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Christianity EtcRe: Imagine There Is No Heaven or Hell. by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:53pm On Oct 09, 2016
Toks2008:
Please come and teach me how to be a yahoo boy...I learnt that they make good money but they never have peace,I also learnt that no lady takes them serious but will only date them and those who marry them only do so with one eye closed .

And less I forget, I also learnt that nowadays many yahoo guys do rituals to get a Maga and that no matter the wealth or property they amass they will always end up miserable

So please teach me the business only if all I wrote is false.
Yahoo is no longer working
Come to the USA, everyone knows what Nigeria is and what 419 is
The know the Nigerian prince, the Nigerian prince that sends them emails

Try another thing else, Yahoo no dey work again
Christianity EtcRe: Imagine There Is No Heaven or Hell. by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:51pm On Oct 09, 2016
Billyonaire:
Having been an atheist for over 10yrs and a pantheist for 3 yrs, I totally understand your line of reasoning, Yes, you are right, there is no God in the Universe or multiverse, and there is no Being called God in the real sense of it. But in reality, a creator can not be in its creation, a creator must be separated from its creation. The mechanics of life and creation is outside the boundaries of time, space and reality. Step outside and you will find the entire conjurers of the matrix. The entire reality as we know it, is a simulation from the Field.
In summary
Does Heaven and Hell exist ?
Christianity EtcRe: Imagine There Is No Heaven or Hell. by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:45pm On Oct 09, 2016
Philinho:
please just go n die....... stop speaking trash
Do you like sucking gorilla dick ??
Christianity EtcRe: Imagine There Is No Heaven or Hell. by OlajumokeBread(f):
There is no Heaven
There is no Hell
And God doesn't exist

This is why i respect white people, they made the whole world believe that there's something called God, heaven and hell

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of humanity

Who have seen this God ?? Nobody
Who have been to heaven before and told you how it looks ?? Nobody
Who have went to hell and told you guys how it looks ??

Or you read it in the Bible, who wrote the Bible ?? God ??

Who do you call Jesus ?? The guy whose mother was impregnated by the holy spirit (the only person to be impregnated by this imaginary Holy spirit)
How and where did you get the picture of that Jesus that died 4000 years ago ?? Oh, there was iPhone 7 when your imaginary God was on earth
HealthRe: Female Genital Health And Hygiene: What Females Should Know by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:16pm On Oct 09, 2016
Tallesty1:
Which kain homework be this??
You said that a smelly vagina is an attention killer, show me a vagina that doesn't smell ?
HealthRe: Female Genital Health And Hygiene: What Females Should Know by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:13pm On Oct 09, 2016
Tallesty1:
A smelly Vagina is anti-erection
Show me a vagina that doesn't smell
HealthRe: Female Genital Health And Hygiene: What Females Should Know by OlajumokeBread(f):
themonk:
I need to share this link with someone undecided
To who ??

To your girlfriend ??

Sorry to disappoint you, all vagina smells
HealthRe: TYPHOID FEVER : Symptoms And Treatment by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:08pm On Oct 09, 2016
I haven't been to a hospital and i don't know how hospitals look like

Am i the only one ??
HealthRe: Female Genital Health And Hygiene: What Females Should Know by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:02pm On Oct 09, 2016
chibuzor05:
heheheh, you think so? We have our own palava too grin
Have you ever perceived the smell of a vagina on period ??

At least you can wash your dick but in females there's a hole in-between their legs that you can't Wash the inside and it bleeds every month
HealthRe: Female Genital Health And Hygiene: What Females Should Know by OlajumokeBread(f): 4:55pm On Oct 09, 2016
You can keep your vagina clean but you can't make a vagina not have the natural odor

Wash it for 100 year, it must have that peculiar scent, the scent that makes it a vagina

A hole that bleeds for 3 days every month and the inner cavity doesn't get washed

A male goat must smell like a male goat

Some women keeps it clean and it will always smell like vagina, others don't keep it clean and it smells like rotten fish

If you blindfold me and put a vagina close to my face, i will tell you immediately that there's a vagina close to my face
CelebritiesRe: Eniola Badmus Escapes Fire Outbreak In Her Home (Photos) by OlajumokeBread(f): 11:54am On Oct 05, 2016
Maybe the fire was caused by what she dropped in the toilet after eating Amala and Ewedu
HealthRe: Woman Discharges Maggots From Her Vagina In Ogun (Photo) by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:34pm On Oct 01, 2016
56 year old woman Funke Adeyemi


Spits
PoliticsRe: Police Jeep Trapped At Ariaria Market In Aba by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:13am On Oct 01, 2016
Typical example of the roads you find in Amala and Ewedu eating region

Their governor Ambode no wan construct road for them
RomanceRe: How Masturbation Almost Ruined My Life by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:39pm On Sep 30, 2016
meetdavid:
Ignorance is mans worst enemy...Oga masturbation in d long run gives u LOW SELF ESTEEM, weak erection amongst odas Google it
The information on Google was written by God ??
Why haven't you suffered weak erection yet ??
PoliticsRe: I’ll Continue To Blame My Predecessors For Nigeria’s Woes – Buhari by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:32pm On Sep 30, 2016
Am i surprised ?? No
That's because he has nothing valuable to do with his life

Sir, i have a secret i wanna tell you
I will buy you a brand new brain in December

*Spits
#Old Air Head

RomanceRe: How Masturbation Almost Ruined My Life by OlajumokeBread(f): 4:09pm On Sep 30, 2016
trapQ:
Your father must be an slowpoke, a senile schizophrenic demented slowpoke for raising an orangutan as a son.
Lol
slowpoke, senile, schizophrenic, demented, slowpoke
Those 5 words all have the same meaning

Masturbation causes blindness but your father is still healthy and not blind and still works as an Omo nile

Hahahahahahahaha

Little rat
RomanceRe: How Masturbation Almost Ruined My Life by OlajumokeBread(f): 2:58pm On Sep 30, 2016
trapQ:
Learn and stop saying what you don't know. Masturbation can lead to blindness and many more.
Have your father gone blind ??
EducationRe: What Is The Relevance Of The First School Leaving Certificate? by OlajumokeBread(f): 11:05am On Sep 30, 2016
Little girl
First school leaving certificate is just a piece of paper.

It stop being of no value as of 2003

Your university degree is still of no use, employers who really do need your services will still hire you even if you have toilet tissue paper
RomanceRe: How Masturbation Almost Ruined My Life by OlajumokeBread(f): 11:05am On Sep 30, 2016
Stop all these bullshit
Masturbation doesn't affect anyone negatively

Maybe, you should check your brain, you may have some mental issues affecting you and stop blaming masturbation
CelebritiesRe: Flavour & Phyno In Their Village As They Celebrate With Masquerade - (pics,vid) by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:14am On Sep 30, 2016
Chinom:
Yes, your mother is an Hausa woman. That explains your insecurities and stupidity. I get time for una this morning. Bring it on.

Flavour and Phyno are umu 042. Imaa aka, anyi emee gi ife umaka.
Sorry, i wanna go sleep
Maybe, i should give my 2 year old son my phone so you can go back and forth with him
CelebritiesRe: Flavour & Phyno In Their Village As They Celebrate With Masquerade - (pics,vid) by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:00am On Sep 30, 2016
Chinom:
Flavour was born at Achara Layout, Enugu. He did all his schooling and growing up in Enugu. His parents have lived most of their lives in Achara Layout, Enugu. His grandparents lived at Enugu.

Can you pls explain to me how he is from Anambra. While you are at it, I would like to remind you that president Obama's father and Grand father are from Kenya. Hope you can follow my drift.
Stupido
My mother was born in Kano state, grew up in Kano state, lived in kano for more than 39 years, just left kano 8 years ago, now tell me if my Mother is an Hausa woman

Flavour is from Umunze
CelebritiesRe: Flavour & Phyno In Their Village As They Celebrate With Masquerade - (pics,vid) by OlajumokeBread(f): 9:57am On Sep 30, 2016
Chinom:
Village boy. Ochanja brought up. I don't think you've ever seen Niger bridge. Not to talk of New York city. The Coal city makes most of you guys feel insecure. Nobody cares about what you consider yourself. Just let Flavour and Phyno be whatever they want to be.
Lol
Stop crying
I will be so happy if i grew up in Ochanja
People here are moving back to Nigeria and you're here jerking off your brain
WebmastersRe: Has The Google Adsense Program Been Fair To You? Share Your Payment Experience by OlajumokeBread(f): 9:55am On Sep 30, 2016
UNIZIK1stSon:
This Thread is Really Worth it!
Nice one OP.

Have a Blog that Ranks Pretty Well in Google With Naija as the targeted traffic . . . .Have 2500 Page views Daily but The Most Painful/ Annoying embarassed angry Thing is that Google is only kind Enough to Give me Just $1 Daily.

The $1 dollar is even on their happy day o . . . Gets regular below $0.70 upon all that Traffic.

Also, dont tell me to add more Units cos I have so so many Units already on display Both Text ad and Display Ads still it doesnt help.

Someone Help me tell me how to Solve this, After all the hard work, I feel so Wasted! cry cry
Stop using text ads
Only use display ads
Don't place your ads on the bottom of your blog page, 90% of your blog readers don't scroll down to the bottom
WebmastersRe: Has The Google Adsense Program Been Fair To You? Share Your Payment Experience by OlajumokeBread(f): 9:49am On Sep 30, 2016
I live in the USA but 50% of my traffic comes from Nigeria
10% from Germany
20% from India
Other percent comes from the USA

I haven't blogged in about 6 months now but my blog is still making a huge amount of money
CelebritiesRe: Flavour & Phyno In Their Village As They Celebrate With Masquerade - (pics,vid) by OlajumokeBread(f): 9:42am On Sep 30, 2016
vectoh:
fvcking ugly names!
Yes
They have ugly names but they're worth millions of naira.

I know you have a very sweet and lovely name but you ain't got up to $5000 in your bank account

Lol, an Ewedu and Amala eating fool is hurt
Do me a big favor, go drink cement
CelebritiesRe: Flavour & Phyno In Their Village As They Celebrate With Masquerade - (pics,vid) by OlajumokeBread(f): 9:30am On Sep 30, 2016
Chinom:
Will you people stop this nonsense. If they consider Enugu their hometown, then let it be. You do not have to display your insecurities at any slightest op whenever Flavour and Phyno are mentioned.

Enugu is considered Hometown to those of us born and raised there. Because you were born in the village does not mean everyone else was born in the village. You guys should STOP disgracing Igbos.

By the way. This looks like a video shoot for 'Gbo Gan gbom'
Shut up
I was born in New York city to Nigerian parents, do i consider myself a New yorker ??
Your ignorance is classy
CelebritiesRe: Flavour & Phyno In Their Village As They Celebrate With Masquerade - (pics,vid) by OlajumokeBread(f): 9:14am On Sep 30, 2016
PASCALSILVA:
...BROS WETIN NAH....WHERE DO THEY COME FROM ..OKAY I GUESS SOKOTO...BOTH ARE ENUGU GUYS
Yoruba boy
Chinedu Okoli (Flavour) is from Umunze in Orumba south local government

Chibuzo is from Awka

*spits, your ignorance stinks
CelebritiesRe: Flavour & Phyno In Their Village As They Celebrate With Masquerade - (pics,vid) by OlajumokeBread(f):
Op
Where are you from ?? Ogun state ??

Phyno and Flavour are not from Enugu, Enugu is not their hometown

Chinedu Okoli (Flavour) is from Umunze in Orumba south local government in Anambra state

Chibuzo Azubuike (Phyno) is from Awka Ananmbra state

They are not from Enugu state for fucck sake

Change the caption
IslamRe: How Does Islam Handle Witches & Wizards? by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:53am On Sep 23, 2016
Witches and wizard doesn't exist

Just like how Heaven or hell or Satan doesn't exist,all those things doesn't exist

What work does witches and wizards do ?? How can i join them ??
CrimeRe: 2 Arrested Unclad Men In Abuja Are Brothers by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:50am On Sep 23, 2016
Vero2sleek:
You just said chicago not long ago. Bomboclad Loser.
Oh

Little baby
People live in New Jersey and go to work in New York which is another state
People live in Philadelphia which is in the state of Pennsylvania and go to work in new York which is a different state

Ignorant ugly girl
This is not Nigeria where you have to be from the state where you were born or where you live
You can have a House in Nevada and rent a house in Idaho, it means you have dual residency
CrimeRe: 2 Arrested Unclad Men In Abuja Are Brothers by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:37am On Sep 23, 2016
AnonyNymous:
Go to anybody and tell them that lean is a tablet grin like tramadol
You'll just look ridiculous af grin
I'm done here
You have no idea what you're saying and you keep displaying ignorance. Its amusing
Are you foolish ??
Lean is not a tablet like tramadol
Lean is mixed with soda(what Nigerians call sprite or coca cola)
Lil Wayne introduced lean to the world, he use to sip it in his doubled plastic cup.

Lean is a pain killer

I don't wanna argue
When did you start hearing about lean ??
Have you been to trap houses ??

Goodbye

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