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A Girl n her boyfriend were taking a walk n she saw a
shoe she liked n d followin conversation occured.
Girl: I 4got my purse @ home, pls giv me N5k to buy
dis shoe.
Guy: dere is no ATM close here but take N100, go
home n bring ur purse. Is d guy sharp or stingy?:

BUKKIE AND SIGBA, pls ignore VINCENT's previous post... Jez pretend as if u didn't see it.

Vincent 4: @ sigba and bukky......una de mad

Guy stop dis! Its not right!

moshoodn: WOW. . . MAYBE I COULD GET A PACK OF SINGLET FROM YOU.

NO ATM IN CAMP BUT YOU CAN GET AN OFFICIAL LEAVE TO GO TO TOWN TO WITHDRAW. . . THATS WHAT FOLKS WHO'S BEEN THERE DO.

Thanks bro.... I was careless!
So I ve 2 go wit enuf cash since there's no ATM facility.....

#so sad...
I jez discovered dat out of d four packs of lux polo I bought, three packs were singlets.. It's jst one dat is polo... Frustrated...
Gat 2 buy anoda two.....

Pls is there an ATM facility in camp?

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Seeing u all....

sigba: Hmmmm. 9 iz in the building. #shouting#Make some noise peeps!!

Zeros, how far nah? Wetin happen?

sigba: Wow! This is sooo not cool bro. Are u sure you re a graduate? I guess ur mind was'nt reformed as well, i suggest you register at a rehab before going for ur service.

I feel u dieeeeee
D guy Zap.ed up

moshoodn: NO QUARRELS BRO. . .

YOU'RE A SURE GUY AND I FEEL YOU. . .

BUT THIS HOUSE WASN'T AS IT USED TO BE. . . AND YOU KNOW IT.

Yea.... I get buh we shdnt scare pple away wit words like leaving d thread 4 now... I could remember how we takle any peeper if he/she is trying 2 teach us wat 2 do.
We jst nid 2 stay united!

moshoodn: I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE IN THE BACKGROUND. . . JUST RATIONALIZING POSTS.

BESIDE, MUST YOU INSULT BY SAYING BLA BLA BLA?

AS PER CHALLENGE FACING, YOU COULD GIMME A TUTORIAL, BRO.

Haha..... So wen some1 say u re saying bla bla... It means he/she is insulting u?
I jst don't want 2 repeat wat u said dat was y I ended it wit bla bla

No quarrels.....

moshoodn: CHIEF, WHY DO WE ALWAYS THINK ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH?

WE GONNA BE GREAT PALS COS GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE. . .

BEEN MORE HAPPIER TWEETING OF LATE.

WILL BE BACK WHEN POSITIVITY, RESPECT AND MATURITY GETS BACK TO THE ROOM.

Datz d prob wit most pple..... Unable 2 face challenges....
U guyz were here wen it was cool... Now u re saying bla bla

I'm here.... Not goin anywhere !!!

Vincent 4: @bukky.......pls go and Huge transformer for hell i dont care

Bro, u nid 2 learn how 2 talk 2 women....
I guess she's right! We don't nid such pictures here.

anitank: Don't get urslf worked up hon, I havnt done anything wrong

I see u... U ve nt done anything yet... U re jst starting

Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drives into a petrol
station in his sleek, state of the art range rover
sports:
Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank (in benin
lang)
Attendant: I only speak english,sir Patrick: Ok brother, good morning. I currently
feel a profound desire to replenish the
propellant of my motorised automobile.
Therefore i cordially request you to transfer
from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient
quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate
receptacle of the said means of perambulation to
the brim
Attendant: bros na play i dey play o, my name
na Omoh, you fit talk am for Benin!
Shey you wan die?

anitank: Lol! because I called his name? ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡ )../¯

It's funkn' obvious!

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Sweetrie, I see u

Annie dis denisbee is really makin u go GAGA CRAZY OOOO

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Jst me?

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Na Wa oo

Never force children to Pray. At
dinner, a little boy was ordered to
lead in prayer...
BOY- But i dont know how to pray
DAD- Just pray for your family
members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc BOY- "Dear Lord" he started
Thank u for our visitors and their
children, who finished all my
cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they wont come again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and
wrestled with her
on her bed.
This coming Christmas, pliz send clothes to all those
poor
naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry
and provide shelter for the
homeless men who use mom's
room when daddy is at work.. AMEN

Good morning friends!
COUNTDOWN CONTINUES.......
postings re ought to be out 2day or 2mr

anitank: Hey hun, watsup

How waz ur trip?

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See u all....

Good nite friends.... Gat 2 sleep!

Denisbee and Anitank..., mehn... I'm dumbfounded

Norilicious and moshoodn..., might end up being great lovers....

Buh seriously, b4 I wake up 2mr, u both shd av reconciled....
Mwaaaah
Couldn't talk 2 loskee 2day.., buh I trust she's doing jst fine!

NYC nyt pple...

There's nothing really hard in d word "sorry".

Norilicious, on behalf of chief and moshoodn... I'M SORRY!

Chief, Moshoodn, on behalf of norilicious... I'M SORRY!

D word heals.... There's nothing really there... I don't think I can offend anybody cos I don't shy away from sorry...
Pls u guyz shd sorry one another nah

Moshoodn u nid 2 make up wit norilicious.......
U don't nid 2 elongate dis ish.... Doesn't worth it!

I'm not biased buh I'm jst trying 2 make peace rain.

ujchief: we're far from cool when u're stil telin my vice to mind hiz biz in da big houz. Go start ur thread madam, and run it the way u wish. Over!

Chief stop dis! It isn't right!
She's said she's cool wit u so watz ur stress?
U guyz shd jst act like guyz na
Haba!!!

nell07: oh ... So he's even a guy.

No oooo
Norilicious is a babe oooo... Swt babe 4 dat mata

Delicious why nah
Chief why nah

U guyz shd stop dis oooo
I tried reading thru previous posts buh I couldn't point out wat caused d disagreement....

Pls for KHAKI sake u guyz shd hug each oda.....

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Sweetrie, I see u! Thanks 4 honoring my post!

Everybody Annie, both guyz and ladies....
Mehn.... She's hoot!!!

dennisbee: No sweat, bro, thts my baby! *lovestruck**

Ha.... Enjoy it why it last..
#tongueout

Got to the gate and 3 other police officers (a female included) told me to go
back, put my bag on my head and run towards
them. I refused. And they were like 'okay, you
go remain here'. Argued and later pleaded, all to
no avail. I eventually did so. I actually felt silly
doing it.

Food 4 thot....... No matter how big u re u'll carry ur bag on ur head!