Jokes Etc › Which Of The Two Son Is Foolish? by olamonsor2(op): 2:55pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Mr James and his friend Mr Oko were arguing about their sons stupidity. Mr James argued that his son was more silly than Oko's son. Oko however disagreed,so they decided to put their sons to test. James called his son and asked him to buy something for him at the market. The boy ran out without even asking for money and what to buy. James said,"You see how silly he is?He didn't even ask for what to buy and money. Mr Oko retorted,"Is this what you call foolishness?"Just wait and see."Oko called his son and said,"go home and check if l am in the house."Oko's son took to his heel and came back panting."Papa U no dey house,Mama say U dey your friend's place. A beg which one FOOLISH pass? |
Romance › Re: What Color Will You Give Nairaland?(pic) by olamonsor2(op): 2:07pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: What Color Will You Give Nairaland?(pic) by olamonsor2(op): 1:56pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
AndreRose: Nairaland is fun. I chose green because it reads "you are funny", didn't base it on the colour already standing.  |
Romance › What Color Will You Give Nairaland?(pic) by olamonsor2(op): 1:23pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
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Christianity Etc › Hilarious Church Shoe Pic by olamonsor2(op): 12:50pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
A friend of mine used this pic as his DP, I was touched and I decide to share it with people here. How true is this pic?
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Politics › Jonathan Should Take National Conference Document With Him When He Leaves Aso by olamonsor2(op): 8:49pm On Apr 18, 2015 |
Jonathan Should Take National Conference Document With Him When He Leaves Aso Villa, Shehu Sani Says “The payments made to legislature must be made public and it is what I intend to do. I intend to make mine [salary] public. This includes the office staff of legislatures,” he told SaharaTV. Senator-Elect Shehu Sani, representing Kaduna Central, told SaharaTV during an exclusive interview that he believes President Jonathan should take the National Conference recommendations with him when he leaves Aso Villa. The National Conference, which cost more than 11 billion Naira, was organized by President Jonathan last year to discuss the challenges facing Nigeria and possible solutions to them. “My personal opinion is when Jonathan leaving the villa he should not forget to take the recommendations of that conference,” Senator-Elect Sani told SaharaTV. “It should be part of the loads taken to his own vehicle,” he added. Senator-Elect said that he is not sure how his party, the All Progressives Congress (APC), would deal with the National Conference recommendations but that he has been in opposition to it since last year. On the fiscal conditions of Nigeria he said that the APC-lead government needs to be honest and that, “the truth is that we don’t have as much money as we used to have.” He argued that the salaries and allowances should be made known to the public, and should be reduced. “The payments made to legislature must be made public and it is what I intend to do. I intend to make mine [salary] public. This includes the office staff of legislatures,” he told SaharaTV. Everyone must make financial sacrifices from the President downward. “If they don’t sacrifice their payments and allowances then who will? Patriotism isn’t just for the poor,” according to him. He added that it was not right that Senators and Parliamentarians are paid 100 million Naira when the price of oil is falling. http://saharareporters.com/2015/04/18/jonathan-should-take-national-conference-document-him-when-he-leaves-aso-villa-shehu-sani
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Politics › Re: Xenophobia Nigerians Should Do This. by olamonsor2: 9:04pm On Apr 17, 2015 |
Bad idea sir |
Education › Re: Study Permit To Canada by olamonsor2: 8:53pm On Apr 17, 2015 |
Go to travel section u will see travelling to canada part 7 , they will answer u there. |
Romance › Re: Guys; Would You Do This Even If Offered Millions? (photo) by olamonsor2: 2:15pm On Apr 17, 2015 |
I can without money |
Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 7 by olamonsor2: 7:09am On Apr 16, 2015 |
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Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 7 by olamonsor2: 10:38pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
@ Ornaments. Can I collect back my money which is on the draft when I am done with my apps here in Nigeria? |
Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 7 by olamonsor2: 3:00pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
Ornaments: A bank draft in a convertible currency is one of the listed doc for proof of finance on cic website. The good thing about ds is you don't need a proof of funds like fixed deposit. This is how to go about it. Go to your bank prefarably the modern banks. Open a dorm account. Deposit the amount you wanna use in dollars. Then instruct your bank to draw a draft in your name. E.g I went to my bank,opened a dorm account, deposited the dollars into the account, then I requested for a foreign draft. Pls are u here I want to ask u some questions concerning bank draft. |
Travel › Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by olamonsor2: 2:49pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
Pls is this thread meant for visiting visa as well? I am new here |
Politics › Re: I’m Not Seeking Asylum Anywhere, Says Diezani by olamonsor2: 9:05pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Keneking: Ok. No smoke without fire.
1. Is she on vacation? 2. Is she on maternity leave? 3. Is she on omugwo? 4. Is she sick? 5. Is OPEC having any meet in UK? 6. Is she perfecting another citizenship? 7. Is she cooking something we don't know apart from her boss? My wife google knows the answer |
Politics › Re: World Bank Releases List Of Nigerian Looters With Foreign Bank Accounts by olamonsor2: 8:43pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Hausa and igbo chai.. there is God ooo. |
Politics › Re: Oyo State Governorship Result:majority Are Not Happy by olamonsor2: 8:35am On Apr 13, 2015 |
Yes I am not happy |
Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 7 by olamonsor2: 9:20pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
hesque: I didn't pay What is your email ? |
Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 7 by olamonsor2: 8:50pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
House where is Don Siga? Pls respond to my email |
Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 7 by olamonsor2: 8:44pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
@ hesque do u pay tuition fees? |
Politics › Re: Wike Worships Money & Can Betray His Mother For Money - Amaechi by olamonsor2: 7:15pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
KwoiZabo: Amaechi is an arrogant man and a traitor. He will lose out in Rivers and learn not to take advantage of people.
Meanwhile if Buhari cannot be disqualified for certificate then Fayose cannot be impeached. says who? |
Politics › Re: Wike Worships Money & Can Betray His Mother For Money - Amaechi by olamonsor2: 7:13pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
fair14: Amaechi is now under pressure to deliver his candidate. Rotimi chibuike amaechi, remember you are useless to buhari unless you become a muslim. Hence you don't have region now, please join islam now. must u comment? U talk like an I.diot |
Politics › Re: Seriously Where Are All Those People That Use To Shout GEJ Till 2019 by olamonsor2: 10:40pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: My Uncle's Wife Wants Me To Sleep With Her. by olamonsor2: 4:54pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Next available flight man. Dont tell ur uncle cos she will finish u I bet u |
Romance › Re: Help: He Had Sex With A Widow Three Days After Her Husband's Death. by olamonsor2: 9:30am On Apr 03, 2015 |
Alot of implication 1. Law of kama will apply to him 2. He (ur friend) have inherit what they call spiritual bondage 3. He has inherit failure 4. He has inherit backwardness 5. He has inherit what they called spirit of pisgah.
Solution
1.Confession of is sin 2. He need deed deliverance. |
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Bode George Free To Relocate To Bayelsa (video) by olamonsor2: 8:32pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
Jagaban |
Politics › Re: Orubebe Now A Word In Urban Dictionary by olamonsor2: 8:28pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
Smile |
Crime › Re: Al-shabab Militants Kill 70 In Kenya University by olamonsor2: 8:26pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
Kenya beware. Act fast. |
Politics › Re: President Francois Hollande Calls Buhari, Invites Him To Paris by olamonsor2: 8:23pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
.Observing. |
Politics › Re: Gani Adams Praises Buhari, Says He’s Nigeria’s Abraham Lincoln by olamonsor2: 7:23pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
After collecting ur nationa cake from GEJ. Funny nigill |
Politics › Re: We’ll Be Back In Four Years Time – Okupe by olamonsor2: 7:22pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
U will still b in prison man |
Politics › Re: Picture Of President Elect With His VP In Office This Morning by olamonsor2: 12:11pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
MuguliciousMUGU: Osibanjo and buhari should stop wearing eye glasses, they eyes should be clear, they should grind 500 naira pepper and put in their eyes, i tell you they will see vision 5050, they need clear eyes to defeat boko haram.
And that office looks like recharge card sellers office, they need to make it look like white house, infact make it attractive, that chair does not make sense.
And why is osibanjo standing up, common he suppose to be sitting down, they need to get another chair for him. 2 chair, one for v.c and presido, not plastic chair oo.
And what do they know that they are writing, are they writing how much they will steal, they should not try it ooo, we are watching them.
Finally, osibanjo should start wearing suit, this is the 21st century for eledumare sake Signed minister of women affairs u talk too much. Chai |
Politics › Re: Mandela To Buhari: You Can Still Be President by olamonsor2: 10:26am On Apr 01, 2015 |
GMB is nigeria Abraham Lincoln |