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Phones / Re: Celtel Web Activation & Settings! by Ola2nji(m): 9:34pm On Jul 04, 2008
Here is my email address honsule Tunjiland4life@yahoo.com please send me the settings.thanks as you do so
Forum Games / Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by Ola2nji(m): 10:40pm On Mar 15, 2008
I like reading funny jokes!
Forum Games / Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by Ola2nji(m): 10:39pm On Mar 15, 2008
I like reading funny jokes!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am Lonely by Ola2nji(m): 5:24pm On Nov 17, 2007
Are you really lonely?
Jokes Etc / Re: What The Hack? by Ola2nji(m): 5:20pm On Nov 17, 2007
Monica leave them no matter Wetin dem talk abeg ask them wey the joke wey them post?
Jokes Etc / Re: Pretty Girl Went To Church by Ola2nji(m): 5:11pm On Nov 17, 2007
LMAO pastor sef don carry am! Wat a pity
Jokes Etc / Re: You Must Have Seen It by Ola2nji(m): 4:56pm On Nov 17, 2007
You ought to kall dis kolomental
Jokes Etc / Re: Hardened Criminals by Ola2nji(m): 4:53pm On Nov 17, 2007
Heard that before. Not funny though!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Be Re-united with Old Friends! by Ola2nji(m): 12:39am On Nov 07, 2007
Hi my name is IBRAHIM ADEOYE i attented kings college kano. Finished my sec school around 2003 any friend from the set that graduated then should please get in touch.here is my mobile number 08027977630 and my email ad Tunjiland4life@yahoo.com. Thanks
Jokes Etc / Hoshimota! by Ola2nji(m): 12:22am On Nov 07, 2007
An american business man was on a trip in japan and he hires a hooker(ashi). The whole night the japanese hooker kept screaming 'hoshimota' 'hoshimota' though he didnt understand what she was saying but he is sure he pleased her to the best of his ability. The next morning he went to play golf with his japanese business partner, he made a hole-in-one(he took a shot straight to the hole gutting the golf ball once) and everyone was congratulating him in japanese language and he cant think of anything to say but 'hoshimota'. His japanese friend was a bit angry and he asked "what do you mean its in the wrong hole". lol
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need The Right Answer To This Question by Ola2nji(m): 11:03pm On Nov 06, 2007
I mean p**nis
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need The Right Answer To This Question by Ola2nji(m): 11:02pm On Nov 06, 2007
Sorry i mean to write penis and not private. T9 mode mistake.
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need The Right Answer To This Question by Ola2nji(m): 10:59pm On Nov 06, 2007
The right answer is penis cos its so light that even a thought can raise it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Jokes Etc / I Need The Right Answer To This Question by Ola2nji(m): 4:04pm On Nov 06, 2007
What do you think is the lightest thing in the world? Send in your answers!
Jokes Etc / Re: Why? by Ola2nji(m): 4:00pm On Nov 06, 2007
Have you ever wonder why A B C D E F are used for bra sizes? Check out 4 the meaning A: for almost there boobs B: for barely there boobs C: for can do boobs D:for damn good boobs E:for enormous boobs and F:for fake boobs. Abi na lie?
Phones / Re: Activation Of Celtel Line For Gprs by Ola2nji(m): 12:54am On Nov 06, 2007
Here is my email address too Tunjiland4life@yahoo.com
Jokes Etc / Copying From The Original by Ola2nji(m): 12:33am On Nov 06, 2007
In the biology class the teacher asked the students to draw a female reproductive system, a girl named blessing was to shy that shes facing down a little boy siting close to her yells ."sir! Shes copying from the original"
Jokes Etc / Its Funny Though by Ola2nji(m): 12:26am On Nov 06, 2007
A mother was scolding her daughter shouting "i dont like the guy you are going out with he is too dumb" no Mama her daughter replied " he is going to be a medical doctor cos he has already cured me of that illness that i use to have every month" lol
Jokes Etc / Why? by Ola2nji(m): 12:19am On Nov 06, 2007
Have you ever wonder why 99% of girls have a bigger left breast? Its because 99% of the guys are right handed! Lol

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