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NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 8:00am On Sep 05, 2014
olaoyekemi: Finally got redeployed,now in ekiti.abeg who sabi ekiti wella
where in ekiti are you?
Christianity EtcRe: God Did Not make Satan by Ojestas(m): 11:05pm On Sep 03, 2014
Olusanya333: Over years satan has caused people to shift blame on God. Now God did nt create Satan,If you have any question ask because i'm here to explain things as long as i have MB
God did not made make Satan *Correct the topic sir*. . .#Topic, pls Expatiate sir !
Christianity EtcRe: God Did Not make Satan by Ojestas(m): 11:04pm On Sep 03, 2014
Olusanya333: Over years satan has caused people to shift blame on God. Now God did nt create Satan,If you have any question ask because i'm here to explain things as long as i have MB
Christianity EtcThe Parable Of A King And His Four Wives.(photo) by Ojestas(op): 6:33pm On Sep 01, 2014
Once upon a time, "there was a rich King who had four wives.
He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with all his riches robes
and treated her to the finest delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.
He also loved his 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to
neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave
him for another, so he spent his whole life caring for her and pleased her.
He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidant and was always kind,
considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a problem he
could confide in her and she would help him get through the difficult times.
The King’s 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great
contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, the King did
not love the 1st wife. Although she loved him deeply. His 1st wife loved
him so much and so deep but the King hardly ever noticed her.
One day the King fell ill and he knew his time was short. He thought of his
luxurious life and wondered, “I now have 4 wives with me, but when I die,
I’ll be all alone.”
Thus, he asked the 4th wife, “I have loved you the most, endowed you with
the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I am dying,
will you follow me and keep me company?”
“No way!” replied the 4th wife and she walked away from him without
uttered another word. Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.
The sad King then asked his 3rd wife, “I have loved you all my life now that
I’m dying will you follow me and keep me company?
“No!” no way! I can't! she replied “Life is too good! When you die, I am
going to remarry!”. The King heart sank and turned cold, He was totally
depressed.
He then asked the 2nd wife, “I have always turned to you for help and
you’ve always been there for me. When I die will you follow me and keep
me company?” “I’m sorry, I can’t help you out this time!” replied the 2nd
wife. “At the very most, I can only send you to your grave.” Her answer
came like a bolt of lightning, and the King was devastated.
Then a voice called out: “I’ll live with you and follow you no matter where
you go.”
The King looked up, and there was his first wife. She was so skinny as she
suffered from malnutrition and neglect. Greatly grieved, the King said “I
should have taken better care of you when I had the chance!”
In truth, we all have four wives in our lives:
Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort was lavish in
making it look good, it will leave us when we die.
Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, it will all
go to others.
Our 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how much they been
there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
And our 1st wife is our Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power
and pleasures of the world. However our Soul is the only thing that will
follow up wherever we go whether Heaven or Hell. So cultivate, strengthen
and cherish it now, for it is the only part of us that will follow us to the
throne of God and continue with us throughout eternity.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fernando Torres On Loan To AC Milan by Ojestas(m): 10:41pm On Aug 30, 2014
Izzyizzie: You are a big f00l, ballack was excellent in Chelsea shirt... Get ya fact right niqqa.
lol. i think he wasnt talking about Michael Ballack.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fernando Torres On Loan To AC Milan by Ojestas(m): 10:40pm On Aug 30, 2014
pboiskinpy: Chelsea killing people's career since 1988....if in doubt,ask Shevchenko, Ballack and co
U mean Michael Ballack ?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B Corpers; Where Is Your Place Of Primary Assignment (PPA)? by Ojestas(m): 6:10pm On Aug 28, 2014
gorgeousnogo: sure link of what? I heard its being done.. I just asked a simple question, meaning Is it true? How!.Did u even read my comment? *Really not in mood 4 rubbish*
smiles. .*Walks out* .
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B Corpers; Where Is Your Place Of Primary Assignment (PPA)? by Ojestas(m): 9:02am On Aug 28, 2014
gorgeousnogo: Well, welcome back 4rm camp batch B corpers. Hoping to be among d Batch C dis Nov. I so much want to influence my PPA. Heard its done in d camp. Pls, someone that knows beta shuld explain more 2 me. tnx
don't be deluded. Have a sure link instead.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B Corpers; Where Is Your Place Of Primary Assignment (PPA)? by Ojestas(m): 8:59am On Aug 28, 2014
Posted to Kaduna , Redeployed to Kwara.Now At home relaxing. Will go to Nysc secretariat, Ilorin on Monday. If you Redeployed, take a chill pill, don't rush yourself.
EducationRe: 10 Common Grammatical Errors We Must Avoid by Ojestas(m): 7:02am On Aug 26, 2014
Great job. OP
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 12:02am On Aug 25, 2014
sokarsenal: . Thanks bro.........And kwara is north central.......I suppose you used security reasons right?....KADUNA
I used a medical report but with soft sickness. .lol .. some people here Said they hAve chronic epilepsy, they were posted to their home town where their parents live. So, the gravity of the sickness depends. Do not mention security reasons. . people who used it here are regretting. Marital and Health reasons are the most genuine and sure.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 10:55pm On Aug 24, 2014
sokarsenal: Rationalmind, samguine,.skateboard, ojestas, jimwalex and other Stream 1 corps members in camp should please come and tell us theirs or other people experiences on redeployment/relocation in camp.......I heard the list is out in most camps.....things like if the person got the state they choose, reason for relocation, success rate, etc
I requested for south west, but emphasized on Oyo. I saw Kwara. If you use a genuine doctor's report, u surely would be posted to wherever you want.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 12:35pm On Aug 23, 2014
I personally dislike what's going on here. .That some people are camping already and some aren't yet doing there's doesn't means nothing. Infact, we are all Batch B corp members, i m less concerned with stream I or II. The house is still one. Some people take it too personally when a stream I corp talks here, even if S/he is only joking. Should we leave the thread or what??. What's the beefing all about? We are both getting thesame allowee, gonna pass out these day. .So what's the beef all about? Na wa o. . faamo419 wrote something here and people started (MIS)quoting him. "U ARE WRONG" is a mere SLANG. Everybody in camp must have gotten his/her allowee and stream II will also definitely get theirs...no big deal. I dey even fear to write sef so i won't get misquoted. I stand to be corrected and quoted. Let the love continue.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 12:14pm On Aug 23, 2014
Cutiepie01. dear headmistress ma, Is it that Samguine has changed school or got double promotion or what? U didn't call his name, ma.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 11:09am On Aug 22, 2014
Samguine: Doroputi...Doroboss. How KD?
We thank God o. .Latter days in camp is making sense. Allowee don show here, yet to collect mine. The queue's crazy.

NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 10:39am On Aug 22, 2014
Samguine: *spits* angry angry
Hausa guy!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 10:36am On Aug 22, 2014
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Rationalmind
Highmey
Okikpo(Oyel money)
Raystar96(my admirer)
Ojestas(OJesty bobo)
Ifyzo(my love)
Rhazur(Results must surely cancel insults)
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Raheem2386
Sokarsenal
Goodmorning!
present.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 4:47pm On Aug 20, 2014
tnuola: A million and one likes....
thanks. cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 4:46pm On Aug 20, 2014
cutiepie01: kk.Its definitely because of our population,we were told we're the first ppl he's giving 2 cows to.We're 4003 in number.
wow! U r many there o. . we are above 2000 here.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 4:27pm On Aug 20, 2014
sokarsenal: . Hahaha....GBAM......that's Nigerians for you......it is the same people that came here to complain about rubbish toilets and hygienic conditions, regimented lifestyles, etc some days ago that would still come and act like we are missing anything we have not experienced in life before.....even my man Ojestas that was 'in spirit at home and body in camp' just 5 days into camp is now claiming I'm missing something heavenly........lol
Get me right! i don't like being misquoted. I am not Saying its heavenly and i am not saying it is not. What looks like a bad or bitter experience to me might feel good to you. Not everybody here is complaining. i love the experience. either you enjoy camping or not; i tell u, its not an experience worth missing. Despite all my complaints, i am still in camp and alive and in 6 days , m coming out with a handful of story and experience .
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 4:12pm On Aug 20, 2014
cutiepie01: He came to our camp last week wednesday.He'll be visiting all camps in all the states before the end of camp.He gave us 2cows.I think he gave money too to man-o-war or so.
same here but he gave a cow
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 4:12pm On Aug 20, 2014
sokarsenal: . Hahaha....GBAM......that's Nigerians for you......it is the same people that came here to complain about rubbish toilets and hygienic conditions, regimented lifestyles, etc some days ago that would still come and act like we are missing anything we have not experienced in life before.....even my man Ojestas that was 'in spirit at home and body in camp' just 5 days into camp is now claiming I'm missing something heavenly........lol
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 11:34am On Aug 20, 2014
The DG himself, Brig. J.B. Olawumi just left here.(Black Gold Camp, kaduna) ..He gave us a gift.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 8:30am On Aug 20, 2014
Na wa o. When asked to share camp experience. what would you people say? Thank God it isn't postponed afterall, anyway. . #CountingDown. ----\.6days!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 10:35am On Aug 19, 2014
Mannylex: lol.. U dey feel like james bond ehn? Make dem no catch you before u carry mattress on your head, like they did to those in Rivers camp






Have no fear; Mannylex is here
lol. Been caught twice. Scope no go finish for earth. I dey always bail myself.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 10:22am On Aug 19, 2014
Ojestas, Drills and attend lectures when he wants. . . been dodging drills and boring lectures since 1870. . #Chillaxing. . Smh !
NYSCRe: Live Reports From NYSC Camps(photos) by Ojestas(m): 2:31pm On Aug 17, 2014
mabebe1: I hail u-did my orientation camp last nov-had fun sha.
Kurege..kurege..y u nor go zamfara
its Modified! kurege . .kurege. .why you no go sambisa . lol
NYSCRe: Kaduna State Batch B 2014.let's Meet Here by Ojestas(m): 1:56pm On Aug 17, 2014
jaybros: Hey kayD campers at d moment, could any of you drop a low down on the "unknown" necessities stream2 corpers(initially posted to jigawa but will camp in kayD) should ensure they bring to camp for an easier experience?
Thanks...this will help many stream2 from JG plan accordingly.....#iRepJG
S.O.R, Call up letter and school ID card. Make like 5 copies each, though they haven't been requested for. As for the passport, you would be asked to snap another passports with the crested NYSC shirt, U can make like 20 copies of this so that you can make use of it in camp. Nevertheless, come with few passports. Welcome to black Gold camp in advance. but The soldiers no dey try. They don't allow us rest except on Sundays.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 8:04pm On Aug 16, 2014
Dorobucci banned!. .info reaching me through a roommate; who is a. member of the OBS; The state director has banned The OBS from playing Dorobucci inside the camp. No one knows why!. .Probably because its constantly played,, i dunno sha . . Kinda funny!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 2:10pm On Aug 16, 2014
Cutiepie01. .HBD . God bless you. Godspeed!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 3:17pm On Aug 15, 2014
Guys, Guys . . Calm down. Prepare your things and your minds for September 1. All will be well. BTW, camp isn't fun at all, I haven't been this restricted all my life, its simply "Prison in Disguise". .i started counting down the second day i got to camp,,, In spirit, M at home, they are only seeing my body here.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Ojestas(m): 5:20pm On Aug 12, 2014
But the fellow who nominated me for this kitchen palava, No be good thing una do o. Despite that m the most gentle in d platoon and my room, , Na Solomon, Solomon . here and there. Been running up and down sinz morning, carrying bags of rice, tomatoes . et al. I was even assigned to count all those fishes all corp members will eat tonight. As i m typing, i m typing with the left hand only, right one is frozen. But i prefer this to listening to one boring lecture, sitted on the bare floor. . Parade ground is now another thing ground o. what guys and babes use it for these days has defeated the reason for the parade ground. . people of God. Make una help me praise God. Yesterday, a soldier asked me to tuck in my white, i think say na one small soldier not knowing its their olori oko. i tucked in a part and left the other side. .The next thing, i heard a shout. EHhhh, Are you too fat too get tucked in. The shout trembled me. .sharp sharp, i tucked in. .he wanted to discipline me but i take SORRY SIR kill am. corpers were like Guy, congrats o. My hand dey pepper me, i dey come.

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