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Guy, u dey joke abi u dey play

Moderators, are u on strike This section needs serious clean up.

How does tokunbo rav4 compares 2 a brand new yaris Guy, if u've got the dough, buy yaris!

steve49ja:
Moderators you now allow jokes in this section?

honeric01:
that screensave fine oo, is that screensaver big enough for a 17inches laptop background?

Its patented, bro! Gatz pay up if u wanno use it! _jk

Fineboy-no-pimple, where was that pic taken?

U dey harass person sexually yet u dey ask y hin dey cough Nor lemmie sue u 2 court ma bedroom oooh!

Nor be u say make I talk am loud I still like ur belly joor!

Wth a physique like that, cute face n tite belly 2 match. . . I'd simply embark on 7 days fasting so we'll never be rescued!

@ Topic: Of-course I'll say it loud. . . I LIKE UR BELLY

@ Topic: _{ain' saying joor}

Hero -- NAS ft. Keri Hilson

Babes ur face changes wth every picture. . . meanwahala dat ya midsection na die

Team A - 584

krama:
I don't expect the unexpected

U're in 4 an unpleasant surprise!

@ Topic: Ur rap/rhyme career is destined not 2 progress beyond Nairaland!

femy001:
Prevention is better than cure! Lovers of imported pork meat BEWARE!

Its yet 2 be proven that consumption of well cooked pork meat actually leads to swine flu!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/29/business/economy/29trade.html

However the bolded bit in your quote is food for thought, as 4 me, I nor get business wth pork meat from time!

The ease with wch I took an ugly incident 2day. . . damn, I must have nerves of steel!

okpunor:
Thesame MAN that clubs with you,deep down him knows that he can't marry you sincerely speaking.

Maybe not in all cases but the quoted bit is often true.

dredone:
how many hart ache can guy take b4 he goes gaga?

Being the cautious type am yet 2 get disappointed. Being cautious when it comes 2 love is a double edged sword. In my younger years I hung out with crazy dudes, so the competition was more of how many babe can u mess (the rule was, never do same girl 2ce).

Now that am rehabilitated (Praise the Lord!) I still find it hard 2 let go and wholly trust the opposite sex! Different stories of heartbreak from acquaintances are not helping.

Deshola:
None has been reported yet.
The Ministry of Health seem to be on the issue.
For the Ministry to place surveillance at all ports of entry into the country – airports,
seaports and all land borders. We have our surveillance officers present and fully
ready in all Local Government Areas, States and at the Federal level.

Osotimehin is doing a good job with the way he is on the issue.

Deshola, I'm not pessimistic, neither am I the harbinger of bad tidings but the bolded bit offers no respite whatsoever for Nigerians. If the developed countries U.S, European countries, et-al are having a hard time containing the spread of the virus with all their sophisticated facilities, hw naija wan manage?

Their effort is however laudable and I do commend the minister and his staff but I'd rather a lasting solution is found b4 it gets 2 Naija. . . Amen!

@ Topic: Hmnnnnnnnnnn!_{care to shed more light on this, amigo!}

Lil Love -- Bone Thugz & Harmony ft. Mariah Carey & Bow wow

Hero -- NAS ft. Keri Hilson

Hold My Hand -- Akon ft. Michael Jackson

Team A - 606

Nah, I'd rather be BFF wth him.

dejiariyo:
sorry but am 145 % sure u are having swine flu, same thing happened to my dead neigbour

Guy u harsh oooh!

@ Topic: One can only hope this doesn't get 2 pandemonic proportion! The world has enuff ugly as it is. . . global meltdown, terrorist threat, et-al!

romade:
now which are we going by the title or body ?

I can't laff!

Hold My Hand -- Akon ft. Michael Jackson

A bit too early 2 start running rings about u, amigo. I'mma let ur comment slide, I guess I'll also take a pass on ur siggy 4 now, lets see hw ur deal wth this!