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boman2014:
1.Sunburn is the result of your skin cells committing mass suicide to protect you from their damaged DNA, which can cause cancer.


2.Tetris is a game, which if played for 30 minutes a day, can
make you smarter.


3.More than 90 percent of people are no longer friends with someone that they once called their best friend.


4. The best friendships tend to be with the people in which you can openly be weird with.


5. 70% of people enjoy old songs because of the memories they've attached to them.


6. Smiling, even in a bad mood, can immediately improve your
mood because these muscles are enough to trigger happy
chemicals in the brain.


7. Scientists concluded that the chicken came first not the egg:
because the protein which makes egg shells is only produced
by hens.


8. Your height is generally determined by your father. Intelligence,
emotional strength and body shape is determined by the
mother.


9. Inhale through your mouth, swallow saliva twice and slowly
exhale through your nose for a 100% effective hiccup cure.


10. Your first instinct is usually right. So, always go with your first
instinct, even if it's a bad idea... because bad ideas make good
stories


Lalasticlala Seun

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Thank you for those infos.

ihedioramma:
brother who is ecobank registrars?

The Registrar
GTL Registrars Ltd
2, Burma Road,
Apapa, Lagos State.

That's their address in Lagos.

blueto:
http://owngoalnigeria.com/2016/08/17/rio-2016-fifa-cancels-yellow-card-shown-to-mikel-and-two-others-against-denmark-2/

Go make history guys

Danfuster:
URGENT ATTENTION PLS!!!

I just got a message from Ecobank cos I transfered some money last night and this morning

"dear customer, your account has been upgraded to tier 3. Pls visit any Ecobank branch with a valid ID card to update your account."

I hope this won't cause any hindrance, also... What's a tier 3 account?

There's no ish.

Tier 3 Account is a CBN generated account class. I did same couple of weeks back.

Just take your Valid ID to any of their branch for account upgrade.

ozohtony:
It still has not changed the hatred I have for Ecobank. I hate that so called bank.

Bros. The bank has office, and complaint handles na.

Instead of complaining here on Nairaland, send them mail or engage their WhatsApp.

I believe your will be be attended to

handysuzy:
Her name is Blessing, a secondary school graduate who decided to venture into auto mechanics as a profession. According to the Facebook user Ocheni Raymond Oche who met her at her workshop, it took her four years under the tutelage of a boss in Edo state to learn and become a professional in the craft.

Read Ocheni Raymond's Facebook post about her below..

https://factflyers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/mechanic-girl-696x928.jpg

https://factflyers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/mechanic-girl2.jpg

https://factflyers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ochechi.png



More at: http://factflyers.com/meet-abuja-female-mechanic-blessing-survived-odds/

God bless her handiwork

Raph01:

Freedom to wear cloth

hydee123:
sportingboon..com

Cristiano Ronaldo and Antoine Griezmann have both been named in a 10-man shortlist for UEFA's Best Player in Europe award.

European football's governing body released the list on Monday, with Ronaldo the early favourite to scoop the gong after playing a key role in both Portugal's Euro 2016 triumph and Real Madrid winning the Champions League.

Griezmann, who finished as the top goalscorer at the Euros after scoring six times to help France reach the final, is also in the running alongside Wales talisman Gareth Bale and last year's winner Lionel Messi.
Riyad Mahrez, Jamie Vardy and N'Golo Kante - who all played key roles in Leicester City's remarkable Premier League title win - missed the final 10 but made the top 20, while Wigan Athletic and Northern Ireland striker Will Grigg was a shock inclusion in the top 25.
Grigg secured the same amount of votes as Juventus and France star Paul Pogba and more than Manchester City ace Kevin De Bruyne and Kevin Gameiro - who fired Sevilla to a third straight Europa League triumph.

Europe's golden shoe winner Luis Suarez, Gianluigi Buffon, Toni Kroos, Thomas Muller, Manuel Neuer and Pepe complete the 10-man shortlist. The accolade - voted for by journalists from each of UEFA's 55 member association - will be cut to a final three on August 5 with the winner announced on August 25, the day of the draw for the Champions League group stage.

see the full list at sportingboon..com

The end justify the winner

9icest:
After all their son lost and they claim to be full supporters of iPods. I mean these same chest beaters are total cowards. They did the same when Turai dragged GEJ by the balls and made his life a complete hell. It was the same SW they love to hate that got GEJs back. All the SE coward leaders were quiet and when suddenly GEJ won he became their Jesus. I know they would have start kissing Buharis butt if he'd played nice with them... And this same shameless pro-biafrans ate currently seducing Atiku so they could produce a vp Candidate under the same APC they so much despise. IPod leaders are as their followers complete sham and fraud.

What is it to criticize about him

Peachlane:
It happens. I have been a victim was debited 12000 but was paid 6000. Ecobank ATM

What measure have you taken so far?.
Send them email to ENGcontactcentre@ecobank.com or their WhatsApp 08087603717 Gbam

Newshelmboss:
A www.newshelm.com reader sent in this photo!


When first examined, it looked very fictive until we saw the details....


Basic school fees for the least class is over 2 Million naira, Uniforms over 50 thousand and PTA levy of 14 thousand naira?


For just primary school?

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/07/photo-lagos-primary-school-where-pupils_16.html

cc lalasticlala mynd44

I need teaching job in this school please. Anyone with link

Orikinla:
Femi Fani-Kayode: PDP Is Evil That Must Be Stopped ▷ NAIJ.COM

Former Aviation Minister, now a member of the All Progressives Congress, Femi Fani-Kayode criticized President Goodluck Jonathan’s administration for being ‘a failure’.

Fani-Kayode spoke with journalists on Thursday in Osogbo, Osun State capital. He described his former party, the Peoples Democratic Party, as ‘evil’ and said President Jonathan’s incompetence has caused multiple problems in Nigeria.

[size=20pt]“Jonathan has failed in all sectors, including the economy and security, and if he should be allowed to continue in office, this country is heading for serious disaster and it will be calamitous.”[/size]

“Nigeria is more divided now more than any time in our history. We are faced with a government that only believes in Ijaw value. The Ijaw people have succeeded at imposing only what favour them on the overall people of the nation,” Fani-Kayode said.


He blamed former President Olusegun Obasanjo for causing present problems in Nigeria by promoting Jonathan to the position of the Vice President in the administration of the late Umaru Yar’Adua. However, he was quick to add that Obasanjo has started to correct his mistakes.

“Chief Obasanjo is my great leader who I have a lot of respect for. And I will continue to respect him. But the truth is that Obasanjo caused the problem we have today. The joy of it is that the same Obasanjo who anointed an incompetent leader for Nigeria is now cleaning up the mess,” Fani-Kayode said.
The Yorubas, he said, have been marginalized by Jonathan’s administration and thus, should not vote him in 2015. Any attempt to allow President Jonathan stay in office beyond 2015 would mean doom for the Yoruba nation.

Addressing the issue of why he left the PDP for the APC, the former Aviation Minister explained: “The PDP is an evil and it must be stopped. The party lacks internal democracy and this is one of the strengths of the APC. Today, my leader and father, Chief Obasanjo has his sons and daughters in all the political parties and this is a pride for him

https://www.naij.com/58675.html

I'll need to confirm the story first.
Thou, i don't trust that guy he can make such proclamation.
That's FFK for you

Orikinla:
Femi Fani-Kayode: PDP Is Evil That Must Be Stopped ▷ NAIJ.COM

Former Aviation Minister, now a member of the All Progressives Congress, Femi Fani-Kayode criticized President Goodluck Jonathan’s administration for being ‘a failure’.

Fani-Kayode spoke with journalists on Thursday in Osogbo, Osun State capital. He described his former party, the Peoples Democratic Party, as ‘evil’ and said President Jonathan’s incompetence has caused multiple problems in Nigeria.

[size=20pt]“Jonathan has failed in all sectors, including the economy and security, and if he should be allowed to continue in office, this country is heading for serious disaster and it will be calamitous.”[/size]

“Nigeria is more divided now more than any time in our history. We are faced with a government that only believes in Ijaw value. The Ijaw people have succeeded at imposing only what favour them on the overall people of the nation,” Fani-Kayode said.


He blamed former President Olusegun Obasanjo for causing present problems in Nigeria by promoting Jonathan to the position of the Vice President in the administration of the late Umaru Yar’Adua. However, he was quick to add that Obasanjo has started to correct his mistakes.

“Chief Obasanjo is my great leader who I have a lot of respect for. And I will continue to respect him. But the truth is that Obasanjo caused the problem we have today. The joy of it is that the same Obasanjo who anointed an incompetent leader for Nigeria is now cleaning up the mess,” Fani-Kayode said.
The Yorubas, he said, have been marginalized by Jonathan’s administration and thus, should not vote him in 2015. Any attempt to allow President Jonathan stay in office beyond 2015 would mean doom for the Yoruba nation.

Addressing the issue of why he left the PDP for the APC, the former Aviation Minister explained: “The PDP is an evil and it must be stopped. The party lacks internal democracy and this is one of the strengths of the APC. Today, my leader and father, Chief Obasanjo has his sons and daughters in all the political parties and this is a pride for him

https://www.naij.com/58675.html

I'll need to confirm the story first.
Thou, i don't trust that guy he can make such proclamation.
That's FFK for you

heykims:
Ecobank has contacted me and stated that the issue will be resolved in 3-5 working days.
I expect to have my 18k refunded latest Friday 22nd July.
I'll continue to update as event unfolds..

Trust them for that, the money might be refund back to your account before the then.

How or what (will) UmtitiSam and LucasDigne, signing strengthen FCBarcelona this season.
Which positions will you like improve.

Let's discuss...

josephjuwon75:
MG Resource invites You for Assessment/Briefing by 9:00am On Fri,15/7/16 161 Ikorodu Rd, Opposite Ecobank, Onipanu B/Stop,Lagos.081-7715-4423 REF NO:HR2684OL

uhmmm, dey are on again ooo, pls open ur eyes

Briefing things lols

Asimiju:
Who is really the Prince that was promise?

Ok, so we all know that Stannis Baratheon was said to be the Prince That Was Promised, but since he died, it's obvious that he can't him or can he? The Prince That "Was" Promised has the specific word, "was." Implying past tense. Stannis Baratheon fullfills this role as he died, he WAS the PTWP. However, think about about his two particular companions: Sir Davos and Melisandre. These two are particularly important because they represent the modern day angel and devil that stand on people's shoulders when they make a decision. (there's even an scene which shows Sir Davos to the left of Stannis and Melisandre to the right while Stannis stares straight ahead contemplating both of their "advice." Unfortunately, for Stannis, he chooses the "devil" or in this case Melisandre who appeals to his greed for power. He choose her over and over again through countless of decisions that he regrets such as Shireens trial. When he dies, he accepts that he deserves the death, and dies hoping he can see his daughter and wife again. After his death, he truly is the Prince that "Was" Promised. That then begs the question: Who is the Prince That "IS" Promised? Simple, who else but Jon Snow? And just like Stannis he has the two advisors, Sir Davos and Melisandre(the classic angel/devil situation). But unlike Stannis, he doesn't listen to the devil. He knows whats the right thing to do is and he listens to the angel: Sir Davos. So much so, that he even sends the devil away by telling her that if she were to ever set foot in the north again, he would execute her. My friends, Jon Snow, is the Prince That Is Promised, and he will claim what is his natural right as the Targaryen heir and win the Game of Thrones.

I cant wait to start

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Stanley08:
Yes nah. Dats Ecobank for you. Today can be 200 and tomorrow 400. U must know on the day u wanna pay.

Exchange rate these days are like that. It is not any better anywhere. We all are hoping for a better economy.

mudility:
Do anyone know how i can get back my 1k from my bank?

I tried recharging my line via ecobank with this code *326*1000#. My bank account was debited but my my mobile number was not credited.

I will appreciate any help in getting my 1k back. Thanks in anticipation.

cc. lala

Oh sorry. You can also chat them on their WhatsApp on +2348087603717, very effective

a1solution:
Please How do someone fill the ecobank teller because we have paid twice and its not working despite writing the jamb number on top of the bank teller. e-pin cannot be generated. Its bringing error message... Ooops. your data entery is likely wrong or you are not yet eligible for the e_PIN.

Are you sure you are inputting the right details. I paid through Ecobank too and I got my e-pin in less than 4 hours as stated on the school site. Some of my friends also paid through them and there is no issue at all. Just make sure you inputted correct JAMB Reg. and Phone number.

Besto:
UNA JUST DEY DASH NDU MONEY

Use diamond bank...you get ur epin not less than 2days....i have put a sample on this page..Ecobank is one hell of a crap bank/their credit alert and snail are relations.


If you cant locate diamond bank then patronize my service..we pay for you via the Diamond bank in school and generate your e-pin in not less than 2 days...our charges is one thousand naira though.

Oga park well, all in the name of your petty business you dey talk rubbish for another person business. Is the site Ecobank’s site?. The e-pin is generated by the school

You go fear fear, GEJ here and there

wunmi590:
Went to visit a friend where he work as a teacher, and i saw these on their black board.

A test given to student and at the end of it was GEJ's name, instead of "Goodluck"

cc: mod, lalasticlala