edunaragold:
Back in 2016 went to platuea state for a tour,few days later my cosmate told me to help him out with my room to entertain his gf ,only for me to come back from duty and see how my bed was messed up with the girl's squirts on my bed, I was like damn this dude really finish this babe ooo. Next time am locking my room,

SimplyFacts:


Don't forget there are still some NLers who can buy your present & future at a go.

Jolomenas:

My present and my future?
Hihihi I laugh in Spanish
Do you even know me?

Ogynz:
Well, we had a few cousin visits and they were supposed to stay about 2weeks and I was so happy to see my cousin. Because it been a long ago. The 4 of us were living together in one Room( me my bro and this boy and his sister) my mom and dad live in the other room. So long as they stayed we all had fun, but to cut the story. This boy Frank which is my cousin bro, I'm kinda suspect his sorting behavior. Okay, But we're all cool. Until the day, there were about to live. It's oblivious cuz I was not around when dey was living. Could be live they made away with all my sim card( I had about 10sims and all MTN) guys how much be sim for your area now.

Okay, that one no do am em come also vanish my thousand Naira note! That's my experience.

Bolarineliza202:

But you enjoyed it so what brings about the hatred

Sonnobax15:

I was in school then...One night, around 11 p.m,my then roomie came home from a birthday party with 7 girls.....Just imagine....When I asked the dude,he said they were suppose to go to their various homes but they were later informed that police were arresting people for late hours movement...So that was why had to help them out.
I understood him and I had to obliged.....

Wetin cor pain me na be say these girls had to go to where my pot of soup was and they dished soup and eba without my consent.....The funny thing was that that was the first time I cooked banga soup....

The following morning,i realized the soup has already got soured..Very annoying and lose kinda girls...

DSC7:



You sef get spirit?....

Problem no dey finish ooooo.....


Show us the picture of your spirit, i want to check something.....

edunaragold:
Back in 2016 i went to platuea state for a tour,few days later my cosmate told me to help him out with my room to entertain his gf ,only for me to come back from duty next day and see how my bed was messed up with the girl's squirts on my bed,I was like damn this dude really finish this babe ooo.next time am locking my room,

franxalive:


WHAT MAKES SIN ENJOYABLE
Is well with you

Jolomenas:

Nairaland is a place where people with 100mb hang around

Drsnives:

Everybody get na, where you come from

livebyday:


You reason likes low budget under the bridge thug

I am Sure you sell slippers or pure water in traffic for a living

PlayMaker14:
Back then at Asaba, I have this friend of mine called Franklin, dude came to my house one Sunday morning requesting that I drop my keys for him to use my place on Monday morning to entertain one of his numerous Female friends because his girlfriend is still at his apartment.
I said no problem, and showed him where to get a condom should incase.

He came with the lady, and after their time together, she left. When I returned from work, I noticed the bedsheets was scattered, so I quickly changed it, then I went to the kitchen, I was shocked and angry at what I saw there.


My last tuber of Yam is what they prepared to entertain themselves and couldn't dispose the yam peel properly.

I went straight to his house, I saw him drinking Chi Exotic juice on top my yam when he consume. I just enter he kitchen, carry 5 packs of Noddles from the carton and 4 eggs. He just dey laugh as I dey go.

PlayMaker14:
Back then at Asaba, I have this friend of mine called Franklin, dude came to my house one Sunday morning requesting that I drop my keys for him to use my place on Monday morning to entertain one of his numerous Female friends because his girlfriend is still at his apartment.
I said no problem, and showed him where to get a condom should incase.

He came with the lady, and after their time together, she left. When I returned from work, I noticed the bedsheets was scattered, so I quickly changed it, then I went to the kitchen, I was shocked and angry at what I saw there.


My last tuber of Yam is what they prepared to entertain themselves and couldn't dispose the yam peel properly.

I went straight to his house, I saw him drinking Chi Exotic juice on top my yam when he consume. I just enter he kitchen, carry 5 packs of Noddles from the carton and 4 eggs. He just dey laugh as I dey go.

OgaRico:



Hey man, is not about getting the message or not. The plain truth is that you can't write in English properly(that is what he is pointing out for you to know and learn from).

With what you wrote above,I'm going to assume that you are still in JSS3 or below.

Bolarineliza202:

But you should not have done it in the first place,you should know that it will later make you sad,it's not as if she forced you from what you posted.

lildonn222:
A class mate of secondary school payed me a visit.He said he's on his way to a nearby town and decided to visit me and would also like to spend the night,I was happy to see him, served him correct dinner,chatted for hours before I dozed off.
Unfortunately for me he disappeared with my two cellphones the following morning ,it's been four years now and I've never ever see or heard of him again .I've learned my lesson ever since no more visitors in my house.

trippleKAY:
I serve my guy food (beans & macaroni)
He removed the spoon and told me to bring fork for him. I was like WTF Even me wa get food na spoon I use. Told him to drop the food if him no want o

Carparts888:
Shitting in a smelly watery shit in my toilet without flushing�

DSC7:


Asin state of Origin?

johnsmhelia15:

I wasn't the one who made the mistake but you quote my statement.

pennywys:
you supposed collect pussy in return
That's how it's being done here

Juliusmomoh:


But you sha get the message abi?

PlayMaker14:
Back then at Asaba, I have this friend of mine called Franklin, dude came to my house one Sunday morning requesting that I drop my keys for him to use my place on Monday morning to entertain one of his numerous Female friends because his girlfriend is still at his apartment.
I said no problem, and showed him where to get a condom should incase.

He came with the lady, and after their time together, she left. When I returned from work, I noticed the bedsheets was scattered, so I quickly changed it, then I went to the kitchen, I was shocked and angry at what I saw there.


My last tuber of Yam is what they prepared to entertain themselves and couldn't dispose the yam peel properly.

I went straight to his house, I saw him drinking Chi Exotic juice on top my yam when he consume. I just enter he kitchen, carry 5 packs of Noddles from the carton and 4 eggs. He just dey laugh as I dey go.