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18 years old?? marriage?? ..


just negodu :/ I have nothing to say..

prof800:
Honey kwa?
Plus who dash dem toothpick?


It is just caramelized sugar and broomstick. It used to sell for around 25kobo.

jesu kreste :0 .. you don old oooo..
make you kuku teleport at once go back

are they playing masquerade??...




make I sit down here in case

ebonyeyes88:
Word of advice, keep that shiiiiitttt to yourself. Stop telling Nairaland your business. You're a man you know what to do. Come on, why do you need anyone input? Scary azz.

I created this thread May 2015 oo.
I don't understand why it resurrected?
besides that shit was when I was a novice in the game..
shit can't happen again.

ANTONINEUTRON:
LoL

U dey find android programmer nd na dis means u fit use deceive piple

Laughs... All na sense na

Raydos:
I Never Thought You Could Do This To Me!


I Didn't Wanna Subscribe Today But You Deceived Me With Mere Headline.


I Didn't Even Know When I Shaperly Buy Card 1000 To Subscribe.


O.P You Bad Oooh

Lols.. Sorry na.. Oya gimme ur number make I buy am back











Na joke o

Cos to dem ur a piece of walking shiet.. Poo head.

65.. chisos!!

Wanna be friends? Add me on whatsapp.. 08182349965

CharlesNneji1:
Missed me?

Hell yeah!!!!!!

I'm fhuckin done with love... I rather be a flirt!! Fhuck girls!!

Shecow daughter

Gbaghan:
Aside from no.6, everything else on that list makes you a fool before her! yes, i just said a fool! you cannot get a girl you love by displaying all that shit you wrote up there... believe me, it is going to be a show of shame! To tell her i love you is okay, but you've got to prove it by going beyond just texting her 'good morning' 'good night' etc... let your body language do the job! talk less, act more. simple

Exactly!!
bro na God go bless you!!
You just took it out of my mind..

this was all what i used to do whem suddenly she strted losing interest and i had to stop and do the exact opposite (dont do anytin at all, just make her jealous) to get.her back

Op this is total POO except for no 6













Okpoloeye says so

Segeggs:
Can someone kindly tell me, cos am considering buying one of those to promote my site?

i have a page of 12,700 likes 4 sale
here is my number 08182349965

damn!!..so funny!!!
















that my eyes Nealy popped out!!..










okpoloeye

damn!!..so funny!!!

starlingslimnet:
Your destiny is at stake

how do you mean? ;-/

nicerichard05:
After u don share ur own finish, u dey advice person to keep her own till weddn nite. Lolz

starlingslimnet:
Somebody should borrow OP brain charger he need to charge his brain.....

right after you finish charging yours..

Number 9 got me going


1.Secretly, girls want all of your ex-
girlfriends to be beautiful. This is the easiest
way for girls to compare their beauty with
others. If your girlfriend is searching through
your Facebook list for ex-girlfriends, it is
probably so that she can see how pretty they
are.

2.Surprisingly, girls actually enjoy when you
don’t call them back the next day, especially
if you came on strong the day before. You
will be constantly on their mind as they
ponder everything that could have gone
wrong.

3.On a first date, most girls will refuse to
shave their legs. This is the best way to stay
out of your bed and leaves you wanting to
see them again. Usually they will also wear
unflattering underwear on a first date as well
for the same reason.

4.At a party, girls will see the sexy women
faster than they will see the sexy guys. They
always want to know where their
competition is and how they stack up against
the other girls in the room.

5.There are times when girls will fake it, just
so you will let them go to sleep. At times, it
may be difficult for them to realize when they
are faking it and when they are not because
the line of faking it and not is very thin.

6.Girls like sex to be a bit rough. Secretly
they are looking for you to take charge and
show a bit of aggression. They may never
admit it, but they love to relinquish the
control to you.

7.Girls will pretend that they need help in
order to get you to do things for them. Not
only does this make you feel better about
yourself, but you are doing something that
they do not want to do themselves.

8.Don’t think your sex details are safe
secrets from your girlfriend’s friends. More
than likely, your girl discusses every detail
(good and bad) with her entire group of
friends. Comparing notes is important!

9.You may be great, but your girl will still
think about her ex-boyfriends from time to
time. More than likely, your girl is stalking
her ex’s via social media and imagining
what their lives would be like if they were
with them rather than you.

free to add yours

CharlesNneji1:
Thank you, bro.

CharlesNneji1 pls i need ur advice on this.
www.nairaland.com/2303118/first-sex-virgin-girlfriend-advice#33567391

ronald4lif:
Are you a virgin yourself?

Ehmm.. Yes and i need matured advice on this

ronald4lif:
What exactly is the matter? That she's a virgin or she want to have sex? Or that you're also a v?.

She is a virgin and wants to break it with me!!!..

ronald4lif:
What exactly is the matter? That she's a virgin or she want to have sex? Or that you're also a v?.

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Nneka123:
What don't you get? Your girlfriend ready to have sex with you or what?

Carry your okpoloeye and do the needful, not everything should be a problem to others.

some people sha *shakes head*
i just need your advice not quarel. thanks

izzyboy10:
Dont forget to use condom...

sure thing bro ;-)

Nneka123:
Are you not old enough to recite the Alphabets?

dont get you?..abeg na serious mata b dis

my girlfriend who is a virgin just told me she wants to have sex . i was shocked at first but it seems shes serious about it. so romancelanders please help me out here!!

Still learning sha. still have some problems though :-(

wow...skiped my mind!!!
nice one op

okpoloeye