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Crime / Re: Bolanle Raheem: Why Sanwo-Olu May Not Let ASP Vandi Die by ojimma: 12:05pm On Oct 10, 2023
Why in haste to send them to eternal journey. Those years in death row will be used to prepare them for the journey after life. The life itself will be meaningless for them and they will be jealous for the dead.

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Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Commends Judiciary, Says We Must Follow The Jonathan Doctrine by ojimma: 7:02am On Sep 07, 2023
For making mockery of God and the Angels, may God visit you according to the words of your mouth.
pendragonbladgo:
Obi should take us to court of heaven, we are ready to appear.

After all angles too are currupt, devil was and angel before.

I have said it long ago, Peter Obi can not stand Tinubu, Tinubu is a Good Father and if a Father want something, children must give way or else, your future is ruined!
Politics / Re: NMDPRA: We’re Ready To Issue Petrol Import Licence To Interested Companies by ojimma: 5:02pm On May 31, 2023
Are you not sounding stupid in all ramifications, why do you want to copy the incompetent oppositions as you claimed without providing cushion effects. Am ashamed to share this space with nincompoops
AntiChristian:
Nigerians brace up!

Times are gonna be hard but it's gonna get better and better in sha Allah!
Romance / Re: My Wife Denies Me Sex. Man Laments by ojimma: 3:04pm On May 02, 2023
I swear your bad mouth na follow come. Do you have personal grievance with the poster ni?
NoFucksToGive:

grin

No wonder this one of very poor and hungry. When he leaves his boxers in different ashewo houses . This one has no destiny of success at all, they have used all his boxers to clean clients sperm in different ashewo houses. Imagine any poor lady getting married to this bucket of failed destiny, na hunger poverty and suffering will be her portion.

Ladies becareful whom you date o. just imagine this useless wasted son of somebody being proud of his wasted poverty life ...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Las las na kidnapping or armed robbery this one will turn to for survival 🤣🤣
Politics / Nairaland: A Battle Ground For Ethnic Chauvinism by ojimma: 6:02pm On Mar 21, 2023
I am deeply saddened that once a progressive forum for youth enlightenment has became a monster of intense discord. It's obvious that the only tool to stop the current political awakening among the youths is to cause division among them. Seun has played in the hands of politicians and has plunder his achievements because of greedy and insatiable quest for fame.
Like every other progressive minds, am leaving Nairaland for my sanity sake.
Posterity will judge you for the amount of hatred and animosity you profess in Nairaland against Igbos and their beliefs.

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Crime / Re: Photos Of Hon Mbazulike Iloka & Late Wife With Soludo by ojimma: 2:49am On Aug 13, 2022
As a psychologist, I have established the following premises. A. From the picture, a man of that stature with breasts may lack in gbola size which may results in sexual frustration .
B. Such man when tested a foddle pu**y will do everything to sustain the engagement thereby taking his frustration to his partner in combat.
C. Sexual compatibility is a cause of most domestic violence and its important to resolve this before marriage.
Art, Graphics & Video / Young Cctv Engineer Needed by ojimma: 11:35am On May 17, 2022
I need young cctv engineer with vast knowledge of remote viewing. Chart me up.
Romance / Re: We Met At Akwa Ibom #ENDSARS Prayer Walk & Now We're About To Wed (Pictures) by ojimma: 11:36am On Aug 14, 2021
We don't need your congrats you vulture grilled soul from eribus. I wish you whatever you wish Nigeria from your clueless zombie leaders.
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From all of us [b][/b] : Happy Married Life.

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Autos / Re: Few month used Camry sport 09 for sale by ojimma: 6:39pm On Mar 25, 2021
What is the location of the car
Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu To Begin #EndAntiGayLaw Road Protest In Nigeria by ojimma: 5:09pm On Feb 27, 2021
On behalf of Igbo sons and daughters, we have disowned this efulefu and dash it to omo oduduwa Republic.

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Travel / Re: Should I Marry Here Or When I Travel Overseas? by ojimma: 11:18pm On Dec 09, 2020
The kind of hopeless I envisage on this topic is a matter of urgent national concern. Please and please, don't always believe on those advice of I must travel before I make it in life. Some people have stayed in the cities for some years without any achievement while some make it right in their villages. Travelling should be to add value to yourself not an escape route from poverty. It looks greener from a distance. Have you rethink why the politician always send their wards abroad for study and they return and marry here in Nigeria and settle as well. There is a lot of opportunities in this country but your eyes will open when your outside the shore. Marrying for green card for survival is just a temporal remedy because you will still face life squarely at old age when you realize that you don't have a family.
Marriage is not what you come out one day and find a rightful person. Have the courage to marry your wife at any stage you meet her you might miss it and regret eternally. Many have missed their life partners through procrastination and end up with wrong choice when they are ready. Be wise, and may the thought of your hearts be gentle upon you. Shalom!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido: If I Run For Any Political Office, Nobody Can Beat Me by ojimma: 1:47pm On Nov 12, 2020
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Nigerian Afro-Beat Star Davido has disclosed his plans for the future.

The singer, in an Interview on The Juice, with Bolanle on Ndani Tv, shared some info about his plans for the coming year. Davido said he plans on stopping music by the age of 30 - 31 and going into other things. When queried on his interest in politics, the singer said he does not want to go into it any more as it is corrupt, but he knows that he will win if he runs for a political post as no one can beat him.

The proud father of 3 also shared his thoughts on how he feels the corruption in INEC can be curtailed.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjZnykZAnMk
Alaye fem
Travel / Re: Offer Of Advice For Interest In Studying In Czech by ojimma: 3:10pm On Jul 08, 2020
I think the problem here might be quota allocation to schools. Most Nigerians applied to school of Life science because of its tuition fee. My school collects €65500 per year. They book my appointment through regim students in March. Couldn't meet up due to airport closure. The Embassy sent me mail they have re-scheduled my appointment again this July. The school even send us mail that we can re-enroll our admission till next year at your convenience.
Cheap things has its own disadvantage. I have not gone to hurdles of booking at Embassy.
Health / Re: Do You Personally Know Anyone Who Has Tested Positive Or Died Of Coronavirus? by ojimma: 10:47pm On Apr 23, 2020
Ignorance is a big disease. About 12 hospitals were shutdown in Lagos because of the infection and your still proving doubting Thomas. Continue we will celebrate you soon.
Iwillsurvivedis:
Well personally I don't know anyone who has been infected or died of the novel covid-19 virus, with the hype and rate of increase as purported by our government and the secrecy sorrounding those they claim to have it, I have my doubts regarding the figures.

I have personally followed Ghana on worldometer.info and Ghana's covid cases has remained below 1300 and just 9 deaths over the past week(s). So what does Ghana know that we don't.

Also I read a report on yahoo news saying sunlight easily kills the virus and we all know that the sun in Nigeria can boil yam in the right circumstance.

Another thing I noticed is that as soon as the European union gave Nigeria a 27 billion grant, the cases started to rise uncontrollably. Anyway thats my observation.

So do you know anyone with the virus or has the NCDC Being to your area to pick any suspected case.

Let us know.
Health / Re: 117 New Coronavirus Cases Reported. Total 782. 197 Discharged. 25 Deaths by ojimma: 10:55am On Apr 22, 2020
South East always 5%
ImmaculateJOE:
Damn, the shit is skyrocketing..

Breakdown according to region..

SW..........493
NC+FCT..........130
NW..........101
SS..........31
NE..........22
SE..........5

Total.........782

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Politics / Coronavirus: Lai Muhammed And His Chronicles Of Lies by ojimma: 11:48am On Apr 19, 2020
Its no longer news that the information minister doesn't care much about his reputation and that of his esteemed position before issuing false information.
1. He stated during press update of presidential task force on COVID-19 that he has issued directives to multichoice to leave local stations at the expiration of your subscription for two months. I can attest that its a mere propaganda that doesn't exist. As soon as my subscription finished today, all the stations including the local stations like AIT, Channels, Stv went off.
2. He also stated in national dailies that the corpse of victims of coronavirus will not be release to the family. The televised burial service of Late Mallam Kyria has proved that the Helmsman of information ministry has a remarkable social distance with truth and substantial information.
You can add yours to the chronicles of his lies.
Politics / Re: Buhari, Not Jonathan To Be Blamed For $9bn Judgement Debt, Says P&ID by ojimma: 10:18pm On Aug 30, 2019
Splinz:


shocked

And to cap it all, an inglorious administration with a stench veil of corruption fight.

Whether the coven of broom waving demons and men of gigantic corruption scales likes it or not, His Excellency, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, is on a class of his own: an enviable height never to be attained by cow enthusiasts and men of little intellect not higher than Tacha's eyebrow.

Like little Success, them go try try try... Na them go tire! cheesy

Let me tell you, you will not make heaven.�

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Pets / Re: How Do I Make This Dog To Know Me & Not Attack Me? (Photo) by ojimma: 6:12pm On May 29, 2019
There is no way the dog will be friendly to you if you're Calabar man. Its their natural instinct to perceive their predator.

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Romance / Re: Lovers Caught Having Sex On A Rooftop, Nigerians React (photos, Video) by ojimma: 6:02pm On May 29, 2019
Next level sex position. When your neighbor vow that you cannot make it in life. Climb their roof top and have sex onto of their head, it is called sex in high places.

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Travel Ads / Re: Courier Company Is Need Urgently. by ojimma: 5:12pm On May 22, 2019
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Travel Ads / Re: Courier Company Is Need Urgently. by ojimma: 5:11pm On May 22, 2019
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Art, Graphics & Video / I Need Animated Advert by ojimma: 8:57pm On Mar 26, 2019
Hello tech gurus in the house, I need animated advent clip for my business. Kindly DM me if you can do it. Thanks.
Programming / Re: Aspx.net Tutorial by ojimma: 5:57pm On Feb 06, 2019
trytillmake:
Are u starting out with this or u wanna learn this for an existing project if neither of this is true, then ill suggest u go for .net MVC/CORE .aspx is not a yard stick for jobs this days... U dig
I got like 2 offers now from financial institutions but they said I must know Aspx.net .
Programming / Aspx.net Tutorial by ojimma: 11:50am On Feb 06, 2019
Dear programmers in the house, please I need someone to put me through in ASPx.Net. I will need someone that is working with it already. Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dispatch Riders Needed Urgently!! by ojimma: 2:10pm On Jan 31, 2019
The tread is still on and open for application.
Crime / Re: How I Lost All My Savings With First Bank Of Nigeria by ojimma: 3:48pm On Jan 25, 2019
First Bank has won the award of number 1fraudlent bank in Nigeria. Even CBN is not helping matter, after series of my mails, they will reply six months after. This country is a scam and their is no hope for a common man.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Dispatch Riders Needed Urgently!! by ojimma: 12:46pm On Jan 25, 2019
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Business / Re: Steps To Become Your Own Boss And Control Your Finances by ojimma: 7:42pm On Jun 03, 2018
Onyeedum:
Step 3: Design a fun and easy-to-use website. A lot of people boast dy can give dt...OP, Pls suggest a tested and trust person for the job...
Thats my job Bro,DM for a quote that can change your business forever.
Sports / Re: Stephen Kiprotich Wins Lagos City Marathon 2018 (Photo, Video) by ojimma: 11:15am On Feb 10, 2018
Mandynews:
Stephen Kiprotich of Uganda has won the 2018 Lagos City Marathon. He arrived the finishing line at the time of 2hrs 8mins.
 
Details later

Source: http://mandynews.com/2018/02/10/stephen-kiprotich-wins-2018-access-bank-lagos-city-marathon/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFLGB9IQBLA&feature=youtu.be

What is wrong with Ambode? Wasting tax payers money on good for nothing East African Antelopes.
Crime / Re: How I Lost All My Savings With First Bank Of Nigeria by ojimma: 3:12pm On Dec 19, 2017
forreelinc:
Ehn go kill yourself na why you come dey tell us?
Mtchew beggy beggy
Son! if you don't have meaningful contribution, you close your mouth.

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