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youngice:
I won't deceive my self I'm a nice guy to the core
I'm the kind of guy that holds the door open for a lady
I call her by 6:45 to be the first to start her day. I don't shout at her , I'm a nice guy but I'm not a pushover
I don't take shiit (what I considered shit might vary from what others considered shit)
But I have perennial bad luck with women ,looks can be deceiving , I have the looks a player and also my startup lines and catch phrases are straight out of the players manual,I tried to be a player but it never worked out for me
Maybe it because I'm the only guy among 3 girls and mom ensured and still ensures that I treat all women like queens ,im yet to meet a lady that hasn't given me her her number and I'm very picky but I've only had 2 successes in all my dating attempts, admittedly I'm quite young (very early 20's) , but in all the ladies I've woed I've observed a pattern it goes like this

week 1 everything perfect, she calls I call , lovey dovey shi, love is in the air

week 2 I really have no idea what always happens

subsequently she hates me,absolutely detest me, she doesn't reply pings, see's me and ignores me I'm beginning to wonder if I have a problem because the pattern is getting very annoying
PS
I'm in an 'all guys uni (FUTO) and I'm in my early 20's with a young fac
please relationship experts advise needed
Only mature comments
Niaraland love experts
CC
Mizmycoli (Nairaland love expert )
Kachisbarbie ( pretty Lady analyst

Which dept are you in? Am a futoite also, final year. We go discuss one on one

lymelyte:
Mumu asari,go and hide yourself..people dey talk, illiterate dey talk.

We will see if he's a mumu....after Feb 14 just get ready....cleaning my gun sha....ready for any northern bagger and apc e-touts and fools

egift:
Shut up if you have ran out of ideas like Jonathan. Continue spinning how to tell us "Stealing Is Not Corruption". The Zoologist is going Home.

God bless Nigeria!

Keep ur words to yourself quote your fellow fools, every1 has right to say wateva they want, we can't please your devilish party to displease our self, now GTFO now

FFK says what he observes that's cool

deawong:
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if not for nairaland would I b alive?
if not for nairaland how do I survive ?
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Na lie

Spending it at otuoke, Gej till 2019

I expect janjanweeds to respond

Doesn't mean anything to a nigga like me, don't even know thighs have gap. Love don cover my eyes

Segirl18:
Does..luv-letter..still..exist? .......that.staring..one..na..bad..thing(u..go..wan..enter..ground)

That's why you need to write it for her so she will be surprised. Surprise her for once

DavidHume:
Wow...this is the best news i have heard today!......doing it shaperly....mtn has become a pest to my life!
It worked!!!
TAP THE LIKE BUTTON IF MTN SPAM MSSG HAS BEEN A PEST TO YOUR LIFE AND PHONE MOST ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE EXPECTING A BANK ACCOUNT ALERT

If that sms stop after you send it make I get ebola

DeviI:
Your mother is a certified harlot
Your father is a nonentity
Gej till 2019
Because Buhari is a terrorist
Apc is BOKOHARAM
Gej till 2019

Nigga take it easy please, is that how your trained to act? So disappointed your words are irritating

egift:
My beloved Fire just shut up. You were one of those questioning Buhari's qualifications. Now that the truth is out, we now know that Jonathan spent 8-9 years in Primary school alone and was also unable to get 4-5 credits in his WAEC.

Jonathan's entire academic adventures is Zoo! Zoo!! Zoo!!!

Don't you think a zoo man being president awesome? That means we in hunting and wildlife have hope of being president.

Greyworld:
I can see yu are indeed sobre...... Cheer up

It ain't funny to me haba

And they wanna rule us rubbish

I hope this solves the drama going on in that thread..... hope everyone won't doubt him in this aspect again.....


Lindaikeji..com

dadaic:
Pele oo.. The matter pain you I know. But if you wont accept the truth, how would you get wise?

If u wan mek statement don't start wt insult cos if u insult aw return it

We never start una dey cry....na apc get media dis days and they are always first to cry fowl...mek una chill by Feb una go cry beta cry

The All Progressives Congress, APC, has condemned the acts of intolerance by Gombe State Governor Ibrahim Hassan Dankwambo, who has been working hard to obliterate the APC presence and also victimize the party’s members in the state.
In a statement issued in Lagos on Saturday by its National Publicity Secretary, Lai Mohammed, the party said the governor’s actions when he visited Kashere, the hometown of his predecessor, Danjuma Goje, on Thursday, were despicable and barbaric, and should be condemned by all right thinking people.
“During his visit, Gov. Dankwambo personally ordered the removal of all APC billboards and posters in the town, ordered the police and the army to break into Senator Goje’s family house, where they broke down doors, teargased and arrested his relations, including children.
“The governor also ordered the same security forces to break into the family house of Senator Goje’s wife, where they similarly destroyed doors and teargased the occupants, including the 90-year-old father of Senator Goje’s wife and the Senator’s wife’s 70-year-old stepmother, while all her sisters and brothers were arrested.
“All those arrested, numbering over 50, are now being detained at the police headquarters in the state capital, Gombe, while the governor has also ordered the arrest of anyone who tries to secure bail for those in detention. In Gombe town, the governor has gone further to order the police to remove all APC billboards and posters in the town. In other words, as far as the governor is concerned, it is a criminal offence for anyone to belong to the APC in his state.
“This is intolerance of the highest order and negates the tenets of democracy. It is important for the governor’s party, the PDP, which has been professing political tolerance, to call the emerging little dictator to order before he destroys the state in a fit of primeval rage,” it said.
The APC described as a cruel irony the fact that the PDP, which has been busy criticizing the APC for fielding an “old” man as a presidential candidate, is home to a man who was born in post-independent Nigeria but has chosen to behave like a 19th century emperor.
“Nigeria has 170 million people and all of them cannot belong to the same political party. The Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, which the governor swore to uphold, allows freedom of association. Therefore, it is not only crude but downright unconstitutional for Gov. Dankwambo to be victimizing those who chose not to belong to his party.
“It is also uncharitable and brazen of the Governor to have treated his predecessor the way and manner he has treated Senator Goje. How will he feel if his successor treats him the same way, for no other reason than his choice of which party to belong to?” the party queried, urging Governor Dankwambo to toe the path of decency and tolerance henceforth.
Lai Mohammed
National Publicity Secretary
All Progressives Congress (APC)
Lagos, Dec. 20th 2014

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/173583-gombe-governor-dankwambo-clamps-apc-members-properties-party-claims.html

dadaic:
A foolish person will always remain foolish. You want help, but your government are concerned more abt winning elections and who would control whatever. You ask for help from America, don't you know how it works? America gets something from you in other for help to be given. Your resources are meaningful, so why help when they can own whatever it is they want. I mock those who cloak gej is a better person for this country. I mock Christians who haven't been to the north to know what is happening there, I mock general overseers who keep claiming that someone is better off than another in that position while churches are burnt and their people are killed, I mock a nation where nothing functions, a nation where gejs followers are ready to die at any means for no reason, I mock our future, I mock our thoughts of a better tomorrow with evil enemy cloaked in the helm of a saviour, I mock, those, who believe that change will happen in this country. Change is a gradual process, and for me, if I can't get free water, if my kids can't explain why and how electricity is given to us on a daily basis, if food can be gotten at a reasonable cost, then how can development just come like that with the help of just one man who doesn't seem to understand his root or manhood? I mock the nation where his president has been seen as one of the most cursed persons on the Internet and his wife doesn't help matters. I mock my country especially when it's citizens sees the truth written from the westerners and we claim its wrong. I mock you because your family hasn't been touched by the effect of Boko haram. Well, vote for gej, and I wish you well. I will only mock you because the country to which we claim will get better, will never ever get better.

You've been foolish all your life and will remain foolish

nairaland, eeww crying for you

*crying* buhari e no go better for you.... untill your arms wing repent

Boko Haram struck again in Nigeria's northeast on Sunday, killing more than 30 villagers and kidnapping scores of people from Gumsuri. It is a now familiar pattern in the five-year insurgency.

VOA met one Nigerian woman who managed to escape Boko Haram and take refuge in the capital Abuja. Her story about what captivity is like under the brutal militant group is harrowing.

Boko Haram insurgents stole nearly everything from Blessing John: her family, her livelihood and her home.

In its violent campaign to impose strict Sharia law in northeastern Nigeria, Boko Haram has slaughtered thousands and kidnapped hundreds. It famously abducted more than 200 schoolgirls from the town of Chibok in April. Most are still missing.

On Thursday, residents reported that the militants had made off with more than 100 women and children, this time from the village of Gumsuri.

Painful memory rekindled

The latest incident reminds John of her own ordeal.

Before August, the 24-year-old John’s life in the Borno state town of Gwoza consisted of farming and selling medicine. She shared her house with her husband, two children and her grandparents.

That all changed the night the militants arrived. Shouting "God is great," they overpowered the soldiers, took over the town and declared it part of their caliphate. Townspeople urged the men of Gwoza to flee as the militants stormed through the streets.

Gwoza’s population was a mix of Muslims and Christians, John said. The militants immediately made their intent to change that clear.

Their mission was to get everyone to convert to their brand of Islam in Gwoza, she said. "They didn’t want to see a single Christian in the town."

When her husband of seven years refused to convert to Islam, the militants killed him. They did the same to young people in the town whom they feared could rise up against them in the future.

Taken captive

Christian women like John, along with children and disabled people, were separated and held in captivity as the extremists tried to force their conversion.

The militants order the captives to perform ablutions and pray. John said she tried but failed to do the ritual washing correctly, so they beat her and called her the daughter of an infidel.

During her captivity, John was shot three times: twice in the right foot and once in the back. At one point, militants put a knife to her throat to force her to convert to Islam, which she eventually did.

For two days, John was held captive with others in a pit the insurgents dug in the town. Then she was moved to a cell, where she was held with five other prisoners. From there, she escaped.

Escape into mountains

John used a nail to pick the padlock of her room, she recounted. She said a prayer, packed some clothes, then fled into the mountains, wandering for five days and before finding other people, she said. She renounced Islam once she was free from Boko Haram.

She escaped along with her 3-year-old son. It took her two months to locate her older son, a 6-year-old. She isn’t sure what happened to her grandparents.

John crossed into Cameroon and eventually back into Nigeria, making her way to a settlement called Sabon Kuchigora on Abuja’s bleak outskirts. Most of the people living there have fled violence in the northeast, and many are from Gwoza.

Home for John is a wooden shack with flimsy walls of empty cement bags stretched over plywood frames. Her money is gone, as are most of her possessions, seized by the people who transported her to Abuja in lieu of pay.

One of the few things she still has is a gold wedding ring on her left hand, a reminder of the life she lost.

http://m.voanews.com/a/boko-haram-survivor-from-gwoza-speaks-of-her-brutal-captivity/2565620.html

All this article you people composing it's only God that knows the best, some of the girls and guys in that category might be the best

Pishure of you twisting her hand or its a........

lalasticlala:
more

Not funny

It's hard for people to see the truth from the president but easy to lay accusing fingers on him.... hopefully after 2014 all the noisemakers will hide...and be seen running around with lawyers...trying to upturn an election that's already won by the president

I think I am the most criticised President in the whole world, but I want to tell this audience that before I leave, I will be the most praised President,” said President Goodluck Jonathan at the opening of the 52nd Annual General Meeting of the Nigerian Bar Association at the International Conference Centre in Abuja.
Hey guys, I guess you know that pointing fingers is not my style, hahaha, just as I know that it will be difficult to find a single Nigerian who hasn’t pointed fingers at President Goodluck Jonathan since he became President. But really, can so many fingers be pointed at a single individual all at the same time? Some people have gone to the extent of saying that since Jonathan took office, everything has gone to hell in a handbasket. Others have held him responsible for everything that has gone wrong in the country, from the tear in their pants to the economy. Trust me: Nigerians are beginning to agree that when it comes to assigning blame, look to Jonathan first. There are some hardliners who don’t care if Jonathan wasn’t President during the civil war. He must have been thinking about it, and that’s good enough reason for them. They even say that if he hadn’t been sticking his nose into government, the civil war wouldn’t have happened. Funny, Nigerians have found the perfect target for dealing with their bad days. Late to work? Blame Jonathan! Did the soup in the fridge melt when you weren’t looking? It’s Goodluck Jonathan. Can’t find your smelling socks? Jonathan! Your baby pees on the chair, again? Jonathan. The possibilities are endless! Hey, are we not just being unfair to Goodluck Jonathan? We blame him for all and everything. Even for things that are not his fault. Let me ask you something sir or madam, if Jonathan is to blame for everything wrong in Nigeria today, what becomes of the previous presidents under whose regimes most of these problems started?

On Tuesday evening on my way back from NTA, I stopped at the Bar Beach to buy suya. I was a little bit early because I met the aboki lighting his charcoal. As I waited, I saw two weird looking rastas looking like archangels Michael and Gabriel in their white Cele garments walk down to just about five yards from the water, raised their holy robes in unison like atilogwu dancers trying to master a new dance routine and bent down and began to defecate. Couples of minutes later, I heard them walking back complaining of how dirty and smelly the beach had become from what it used to be. As they passed by me, the taller one said “omo naija, presido no dey try at all. See as this place don yamayama finish, dem no dey see as those oyinbo beach be for inside film wey we dey watch?” At that point, I couldn’t hold back my anger. I just had to say something: “Shebi na una just shit finish for that place so? And una get mouth dey blame the president. Una see him shit for there?”

We are having a distant relationship with the truth in this country. We have developed that rare ability to be hypocritical and not so much as give a damn whether we are equally guilty of the things we are blaming on others. In truth, Goodluck Jonathan should roll up his sleeves, spit on his palms and get to work on a lot of things. We keep saying that corruption escalated under his regime but why do we keep failing to associate it with the fact that these corrupt individuals are Nigerians? I listened to some custom officers saying that If it wasn’t for Goodluck Jonathan’s backward policies, everything at the Nigerian borders would be perfect. Yes, let us keep dumping everything on Goodluck Jonathan. Even our own responsibilities as citizens. He’s the reason our custom and police officers are more interested in collecting bribes than fighting crime and checking for contraband goods coming into the country. It is also Jonathan’s fault that the security operatives at the Lagos airport have all turned beggars. Should the president also take the rap for the Director-General of the Standards Organisation of Nigeria not being able to see that the nation is littered with fake products? Maybe Goodluck Jonathan should be with him daily and point him towards fake products and manufacturers. The fight to save this country does not begin or stop at Janathan’s table. It must be an all Nigerian battle. Let the pastors stop praying for corrupt politicians and tell them to their faces to stop stealing public funds. If all drivers have their complete vehicle papers and obey traffic laws, there will be no need to give out money to the police and we will be on our way to a better society.

Ask yourself where your governor got the billions he spends on frivolities? People in the rural areas of Akwa Ibom state are living in thatched houses and we are building another stadium? Have you tried asking what the Abia State Government did with the state’s allocation for eight years? Do you think President Jonathan will be allowed a minute of sleep if he failed to remit monies due to the states? So why then do we pour all the blames on him? Your governor owns empty estates in Dubai and factories in South Africa when people of their states are homeless and jobless, is that Jonathan’s fault too? Where did we get the preposterous notion that President Jonathan took office and people started having trouble finding jobs? Did we have a zero unemployment rate in the country before President Jonathan? Millions of Nigerians are working their asses out and dying as contract staffs and casual workers, where is the NLC? Is it not aware of the appalling working conditions Nigerian workers are subjected to by multinationals? Of course, it is all Jonathan’s fault. Last time I checked, Jonathan was a president or a magician. Should he be doing the job of the NLC too, supervising every sector of the country at the same time? Let us be truthful to ourselves, since when have we had good roads in this country? Were there roads in the country that Jonathan destroyed? Have we had electricity in the country before President Jonathan? We say Boko Haram started as a result of poverty and lack of education in the North, were there schools in the North that Jonathan destroyed? Trust me, the architects of Boko Haram know what they’re talking about when they say it is all Jonathan’s fault.

For everyone out there, below are a list of things Goodluck Jonathan is yet to be blamed for, so go ahead and make your pick and let the blame game continue: Cancer, AIDS, racism, air pollution, sin, child porn, human meat at Jankara market, home video, obesity, Drake sleeping with everyone’s chic, Kim Kardashian’s nude picture, tribalism and every other kind of ism, Arsenal’s trophyless seasons,

http://lindaikeji..com/2014/12/i-feel-sorry-for-goodluck-jonathan.html?m=1

promixdavinci:
wat ar u saying? hw else do u want d poor citizen do 4 dia country except 2 cast dia vote 4 d ryt person 2 rule dem..and mind u, comin 2 NL 2 shout CHANGE is rili helping, do u knw hw many millions of youth out dia visit dis site on a daily basis? u can see it urself dat many pole nw have decided 2 vote 4 apc because of one tin or d other dat dey read on dis NL. u see coment 4rm intellectuals dat wil mke u sit down nd tink den u wil knw dis country nid a change. dnt sit down dia fooling urself telin us 2 cum 2geda nd hep d present govt cos it wont work. I can see 80percent of nairalanders ar voting 4 change.

Let's see if after shouting change on NL whether. Your change agents will win