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Crime › Re: 60-year-old Man Commits Suicide In Delta State Over Hunger by OlajumokeBread(f): 3:31pm On Oct 12, 2016

Please
Where are Beremx, Omeka and Ngeneukwenu ??

I haven't heard from them in months, hope they haven't committed suicide

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Career › Re: Port-Harcourt Hotel Suspends Suspected Homosexual Staff by OlajumokeBread(f): 3:25pm On Oct 12, 2016

Audray:
Backward Country.Backward people.

Little cunt
Go to America, they like people like you

Career › Re: Port-Harcourt Hotel Suspends Suspected Homosexual Staff by OlajumokeBread(f): 3:21pm On Oct 12, 2016

That's how they should be treated

Those people are disgusting

Let's just make everybody in this world gay and let's see what happens to human race in the next 80 years, humanity will go into extinction

*Spits

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Celebrities › Re: MC Galaxy Gives N1million To Laura Ikeji To Assist Her In Opening Her Dream Shop by OlajumokeBread(f): 1:48pm On Oct 12, 2016

She's not worth it

I don't mind spending 5 million naira on a girl with fresh pusssy, Spending money on a girl with smelly pusssy is a waste of money because you won't enjoy that rotten fish smell down there

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Culture › Re: 2016 Ofala: Obi Of Onitsha Kicks Off Festival - Photos by OlajumokeBread(f): 1:47pm On Oct 12, 2016

Ilovemystate:
Lalasticlala please Obi need your attention

Are you from Onitsha ??

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Politics › Re: The Scene Of The Bomb Blast At Muna Garage, Maiduguri (Graphic Photos) by OlajumokeBread(f): 1:36pm On Oct 12, 2016

One particular tribe blowing up their brothers and sisters, isn't that foolishness ??

Buhari is Boko haram sponsor, where do the Boko haram get the money they use to buy ammunitions ?? Where do they get the armored tanks from ?? From Buhari of course

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Politics › Re: The Scene Of The Bomb Blast At Muna Garage, Maiduguri (Graphic Photos) by OlajumokeBread(f): 1:35pm On Oct 12, 2016*

Boko haram have been technically defeated - Mohammed Buhari & Lai Mohammed

Islam is the only peaceful and most loving religion on earth

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Business › Re: Recession: Bread, Biscuits, Others Prices To Go Up By 15% – AMBCON by OlajumokeBread(f): 7:57pm On Oct 11, 2016

mikolo80:
how
We are farming and making money
What are you doing
Importing ba?

Importing what ??

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Business › Re: Recession: Bread, Biscuits, Others Prices To Go Up By 15% – AMBCON by OlajumokeBread(f): 6:31pm On Oct 11, 2016

harrysterol:
even Mr president don't have all relations that r stinking rich, how much more u

That's a lie

I'm so sure about that

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Business › Re: Recession: Bread, Biscuits, Others Prices To Go Up By 15% – AMBCON by OlajumokeBread(f): 6:27pm On Oct 11, 2016

Akinwerndey:
I pray that the saw dusts in ya brain gets swept out asap... Akpa amu!

I enjoy seeing you hungry

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Politics › Re: It’s Only In Nigeria We Arrest Before We Investigate, Says NBA Secretary by OlajumokeBread(f): 6:23pm On Oct 11, 2016

I have a remedy for that

Get rich and you won't be arrested

I'm waiting for the day Obasanjo, Rotimi Amechi, Tinubu will be arrested, it will never happen because they are rich

But someone who named his dog Buhari was arrested

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Politics › Re: Lagos To Start Disbursement Of N25bn Employment Trust Fund Next Week - Ambode by OlajumokeBread(f): 6:21pm On Oct 11, 2016

"To start" : Present tense

The same present tense Buhari uses on poor Afonjas, "I will" pay unemployed people 7000 naira every week

"I will" make $1 to be 2 naira

Present tense

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Business › Re: Recession: Bread, Biscuits, Others Prices To Go Up By 15% – AMBCON by OlajumokeBread(f): 6:16pm On Oct 11, 2016

harrysterol:
are u not in Nigeria? Won't u feel the same effect? Even if u r not ur relations r here and will have the same fate

What if i they are all stinky rich ??

Business › Re: Recession: Bread, Biscuits, Others Prices To Go Up By 15% – AMBCON by OlajumokeBread(f): 6:01pm On Oct 11, 2016

That thing you call biscuits are cookies

This is the picture of biscuit

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Business › Re: Recession: Bread, Biscuits, Others Prices To Go Up By 15% – AMBCON by OlajumokeBread(f): 6:00pm On Oct 11, 2016

I want it to get worse

Afonjas never see anything

Hunger go fry their brain

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Celebrities › Re: Lil Kesh's Facial Scars Got Fans Talking (Photos) by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:06am On Oct 11, 2016

gimbayaro:
Fake chains and fake rolex watch

And also fake cars ??

Hating son of an animal

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Fashion › Re: Reviews Of The Best Skin Lightening Products You Have Ever Used. by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:57am On Oct 11, 2016

Can someone recommend a very strong bleaching cream that is sold in the USA

I'm light skin and my complexion is just like Tekno and Chris Brown but my face is somehow dark due to pimples, i treated the pimples and it's now gone but it left some dark spots all over my face

Politics › Re: Fashola Flags Off Distribution Of Free Pre-Paid Meters In Sokoto (pics) by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:08pm On Oct 10, 2016

tdbankplc:
So when will the free meter be shared down south here?

What have you done in the south to deserve free meters ??

You want free meters so you can exchange it for a plate of Amala and Ewedu

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Politics › Re: Fashola Flags Off Distribution Of Free Pre-Paid Meters In Sokoto (pics) by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:06pm On Oct 10, 2016

People in Sokoto do not use electricity

It's of no use to them

Even if you give your free meters to your brothers in the south, it's still of no use to them, na candle them go take use am ??

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Celebrities › Re: Seun Rowland Awoniyi Is Dead. WizKid's In-Law Dies Of Cancer (Photos) by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:24pm On Oct 10, 2016

Joshkid:
Haven't heard of him before... RIP to him tho

Na everybody you know ??

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Celebrities › Re: Kcee: I Sponsored E-money's Wedding by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:19pm On Oct 10, 2016

That's the truth

He bought a car back then before E money, he hustled real hard, he even sold clothes and use to go to China to import clothes, E money later started a shipping company and the rest is history

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Health › Re: Female Genital Health And Hygiene: What Females Should Know by OlajumokeBread(f): 1:43am On Oct 10, 2016

HERSLEY:
Mine doesn't

Maybe you got a dick

Transgender

Events › Re: Amazing Wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander's Sister by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:26pm On Oct 09, 2016

olutosfem:
u see yourself? Na Facebook be dis? Go sleep so u can get to the bakery on time...2mao is monday

I meant Nairaland

What's your name ?? And non of my aunties are below 42 years old

You be small pikin

Events › Re: Amazing Wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander's Sister by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:14pm On Oct 09, 2016

olutosfem:
I be your aunty

My aunty ??

Non of my aunties are on Facebook

Politics › Re: Ambode Inspects Modern Bus Terminal At TBS And Ilubirin, Lagos by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:13pm On Oct 09, 2016

olutosfem:
yea it's delicious. Try and get your head remoulded too

Do you like getting hit from behind ??

Events › Re: Amazing Wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander's Sister by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:10pm On Oct 09, 2016

olutosfem:
attention seeker

I'm dead serious

Events › Re: Amazing Wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander's Sister by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:08pm On Oct 09, 2016

olutosfem:
ask google

I will impregnate you

Politics › Re: Ambode Inspects Modern Bus Terminal At TBS And Ilubirin, Lagos by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:07pm On Oct 09, 2016

olutosfem:
omo oni buredi ma se ara e lese

Have you eaten your Amala and Ewedu today ??

Events › Re: Amazing Wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander's Sister by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:07pm On Oct 09, 2016

Why do people get married ??

I can't do that even if you put a gun to my head

Politics › Re: Ambode Inspects Modern Bus Terminal At TBS And Ilubirin, Lagos by OlajumokeBread(f): 9:53pm On Oct 09, 2016

Modern bus terminal with no seats ??

Looks like a 1867 bus terminal to me

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Health › Re: Female Genital Health And Hygiene: What Females Should Know by OlajumokeBread(f): 9:40pm On Oct 09, 2016

Appareil:
Big Big lie! Some women clean so well, no smell, nothing! Stick to your experience. Experience with ladies who don't master the act of washing clean. Huh!!

Don't worry

I will post your pictures on Nairaland tomorrow

I don't even fucck your type, i give my homeboys some cash and your phone number and they take you to a hotel and fucck the shiit out of you because i won't let them fucck your ass in my house

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Health › Re: Female Genital Health And Hygiene: What Females Should Know by OlajumokeBread(f): 7:24pm On Oct 09, 2016

Ginaz:
The only thing a lady needs to clean her lady part is just ORDINARY WATER. Even on her period, use just water to wash.

Someone told me 2 years ago and I was like, e go smell na''. One day i used a feminine wash, summer eve's and got a terrible bad reaction. I kneel down and said, God as I treat this, na water I go use from now on."

I started using water last year September, it's been one year now I've been using plain water, and let me tell you "ITS THE BEST. No smell, no discharge, no irritation, no itchy, just fresh V. I use just ordinary water even on my period days.

I feel so fresh down there, I bought a towel I use only for wiping, I don't use my body towel. Rinse with water after urinating, change pants whenever I can and sleep naked. Sleeping naked helps air circulation and it keeps yeast infections at bay.

Hmmm, water is life. I'm a proof. I drink lots of water on an empty stomach too. God is Good o. Water for life. Give it a try sister, and your life will never remain the same.

Spray some perfume in it, it will always smell

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