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PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Leaving Skye Bank (Photos) by OlajumokeBread(f): 4:48pm On Apr 11, 2017

Dumb government

I thought she would be locked up for stealing

Why did they waste their time harassing an innocent woman and then didn't do anything to lock her up as she was accused for stealing

And the 98 years old donkey who killed this country in just 7 months is walking around, stealing money, flying to London every week
Science/TechnologyRe: Big, Shiny Asteroid To Fly (safely) Past Earth On April 19 by OlajumokeBread(f): 4:48pm On Apr 11, 2017
Dee60:
I pray that God will open your eyes to the truth, brother. God is real and alive. His hand has been keeping the asteroids away, just because He wants the people of this sinful world to reconcile with Him and be saved from destruction.
God is a scam

Jesus is a scam

Religion is a scam
Science/TechnologyRe: Big, Shiny Asteroid To Fly (safely) Past Earth On April 19 by OlajumokeBread(f): 4:47pm On Apr 11, 2017
Lilimax:
Chai, so this man understood me shocked
Back to sender: Na you ka aguu ga-egbu! embarassed
Obere uche

Achoro m irunye gi aka n'ike nsi gi

Uturu gbapia gi anya
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Tweets, 'North Korea Is Looking For Trouble'(Photos). by OlajumokeBread(f): 4:46pm On Apr 11, 2017
ogologoamu:
Your North Korea will be shocked by the way USA will handle them just watch and see.
Shut up
Science/TechnologyRe: Big, Shiny Asteroid To Fly (safely) Past Earth On April 19 by OlajumokeBread(f): 4:40pm On Apr 11, 2017
Lilimax:
All I cam tell you is enwe!!! grin embarassed
Iru efi

Agú g'egbu gi

Nkita ofia

Ihe ichoro bu amu i'ga ara
AgricultureRe: Big Puff Adder Killed Where I Was Clearing Land For Cultivation (Photos) by OlajumokeBread(f): 4:38pm On Apr 11, 2017

Who's this guy ??

This is a python not Puff adder

Puff adder can get this big

The igbo name for puff adder is Echi eteka (tomorrow is too late) because of how venomous the bite is

This is a python

CrimeRe: ATM Scam: The New Method by OlajumokeBread(f): 4:32pm On Apr 11, 2017

New scam ??

You're new to using ATM cards

Who doesn't know that you can go to a store, buy a $3 chewing gum and tell them to do a $8,000 cash back,
they would withdraw the $8,000 from the pos and hand it to you

You're obviously a new ATM card user

You can use someone's ATM card to buy anything without putting your pin

After the purchase, choose credit instead of debit and it won't require your pin
Science/TechnologyRe: Big, Shiny Asteroid To Fly (safely) Past Earth On April 19 by OlajumokeBread(f): 4:26pm On Apr 11, 2017

Super story

Believe anything a white man tells you at your own peril

That's how they enslaved us with the story of some imaginary God, Jesus Christ and religion

Nothing will fly anywhere
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Tweets, 'North Korea Is Looking For Trouble'(Photos). by OlajumokeBread(f): 4:19pm On Apr 11, 2017

North Korea will destroy the USA in just 1 hour

Remember China is Allies with North Korea

Russia will destroy the USA in just 5 minutes, have you seen Russia interfere with North Korea ??

North Korea defies the United Nations, who then is America ??
RomanceRe: Is It The Man That Weds The Woman Or Woman Weds Man? by OlajumokeBread(f): 3:53pm On Apr 11, 2017

Who paid for the wedding ??

Who will feed and provide the need of the woman after the wedding ??

Who will impregnate the woman ??

Who will raise the kids ??

Women are somehow useless except for giving birth

PoliticsRe: PDP Anambra Dares Willie Obiano - Press Release by OlajumokeBread(f): 3:07pm On Apr 11, 2017

Shut up

If i slap you now, dem go say i dey wicked
CelebritiesRe: Odunlade Adekola & Wife Ruth Welcome 4th Baby Boy by OlajumokeBread(f): 1:49pm On Apr 11, 2017

Who will feed them for you ??
RomanceRe: Nigerian Transgender, Rizi Xavier Timane & Wife (Photos) by OlajumokeBread(f): 1:43pm On Apr 11, 2017

Spits

He's mentally unstable

You were created a man but you wake up one day and then decide you wanna a woman

That's some sick shiit

Spits
EventsRe: Men Backing Live Crocodiles In Sokoto During A Festival by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:58am On Dec 30, 2016


I never believed in Juju but today, i authoritatively say that juju works

CelebritiesRe: Ozzybosco Shows Off His Many Award Collections As He Relaxes At Home by OlajumokeBread(f): 8:55pm On Dec 29, 2016


Where did he get those awards from ?? Cartoon watching competition ??
Christianity EtcRe: Limit To Intimacy In A Christian Relationship by OlajumokeBread(f): 1:07pm On Dec 29, 2016
Stevebamdex:
Oga seun and lalasticlala.pls kindly check the profile of this fellow..he has broken the rules of this page by abusing and insulting the personality of olajumoke..thanks.
Kai kai is not good for your brain

I will buy you a brand new used brain
Christianity EtcRe: Limit To Intimacy In A Christian Relationship by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:38pm On Dec 29, 2016
ezesun:
He is the beginning and the end. The one that created you. Who WAS and IS and is to COME.
Who created him ??

He fell from the sky ?? When we were told that the earth was in no shape and form, he came from the air ??

I just want to kill myself, your brain is dead
Christianity EtcRe: Help Me Understand And Explain This Dream Please by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:34pm On Dec 29, 2016


This is a very bad dream

I can interpret it

Tell your mother to go to the hospital immediately and tell the doctor to give her vitamin Q and antibiodreams, she's suffering from malaria
RomanceRe: Guy Lies To His Girlfriend About Eating Yam & Egg; Twitter Users Rescue Him by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:28pm On Dec 29, 2016


Sounds like what Buhari has been doing to his zombies

He tells them that he will make $1 to be 5 naira and they will start shouting in joy

He tells them that he will provide food for them and they will start shouting like a drunk goat

6 months later, hunger don fry their brain and they're now crying like a rat on mensuration

Christianity EtcRe: Limit To Intimacy In A Christian Relationship by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:28pm On Dec 29, 2016
ezesun:
Is your pastor your God?
My mother is my God

Who is God ??
HealthRe: A Nairalander Visits The Skyscraper Hospital Umuchukwu In Anambra by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:26pm On Dec 29, 2016
omonla555:
Boring post


Afonja

Have you swallowed your daily dosage of Amala and Ewedu today ??
HealthRe: A Nairalander Visits The Skyscraper Hospital Umuchukwu In Anambra by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:25pm On Dec 29, 2016


I'm suspecting something

Why is it that these igbos are not experiencing the recession ??

The rest of the country are suffering while the igbos are busy throwing money in the air
HealthRe: A Nairalander Visits The Skyscraper Hospital Umuchukwu In Anambra by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:23pm On Dec 29, 2016


Afonjas will not be happy about this
Christianity EtcRe: Limit To Intimacy In A Christian Relationship by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:20pm On Dec 29, 2016
MzzTega:
Prophetess of doom.
Go read you story book (bible) and pray to your imaginary friend (Jesus)
Christianity EtcRe: Limit To Intimacy In A Christian Relationship by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:07pm On Dec 29, 2016
BluntMadmoiselle:
I'd say, a relationship between a true Christian brother and sister. A relationship placed on God's foundation


Please, can you give me that thing you're smoking

What is a relationship between a true Christian brother and sister ??

Can you mention anyone in the bible that was in that type of relationship ??

Christians are the most confused people on earth
Christianity EtcRe: Limit To Intimacy In A Christian Relationship by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:07pm On Dec 29, 2016


Religion is the biggest scam in the history of mankind

In that your bible, tell me when Solomon did the wedding on his 500 wives or should we talk about his concubines ??

Your pastor is fuccking a fine babe right now and enjoying his life while you wey be his mumu follower dey starve yourself of sex
CultureRe: Ofala Nnewi 2016 Festival In Pictures by OlajumokeBread(f): 11:41am On Dec 29, 2016
bamdelarf:
ipobianssssss


Afonja

Have you swallowed your daily dosage of Amala and Ewedu today ??
CultureRe: Ofala Nnewi 2016 Festival In Pictures by OlajumokeBread(f): 11:41am On Dec 29, 2016
2dugged:
So it's phantom 6 plus they used to snap? undecided
Are you naturally foolish ??
CultureRe: Ofala Nnewi 2016 Festival In Pictures by OlajumokeBread(f):


Afonjas will not be happy about this

Afonjas are busy swallowing their Amala and Ewedu in this recession meanwhile the Ipob are busy throwing money in the air

We don't know what recession is in Igboland

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