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Dear all,
Please my friend's car got stolen. Tha car was stolen at Fola Agoro/Shomolu area of lagos. Please call 08033335466 or 08074373645 if you have any information. The pictures are attached here. Thanks. God bless you all as you help us. Please note that the pictures were taken before the car was registered and the car has been registered with the details appended in the picture.
Engine no: 57499961ZZ
Chasis no: INXBR32E03Z189606
Registeration no: KJA 755 EA

We triumph still. GOD is great.

forkadict:
Thanks so much bro. And God bless you too. I remember in one of your posts on this thread shortly after our interview where you said something like 'Forkadict will make it cos he has a good heart.' Or something of the sort. Well your prophecy has come to pass. You will make it as well. Keep the faith alive bro!

Amen. Thanks a lot.

prelinctus:
Hope we aren't counting chickens here. Cos I remember dplacement vividly saying that not everybody that does medicals will eventually be taken.

You should congratulate him first before saying this.

forkadict:
Thanks so much bro. The wait was long, difficult and excruciating. I just hope yours will not be as long.

I will most anxiously be waiting for you guys.

Congratulations boss. This is a good move in the right path for you. God bless you abundantly.

[quote author=Delgado47 post=38972788]Sir, sorry for doubting your chicken sauce o... But iss laik u were still on some sterling bank application as at dec 2014. Are you tryna tension mans? (Ofcos the pic doesn't confirm anything)... Just putting

Djbaka:
What is this one saying?

me sef no know o

tk4rd:
Yes it wasn't necessary.. But I did that for a reason..
So, u can now relax ur mind..
(Saying the reason here is not necessary though)

my mind is relaxed bro. I get. I just thought she might be sensitive to it. All the same, I meant no harm.

NPComplete:
Dude he is hitting on her. If u look beyond the overly playful missive and the not-so-subtle reference to her (probable) unemployment, u can tell he is actually serious. He had to include the name so that no other person got confused. I am just curious to see how the object of his amorous intentions will receive the message.
Will she just blush?
Or will she go feminazi on his hindquarters?

loool....I am not aware of that one.

jazz04:
Bunch of jobless grammarians! *spits*

Go and check the meaning of decorum and rightly access yourself!

tk4rd:
A good example (if I may say) is Lady-f.... I don't think she is employed at the moment, but she is hoping on this nlng list. And I hope her name comes out too, because I hope to engage in office romance with her.
She is smart also, so I may keep her for further u know naa..

Calling her name wasn't necessary bro.

NanaF:
How much will it cost you to be realistic. It will cost you nothing.

hmmmm...okay o

Eruditor:
NLNG employed about 120 in 2007. In 2013, when oil prices were at an astronomical high through to mid 2014, the 150-160 figure was being bandied and I bought it hook, line, sinker, fishing rod, fisherman's arms, his boat et al. Tail end of 2014 and oil figures kept nose-diving erratically up to the last 2 months of 2015 when it has been below 45$ per barrel on average.

This portends unfavourable recruitment times. I am slashing that 160 by half so I came up with 80. NLNG as a company does not have the capacity to employ people beyond the goings-on in their own industry. I wager they would take alot more people via the waiting list and maybe call them up when the market fares better.

Ofcourse I am no authority. I feel the need to stress that.

How much will it cost you to be positive? it will cost you nothing.

incredu:
Good morning Guys! It is Day 682 (since Application Date).

So we applied before the Chibok girls got missing. It haf tey o

tboi474:
@okeyjames is kpmg recruitment over for this year.

I can't say for sure cos I don't know.

Congratulations to all those who made it through this open and honest recruitment process. May you progress speedily in our great firm. Welcome on board and congratulations once again.

airsaylongcon:
Who be d "una"? I follow cowculate 6? I just dey here dey constitute you cun tink say na 6 I goatculate. Abeg now spoil my Bonny runs o... Dear (what's the name of that natural gas company in Finima) I categorically dissociate my self from the "una" dat OkeyJames is talking about. We the 12 calculators will not be painted with a different brush

Lol...you sef fit make mistake na.lol

airsaylongcon:
We still try na. At least we are dragging that it's 6 or 12. People dey wey dey calculate 18, 21 and other fancy figures. Some one even used differential calculus to solve and get 6.

For me though, after seeing the answers people gave to this question I will never doubt WAEC again when they declare the pass/fail rate for their exams.

Lol.....but una way get 6 sef. Una deserve to chop cain o

dway4ward:
Chai see as I fall my hand myself. Nobody pushed me ooh. Correction
M- 3+9+(-3)+3
A- 3+9+3+(-3)=15-3
S-15-3=12

Tk4rd Mathematics no dey lie true true as you talk. Still reeling in my serious hand falling, my primary 4 maths teacher Aunty Oyebola will be very angry. My mama self go vex.

Bros anybody fit make mistake. No be problem at all

masagoody:
now i see why some scholars didn't make it beyond the first stage of this recruitment. they solve a question like this and get a simple obvious answer and tell themselves there should be something more to the question than it seems. NA OVERCALCULATION DEY KILL NINJA FOR FIGHT.

You made it beyond the first stage because you can solve simple maths better than those that failed right? I see

NairaQuest:
IAS39 deals mostly about fair value accounting and hedge accounting. Yes, it did not specifically talk about how banks should deal with TBills however, when you buy a TBill at a discount,the journal entry is usually a credit to cash for the purchase price and a debit to investment account. By virtue of the realization principle in accounting you have not earned the interest and therefore prudence principle of accounting will not allow you to credit interest revenue on purchase date, rather at maturity or on sales date if you sell it before maturity

For my own edification since I am not in Nigeria and may have lost touch with realities in Nigeria, could you let me know the direction of cash flow when aTBill is purchased

Your entries are correct. However, interest is paid upfront. In accordance with the prudence principle, interest is recognized when it is earned. Upon maturity, cash is debited with say 100,000. Investment is credited with 90,000 and Income is credited with 10,000.

NairaQuest:
If that is how you guys treat it in Nigeria, then you are not following international Accounting Standards.
Treasury bills are issued at discount and redeemed at par. This means that if you buy a 100,000 TBill with a yield of 10%, you will pay 90,000 on settlement day but on maturity you will receive 100,000
That does not constitute up front interest payment. According to International Accounting Standards Board, the IFRS treatment is that you Debit Investment Account with 90,000 and credit Cash with 90,000 when you purchase the TBill but on maturity you credit Investment Account with 90,000, credit Interest Income with 10,000 and Debit cash with 100,000. This means that interest on a TBill is reported when sold or at maturity whichever comes first but not on an accrual basis.


If this is not what is done in Nigeria, then ICAN needs to change the accounting principles

Bros neither IAS 39 nor IFRS 9 specifically states how banks should handle treasury bills. But it is common knowledge that treasury bills are bought at a discount and interest is paid upfront. Read and understand the accounting standards before you misquote.

The outcome of the AC is no more under my control. I cannot influence any decision now. My chance to influence any decision was during the AC. I thank GOD for the way it went. But I have a GOD WHO has everything under HIS control. HE has said that I will be employed by NLNG when the results are out (Matthew 7 vs 7 and . I will continue to thank HIM until the result manifests physically. Thank YOU LORD.

tk4rd:
A FULL PAGE OF INSULTS... I LOVE THIS GUY..

Lol....bruv 14 years is real o.

I don't know what's going on here. Most people are looking for an avenue to insult or belittle another in the name of correction. what's the point? simple issue, someone will just write a full page insulting another. it doesn't go down well with me abeg. If you insult someone trying to correct him/her then you need to evaluate your communication skills. Going forward, please let's learn to make our point without insults. Na beg I dey beg.

Lero15:
Chess master @ WAUG. Hope say una win something?

Me no win anything o. Apparently few chess players from other schools were more prepared o. But I won some games sha

Lero15:
Been there before?

Yes o. Represented my school in chess at the West African University Games hosted by Uniilorin a while back..

scarletpimperne:
Adequate preparation entails anticipating probable occurrences, likelihood of them occurring and your response when they occur. That includes anticipating insufficient time and difficult team members and how to take care of these. Also, a considerable number of hopefuls focused on just the group exercise without preparing for the others.

Hian!!! baba dey give panadol to person way headache kill way lie down inside mortuary. This is medicine after death man. Go and preach about preparation in other threads. We don do our AC na.

ilori1930:
Lol... I didn't go to Ilorin. I have never been there

Lol...your moniker just reminded me of the place

ilori1930:
Good evening great people, Its really been a while I came on here. Needless to say that so much has gone on here in my absence. I was away for a good reason but I am back for even a better reason. I appreciate everyone who deemed it fit to mention me while I was away. Respect to you all!

cc:
Ferdybaba
singlefade25
Dasher90
Tolutweety
Lero15
cuteeonye09
,Mannylex
eipreel
Jamean
SocialRecluse
Davide470
adeaks
veevean1
FriedPlantain
KissQ
beau49
TheRealAdonye
vicero
MarvellousGod
cc150615
okeyjames

and every blessed person on this thread...I salute you all

Welcome back from Ilorin bro.

singlefade25:
I don't understand.....what happened to the f?

just kidding....in other news Jamb cut off Mark has been reduced