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Celebrities › Re: Toolz Refuses To Give Out Her Dress To Fan For Fear Of Stolen Destiny (photos) by OlajumokeBread(f): 7:30pm On Dec 28, 2016

paradigmshift:
who told you celebrity don't wear clothes twice. make your brain they deceive you.. re you better dan tooz, sit dn dey yan gab. zip your brain

Shut up

Unless they wear the same clothes in their house

What do you know about celebrities

Show me the picture of a celebrity wearing same cloth

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Romance › Re: Jim Iyke's Message To Uche Jombo On Her Birthday (photos) by OlajumokeBread(f): 7:19pm On Dec 28, 2016

Okay

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Celebrities › Re: Toolz Refuses To Give Out Her Dress To Fan For Fear Of Stolen Destiny (photos) by OlajumokeBread(f): 7:10pm On Dec 28, 2016

Foolishness

Do you think celebrities wear a cloth twice ?? They wear it once and give it away, who have stolen their identities ??

Toolz is not even a celebrity, what does she do for a living ?? Sit on the radio and cry like a rat on mensuration

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Pastor Said I Should Stop Keeping Beards by OlajumokeBread(f): 7:05pm On Dec 28, 2016

What type of drugs is the pastor on ?? Stupidity pills ??

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of mankind

I will never go to a church or any religious place of worship in my life

What is written in that bible you guys read ?? Samson never shaved his beard or hair, what of Moses and Abraham ?? They never shaved their hair, What about that your imaginary God and Jesus ?? They didn't shave their beard

What is bad about keeping beard ??

I don't blame the pastor, i blame you for choosing to sit down and listen to a crazy guy

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Culture › Re: Half-Unclad Gbagyi Men At Gbagyi Festival In Abuja (Photos, Video) by OlajumokeBread(f): 1:45pm On Dec 28, 2016

Guess what i have in my hand right now

Cucumber

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Romance › Re: Here Are The First Things Women Notice When They Meet Men They May Like by OlajumokeBread(f): 1:32pm On Dec 28, 2016

Benita27:
I can't speak for others, but that's what i do after his looks.

You mean the bus drivers in your area

With that type of house you took that picture in, the only thing you can attract is an okada man

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Crime › Re: Policewoman Joins Kidnap Gang To Apprehend Kingpin (pic) by OlajumokeBread(f): 1:25pm On Dec 28, 2016

Where are the kidnappers ??

Oh, you mean to tell me that this hungry guy who can't kidnap a goat is a kidnapper ??

Where are the guns ?? Sorry, i forgot he uses catapult to kidnap birds

The only thing that guy can kidnap is air

Release that innocent guy immediately before i vex for you

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Romance › Re: Here Are The First Things Women Notice When They Meet Men They May Like by OlajumokeBread(f): 1:18pm On Dec 28, 2016

TrapQueen77:

OooohhlLahhlaaaah... That's Idris Elba

Well, on first meeting I am very observant ..

Op, plz add he must smells good

How do smell when you're on your monthly mensuration ??

You have no right and choice

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Romance › Re: Here Are The First Things Women Notice When They Meet Men They May Like by OlajumokeBread(f): 1:11pm On Dec 28, 2016

Women are naturally confused and don't know what they want

In fact they don't have the right to demand what they want/look for in a man

Heavy makeup smeared all over their face

Eye shadow

Eye pencil

Eyeliner

Fake hair

Fake nails

Fake height (high heels)

Lipstick

Nail polish

Earrings

Tell me why a woman would have the right to demand for a perfect man when she's the fakest thing you can ever think of

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Politics › Re: I Have Not Received Any Salary In 6 Years- Rauf Aregbesola by OlajumokeBread(f): 11:09am On Dec 13, 2016

Just give Buhari some time

He will pay you next week when $1 becomes 1 naira

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Politics › Re: I Have Not Received Any Salary In 6 Years- Rauf Aregbesola by OlajumokeBread(f): 11:09am On Dec 13, 2016

This is just the beginning

I want Buhari to rule Nigeria for 100 years

I want to see these zombies cry like a rat on mensuration

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Pets › Re: How Do I Eradicate My Phobia For Dogs by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:47am On Dec 13, 2016

I remember one time i caught the stupid dog that bit my mother and sister

I took the dog to the forest, chained it to a tree and left it there for 3 weeks

When i finally released the dog, even the owner no fit recognize am

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Politics › Re: Why Gencos Can’t Deliver 6000MW Target by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:45am On Dec 13, 2016

I don't want good/improved electricity

I don't want good economy

I don't want good roads

I don't want anything good

All i want is Buhari to rule Nigeria for 100 years

I want to see the zombies suffer till death

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TV/Movies › Re: What Is D Scariest Movie U Have Ever Watched? by OlajumokeBread(f): 6:11pm On Dec 12, 2016

bionixs:
I KNOW YOUR FAMILY WILL BE ASHAMED OF YOU. JUST ONE STRANGE SICKNESS WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE. I SEE IT COMING, SORRY IN ADVANCE

Shut up kid

No sickness can make me believe that God exist

Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by OlajumokeBread(f): 11:42am On Dec 12, 2016

lastpage:
This is WHY people must be careful, who they listen to!
Those who have NOTHING AT STAKE in Nigeria, will drive you to cause chaos and ruin your own country while they stay afar and still laugh at you!

Well, in that place where you have your 'family' either White Policeman is killing them like flies or Trump is planning to deport them all back home, one of the two will happen.

Lastpage!

Your naturally dumb if you think that the president of the united States have the power to even tell a 3 year old kid what to do not to talk of deporting someone

Do you know how deportation works ??
Do you know how many court hearings you will have before you get deported ??
Do you know that it takes $56,0000 to deport a single person ??
Do you know that you cannot and cannot deport someone who have lived in the United states for 5 years ??

Kid, why don't you go eat your Amala and Ewedu and go fucck your mother

Foreign Affairs › Re: Hilarious Cameroonian Memes Mocking Minister's Handshake With President Biya. by OlajumokeBread(f): 9:50am On Dec 12, 2016

This is how ~~osibande~~ ~~osibanjo~~ mere commissioner greets Buhari

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Politics › Re: Power Generation Drops To 3,050MW by OlajumokeBread(f): 9:46am On Dec 12, 2016

haibe:
Mumu.. the zombies are rich people that can afford a standby gen with unlimited fuel.. them plenty for North. So na u go suffer am pass

Don't ever use zombies and rich in the same sentence

Here are some good example of zombies : Omenka, Ngeneukwenu, Beremx and Omolala, these guys cannot even buy a cup of garri

Or are there some type of zombie i don't know about ??

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Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by OlajumokeBread(f): 9:45am On Dec 12, 2016

patola080:
you re ntin but a big fool so if u ve d money dat is how to spend it ? If dat is how ur father is spending d money one day u will hv ntin again

I know you're 40 years old and still lives with your mother

I'm a 25 year old independently rich guy

Poor rat

Politics › Re: Power Generation Drops To 3,050MW by OlajumokeBread(f): 9:38am On Dec 12, 2016*

Thank God

I wish it keeps dropping

And i also wish Buhari will rule for 100 years

I want to see the zombies suffer

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Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by OlajumokeBread(f): 9:02am On Dec 12, 2016

Ijaya123:
You must be the real zombie. So how will you and your families afford it at that rate? The brain is there for a purpose.

Maybe me and my family don't reside in Nigeria

Use your brain

Even if we do live in Nigeria, we can buy 100 bags of rice at the rate of 90k without going to the bank

Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by OlajumokeBread(f): 9:00am On Dec 12, 2016

feodan:
Yes of course, send it quick.

Life or fried ogunfe ??

Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by OlajumokeBread(f): 8:58am On Dec 12, 2016

Lyord56:
u think
You're funny

Hahahahahahhah

I'm not funny but i get at least 100 likes on a single post

Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by OlajumokeBread(f): 8:57am On Dec 12, 2016

feodan:
yes 1st send d pic 2 me on what app.

Okay

You want ogunfe too ??

Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by OlajumokeBread(f): 8:52am On Dec 12, 2016

feodan:
He dey abi he no dey Abeg ? I'm starving

E dey

You want yam and beans for inside am ??

Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by OlajumokeBread(f): 8:49am On Dec 12, 2016

feodan:
Abeg I wan buy bread ?

Bread ??

I know you live Agege bread

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Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by OlajumokeBread(f): 8:44am On Dec 12, 2016

jaymejate:

Then your generation won't even have chance to see rice talk less of eating it

Lol

Nice try

I don't have any family member in Nigeria

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