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MISSCONGENIALITY:
I was forced to go for a night class with my hostel girl that goes for night everynight. And then when we got there, I ate my snacks and drank my juice then opened my book. I flipped the first page and the second page. Before I could finish the second page, words were dancing in the book and that was how I slept till mid-night. When I finally got up, I saw that my friend was still reading but I could not read. I just sat there staring at others. There were staring into their books with their eyes open while they sleep, there were those going out to either smoke or ease themselves. But to my greatest supprise, my friend was reading. She kept reminding me to read. The worst part of it was the Nsukka cold that made me feel like I was freezing even with all the warm clothes I had on.
After that night I told my friend never to talk to me about going for night class again. But sometime in my 3rd year I went for night class again and still, I slept all thru. That night wen I went to pee, I noticed something moving under a tree, and on a closer look, I saw the a babe and a guy having their own night class with the babe on the guy's lap. I didn't even know when I said " ah, guy u no get room?. My friend that escorted me to pee told me to keep qiuet. The two didn't even notice we were there cos they were too busy.

I'm still waiting for when someone will admit they are the one under the tree on a guys lap

If you believe this man is foolish click "like" else click " share" for idiot

My question is about accommodation. Is the PPA responsible for our accommodation or we are solely responsible?

maryhaam:
me too

Lol

op please tell me how u did d automatic call recorder without she seeing it on her phone. I need also,

Hello house, I need a drug that can make to sleep at least 4 hrs per day, I lack sleep at the moment

Who Nigeria help?

hefelove:
smoke ke? i hardly finish one bottle of origin sef

just try it won't kill you, u will be amazed how intimately u both want it, u can even try to invite another girl to make it 3some

Don't know where to classify you

A brothel where she will meet other girls and value you more. You guys can even smoke, drink and rent a room. Just try it so so exciting

lol

Engrpj:
Can one finish registration and depart from camp and come back 2 or 3 Dayz b4 Pop??

Because you are given opportunity to ask questions doesn't mean you should start asking irrelevant questions.

Camp is camp you can't get out once you are in until the stipulated day

uppa:
this is the trick, day plan is from 6:01am - 9pm, while nite plan is from 9pm - 6am....., to use the nite data during the day, you will nid to activate your airplane mode around 5:50am and immediately de-activate and let your network become active b4 6am, all the data you will use during the day will b deducted from your nite plan, except you experience network glitch which will take you back to your day plan.

Nice tricks, thanks man

uppa:
the thing abt glo service is location, some areas experience great service while some areas network coverage is poor, I use mtn 4.5gb plan......and I can use the nite plan during the day

Please explain how you can use the night plan during the day

My humble thoughts.

For years we " ordinary citizens" have been known to cheer up and praise our corrupt politicians amidst clear evidence of looting, this has made them to even steal more yet we wallow in poverty, unemployment, lack of basic amenities etc while they and their children live in affluence, they school abroad, fly to Dubai and live in 5 star hotels around the world.

I think this is high time we start to treat them just the way it happened to Saraki, maybe this will help reduce the rate they steal. Let them feel guilt, shame, embarrassments, rejection in every public place they go.

I trust Nigerians if happens to 2,3,...the trend will continue.

Try to hook up with me then you will forget he ever existed

informalletter:
believe it or not, women have the best intuition. and besides, I care 'lesser' -if there is any word like that- whether he calls or not, because I ain't moved one bit. I only wrote this as an eye opener to my fellow ladies especially the growing ones

you care lesser,

the guy don chop u clean mouth

Nurses are the best to date, they take care of u all round

Eyekandi:
Uhmm.. Stale
The game has changed bro..

Actually now the men tell you that you are allowed to date a single bro ànd when you wanna get married it ends.

And of course the single ladies do get married to their own single bobo eventually...

So fashi this gist. The game has changed

Hmmm babe I tuale 4 u. d game changer of our time

Are u on BBM?

God is really faithful...

starlingslimnet:
That one na suicide now

Lol

If one argues that geology is hard and another that physics is also hard, what about the combination of both which is GEOPHYSICS?

whirlwind7:
Perhaps i'm not hip or "current" or suave enough, but I still think that dude in blue suit (3rd pic) with folded pants leg looks totally childish and uncouth.
Yeah, above the ankle and tight fitting pants (trousers) are fashionable once more, but trying to pull off that look by folding his pants suit makes him appear like a tout.

Perhaps i'm not hip or "current" or suave enough, but I still think that you calling a trouser a "pant" is so so childish and stupid, my friend this is Nigeria and this forum is Nairaland not Ameriland.

JibrilJunior:
Guy
If na joke stop am

Check Google if you are doubting

Just heard on live TV that opening of camps is now 6th of October instead of 28th, this was moved forward due to the high turnout of PCM.

No 3 so so real, I love adventures and I'm rocking it waiting for the special woman to pin me down

Tell me more

Be ready to brace urself up, delta has a high standard of living, virtually everything is cost but the people are hospitable and friendly

obailala:
Very typical Jonathanian reasoning... We heard statements like this a lot during the jonathan days.

Everything, including rainfall was accused of being masterminded by apc to 'discredit' jonathan.

I won't blame you because your brain have been masked by "change" ..

don't quote me

Durent:
Da girl i was datin, left me all of a sudden and started datin dis tall, muscular guy like dat. we've been together for two months now and jst last week, we went to a restaurant nd dis tall guy passed us nd i noticed how her eyes were glued to him. After a while, she asked for a break up bcuz her friends were dissin her dat her man is lefthanded nd everytin bout our relationship is backward afta like 2 Days, i saw dat guy at da resturant holdin her nd laughin sheepishly he z beta dan me, taller, more handsome, more muscular maybe dats why she left me or iz it really true dat lefty guys are big turn off. Help, am plannin on changin handedness if its really a turn off

You have a very low self esteem so try to work on it

Deceitful propaganda to discredit delta

This excluding the cost of land, with an average design.