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While other pythons are dancing in the south east some people are killing them in Edo state They should not have kill the python. Allow it to join it's counterparts to dance.

My car a toyota mark11 jerks when the speedometer get to 110km/hr what's the course of this and how can I solve this problem?

Hello healthy people, please what do I have on my skin? My mum says it's measles, but I'm thinking it's heat rash after I checked the symptoms of measles and images and they don't seem to look like what's really on me.

The spots look tiny and numerous like heat and they are sort of pinky. It's also itchy, I feel like taking a tough sponge and shove it round my body. Its in my chest, back and arm.

Confession: For the past 4days I've been wearing this long warmer abi na rain coat, it has net on the inside and I wore it day and night (even while sleeping, and after bathing during the day). So I'm thinking that's what caused it.

What will you say it is? And please what medication would you recommend? Homemade suggestions or drugs/creams will be appreciated.

P.S no insults, this is not my account.

OMG it looks like chicken lap. Go n c the doctor

What’ll you do if you find out your spouse buys a Val gift for an ex? https:///h19L4Jp4U8 @mobilepunch

snakebeat:
Was ur friend's wife the one that revealed all these things to him? How did he know the man dropped her from the spot he picked her after the interview? Did he go to the interview with her? Because the story sounds very far fetched to me, but if all u said is true, then she will be committing marital suicide by accepting that job.

I believe no sane man will accommodate an adulterer as a wife, except he is a weak fellow....

she told him

stanvesco:
....honestly bro,am a doc,but u threw me off balance,with the term medicare.,..is dat contraception or pro-fertility
Its obvious shes aggrieved somehow!
Shes walking out of her marriage without fear....plz talk 2 ur friend....d land shes seeing on d oda side is definitely greener....
If he trully loves his wife,den let him fight for her oh,
go to d firm,tell them hes not happy with d employment arrangement,especially if she kant b at delta...

Have u tot dat she may be acting 2 b single;diaris an option of callin d md,but nevertheless stolen water is sweeter

lastly,let him just trust her and let her go n get d job,
if shes trully his,den she wud come bak.

Doc both of dem are on medication and treament

LadyFiona:
Some things are not adding up. How did your guy realized who she was talking and what transpired at PH?

They are having serious trust issues indeed!!!!

The woman is probably safeguarding herself against any odds that may arise as a result of the childless situation.

Let your friend accompany her to get the appointment letter from the MD and also introduce himself in the process.

The truth is dat while she was at PH he was calling d wife to knw d situation of things and when she returnd they were still talking on fone about d job n some other stupid things according to my guy

stanvesco:
bro,
plz tell ur frnd 2 sit his wife down n talk 2 her...
He shud 1st; apologise for mocking her all diz years 4 not getting a job(d reason 4 d braven desperation)

2ndly,promise not 2 b selfish financially ever again,

3rdly,
wat d hell is he waiting 4;definitn of subfertility is,1yeas uninteruptd,unprotectd coitus witout a baby,take her 2 go c a doctor....
Hey frnd,dat lady is only protectn herself;
no job,no mony,no child 2 tie d man down,hahahaha,
shes more like a jobless galfrnd....d only problem is shes getting olda

u no its crystal clear,dat d md is sexually attracted to her,n dat ph move....is definitely bedbound...as shes got little or nothing much to loose,
except of course a wedding ring....guy go on ur knees n beg ur wife....
Except off course 2 u its gud riddance 2....

Thnks Bro! As per Reproduction,both are on Medicare,as per taking care of d wife my guy has been trying given her monthly alawee for her upkip

A friend of mine that is married for about four yrs now but with out a child called me this afternoon and complained bitterly about his wife
1. The wife is looking for a job since she finish her NYSC in 2008.
2. The wife met a guy on her way to PH from delta state for women convention 2wks ago and the told her to apply for a job in his office that his is the regional MD PH zone which she did. Last wk she was invited for an interview in PH my friends wife travelled for d interview and stayed with her friend (lady) on the morning of the interview the MD called her and he took her to d venue of d interview on their way there d MD( who is not member of the interview panel) told her dat she shud tell them dat she stays at PH whereas she stays in delta with her husband and also dat she would want to wok in PH. If she want to get d job. D interview lasted till about 9.30pm cos of the crowd and after the interview d MD dropped her where he pick her from in the morning and dat if she is taken she will b payed 75k as salary. D next day she came back to delta and since den d MD has been calling her on phone both at day and at night not minding she is married. According to my friend some times they will b on phone for up to 30mins. Wot they discussing he don't know but right now he is querreling with his wife dey r not in talking terms and dat she is preparing for d job and by 2moro or next she may b called for her appointment latter. He has gotten d so called MD's number but he has not called him. Also my friend told me dat one day he was on call wit his client (female) and heaven was loss dat day cos he was talking with a female.plus so many other tins dat my friend complained about. I told my friend dat am rushing to pick my children in sch.dat my wife n I will go and see dem later in d evening. Fellow nairalanders I need ur advise on wot to tell dem cos their Union is on the verge of braking up. Matured advice(from married NL) Tnk

A friend of mine that is married for about four yrs now but with out a child called me this afternoon and complained bitterly about his wife
1. The wife is looking for a job since she finish her NYSC in 2008.
2. The wife met a guy on her way to PH from delta state for women convention 2wks ago and the told her to apply for a job in his office that his is the regional MD PH zone which she did. Last wk she was invited for an interview in PH my friends wife travelled for d interview and stayed with her friend (lady) on the morning of the interview the MD called her and he took her to d venue of d interview on their way there d MD( who is not member of the interview panel) told her dat she shud tell them dat she stays at PH whereas she stays in delta with her husband and also dat she would want to wok in PH. If she want to get d job. D interview lasted till about 9.30pm cos of the crowd and after the interview d MD dropped her where he pick her from in the morning and dat if she is taken she will b payed 75k as salary. D next day she came back to delta and since den d MD has been calling her on phone both at day and at night not minding she is married. According to my friend some times they will b on phone for up to 30mins. Wot they discussing he don't know but right now he is querreling with his wife dey r not in talking terms and dat she is preparing for d job and by 2moro or next she may b called for her appointment latter. He has gotten d so called MD's number but he has not called him. Also my friend told me dat one day he was on call wit his client (female) and heaven was loss dat day cos he was talking with a female.plus so many other tins dat my friend complained about. I told my friend dat am rushing to pick my children in sch.dat my wife n I will go and see dem later in d evening. Fellow nairalanders I need ur advise on wot to tell dem cos their Union is on the verge of braking up. Matured advice(from married NL) Tnkz

A young woman was hospitalized after a cucumber she used as a homemade Love Machine broke inside her vagina, Nsukka, Enugu state.

According to unconfirmed reports, a female student of the University of Nigeria, ended up at hospital after pleasuring herself with a cucumber that broke down in the heat of the moment and got stuck inside her vagina.

Although the details of the story are sketchy, it was gathered that the woman was found by her roommates who immediately took her to a medical centre.
As the doctors were preparing for an urgent surgery to remove the vegetable, the girl ran away from the medical facility after being asked for her parents’ contacts. Her whereabouts as well as her identity are still unknown.

The incident became public after screenshots of Blackberry messages were leaked on the Internet:

enoqueen:
See as the man make sense

That's my able presido.

Nor be see as he make sense ooo He shud start addressing issues now cos he has been travelling abroad since his swearing IN. They promise heaven and earth during their campiagn. So grand pa sit ur ass down n work ok?

DETERMINED to get back government property looted from the Government House in Port Harcourt, security operatives on Monday evening recovered 10 vehicles allegedly stolen by officials of the immediate past administration in the state.

The vehicles were recovered from two locations identified as Rumuokparali and Trans-Amadi in Obio/Akpor Local Government Area of the state.

A statement from Government House identified the recovered vehicles as one Coaster bus, two Nissan Urvan buses, two Higer vehicles, one Land Cruiser, one Toyota Hilux Pick-up, one Peugeot 607 Saloon car and two Peugeot 406 cars.

It was learnt that security operatives who conducted the operation were accompanied to the locations by some Government House employees.

The Rivers State Governor, Chief Nyesom Wike, had, on assumption of duty, alleged massive looting of government property and facilities by the immediate past administration.

Wike had also taken leading Rivers State stakeholders on a tour of the Government House to see the points where facilities in Government House were either looted or vandalised.

The governor had, however, vowed that all stolen government property would be recovered while those found to have engaged in the criminal act would be made to face the wrath of the law.

A statement from Government House revealed that security operatives had begun the interrogation of those found at the locations where the stolen vehicles were recovered.

Government House in Port Harcourt says the property recovery process will be a continuous process.

Speaking on the development, the state Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Ahmad Mohammad, told Southern City News on Tuesday that the command was able to recover the vehicles based on information that the stolen items were seen in unauthorised places.

“Acting on information that some suspected vehicles belonging to the Rivers State Government were seen parked in unauthorised yards, the command recovered three Coaster buses, two 306 Peugeot, two Hummer buses and one 306 Peugeot,” Mohammad said.

He, however, pointed out that investigation was still ongoing with a view to recovering more of the stolen vehicles and property removed without authorisation from the Government House.

DETERMINED to get back government property looted from the Government House in Port Harcourt, security operatives on Monday evening recovered 10 vehicles allegedly stolen by officials of the immediate past administration in the state.

The vehicles were recovered from two locations identified as Rumuokparali and Trans-Amadi in Obio/Akpor Local Government Area of the state.

A statement from Government House identified the recovered vehicles as one Coaster bus, two Nissan Urvan buses, two Higer vehicles, one Land Cruiser, one Toyota Hilux Pick-up, one Peugeot 607 Saloon car and two Peugeot 406 cars.

It was learnt that security operatives who conducted the operation were accompanied to the locations by some Government House employees.

The Rivers State Governor, Chief Nyesom Wike, had, on assumption of duty, alleged massive looting of government property and facilities by the immediate past administration.

Wike had also taken leading Rivers State stakeholders on a tour of the Government House to see the points where facilities in Government House were either looted or vandalised.

The governor had, however, vowed that all stolen government property would be recovered while those found to have engaged in the criminal act would be made to face the wrath of the law.

A statement from Government House revealed that security operatives had begun the interrogation of those found at the locations where the stolen vehicles were recovered.

Government House in Port Harcourt says the property recovery process will be a continuous process.

Speaking on the development, the state Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Ahmad Mohammad, told Southern City News on Tuesday that the command was able to recover the vehicles based on information that the stolen items were seen in unauthorised places.

“Acting on information that some suspected vehicles belonging to the Rivers State Government were seen parked in unauthorised yards, the command recovered three Coaster buses, two 306 Peugeot, two Hummer buses and one 306 Peugeot,” Mohammad said.

He, however, pointed out that investigation was still ongoing with a view to recovering more of the stolen vehicles and property removed without authorisation from the Government House.

mistypiper:
wike na small boy doing gra gra.

Very beautiful interior decoration.

Are u wise at all? Wike shouted it loud since d first day he steped into govt house dat AMEAFOOL looted and emptied govt house wit proof to bak him up, conducted pressmen round d house for d whole world to SEE. U r here saying Wike na small small boy doing gra gra!.I pity Ameachi and his generation of LOOTERS.

Osho baba!! u can lie oooo

[quote author=lalasticlala post=31275316][/quote]APC what do U av to say

siraj1402:
MINISTER of National Planning, Dr Abubakar Sulaiman, has blamed continued onslaught of Boko Haram terrorists on Nigeria on alleged animosity the country shares with Francophone West African countries.

Speaking with journalists in Ilorin, Kwara State capital, at the weekend, the minister, who said Nigeria should revisit its Francophone policy, added that the issue of Boko Haram insurgency was political and, fundamentally, military.

“First, the issue of terrorism is global, regional and sub-regional. Second, the terrorism we have in Nigeria has internal and external dimensions to it. Some of the terrorists are not just Nigerians; they are not operating from Nigeria; they are operating from Nigerian borders and they have some back up from neighbouring countries.

“When you look at Nigeria’s history, we have been consistent in the kind of animosity we share with the Francophone West African countries. Nigeria should revisit, for instance, its francophone policy. We should look at the French policy on Nigeria. We should look at the position of France to Nigeria security. We should look at what has been, over the years, the strategy in the area of politics. What have been the relation, attitude, orientation, conduct and posture of France to Nigeria?

“Again, we need to go back to what had been the attitude of France and French government to the Boko Haram issue in our effort to fight terrorism.

“I don’t think Boko Haram is having its ways because government is not working. It is having its way because we are not getting enough support from the sub region. It’s fundamental.

“Third, people should be mindful of one thing when they try to criticise President Goodluck Jonathan on the issue of terrorism. We should know that when it comes to fighting terrorism, counter-terrorism and warfare, presidents do not go to war. It’s the handiwork of the armed forces. It’s the primary responsibility of the military. And let me say this, the Nigerian armed forces today is being dominated by Northerners and the Boko Haram spate is in the North. If there is a problem there, we look at our tactics, military operation and suspect some subversive tendencies in the armed forces.

“The Inspector-General of Police (IGP) is from the North. The National Security Adviser (NSA) is from the North. The Chief of Defence Staff (CDS) is from the North. So, why must anyone blame the president? I think we should appreciate what the man is doing by mobilising all these forces.

“So, if there’s problem, we should ask questions from the military and troops. Warfare or counter-terrorism is not just about the president. A lot of factors come in military strategy. And one of it is what I call Grand National strategy. I think we should appreciate the president on what he has done and see how we can collectively devise other mechanisms to get solution to the problem, rather than heaping blame on president.

“Yes, it’s a political issue, but fundamentally, a military issue. And I am not saying they have not tried,” he said.

Troops kill terrorists in Ashaka raids

In another development, fleeing terrorists reportedly managed to retrieve three truckloads of their dead members, following defeat in Ashaka when they were engaged by security operatives.

The defeated terrorists, who arrived in a large convoy of 30 vehicles, motorcycles and equipment, were on a mission to take control of Ashaka.

The troops, it was gathered, were aware of the terrorists’ intention to take over Ashaka, after their operation in Bajoga and its environs in Gombe State.

The terrorists, however, destroyed some equipment of the troops before fleeing the location.

According to defence Twitter handle, “we lost close to a dozen soldiers. We die; t is noble. Lest any form of terrorists rejoice.”

Over 10 soldiers also died in the battle, while those who were wounded are being treated in military hospitals.


http://tribune.com.ng/news/top-stories/item/23542-france-aiding-boko-haram-minister-alleges

Drone007:
S on point: The old Nigeria Armed Forces effectively used Chadians, Nigerien, Burkinabe and other Francophone West Africans of the Muslim faith in committing atrocities during the Nigeria Civil War!

APC in the house what's ur view about this

The governor of the people. unlike Jonathan's useless azz. [/b][/quote]. U are useless too so u want jonathan to ride bycicle to ur village abi?or where do u want him to ride to?