₦airaland Forum

Humblebloke: In Ajegunle shey??

na only aj get ghetto? Oshodi nko, ilasa. Ijesha, orile

nickz: chai bros its either you're in ogun state or the person selling the food is your family relation....the most 'local' food joint within my vicinity in lagos sell a plate of ONLY RICE for #350

hei, all dis lies u are quoting, dia is god o o o o o

customized13: haaa, bros how far na, every canteen in lagos sells one meat for atleast N50, so how come with your own data.

kpomo nko?

customized13: haaa, bros how far na, every canteen in lagos sells one meat for atleast N50, so how come with your own data.

so kpomo na 50 naira for your side? Lol, try another cotonu woman, i mean thoes one that use to sell ewa agonyi

desdichando: seems like the last time u was in lagos was 1990...visit again

am in ijesha now, i even ate 50 naira rice this morning

UchihaItachi: There were no surprises in this world cup from the round of 16..Cortana doesn't do magic, it uses previous statistics and record to predict, why didn't it predict the group stage? that Costa Rica would sting Italy and Uruguay or that Netherlands would thrash Spain?

If you use it on premier league, it'll predict that Man United will beat QPR based on past glory when QPR will actually win now

e-chelsea will always use man u as an example, why nah? Dia is satan o o o o o o

McWhillion: I think most Eastern and South Eastern cities are quite expensive to live in. No South Western city should be up there including Lagos. Things are way more expensive in a typical Eastern village than in Lagos.

imagine in Lagos, you can buy plate of food that contains both rice, bean, plantain, spaghetti with two meat, all with just 100 naira

disloman: This is a govt who knws the right thing to do n taking precaution steps to avoid a disaster.Nt like a goat l knw.God bless u Fash.

who then is the goat and why is he a goat?

Akshow: While pdp politicians and e rats are hell bent on denying the obvious, claiming the Apapa bomblast was not a boko handiwork, sensible leaders are taking steps to protect their citizens.


In other news, Maiduguri airport was re-opened by the FG cos of Ali Modu Sherrif..... No doubt it was because he decamped to pdp. Not even Gaddaffi was this desperate and hungry for power. How lower can Gej go?

i wonder how GEJ came into this matter, some people are just naturally silly

Clerverly: Mumu, why not ask Jonathan to take it easy! Don't quote me again in your life!

better go and take alomo bitter to calm you anger,

aresa: According to GEJ's National security adviser, the PDP is responsible for BH so releasing any list means GEJ and the PDP opening their own yansh so we are not going to see any list. Never, never...

if GEJ all the way from South West can sponsor your people to kill each other, that means that your tribe is the most foolish tribe on earth

fijiano202: wait there until boko boys kidnap ur sister before u truely understand how clueless Bros Jo is

opc can never kidnapp my sister, massob no fit try am, mend nko? dey no born them well if they try am, so my dear, wettin una do boko boys abi nemesis don catch up with una?

desgiezd: Its a pity this is the way Nigeria is being run presently. So, so sad!

the game was started by APC with lies and propaganda

Clerverly: Good news! Fayose should be ready to spend only a week as governor before being thrown to the sharks! Let us come together and destroy Nigeria!

help me out please. I dont understand

Jakumo: Ha ha the monkey COLLECT that person money, witi STRONG eye, come carry dat 500 thousand naira put for head, begin dey run gbudu-gbudu, dey go. Hm. Na dis kind ting dem dey call am say wotta don pass garri, and man pass man.

Anyway, first of all, na who give monkey permission to COLLECT awoof money like that, so far nobody give am police uniform to wear ?

And then how as the monkey NO GREE DIE, upon how police dey fire am from now until tomorrow, come make me tink day this one no be small pikin monkey, say na SENIOR Direttor General monkey when get long biya-biya and sabi fight well-well, both witi hand and witi juju bullet-proof local-made system. Chai. Diaris God. That monkey NO GREE DIE at all, my brother, upon how dem fire am sotaaaaaaay. Wonderment.

Anyway, next time if unu see monkey when mean am say he go COLLECT ya money, just kukuma give am the money, make police gun no mistake go misfire and kill the person when come make report for station.

E get as e be.

i am a living witness, magicians in south east uses monkey to take away any money with you

OkijaAmaka: 3 musketeers of Arthur Eze, Emeka Offor, Andy Uba thank God this three evilmen are against Obi in Anambra State and Obi's man is holding sway as the CEO, lol that means Anambra have been liberated completely, abeg let the enemity last till Sultan of Sokoto endorse Guiness stout.

Anambra's gains, Nigerian's pains
More reasons to be a proud Onye Anambra once again.

i will never forgive emeka ofor, the most wicked God father ever liveth

WIZGUY69:
Not suprise with your statement though.
Because that's where you were given birth.
onye zuzu.
Quote me again! and you will d.ie

kpele, ma binu

WIZGUY69: Guy!! you are a foo.l.
you think the yorubas are coward like your lord of war ojukwu? (woman wrapper).
just face your front before i give you E-knock.
ewu.

e-madness, am sure you must be posting from under bridge

silly nigerians. USA should go and die

azeeza: I wish your sister was involved than you will feel the heat. Please if you cant lend your support, keep your mouth shut.

rubbish, if my sister is among, since the insurgents are my people, i will make inquiry within my state and find out their sponsors, i will openly tell the whole world who the beasts are. E.g if OPC for omo onile, massob for ndi igbo and mend for niger deltans

Northern nigeria,

e-lamentation

mvem: .....if it is chibok,people are still dere, so as Gwoza,domboa etc(boko haram strong holds). People dere have no places to go...Sambisa is real and haboured by boko haram.It is not actually a forest(der re no forest in d core north)...its just filled with shrubs and very rough and rocky...it was formally a game reserve...if u think nothing happens dere u can visit dere....

and the great america could not locate any?

customized13: bros, go to ikotun, ilasa, odo eran, ijesha, isolo, oshodi, alapere, ketu, ladipo, shogunle, egbe, ipaja, okoko, orile, agege, isheri etc you go know say lagos na very dirty slum, lagos is just good @ making facades.

thoes places have town planning abi?

AltarBoy1: Seems like you are trying to be tribalistic here. Which part of the road do you main. Front of your house or the main motorable road. Moreover, who goes about sweeping the motorable road if not paid sweepers.

help me to complain so that you govs will sit up. Am disapointed in them

AltarBoy1: I dont think this has anything to do with civilization.

it is. They lack alot down the south east. Do u know that you will be called a foolish man if anyone sees you trying to sweep the roads. What will you call such set of humans?

my dear, the problem is that my brothers down the south east are uncivilised, i was there to see how they mess up their roads with waste yet they claim to be wise. They are still living in stone age time

maxit2: I find it difficult to like this Soyinka guy.
He is arrogant and the father of what has put tears in many mothers eyes(Cultism)

Be the intention good or bad at the initial stages, he is still one of the founders of the disease and he has not seen it as a responsibility to put an end to it,

Mr. Soyinka, i don't know anything about you. I seriously don't wanna know. You are NOT a scholar. All the scholars i know in history have all contributed something to development of mankind in their respective fields. WTF did you contribute? wetin you when make people dey exalt your name like say you be Albert Einstein or even Thomas Edison, who da phuck are you Mr. Wole ? who ?

So i don't wish to see you and your CULT group come your 81st.

DIE!

you have said it all, he who have ears, let him hear

0rex: Which life are you betting: your e-life here on nairaland or your real life?
You can't predict the future, anything can happen.

oh my God
Apc=Daft, even after the op cleared everything to differ his title some daft apc members like you still show ur e-madness, including the one that hit you `like`

LMAyedun: You're pained.

always there to criticise nigeria. Fu-ck you