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Wife: Come help me with the garden.
Husband: What do u think I am? A gardener?
WIFE: Come fix the
toilet faucet.
HUSBAND: What do u think I am? A plumber?
WIFE: Come fix the door handle.
HUSBAND: What do u think I am? A carpenter?
HER husband went out... But when he came back, he
saw that everything was
fixed... The garden toilet faucet and the door handle.
He asked his wife who had done it. WIFE: its the neighbour's son, but
he gave me 2 options... Either to make him a burger
or have sex with him...
Husband: I'm sure, u gave him a burger!
Wife: What do u think I am? Mr Biggs ?

Good morning friends
Countdown Continues......

Wishing Annie a super duper birthday....... It's ur day
girl..... Jst av a BLAST!!!
God Go Make U Bigger!

Boy: Happy birthday sweetie!
Girl: thanks so much baby...so
where's my
Birthday gift?
Boy: (pointing) can you see that
red BMW parked over there?
Girl: Oh My God!....yes....yes...yes...I
cant believe
this.
Boy: yes u cnt, I bought you a
toothbrush of the same color.
Women like moneyyyyyy!

A girl put her dad's pix as her DP on fathers day. Her
friend pinged her, Sayin: "So u too dey collect from
dis maga"! I hate dat big fool,he no dey use
condom........ lols

T.stone:
HMMM...POSTING 100% ON MY MIND!!!

By dis tym nxt wk how discussions will be like dis;
Where re u posted to?
I'm posted to Lagos...
Bla bla bla

sigba: OKOYA i see you. I saw ur messages, sorry i dont know what's wrong wit my browser, it shows 'm online while 'm offline, i didnt mean to ignore u, i was offline. Thanks.

Thot as much!

Viewing this topic: Joseph101, anitank(f), Loskee (f), andymola, Okoya(m) and 3 guest(s)

#lipssealed

bukkylois: Okoya bad belle, I must serve oh, if dey scrap it am going in for short service

LMAO..... cant stop laughing

WHAT IF FG SCRAPS NYSC DIS MOMENT?

Babycutey: Let d northerners b posted 2 d north pls.
My ezemarcel is in d hauz ooo.u jst 4got me na abi?

Gbam! Let them kill one another

bukkylois: *whispering* okoya how many gals hav u told to relocate to ur house in lag

Ha!!! Bukkie pls modify ur post. I beg

dirtymoney: pls no insults. thats what i just heard oooooooo.

Wat is wrong wit u? Why is there NYSC website? Haven't u seen d timetable for batch B? Why was d callup no out last month?

I guess u re sick?

O lord, pls I nid a miracle, I don't want 2 serve in northern state. Dis every Sunday bomb offering is scaring

My five years struggle in school pls don't let it end up in d north.

#prayermodeactivated

Okoya: Viewing this topic: Miz D(f), Okoya(m)
Jst both of us?

Are u eniola?

Viewing this topic: Miz D(f), Okoya(m)
Jst both of us?

anitank: I didn't know dere wld b a picnic in camp

Picnic? Jst wanting 2 be ok!
Hope 2 fall in same camp wit u! I swear

sigba: Hmmm, are you going for Omugwo?
Jst want 2 be ok.... I don't wanna miss home!

9-zeros:
omo, abeg bring four alomo.
feel me? dats a lyrical exerxise. lol.

Hope 2 fall in same camp wit u! I swear

anitank: See ur teeth No be only parri, na crusade I go do

Annie, u re jst too funny!
ROTFLMAO

I've told loskee to relocate earlier d beta... U guyz shd help convince her.... She said she's enjoying kaduna...

I jst pray she's safe!

Two big packs of golden morn
Two big packs of kellogs corn flakes
One big pack of rice krispies
One extra size of Dana milk
One pack of complan
Two packs of hollandia yogurt
One small bottle of alomo bitters
Sevens pieces of apples
One pack of horlicks
Three pieces of Irish spring
One dettol...........

ujchief: No we dont! Kindly explain in details

Pone as in porn... Haha shey Na all my mouth make I use dey talk nii? U knw wat I mean na.... I normally see hornie/Hot on d stickers of dos porn movies...#tongueout
I'm trying 2 spell it buh d system is changing it(p.o.r.n)

ujchief: gdmornin to u too. Oga 9, its hightime we start setin up rules in diz houz, pokenosing and evesdroping should be banned outrightly.

Dis hornie makes me remember pone films... U knw wat I mean

ujchief: sigba hornie, i'm wit u my yori yori, no shaking! What Nysc has joined together, no amebo can put asunder!

Chief wetin dey do u? Dis "hornie" get as e be oooo
Why not honey?

U guyz shd relax.... ANNIES's BIRTHDAY IS 2MAO....
Una blood too dey rush!

i luv yoruba girls...dey re so respectful....... i saw 2 of
dem kneelin down in appreciation after collectin
money 4rm Atm

Good morning friends!!!

dennisbee: Who said no pillow? ℓ̊ no bliv tht one oohh

Bro there's no pillow oooo

Loskee: hah, i am so getting one plush pillow from the house o... you are so going to need a pillow
see Okoya and teddy bear lol!!! bomboy dey worry you abi?

Hi loskee!
Dat means ur bag too is goin 2 be very big.

bukkylois: Bot a big pillow need to enjoy my sleep

Did u buy a pillow?

U guyz shd say something oooo
Since NYSC didn't make provision for pillow, I had 2 buy a bear... to rest my head on... Dunno how 2 sleep without pillow...

U can imagine how big my bag would look... Jst praying 2 see bigger bags ooo. I don't want people 2 laugh their heads off ooo

bukkylois: Finished my shopping today...to God be d glory, am all set n ready to go....my bag big die...lemme show u guys

Bukkie, as a mata of fact, my box is bigger Dan dis oooo
Chai.... Hope pple won't laugh at me

anitank: What did I do nau

U knw wat I mean!

Our thread has forced Seun to create a new section called NYSC.... new development indeed!

Josh lusted after Linda. When she finally agreed to go
out with him, he took her out
to dinner and then afterwards,
drove her five miles out into
the country, parked, and said
passionately, "I want you
right here, right now. Do it...
or you can walk home!"
Without saying a word, Linda
got out of the car and walked
home. A month later, after much apologising, Linda agreed to go
out with Josh again. This time
he drove ten miles out in the
country, parked, and begged,
"Please. I must make love to you
right now. Do it... or walk
home!" Again, Linda walked
home. Two months later, after
even
more apologising and gifts of
flowers and jewellery, she accepted another invitation.
This time, just to make sure,
Josh drove fifty miles out of town
and gave
her the same
ultimatum. Without a word, Linda undressed and gave him
the greatest sex of his young
life. As they were driving
home, Josh asked, "Why did you
walk home
the first two dates, when you so obviously
enjoy sex?" Linda answered, "Well,
it's like
this: I'll walk five miles or
even ten miles to save a friend
from AIDS, but fifty..... ?

#food4thot