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lorddaywalker: lol... just get me 2bottles of CIROC,1 of d most xpensive liquor of our time and I won't tell d DG

make i give you DG's number?

omaimoje: I dnt want to go again

lol

slimz10: thanks ojestas

welcome sir

lorddaywalker: what if NYSC DG is on dis thread too but chooses to b one of dos ghost nairalanderz? c gobe! .what I can say is welcome to sambisa my friend

its only you who knows my real name here.

slimz10: pls house in the redeployment form pasted on this thread, i wanted to know whether the prefered state someone will indicate is only one or more than one?

just one stateon th form. But here, we were asked to write a formal letter to te DG through the state coordinator. Here, u can lists the states as many as you want . . for instance, i wrote "i would be happy if i can be redeployed to any of the south west states very close to my home state to have easy access to the doctor who knows my medical history" cos of the medical report i presented. . Actually, the last time i went to hospital fir treatment was over 10years ago. lol

omaimoje: I jst did, lol

lol. .o ya get dressed and get ready for camp. kadunA. is calling.

omaimoje: itz takin too much tym joor,

its very much at your door.. .. close your eyes, open it. .4th is here.

noordean: u kidding mi!? wen i no steal

Samguine can testify. lol

kalushaiyke: Yea I know,isn't that the day you will know if u are posted to a remote part of the state or not?

yea, it is.

omaimoje: yh, buh even @ dat, let november jst cum

lol, i don't have the power to hold November, it sure would come.

kalushaiyke: Hahaha...posting abi?

nah, the day you would get outta camp.

noordean: if na soldiers go con dey dull tinx for me for camp mi ano go gree for dem o #straight face

lol, av u been asked to roll in the mud before??

noordean: camp no sweet?? wia dem post u self?

camp is sweet. but the tedious part is more. M in Kaduna camp.

omaimoje: lol, nooooooo.... no dulling in camp

says who?? you would barely have time for yourself, the first week, always hell. Camp is always fun though,,, but you can't say "no dulling". Those soldiers are ready to make it dulling for you o. .

omaimoje: Gudmrnin Fam *yawns* is it november yet?

as much as you anticipate Nov. 4, u would anticipate Nov 25. lol. .

heemah: dnt bother snappin d toilet pics cuz i.wnt near it..#i fear infections#...u cn upload pics of other places sha..

hnnnn

Smeeky: I greet una my good people,

Stress no dey gree me come here oo, I happened to be doing a contemporary

how ondo now ?

Smeeky: I greet una my good people,

Stress no dey gree me come here oo, I happened to be doing a contemporary

how onto now ?

JoseRaji: posted to Jigawa, so yeah, I'll be camping in Kaduna by September. thanks for the info

u wlc , feel free to ask anything whatsoever about the camp

JoseRaji: Ojestas my man. pls help me out here. how are the hostels like? how 'bout electricity? are there sockets in the rooms? how many guys per room? thanks

the hostels are averagely okay. no mosquitoes. . meh, the electricity plum o. like 22 hours everyday, u wld be seeing light. But no sockets, if u r brave enough to wire your room like us, u Can but do not get caught. Are you camping in kaduna?

DAY 6

If i had one wish to make, i would wish to let the rest of my days in camp be Sundays. No drills at all today, the whole of Sunday is for you. Do whatever you like, wear whatever u like. As i type, my back is on my bed at d top bunk. I just woke up, No thanks to these noisy doro puti group. NCCF was Glorious and fun though their drama was stupid.(God, pls forgive me) Those soldiers were also there to0. Guys, guys, honestly camp isn't fun except at nights; 7pm-light out. For guys like me who don't drink, carry babes; There's nothing special in camp except for my roommates, our room is arguably the best here.No time for one's self at all. But its getting better as time goes on. We were given bread and tea with egg this morning. At black gold camp ,Kaduna; their electricity is sooo stable and reliable. Yesternight was the social night, twas fun. M yet to see a mosquito in my room. like 18 hours water flow too. I spent like 40 mins on queue this mornin,waiting to bath. We are counting down already. . OBS just announced that we are to look like white fouls again to collect lunch . BRB ! wanna change to white white

Meeky: attention by number.at ease by number.about turn by number.lol.dis military men dem funny die.chai.

the soldier who drills my platoon is old enough to be my younger brother . When he talks and we refuse to say yes sir, Frog jump things!. They're so authoritative on the parade ground.

Valentinooo: no tell me say you no get that babe number o

na phone wey dey hang i go use collect number? Truout that lecture, e just dey boot n reboot. BTW, i only showed love and care Lol. i no take my fone go camp

lorddaywalker, i no like as we no dey thesame camp ooo

Valentinooo:

o gini ? lol

enellcy: wow. How you all doing?hope d camp is going on well.kceee you are in my thought.Rhazur,ojestas,zerray,,meeky,you all have fun in camp .

thanks nellcy . . going well but stressful.

Hissexcellencie: loving ur updates....its very refreshing.

thanks bro.

heemah: @Ojestas, cn u pls snap n upload d pics of d redeploymnt form?? anxiously waitin plss

aiit. would be done immediately after drilling.

Lol. our camp director said he's going to provide a big bulb somewhere at the back of the girls' hostel where they bath that we guys should be going there for free show. Come see how guys applauded. As he was saying this, a girl beside me was telling her friend that that's how a guy saw her when bathing that he didn't even look and leave, he turn Mario sharp sharp. . lol, We had boring lectures today, yes i call it boring. I slept ehn, i just use my face cap cover face. There were insufficient chairs, so some were standing. i could have been among them but thanks to that soldier who asked me o double up. I sighted one portable girl like me, standing. .i felt she was feeling inconvenient, then i remember that bible verse; Love your neighbours as yourself, so i offered her to manage beside me. I no come sleep again make i no headbutt her while dozing. Platoon A cooked for us today, my roomie was in charge of meat, i ate 2pieces, come drink chilled fanta on top. The guy say na beans and yam go happen tonight. i no fit chop that one be that. Na d fanta i drink finish wey i say make i update my people. As for light, light wey always dey. Like 23hrs 30minutes in a day but na only bulb dey our room. .Trust guys now, dem don runz extension box for under one guy bed. I dey come, i want fill my redeployment form jare . But this first week hasn't been beans o. Brb!

Beagle sounded this morning around 5am. Went to parade ground for morning prayer, led by a powerfully insured soldier who was still aggressive in praising God. Soldiers, Na wa o. . I just heard one aboki say blatoon oppizer. Chai! Something happen for parade ground this morning. I dey always day among girls for parade, no be wetin u think o, na where my height reach i dey stay o. So,as soldier come say, stand at ease, u know say your hand go dey ur back. Na so this girl hand touch me o. I shock, she say maa sorry. I say ok. E nor reach 5mins, ha hand waka come again. She no even say sorry this time. Sinz then, any stand at ease , na front my hands dey dey dey to guard am o. Drilling started today , it seemed fun, but i guess people would soon hate it. My aboki roomies fit drink urine, come back room com dey sing doro puti . My platoon get match tomorrow , even people wey no fit sabi dey lobby to play. I never decide if i go play yet, d field no dey encouraging. Brb, i dey my customer side for mami.

honeydear: doroputi and dorotasi lmao

lol, seriously. We label then doro puti group(8 of them)and people label our room doro room.

Officially corper! sworn in. Mehn, its not been that easy but its been fun after all. The soldiers here, Chai !. . Their beagle abi wetin dem dey call am can be so annoying except its food time. lol . .There's a soldier here, he says here; we porse epribody to do what we want, either u like it or not, u must eat. Na so my hausa room mates go dey sing; Chai, doroputi, kai , doro tasi. Now, our room is called DORO room.. i rep platoon 5, The heart of Gold. The only platoon with a female commandant in Black Gold camp here in Kaduna . Wait o,, they just asked us to come with our food permits to collect our transport allowance. But this hausa people think say i be aboki or wetin? cos i black? they wan dey speak hausa to me. . Met a Facebook friend , she was like Ojestas! is this you? She was expecting to see a goliath. lol. U would even think i m 12 years old. No thanks to childish face . See queue. Mehnnnnnn. I am coming....