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Despite secrecy behind their relationship, latest reports have it that the traditional marriage ceremony between Nollywood actress, Funke Akindele and her rapper lover, JJC Skillz is currently ongoing.

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Popular Nollywood actress, Funke Akindele, is currently having a traditional wedding ceremony to her rapper heartthrob, Abdul Rasheed Bello also known as JJC Skillz at an unconfirmed location.

Wazobia FM Lagos OAP, Lolo 1, who is present at the wedding, shared a picture of guests at the ceremony on Instagram and captioned it, “Live at #Jenifas wedding @funkeakindele Hml ore mi.”

congratulation, guys let's congratulate her...

queencalipso:
your bros Bea!! are you for real? what happened to your own Bea? and you want others to post their Bea's pic.

smh for you.

the problem is that am still single i have NO bae

KashyBaby:
U shud drop ur boo's pic & not ur brother's girl...

the problem is that am still single i have NO bae

vizkiz:
you said we should upload pictures of our bae and you went ahead and uploaded a picture of your bro's bae... For that I am calling you a Mumu

the problem is that am still single i have NO bae

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please no insult this is just for fun.

this my bro bae is the most beautiful lady have ever set my eyes on in Nigeria, if your bae fine pass her, drop her photos in the comment box ...

let see if you proud of your bae.. the problem is that am still single i have NO bae

My bro bae deserve Miss World

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My GF has a really bad breath…and it kills me whenever we kiss! You know those “Yellow stuffs” at the other side of the teeth? – She’s got them there! Plenty! Eww….I just really don’t know how to tell her..Hopefully she’d stumble upon this post and know she’s the one I’m referring to, since she was the one who introduced me to your blog and comedy skits.

Thing is, I don’t really love her again, we’ve been dating for like 2 years now..She’s the clingy type, and she doesn’t realize I don’t want her again! We fight and quarrel, but she’d be the one to apologize..sometimes I intentionally put up a fight, but she’d let it go.

I’ve told myself times without number that “I’m gonna break up with her today”…But when I remember her boo,bs and the sex….Damn!

I recall the last time we had se,x after the act..she tried to kiss me..and I was so disgusted! “Her bad breath..Coupled with the ‘Mouth-job she gave me”…eww..But I didn’t show it..

The only reason I’ve not ended things with her is because I’m just keeping her for sex. Now my question is, How do I tell her she’s got mouth odour? 2. What should I do to break up with her? I really wanna let her go…I’m tired of the relationship! But she ISN’T! Ahan!

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this has caused many argument between my and my friends in real life and social media, some are saying she is the most beautiful lady in Nigeria, while some are saying she's not, that's why i bring it here on Nairaland, for Nairalanders to judge, do you also agree she is the most beautiful lady in Nigeria?

see more of her photos bellow..

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Do you agree she is the most beautiful girl in nigeria??

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Please Advice Me: My Boyfriends Leave Me After I Lend Him & His Family 10M my Father’s Money

I need you to advice me on a particular issue that keeps affecting my relationships. I am a young lady of 24 and my last three relationships have ended now because of the same issue, money. I finished school at 22 and was able to secure a good job which pays me well.

When I like a guy, I can do anything for him and my last three boyfriends borrow money from me a lot. I noticed that when I start asking for my money back after some time, they get offended and quit the relationship.

My current boyfriend is not talking to me as I send you this email right now over the same issue of money. I am getting worrried that it could be spiritual. Please what can I do?

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Mark Angel comedy has taken comedy to the level with kid star comedienne Emmanuella, this wonderful kid has been performing great in Comdey Industry and am sure people love watching her comedy..

let make some fun, if you were a fans of Emmanuella or you have already watched one of her comedy before, just comment one of her word you remember bellow...

mine is => Yes its obvious, but we are not talking about your family here

oya drop yours.....

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I know this might sound stupid but am in love with my madam husband. The way he makes love to me in the office and penetrates my a.ss is out of this world , he does it very well and he has gotten me so addicted to him .

I know my madam has been nice to be and she takes me like a sister , but I just can’t help it , the man is too sweet .

But my pain now is that he said he won’t marry me , he can only allow me carry his baby , which I have agreed .

I just quit my job and am ready to carry his child , anything that will keep me close to him . I can’t miss his body . I don’t know how my madam found out and sent some guys to beat me up, but I used my pu.ssy work to keep them off and make them my spy .

Now I want to snatch him completely, please what are the tips ?? I need tips on how to snatch a man completely from another .

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Am newly wedded 5months to be precise pls help save my marriage Am 24 year old lady, I met my bf who’s now my husband in a eatery near my school we got talking and I liked his person,he’s cute and above all he works in a bank to cut it all short he’s just perfect for me,we started dating till he invited me over to his house, I was so glad that at least I will get to meet with someone in his family although he told me his brother stays with him.

That evening I visited, his brother wasn’t home not quit long we started talking he walked in geez this guy his even looking more handsome than my bf the way he smiled at me just melted my soul,we both greeted and he went into his room, seeing him walk alone into his room just make me start fantasizing about having him, it took me few minutes to realize what I was doing,he later came out and my bf formally introduced him to me I was so shocked to know he was running his PGD program in my school and sometimes he stays somewhere in an apartment he rented off campus just for the purpose of his program, he casually gave me the address and I stored it in my head,before leaving I requested for his number so I can call him to know when he’s in school he obliged my bf only smiled at our conversation.

A week after I placed a call through to him and asked if he was on campus he replied no but will let me know when he’s in,the next day he called me and said I should meet him at the park on campus I quickly rushed down to see him,we greeted and he hugged me,his hug was just the best I’ve ever had.

After talking for a while he said he’s leaving for his base off campus, hun opportunity I said to myself then I turned to him and ask if he could let me come with him so I will get to know where he stays, he said sure; get into the car so we drove down to his place,the closeness got closer till I achieved my aim which is we ended up having se.x,I wish he’s the one am dating but I just cannot do anything about it.

I got married to my husband a year later but through out this period I and his younger brother kept having affairs behind him not only that, I took in for him several times but had to use pills to get rid of it. until this last one I tried all the available pills but to no avail,now am confused on what to do am currently staying off campus for the fear of going back home I lied to my husband I will be writing my exams and so will be staying over for that period he agreed because he promised to always respect my decision, when he came visiting he noticed changes in me but not to the point of suspecting am pregnant.

His brother wants the pregnancy out at all cost and even threatened to kill me if I don’t get rid of it and fast too, he gave me huge sum of money to go get it off but am just too scared to go under the knife for fear of dying as a result of betraying my husband, what do I tell my husband, am newly wedded 5months to be precise, my life is just doomed right now, I know if he finds out am headed straight for a divorce because his family won’t accept this mess. I need your advice is There anyway I can maneuver this without going under the knife and save my marriage.

Pls do advice on what to do before my husband finds out.

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Please advise me on what to do. I know having a crush on your mom’s friend is not a cool thing to do. But the way she acts doesn’t help matters.

She call my romantic names, when ever she says I should come to her house hen she notice am there she puts on s*xy outfits that got me once jonzing. I was looking at her breast cuz I could see it all and she notice it and did nothing.

I once entered her room when she was dressing up and she didn’t even walk me out. She just kept on having discussions with me. Am bout to tell her I like her should I do that?please guys I need your advice on this please.

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From a Female reader.

Hello ,

I traveled to Lagos to buy clothes for my shop about two months ago and had to spend a few days in my sister’s place. I called her but her number wasn’t going through so when I got to Lagos I contacted her husband who told me that she went to Ogun State on official assignment. He agreed that I should come over and do my transaction from their house.

It was raining when I got there so I got soaked. They live in a one-bedroom apartment, so I had to go inside the room to change. I was really cold and was already wishing I had a man I could visit in Lagos when the unexpected happened. Due to the rain, my sister’s husband came in through a back door from the kitchen straight into the bedroom and I was completely na.ked. I couldn’t even bend down to pick my clothes. I was just standing there motionless until he grabbed me and, yes, we did it.

We didn’t feel any guilt, just laughed about it and I prepared food. We both ate, slept together and had se.x all night with each other. The sequence continued for the three days I spent in Lagos but after the first time we agreed he shouldn’t release his sperm inside me.

I am now back to Enugu where I do my business, but unfortunately I am six weeks pregnant. No man friend, no boyfriend, no se.x mate. So who will I give this pregnancy to? My sister’s marriage is less than a year and I just cannot mention this to her husband. The options I have thought of is either to kill myself or have an abortion. Is there any other way out of this mess I have gotten myself into? Please I need HELP, and I need it fast! Please Advice me.

Thanks.

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So this guy went to rob a store in Jos and almost escaped, but karma came knocking and his head got stuck in the burglary proof overnight! Lmao!!!

According to reports the place is known as PLATEAU CLUB (by GRA). The structure was erected by the Colonial Masters and its burglaries are said to be very strong. The burglar could have gained entrance from its ceiling but decided to exit through the burglary.

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I don’t know if he thought he is Groot, or Elasto Man. Smh

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you have anything to say about this, what do you think should be done for him??

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Fellow readers

Please Help A Brother…I newly married this beautiful young lady in her late 30’s, and was shocked with what i saw with my eyes the first night of our wedding,she ended up messing up my newly purchased bed which i bought to appease our marital life,Had i known she was a baby adult,i wouldn’t have gone into this marriage with her…No wonder she wouldn’t agree to sleepover at my place while we were dating,,,i never knew there was a skeleton in her cupboard.After i noticed the drained bed on our first night together,She ended up giving an excuse that maybe she had drank so much water during the day/stressful day. Ever since, she as been urinating on the bed, We end up going to spread our bed outside everyday to get heated by sun…I believe our neighbors would have started suspecting something of such nature due to the usual sunning of the bed….Fellow Nairalanders, I love this lady and i cant afford to loose her..Our marriage is just a week old..

Please Advise me on what to do because i am really out of my mind presently…..

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Hmm…

My girl friend is HIV/AIDS positive and we are into relationship not up to a month.
Though we have never had any Reproduction. She loves me so much as do i.

It has not being confirmed in any of the laboratory that she is HIV/AIDS positive. But a reliable source close to her affirm to me that she is a victim. Yes! I would have Carried out a test for her but if she refuses the test, my relationship with her will be slow. Because i will conclude that she is really HIV/AIDS positive.

Actually i don’t want her to feel as being stigmatize if she realizes I know about her predicament and at same time not being close to her as before. Am a health worker, and I have also seen series of HIV/AIDS signs and symptoms on her.

Please , I need your solemn advice. (advices..) should I try and conduct a test for her or just quit the relationship?
And if am to quit the relationship, how do I convince her? Love y’all.

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I must confess you are doing a good job , keep it up …….

My boyfriend is my problem
He loves s.ex so very much , yet he is a few seconds man and it’s beginning to reduce my life spam,He makes love to me least 7times a day. Even when am in school, he will call and beg ..
He bought me a car and tinted it and ever since,He just drives to any where I am Drive my car to a dark corner and make love to me .
My major anger is the 1min ,He just last 1min and his out panting Like he went to war .After one hour he will call again and Come and waste my precious time .It became very annoying because He just puts my body on fire and Waste my time , on some occasions I had to m.asturbate my way out.
I cheated on him last week with another guy,But my anger was that this same guy I cheated with was worse , his d.ick is dwarf in size, kept slipping in and out of my body …. In 30 seconds he poured .
I was so angry with myself that I cheated with rubbish .I want to break up with my boyfriend
And get another guy , but all I want ,To know is how to spot a guy with a Big d.ick .
How do I find them ?How do you know they have a big d.ick once u see them ?
I don’t want to go throwing my legs open cause am looking for .I need to know how to spot a big d.ick guy at first sight .

Admin please post asap I don’t want to keep wasting my time .

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I am messed up right now and I need your advice. I work in a company where I report directly to a lady. My woe started when I went to her office one day to pick up a file. As I entered her office, my phone rang so I decided to take the call. The call was a bit long so she decided to get the file for me from one of the file cabinets. As she bent for the bottom drawer her skirt tore terribly exposing her panties. The phone almost dropped from my hand. I tried to hurry out of the office but she called me back to help her go across the street to stitch it. I was almost frozen. Ever since then she has been disturbing me to sleep with her.

She said she gave me the job because she love me. I just got married and don’t want to cheat. Yesterday, she called me and and dropped the bombshell ” if you don’t sleep with me I will fire you”. What do I do? I don’t want to lose that job. I am considering reporting her to my general manager but I am afraid of the consequence.

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Dear friends…

I am a 23 years Old and Have been in a relationship with my sisters husband for 5 years now without my sisters noticing,sometimes we stay together,sometimes i stay away from them,

It started immediately i cleared my high school..i dont know how its happen but i felt in love with him because he was my 1st man,up to now i love him and he too loves me,

Im almost Done my university studies only some months remaining… I have told him to break up because i dont want my sister to know this but he insisted on marrying me!

Im totally confused by now because i need 2 settle after my studies.

What can i do to make them divorce?

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Daniel2289:
U are a pastor, don't allow d devil to use dis to terminate ur image. Who do men say u are Ur reputation is what matters. Guild ur heart diligently. I pray dat God will give u d spirit of self control.

amen thank you...

halfricanadian:
Tank u dats ow i av been living my life for years

and i pray you live long

halfricanadian:
Before u make a decision whether or not to sleep with her.
Tink of years from now the implication

Cos d future is a reflexion of d present nd vice versa

wen i want to make a decision i dont tink of d present bt d future as well nd d implication

well said...

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I’m a pastor, but I also work as a civil servant. I would have loved to write further about where I live, but for the same reason why I can’t mention my name, I can’t tell you where I’m writing from. This young lady was brought to my house by my wife sometimes in 2010, and had just completed her secondary education last year.

She is supposed to pick up a form for her higher education because she is related to my wife; distant relation, sort of. Frankly, she has been very good, and has been taking care of my only daughter since my wife put to bed late last year. Her presence is a big relief to me and wife because we are both very busy people. My wife works with a bank, and sometimes come home around 8-9pm. Lately, this young girl has summoned courage to seduce me; to be sincere, she is tempting me.

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I am married to a man with a very huge peen. It’s 9″ long and about 6.5″ thick when fully erected. I know because we were asked to measure it when we visited the hospital. We have a very active s*x life and my husband is very good and gentle in bed. However, because of the size of his peen, he always sees to it that I’m fully aroused before any bed dancing. Romance is a “BIG DEAL” if he wants to come in, which he’s very good at since I need to be very wet (which I do) for easy penetration.

My hubby loves s*x a lot. I mean he loves to be inside me. If it would take him hours to get me aroused for s*x, he’s ever ready, just to get what he wants. He makes love to me every single day and sometimes twice a day. I orgasm twice within a single intercourse before my hubby anytime we make love but despite our great s*x life, I also get bruised a lot.

We agreed to reduce the number of times we have intercourse to a few times a week since it drains me out sometimes and I’m a stay-at-home mother working from home, still I get bruised.

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maxti:
Nice Graphics

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Nollywood actress and budding singer, Dayo Amusa has reiterated that her decisions to do anything with her body or life solely lies on her and not what others think about her.

Speaking on negative comments she has been getting since the release of her songs – and recently her version of Adele’s Hello –the Unforgivable actress says it’s her life, thus, she can live it just the way she wants.

“I know I get negative comments from people on social media but the truth is that I cannot stop them from airing their opinions. They have every right to their opinion and I don’t care about what they think about me.

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Dayo Amusa shares makeover sporting ombre lips

Dayo Amusa shares makeover sporting ombre lips(Instagram)

‘When people say that I bleach my skin, all I say to them is that it is my life. I cannot crucify people over their opinion. As far as I can wake up in the morning, do what I want to do and get the attention of people from it, I am very okay,’ Amusa told to Punch Newspaper

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1. A group of African Fishermen were on their Boat, Fishing

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2. Then they sighted a hot and beautiful girl laying on a Board stranded, Floating away

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3. They quickly rushed to her and lifted her on to their fishing Boat

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4. As they were taking her back to their Home, they Marveled at her Beauty

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5. Back home they prepared different Meals, each one offering her his own Meal as she ate enjoying the who attention

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6. She fixed her Skimpy dress properly

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7. And Climbed a Coconut Tree as the guys Marvels at her Beauty and Climbing Skills

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8. The Hot and Beautiful babe started preparing Meal with the Coconut Milk even as one of the Fishermen Salivates peeping at her Beautiful bo.obs

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9. At Night when the Fishermen were all sleeping, something very Strange begins to Happen with the Beautiful Babe

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10. She started transforming into a Monster? as she heads back towards the Sea

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11. Not afraid of the waves from the Sea, the Monster walks deeper into the Sea.

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12. Daybreak, the Fishermen found a Huge Box in their Midst, even as they wonder where it came from

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13. They opened the Huge Box and it was filled with Gold, Diamond and all sort of Treasures and they looked up, Behold it was the Beautiful Babe waving at them from the Sea, and they Realized it was a gift from her

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14. As they Continued to wave at her, she dives deep into the sea Flapping her Tail waving them bye, and then they Realized that the Hot beautiful babe they thought was stranded on the Sea, was actually a Mermaid (Mammy-Water) that was Relaxing on the Board Sun Bathing and enjoying the Sun. This should be a very Big Lesson to all of us, never to judge a person based on Looks, because we can never truly know a person from their looks.. This story also teachers us to Help Strangers and People in Need because the Reward Comes when you least expect it..

Art Work & Credits: KENDY JOSEPH /CHEVELIN ILLUSTRATION>

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This Girl Claims She Has The Tiniest Waist And Biggest Booty In Lagos.

do you agree with her

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olamide452:
can she give herself 50k to make her hair every two weeks

bro i tire oo, if you see the insult this gal has got on social media you will feel sorry for her