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I tire for people. Everyone has a right to be curious. Wanting to know about the salary can never be premature

FaithYetu:
Toh, sorry ko...I've apologised to donbolo. U ma sorry. Thanks.

Anything on UAC?

Lol...nothing yet bro. Donbolo sorry. Faithyetu sorry too.

FaithYetu:
I believe this heading is clear enough, Is a UAC thread for crying out loud....fella, take this somewhere else pls!

The break is over, Workforce or UAC sh'd start sending interview invites ooooo, abi

The least you could do was to say yes or no. How do you guys think sef?

airsaylongcon:
This weekend, I am gonna Bury my mum. I have cried and cried and cried again. But mummy, I accept now... You are free. We your children will be alright.

#sept09... Black Tuesday

May God give you the fortitude to bear the loss. Everything will be alright. Take heart brother

*Strolling in and dragging my feet* *sipping maltina* If NLNG doesn't care at least maltina cares. Good morning everyone

Emmanbayo: hello guys, does anyone know any Mr Tunde Abayo who claims he works with chevron?

SCAM!!! Run for and with your life!!!

Killit: That Kind of feeling you get when you deserve something and you finally get it. That's what I'm feeling when it was saturday...a good 2 days rest after the hustles of KPMG during the week. Wow... What a glorious feeling!

A real good day to rest

lokodon: Now, let's expect the mails

What's your source bro?

The Ebola ish might be the one delaying the AC cos ph is really trying in the Ebola battle but there are still cases of Ebola in the town

Phonon: Wishing all new KPMG trainees the very best of luck as they begin KBAC tomorrow.Iron your shoes and polish your suits.


NB:This job ain't a joke but hard work so don't forget that.



Hope to see some of you guys there.

Boss I hope to see you too. You have really been helpful.

Jeans and chinos dey make me neat and smart pass suit o....

@nosky is it not on monday we will submit the passport?

No time for me to propose.....from my body language you go know if I wan marry you

NOKSY: Saw it o and i was amazed. I have done small shopping. I just hope the things i bought are acceptable.






quote author=Msrchyma]Who else has received the mail from KPMG? New hire I mean. See specs na, Jesus is Lord oh

I saw it o. I get mostly plain shirts sha. Suit everyday sha

scarletdp: lol. well i blv that quote jst makes ppl lazy, we carve out our destiny with the decisions we make... i bet u blv der is one person made for u that your are meant to marry but that statement only becomes affirmative wen tins r going well in ur marriage life, cz its only wen tins r rough ppl begin anoda statement that goes 'maybe ds isnt who i'm meant to b with' when in the real sense to shw ur luv is true its wen tins r very rough.
Kai i don talk anoda tin go lol... Nice one by the wizard tho..... anyways its different strokes for diff folks... whateva helps u sleep at nyt.

Nice tho. My people usually say "uche onye adihia njo" meaning a man's thought is usually best for him.

scarletdp: Jeez i sooooooo dislike that quote.. And dats in no way about u bro... Peace

Lol...that's how I see life. In any situation you find yourself in life, after you have done your part what will be will be

denass16: Lol...anyone that's thinking going outside the country for some of us travelling means a lower number of AC attendees is kidding himself. I am already making plans to come back for the interview at any time t. See u guys then

The plain truth is this: Even if you come back not everyone will come back. So it will definitely reduce the number but that is not even a problem. Que sera sera

The answer to that riddle is not really important. If you see something like that just contribute reasonably and you are good to go. This riddle has taken us close to two weeks to unravel. The group work is just 30mins at most
#NoKillYourself

charlsecy: Please when will NLNG conduct another recruitment? I can't wait to work in that company!

Lol..Is it the company you love or the money they pay?

macb2k: Good Morning Sir/Madam. My name is *******. Basically I am from ******,
but presently I have been living in lagos for the last
3 years.
As far as my educational qualification is concerned,
I have completed my B.Tech from lagos state university lagos, wit a second class honours lower division in management technology. I have also completed 6 months
diploma in computer application.
Coming to my family, we are the family of four. I am
younger one, my father is a supervisor in a private
company, my mother is a homemaker and my
brother is working in a prime wealth care pvt ltd.
My strength is I am an optimistic person, I see
positive in every situation and I am self confident. Everyone has weak point but my weakness is that I
can't express my emotions in front of my family. I
can overcome this problem discussing with my
friends.
About my hobbies & interest I spent my free time
for surfing internet and visiting new places and
interacting with people. And finally my short term goal is want to create
special identity at myself in your company and my
long term goal is to be a successful personality in
my field & the society as well. That's all about Me Sir. Thank you for givin
me this good opportunity.

Too long + the last two sentences are not necessary. A simple Thank You will do.

CharlyG1: When dey say tell me abt urself. Dey really want to know abt Ur work experience/accomplishments.. And not ur name or family as pple think cos dey already know ur name sef.
U can start by saying- Well, after obtaining my degree in Food&Nutriton from University of Nsukka in 1908, .. I started working for PZ cUSSONS where i worked as a Audit Trainee, der i obtained first hand knowledge in Accounts&Financial blah blah.. (State ur accomplishments).. Then after 2yrs i moved to Haliburton (State ur accomplishments here too& why U switched). U shld have gud reasons for switching jobs.. State any oder professional qualifications U hav, then U can conclude with ..how these experiences have helped U sharpen ur skills & how U cud use it in UAC..
Google this for beta info

Your NAME must come first. Don't believe everything you read about interviews. If you don't tell them your name cos they know it, why then will you tell them about your work experience cos they know it too. NB: It is in your cv. Start with your name and date of birth then your academic achievements before your work experience. End with your hobby and strength. Make it short like (7-10sentences) to avoid being boring. First Impression matters.

ogunsolalola: Big Congratulations to my fellow Colleagues... God has been so wonderful to me, I resumed in a bank july and was praying to God to perfect all that concerns me cos I neva wantd a bank job, na KPMG my eye dey. N now am so happy, doh I got my offer letter early aug bet got my 1st pay today .........See u all @ d Tower!

Enterprise Bank...

enito: This group has taught me a lot.............one of which is the maturity of paticipants on this thread.....i have been an onlooker for too long, it's tym to come out of my shell..............shoutout to all u peeps.........and #BTW, i think i m in love with Dplacement

Due to Ebola

enito: This group has taught me a lot.............one of which is the maturity of paticipants on this thread.....i have been an onlooker for too long, it's tym to come out of my shell..............shoutout to all u peeps.........and #BTW, i think i m in love with Dplacement

Due to Ebola

Dfavouredone: Pls u can reach me on favuor1234@gmail.com

Bros...na every thread you dey? How many jobs you wan get guy? Lol

arshavineering: you for wait make them fax you join too...over sabi de worry you

Why you dey attack am now eh? Him pass information way you no understand why not ask?

ednut1: see me see wahala. i have a job. abeg no pity me. i applied for applying sake.

Hahahahahahahaha oga ednut

clow: Haaaaaa,this 1 I haven't gotten any info about my test result,did I do really Bad....This is serz ooo... UAC/workforce making me feel like I'm a dullard....

People that have gotten jobs have at one point or the other failed one or two tests so don't even kill yourself. You are NOT a dullard. Keep calm your good news will come pretty soon.

Koffies: This is funniest I've read so far. I actually laughed so hard.

Lol...I still laugh anytime I remember it

MarvellousGod: ..Can't stop laughing. ..can imagine the look on your face when he told u he actually meant your own James..

Lol..that same look on one's face when he discovers that he has been saying nonsense all the while

Phils: Quite funny... So a Baptismal Certificate is part of your CV? Abi Its a requirement for the job?

I use it as a birth certificate o. I don't have a birth certificate

That was how I was with an interviewer months back, he saw my baptismal certificate and raised up bible discussions at first. He said I know you are from a christian family, I said yes. He now asked me, "Who is James?" Little did I know that he was asking me about myself I thought it was the James in the bible. I started: James is the half brother of Jesus Christ. He wrote the book of James and bla bla bla. The man just tire for me. After saying all those nonsense, he now reminded me that he was asking about my James not the one in the Bible. I was like WTF......Interview no easy o but confidence is KEY