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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by OkpumOji(m): 5:46pm On May 19, 2015
I VOTE TOHPAHZ
CC NLJEGA
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Do Doctors Do This?(photo) by OkpumOji(m): 4:43am On May 10, 2015
They are allergic to escritura bueno.. Jst like pat wuld say "eundo treuma"

Bt remember ; If e no be MISS TOHPAHZ e no fit be MISS NAIRALAND

Ain't no words to describe dis MISS Bt if i were to go spanish i wil call her ENCANTADA DAMA so uuii in nature.

Celebrities / Re: Wife Sells Off Her Husband $40m Private Jet And Holiday Mansion (PHOTO) by OkpumOji(m): 4:35am On May 10, 2015
As I no come read as e take happen... E go beta make i just shiit 4 here and waka jejely on my own..

Bt remember ; If e no be MISS TOHPAHZ e no fit be MISS NAIRALAND

Ain't no words to describe dis MISS Bt if i were to go spanish i wil wil call her ENCANTADA DAMA so uuii in nature.

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Romance / Re: I Will Give A Kia Rio To The Winner Of Miss Nairaland 2015 + Pics by OkpumOji(m): 4:21am On May 10, 2015
francbadoo:
How do I vote
Just goto the closest polling unit near ur area n cast ur vote bt remember dis; If e no be MISS TOHPAHZ e no fit be MISS NAIRALAND

Ain't no words to describe dis MISS Bt if i were to go spanish i wil call her ENCANTADA DAMA so uuii in nature.

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Celebrities / Re: This How Floyd Mayweather Thank The World For Their Support ( Photo ) by OkpumOji(m): 3:56am On May 10, 2015
Ok.. Ah don hear... Oya go tell am say i don hear...
I believe one day i wil beat d hell out of u...






Hahaha so u been tink say na MayWeather i go beat.
Taaa osiso na u u u u

Bt remember ; If e no be MISS TOHPAHZ e no fit be MISS NAIRALAND

Ain't no words to describe dis MISS Bt if i were to go spanish i wil call her ENCANTADA DAMA so uuii in nature.

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Celebrities / Re: You Won't Believe It's Iyanya, Checkout This Throw Back Photo by OkpumOji(m): 3:47am On May 10, 2015
Really... Ok naa

Bt remember ; If e no be MISS TOHPAHZ e no fit be MISS NAIRALAND

Ain't no words to describe dis MISS Bt if i were to go spanish i wil call her ENCANTADA DAMA
so uuii in nature.... hulalaaaa

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Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Allows Man Feel Her Butt (PHOTO) by OkpumOji(m): 3:37am On May 10, 2015
Ok... As he dey feel am...make i go feel my own for houz jore... Today na world feeling day

Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by OkpumOji(m): 3:21am On May 10, 2015
If e no be MISS TOHPAHZ e no fit be
MISS NAIRALAND

T = Tested
O = Original
H = Heroine
P = Pretty
A = Angelic
H = Humble
Z = Zealous

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Politics / Re: Mujahid Dokubo-asari Blasts Nigerians Over Hypocrisy Against Ibos by OkpumOji(m): 3:05am On May 10, 2015
I just dey watch my naija brodas... Dis same people claim dat we are bad yet dey are afraid of letting us go because dey knw wot dey wil loose.... Oh Naija, wot a higihaga we r in.. I believe dat one day Biafra shall stand n multiply.... Naija is an act of stuledium ligua maza. Ahh weep 4 u pipl

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Education / Re: Advice Needed, Is Kegite A Social Club Or Cult Group? by OkpumOji(m): 2:45am On May 10, 2015
STPEACE:
Please, i just like this group called kegite, i like the way they do there things, the way the gyrate, most especially, i like there slangs(vibration)
But i met one of their member last 4months in nekede, i expressed my interest to join the group. Since then me and him has became friend. He has taught me some of the swahil languajah(language) i can even vibrate fluently on bases of ihe anuru na nti. But i was surprised when i asked him how can i become their member, he said i need to be librated. I asked him how? He said before i become there member, i must be yanshitorize in the bush, i must be bended and blended by the fore fatherses and seventeen mamasis. I dnt understand that, so i want to know if they are cult group or just a social club as they normally claims. Thanks.
Eyiaa don't even go dia if u wanna progress in life.. Dat shiit has alot of spiritual effects attached to it... You may take it as normal tin bt it's not.... It's a step to cultism, b4 u knw it some of dia members wil introduce u to anoda cult group.... It's a potential cult group....if u really need to join a group, i advice u find a bible study group or better stil join a church group.. U gat so many tins to do for d lord.

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Romance / Re: Pen*s Enlargement Gone Wrong (photos) by OkpumOji(m): 2:32am On May 10, 2015
EroticAngelina:
Gosh. no woman will agree to have sex with him even for money.
that thing is too big. its as if he is carrying yam there.
Women dey do their own, Men too dey do embarassed diaris God o!
No be una dey like big tin, make e dey touch all d bending corners..... As e don done nw una com dey spk shit... If ah hear say u no like am eehh.

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Phones / Re: MTN’S Apptitude Offers 30 Days Of Free Browsing For Nigerians by OkpumOji(m): 2:23am On May 10, 2015
unyours:
Op that thing no deh work jor. I don send APP in different form:
app
App
APP
aPp
APp
ApP
aPP
apP

No one gree work...
Actually, it's not ur fault.
Try flipping ur Phone upside down for 7 consecutive times, den remove ur sim 4rm d phone and send it again witout d sim inside... I jst recieved mine nw and even accumulated 7 of it. Thank me later

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Education / Re: Photo: See How A Mathematician Proved 0 Divided By 0 Equals 2 by OkpumOji(m): 2:13am On May 10, 2015
emekachimek:


What he did was: (100-100)=10^2 - 10^2 which is wrong. -100 does not have a square root but u can have square of -100 which is equal to +10000. ONLY POSITIVE NUMBERS HAVE SQUARE ROOTS BUT ALL NUMBERS HAVE SQUARES. He failed it when he factorized -100 as 10^2: It is wrong.
U garrit bro... D guy is dead wrong... He knws dat bt he's just trying to fool around.

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