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From Ojodu, its just a straight road to third mainland.
Locate the road leading to third mainland bridge

I stay in Ikoyi.

If ur car is fast enough, 30mins u don enter ikoyi

Why am I not seeing
AUSTIN "JAY JAY" OKOCHA

A great leader no one saw his visions..

#1500 how may yards

NomzyJust:
What about your head?

You can live without a penis man.

if head go I die. What's living without penis??

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If she no open leg, we kpansh olôsho

IGoComotYaTeeth:
You too like woman

na man I wan like before??

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Pick an idiot, give him a uniform and watch how stupidity would add to the idiotic nature.

I hope he was injured seriously..

All of them just dey die ..

Abeg dear death, when would you visit Bourdillon and Aso rock??

After scratching my balls, the smell is heavenly

He would smell like death

hopexter:
You’ve said the rubbish needed to hear

my rubbish dey learn work for him own rubbish

All i can say is

IGBO AMAKA

When dating a lady, the signs would be boldly written.

You were so engrossed in her beauty you refused to see her flaws.

I met one and when her demand started going above my budget, I gave her RED CARD. She didnt care about me only her wants were her top priority. All she could offer was mind blowing sex.
She was a true definition of a liability.

Dear guys, never date a jobless girl, or a woman who doesn't see a future in view.
I rest my case

They're at it again.

No presence of rule of law in this country anymore.

Sue them to court and they'll ignore court orders.

I blame Buhari, that fool has no respect for the rule of law so his cohorts are following his Fulani foot step.

Dear Buhari, I curse the day ur mama born you and the day ur papa release inside ur mama Fulani Nyánsh

Buy one bag of beans, everyday, let them be picking beans, it would keep them occupied enough

Vanity crew food don land oo, come down and talk rubbish..

Looking for Righteousness2 to come and say rubbish

The difference between ur feeling and weed feeling is
You can't feel itself, but if you're weed you go just dey cruise on itself.

Go and smoke warri weed, you'll go get urself

Cut my penis??

Even that madness dey mad gan.

Most important part of my body

Bekind123:
Kai, walaihi you be bag of fun.

we dey land of cruise..

All work and no play made Buhari dumb, I don't wanna be dumb

Na their godfather dey on top..

Touch them and receive torture.

Federal Republic of Cowgeria

I was an Arsenal fan,
After enduring years of psychological torment from them, I've decided to give up on them.

I am clubless, I'm just interested in watching good football.

Arsenal is about to break their relegation record. Watch and see.

How about only weekend 5odds the 5 odds would be a combination of (Friday, Saturday and Sunday) just 5 odd

Mad ooo
Mad ooo

No words can really explain

Angelfrost:
If na Nigeria, there will not be a single Iguana on that beach to begin with...

we and hunger na 5&6

A) in a guys house there is 85% chance its gonna happen there.

Then if the guy no get chair, and na only him bed dey the room, dear sister, that one na 99.9%.

At Ikorodu you say?
That is 240 million per plot??

This must be a joke.

Hope they have now registered with Cooperate Affairs Commission. C.A.C

Our Hon. Minister for Kidnapping and Banditry Gumi would enlighten us