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Hey house, pls i nid advice, what options are available for people who cannot afford to go to UNI but have their WAEC, pls i rly nid advice, my colleague is trying to help her driver by putting him somewhere he can learn somethn useful, and become a better person,

i nid ideas like them computer skls,management skls and thngs, pls guys, this is urgent,

hey house, iv bin invited for interview, its on thurs 31st, for all those who have, i have some in house tips, pls be prop. dreesed, very organised,have your facts str8 oh, date of birth, wen u entered skl and all that, there wil be two interviews so be prepared, come with all ur credentials and their photocopies, u must have at least credit in maths and english, 2 sittings at least, pls smile, do not attempt to shake the interviewers unles they attempt to shake you, do not sit until they tell u to,
hope this helps, all the best guys,

the test was fine, I give God thanks, we will know by today, it wasnt difficult,
english was passage then options like true,false,cannot say, that knid of stuff,
then logical reasoning, had all those, pik the odd one out type of questions, and number series questions, just general stuff sha, Gmat wld be a good book to study for the test,

well brodipo, u dont know wot conditions they are in so dont chastize anyone ok, im not into the whole impersonating/gate crashn thng myself but it has worked for some peole and thrs no harm in trying, give them a break,

TEST INVITATION-Thurs,24/7/08.1.30pm.DBPlc Training School,Eleganza Plaza,Sagittarius Blk,Wharf Rd,Apapa,Lag.Come wit passport pic,pen,pencil,valid ID&this SMS

this is exactly how the text message apperars on my fone, every dot,every comma, just exactly how it is.

you must be joking, whatthis is ludicrous, im a born again xtian but even then, how can u expel someone for, this is jus embarrasn, im highly dissapointed,

girls, now iv got some corny replies to guys and their useless pik up lines,
guy: wot wld u say if i asked u to marry me,
girl: nothn, i cant talk and laff at the same time.loooolll

guy: is that seat empty?
girl: no, but this one will be soon, lmaoooooo

guy: whr have u been all my life
girl: uh, hiding from u,

lol, u gotta laff abeg, guys, thnkn theyr so smart,

the test is on the 24th at diamond training skl on wharf road, apapa, at 1.30 pm, yes i received a text message inviting me for the test, this is wot the test is like accordn to a source
DIAMOND BANK
Diamond test lasts for 1hr

It comprises 3 parts:
Part I
Simple Maths (1-10)
Chart/Graph Interpretation/Analysis (11-15)

Part II
English (1-10), e.g White:Black, Up: ?
Sentence completion/Appropriate fill in (11-15)

Part III
Critical/Logic Reasoning (1-10)
Series/Sequence (11-15)

all the best people and pray for me pls.

papyahun, i truly see how silly u are, wots my biznis if u are in suspense, i sed i would put the details once i have them, is that not good enough for u,
anyways for the other nairalanders,
the test is on 24th july, at DBPlc training skl apapa, at 1.30pm, im not sure bout gate crashers because your asked to come with the text message diamond sent, and for the guy who answered my question, may God bless u, thnk u so much,

pls and pls keep us informed with wen the next etb test is, God bless

u know, i was watchin this video, u know how people have video camras and take shots of their kids and thngs, so a mom asks her 3-yr old daughter wot she wld do if a monster came into her room, u wont belive her reply,
kid: i would kick his ass,
mum: what, why?
kid: cos he's gonna come in here (the monster) and he's gonna kick my ass,
mum: (laffin so hard) wll thats not a nice word, u shld say kick his butt.
kid: ooooooooooohhhhhh,
it was hilarious,

its true they are calling, i will give you details as soon as i have them, i am expecting a text message with details, pls do u know wot their test format is like??and wots their entry level take home pay??

hey guys. ihave just been invited for a diamond bank test. i will have the details on here as soon as i receive them, please what shld i expect, wots their test scheme like??i nid this asap.
by the way, wots the entry level pay like,

please guys, wen is the next test coming up??

hey guys, please let us know wen the etb test is holding or at least when they are recruiting, pleeezzzz,

how can u even consider afribankdnt try it oh!!!

Amen oh!!!thanks for your prayers, n congrats

wot is wrong with u people??these posts should not be here,

geez, people people, he he, typical nigerians, i knew id get hateful replies, its just so much fun to be d odd one out,
for d lunatic who called me useless, ur d useless one and not me, i never insulted anyone so who or wot gives u d right to insult me,
every one is entitled to their own opinion, d fact u dont agree wiv mine gives u no ryt to let ur silly fingers type in wot ur silly mind was thinking, u silly child, n for those who said im probably not pretty and approachable, u r soo wrong cuz i definitely am,
gongo aso, i looove ur comment, i dnt know how blind u people r to notice that dis dude is jus winding everybody up, n his story is just fiction, twins sha!!!yeah ryt,

ur very silly, y didnt u think bout God before u went n started sleeping wiv ur girl friend, now u want Him to bail u out, lucky for u, He is a kind and merciful God,
even if ur dat stupid, y didnt u use a condom, y didnt she take pills or smfin?both of u r ridiculous,

why are they attacking nigerians??

Nairalanders, what are we doing to stop this?
The present state of this great nation is apalling, there is no sector that is functioning as it should be.
What kind of officials do we have? why are we allowing this to go on.
youth of the land, this is our land now, what are we going to leave for our children?
People!!! don't let the present situation of this country dictate how we live.
We should lead and life should follow, not the other way round.
Nairalanders, what are we doing?

to buzatech, its a tactic they use to get u uncomfortable, most pple fall for this and think maybe they havnt said enuff so they now start goin on and on and on, if u fell the stare is gettn too long, u could just politely ask if thr's anything they want you to clear up for them,
never ever fall for it,

i totally get u jo, dont mind themmthe job myt have been more than just being a store keeper sha but if it was, i wldnt have accepted it either, i know wot im worth, u cant just take wot life hands u becuz u think u dont have a choice, i have a choice, i went to schl, i know wot im worth n the fact that prime didnt see wot ur worth duznt mean that u shld now take a job that u think is degrading,
i have a personal philosophy that i will NEVER look for jobs, but they'l look for me so store keeper, hellll no!!!

yes iv applied and it went, just go to their website and fill the online form,

guys pls how does this happen??are we to upload our cv's onto their websites or wot, firms like kimberly ryan, dragnet, phillips n co, how can we get them to call us for tests??

how can u make such a private thng so public??
besides, wotchu doin havn sex, r u married??

just google it, ul see lots there,

step one should be learning how to spell it first, its AUTO CAD, all d best

everybody is saying they wld like to work thr, why?its jus cuz of the take home pay n nothin else, the only motivating factor in naija now seems to just be money, well i guess i understand that considering the ridiculously high cost of living n low income.
to be honest,all banks need to provide beta working conditions for their staff, wot gud is all the money in the world if u have no health, time or peace of mind to spend it??
all in all, i would prefer somewhr else,