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Jokerman:
I hate it when I hear people die without Jesus Christ

So you hate it, you are a clown. Do you know there are more than 5000 religion in the world and everyone believes they workship the true God. If you were never a Christian you wouldn't know so chill and believe in your believe.

Fuckyoumod:
so he should look for solution for his girlfriend? What's his girlfriend doing that she can't look for solution to her snoring issues?

Go get some sense! Don't be a father to your girlfriends, You people won't hear.

On top person GF na why you dey shine your strong teeth so. Na wa o.

GreatOchuks:
A very big uncivilized Illiterate , next time connect your senses properly before dishing out advice online

How that one take concern you. Mr snorer.

PUNANI01:
Must you refer to your father as being illiterate without insulting him. Stvpid entity! Get lux with your stvpid comment.

Na ogun go punish your papa and generations. Are you related to the OP. Ogun kill you werey. Frustrated he goat.

I used to know an uncle of mine, he has 6 wives. He was very poor then, then the first wife left him because of poverty. Shortly after that he met a woman at the fuel station, she was a fuel attendant. My uncle was depressed and very sad because of the first wife leaving him. The woman he met at the fuel station became his second wife. As a fuel attendant she already had lots of money saved, gave it to my uncle and he became a man again.

After the whole buhaha my uncle now married additional 4 wives to the second wife. Now the bone of contention is that all the women he married were rich before he married them. He made a vow he will never marry a poor lady again cos the first wife was poor, he helped her but ruined and left him. He gave me the same advice never to marry a non-independent lady.

All my uncles 5 wives are rich. I met him at the recent Salah and come and see the way he was controlling all of them. He told me when you are rich as a man, marry a rich woman too so your life can blossom 🌸. Never marry a poor and broke girl.
The first wife came for the Salah but my rich uncle no send am. She now looks so worse and broke, she's the only one that looked odd out of all the wives. She remarried after my uncle became broke but left the new husband after my uncle became rich again. My uncle no send am again, now she only came for salah because of her kids. All the kids were present at Salah. It was a big party.

Astonishing. Art is one of the Genius things of these life. Imagine drawing all of these from your mind. You must be a special breed, na sec school I been draw last like this. Keep up the good work.

shox:
Someone can’t have 3sUm In the bathroom of a 200m house?

Too bad😔

I swear, I don't understand the reason behind the small bathroom in this beautiful house.

Why's nairaland now allowing old and recycled news? This happened in Ghana about a few years ago.

Elzazzi:
Just block the number.

It doesn't block. I tried it too. Once I get this nonsense message my internet cuts off straight.

Dougad:
All I keep getting are flashes from numbers from Ghana, zambia, Zimbabwe, Singapore

Mine is Russia, UK and Zimbabwe.

I recieve this too and it disconnects my internet. If I want to delete it I go to the message directly and delete it.

SenatePresdo:
With your logic

If you can kiss the lips of a lady, you can as well be gay.

Men has the same lips with ladies.. so?

See this funny guy, so by your logic men and woman have same private parts then?

This news is old, recycled nonsense. By the way men wey dey try anal dey try sha. If you can try anal with your girl then watch it you can as well be gay. Smelly things everywhere.

The bus na sickle cell patient so it needs constant injection and treatment.

Generally women are very selfish. Since she said she can find a way to feed her fam, leave her to it and just feed yourself and your kids. That her manipulations let her eat her own words. You said your fam don't come around. Call your family to come spend time with you too and see how she reacts then you will understand better. If you are the one paying the house rent or built the home then nobody even your wife should control you in your own home so stop being a weakling and man up bro.

You post these photos every year. Una no dey tire.

yommen:
Superstition? May the prayers of your mother not allow you experience magun. It happened to a guy beside my house. I heard he did anything inside skirt. That fateful day when he climbed the woman and the thing activated, the woman herself knew what happened. She locked him inside (his flat)and ran. Nothing was able to save him. He died early hours of the following day. That one reason ehn, married woman ehnn.. ehnnnn. Na to run o!

If anyone should do that to any members of my family, whether its from the woman or man I will personally end the husband's life. For someone to lay down magun he also meant to kill that person so it's murder. I will end him myself, better let your wife cheat in peace cos if you try it their brothers are coming to disseminate it.

Sapasenator:
Who cares if 10guys nack her? I am not your typical Nigerian guy and will never be angry, I will just walk away and continue with more sweet kpekus while still maintaining cordial relationship with my ex wife.

Don't mind the sore looser, my own ex wife had sex with her boss for several days. I never slept with married women during those times. Right now I can't count how many married women I have knacked. It's what it is.

Nothing like karma, the people who commit the most evil sometimes go scort free so where's the karma in that.

This meme in itself is bullshìt, you are turning your back and covering your cup, so what exact reasons do you even have to sit and have a drink with someone you don't trust or someone you feel is your enemy? So if you were invited to sit face to face with a billionaire will you do this same shìt?

This one na clown, Ajah brown water wey we dey use bath and even taste salty sometimes. I have friends in Ajah and there water comes clean naturally. It depends on the areas where you get your place at.

Oga change charger.

Guy you are so irritating and you don't even know. See so much energy you are putting into writing bullshìt about a girl. You waking up every night checking your girl phone like a dingdong that you are. You dey invite HBP into your life, millions of girls that are many in Nigeria you can't find another abi? Guy grow up and stop acting like a mumu.

This food should be nothing less than 2k. Stop with lies.

EcoNews:
What is the fact ?

The first Nigeria coup was not orchestrated by majority Igbos ?

Was that not the coup that lead to another counter coup after you Igbos slaughter Northern Hausa premier n Yoruba Western Premier but left your Igbo Eastern premier ?

Did you Igbo also not slaughter the HausaFulani Northern prime minister and informed your Igbo tribesmen president to travel abroad so that you can have a senseless foolish excuse for not killing him, while you slaughter leaders of the two majority tribe larger than your Igbo tribe ?!

Igbo killed this Igbo killed that, the same Fulani you are talking about are killing Nigerians like fly. Ironsi, Azikiwe, Awolowo who had their evil hands in one way or the other are already dead and forgotten. This is how you will pass hate to your generations. You hate Igbos they say dem won leave yet na hate full you heart. Alaye grow up and throw this hate away. The same igbo you hate you are buying their foods, clothes, TVs etc.

She resemble predator for the second photo.

nomadreporter:
Which Europe? The one wey I dey or the one in your imagination. For Europe if you get €50 you Bleep. Do you think there's slush fund here as in Nigeria. Nobody will give you €1500 for bleep

Baba I was talking based on the hookup sites in Europe that's why. You see them charging high. I'm not talking about the local prostitute.

tensazangetsu20:
Story for the gods. Without a valid residency you can't open a bank account or rent a house. Na serious suffering your guy dey so. Hopefully he doesn't die soon from the brutal Canadian winter.

Dey wine, you think everything is as blue and black to you. Dem tell you say no be street him be abi him no get him money. Even if he's not registered now, if he works his way around he will have all he desires. Are you saying people who migrated through the Mediterranean Sea to Italy won't later get their residency with the same persistency they used in crossing the border. Dey play.

ednut1:
asylum (aduro)

That doesn't matter, as long as he knows his way around and if he's smart. My guy na mechanic him be and he also knows so much about electrical engineering of cars so he has no problems at all.

My guy dey Canada now. He spent 3M on everything and only bought his ticket when leaving. He went via a conference option. Don't mind those people calling high amount.

People are only stuck in the knowledge they know, they assume they know everything but they actually dont. Sometimes you can go through some programs that are going on in Europe like the one on front page a few days ago about Germany needing Non-skilled workers.

So many programs even Luxembourg, France etc. I bet bro you fit no spend reach 1.5M for the processing aside flight ticket if you do it yourself but agent might charge 3M-4M if they do it for you.

Nonexisting1:
Brotherly, as you saying there is no gain in olosho when the simping idiot promised to give them 500k each just for 3 days fucck? That's almost two years salary for a civil servant. At this time, I only channel my anger to these simping idiots that pay these money to the oloshos.

Baba if money dey your hand you no go reason am. Imagine spending like 5-10M for flexing in a month. Na currency wey spoil make the money bogus like that. Hookup girls in Europe charge between 200-500 Euros for short-time alone, so now imagine how much the simpsons will pay for weekends. Going as high as 1500-2000 euros for a few nights.

jmoore:
You spent 336 billion naira to complete a project but you can't install cctv at different spots that won't cost up to 1 million naira to monitor the infrastruture. .

Baba they will spend at least 100B to do the CCTV alone. Dey play.