with the self esteem booster.

very well said.

poster; it helps if u spend more time around the female folks, try to learn their "ways" and do keep your cool. With time u'll have the confidence u need and u may never know one of them might just fancy you

Mine would be Dennis Bergkamp's Goal against Argetina for Holland at USA '94

@ cardoso111:
I tried to reach you several times tonight still not going through.

Rmc1:
Guy please we are in the 21st century and not 13th century go to wikipedia  and inform yourself about squirting, c.litoris, (the female version of the p,enis) G POINT (the female version of the scrotum or balls)  female o,rgasm and e. jaculation, and stop spreading wrong information about some spiritual mombo jombo

@Rmc1 God bless u jare!

thank you 'll

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If you are a female, you should be happy dear. It is quite normal to feel like you 'r peeing but jst relax and let the sweet feeling flood through you.

But if 'r a male , !

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@mekuslogan:i think  u need a L-sign(learners sign) 2 ur mouth .why do u guys always comment through ethnic lines, fraud is a nigerian thing and its not peculiar to a tribe even globally .so what are we saying?drop comments on issue and leave ethnicity out of it thats why nigeria is not progressing

i dnt knw why in this part of the word we havent heard the word "resignation".if it where to be a white man he would have tendered his resignation from the bench for failing to deliver.amodu should tell his tales to the birds, as for the players they are just bunch of ingrates was it not the national clours that shot them into limelight?now they've let us down when we needed them to deliver which is typical of flying eagles, no commitment!no patriotism!! infact am ashamed of some players in the team. if the likes of beckham could still play with much zeal and passion for mother england what on earth is wrong with our own player.

@sjeezy8 and the seeker pls do drop this ur tribal beef and trade of words.it is a known fact that an average nigerian out there is a potential thief/criminal regardless of tribe so what are we saying since most of these guys are celebrated back at home.however 9ja's are not the only country involved in organize crimes so dont let us paint ourselves more than black here

z-murda:
Nice one. The Jews too. They own half of the world. Control everything. Run everything. Make most things happen

I think Naija crooks have not fine tuned there criminalty to a science. All they do is the brazen crude s**T. We do not necessarily seek the betterment of the country called Nigeria. After stealing all these money, you bet none of the guys would have opened a factory as the Indian would have done in his country. I do not support any form of scam. But as you have pointed out. We are not the worst criminals, sometimes we are just the loudest mealy mouths. We talk too much, brag too much, too decentralized.
Very few Hispanics would talk when caught, very few Italians would too.

In the end, I think we should concentrate on the legal means of doing things, we are not good at being crooks.

hey bialegend, u should criticise fashanu as an individual and stop running your mouth off on ethnic line.u r saying something sensitive here and u shld censor what and what u say while airing your opinion.fashanu can be a coward by retracting his statement and god help IBB with his antics cos a poverb says:when a drum is sounding too loud its on the verge of bursting, nemesis is right at the corner 4 IBB.

giv it up 4 blaise she murdered rap but i love sasha like crazy i can drink her bath water , she might be dishing junk its all ud 4 all i care .its all abt if u like d rapper then what she doles out doesnt matter anymore, take i cue from lil wayne.

i believe naija is a sorry state.what has the decrease achieve in term of reduction in cost of living,transportation cost and general living condition of the average nigerian out there.our leaders should start thinking proactively and stop been selfish.#5 decrease has not achieve any meaningful impart,the few oil importers and govt cronies that are feeding fat at the expense of nigerian will not allow the decrease to go down than that.they do travel outside the country and do see ow other economy is been run with the populace in the heart of the leaders yet they come back only to continue the same cycle of greed and corruption.i know 1 day we will be deliver from their evil tyranny and posterity will not judge them well.

i believe naija is a sorry state.what has the decrease achieve in term of reduction in cost of living,transportation cost and general living condition of the average nigerian out there.our leaders should start thinking proactively and stop been selfish.#5 decrease has not achieve any meaningful impart,the few oil importers and govt cronies that are feeding fat at the expense of nigerian will not allow the decrease to go down than that.they do travel outside the country and do see ow other economy is been run with the populace in the heart of the leaders yet they come back only to continue the same cycle of greed and corruption.i know 1 day we will be deliver from their evil tyranny and posterity will not judge them well.

kafero u hv said it all.i rest my case.