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[sub][/sub]common say it out

just got around to dis one. Wow its just too original keep it up guys

Ol' bouy dis is f**king hilarious, thumbs up man

There were two women traveling to Las Vegas, the
plane had mean turbulence and bad weather. The
captain announced to everyone to get into the
crash position, head between the knees.

A white woman was sitting next to a black woman,
so the white woman took out all her jewelry and
started putting it all on, so the black woman
asked her what was she doing?

The white woman replied, when the plane goes down
and they see all my jewelry they are going to
think that I am famous so they will rescue me
first. So the black woman started taking off
all her clothes, so the white woman asked the
black woman, what are you doing?

The black woman replied, when we crash, the
first thing they look for is the "black box."

, if na u wetin u go do?

yeah man, dats wat I'm talking!!!

A boy and his father were playing catch in the
front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran
over and stomped it.

"That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of
our friends, and for stomping him you will do
without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and
stomped it.

"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of
our friends, and for stomping him you will do
without butter for a week."

The next morning the family had sat down for
breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast
(no honey and butter.)

Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove.
His mother stomped it .

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you
going to tell her Dad, or should I?"

good one

africanboy:
am doing that - setting up shop @ www.cafepress.com/streetnaira

how we for Niaja go get am now?

true talk!

A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who
invited him out for a few beers after work. The
man said that his wife would never go for it,
that she does not allow him to go drinking
with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested
a way to overcome that problem:

"When you get home tonight, sneak into the house,
slide down under the sheets, gently pull down
your wife's panties, and give her MouthAction. Woman
love it, and believe me, she'll never mention
that you were out late with the boys."

So the man agreed to try it, and went out and
enjoyed himself. Late that night he sneaked into
the house, slid down under the sheets, gently
slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral
sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but
after a little while, he reaized he had to take
a leak , so he told her he'd be right back, got
out of bed and walked down the hall to the
bathroom. When he opened the door and went in,
he was very suprised to see his wife sitting
on the john.

"How did you get in here?" he asked

"Shhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my
mother!"

HABA!!! wat a world?

This guy walks into his doctor's office and tells the Doc he has a major problem.
The Doc asked, "What is it?"
The man said he can not have sex.

"Why," asked the Doc.

The man replied, "My penis is too long and no woman will go to bed with me."

The Doc said, "Let me take a look."

The man rolled his pants down and the Doc almost fainted. 25 inches of penis.
The Doc said, "Sorry but I know of no medical procedure
that will help. But, at the edge of town there
is a witch who might be able to cast a spell on
you."

Dejected the man left the office and said to
himself--nothing ventured nothing gained and
off to the witch he went. He told her of his
problem and she too wanted to see. She said
"WOW there is no spell I can cast that will help.
But, if you go behind my house into the woods,
You will eventually reach a pond. On the far
shore you will see a big ugly frog. Ask her to
marry you. If she says NO and it works, Your
penis will shrink by 5 inches."

The men left and walked and sure enough he found
the pond and low and behold there was the frog
on the far shore. He yelled, "Hey frog, will you
marry me?"

She replied "NO!"

He felt a tingle rolled his pants down and was
amazed. His penis shrunk to 20 inches. He said to
himself, great!!! This worked but it is still too
long. He yelled again, "Hey frog, will you marry
me?"

The frog replied --NO! He felt the tingle again
and sure enough it shrunk by additional 5 inches
to 15. He said to himself, that’s great but still
not enough. He yelled again. "FROG, will you
marry me?"

The frog replied:
NO! NO! NO! for the last time.

dm:
"The more you rub it, the bigger
it gets!"

dats true enough

guy, love ur postings, real cool

bluenubian:
if i pressed '0' who would i speak to?

any answer to dis?

In as much as their {or Elendu's; as he is now alone} reports are far fetched in terms of facts, we cannot but help to recognise wat they are playing at. Which is to satisfy the human "in this case Nigerian's quest for news. It should however be noted that not all their reports are;

Seun:
I prefer to call it imaginative journalism, because the standards of that publication are so low!

Did you read the reports on the Plateau state governor? though I can't get the links now, they really exposed the kind of "leaders" we have and the kind of high powered maneaovering going on in our leadership or government circles, wat do you call that?

They have really exposed issues in some of their reports.

Nice quotes guys, here are some of my favourites from my private collections;

• Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. ~Sicilian Proverb
• Poverty sits by the cradle of all our great men and rocks all of them to manhood. ~Heinrich Heine
• Waste your money and you're only out of money, but waste your time and you've lost a part of your life.
~Michael Leboeuf
• If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis
• They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be suspected to do everything for Money. ~George Savile, Complete Works, 1912
• The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. ~Author Unknown
• Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset. ~Clare Booth Luce
• To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don Schrader



More to come in days ahead

@ Seun,

Oga abeg no vex ooo, which one be cafepress?

kenniy:
sent rlq123. . . if you still need it heritage, please let us know.

thanks, I already got one from sbucareer.