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Software/Programmer Market / Re: Download Vmix Pro Crack 25 [ 2023 ] Full Activated by olaolayink(m): 9:30am On Jan 27, 2023
Hi good morning, I will like to know if this has been Crack and it free? Is there activation code for it?
Family / Re: Woman Took Her Drunk Husband To A Mortuary To Teach Him A Lesson by olaolayink(m): 12:21pm On Apr 26, 2022
Cold Zobo. This story has been on whatsapp since God knows. Its have forwarded many times on
It.

Last Monday ko �


IBenardoo:
Married Woman Takes Drunk Husband To The Mortuary To Stop Him From Drinking

A man has vowed never to drink again after his wife took him to a mortuary while he was drunk and had him sleep with the corpses.

According to @dunswortgabriel who shared the story on Twitter, his neighbor was a big drunk and after so many embarrassing experiences with him, his wife decided to teach him a lesson by taking him to the mortuary while he was unconscious.

He tweeted, “When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. My neighbour was a big drunk. Most times his wife would pick him up in bars and terraces. Her family and friends wanted her to leave him but she was hopeful that she would find a solution. She told me in confidence that at one point she was so tired that she said to herself that she must find a solution very quickly.

According to her, last Monday she went to pick him up again, but he was completely drunk as usual. Instead of taking him home, she headed to the Mortuary and negotiated with the mortuary attendants to have him sleep near the corpses, then she came back home Some hours later, the gentleman wakes up and starts screaming and begging the mortuary attendant that he is not dead.

The mortuary attendants just laughed hysterically and said: “All you corpses, you come to practice witchcraft here. Abeg, go lie down with your friends joor…” After several pleas, he was released and came home. My neighbour says that since that day, even Coca-cola or Pepsi sef, her husband doesn’t take anymore.”

https://twitter.com/DunswortGabriel/status/1502799068883558404?t=xcKdBjCl1a5l6KxBLuKvYA&s=19
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Crime / Breaking: 33,000 Liters Petrol Tank Fell by olaolayink(m): 9:09am On Oct 26, 2018
A petrol tank belongs to a fuel station in abeokuta fell down at federal housing estate, olomore. if not for God intervention and people pro active, we might be talking about another otedela disaster.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Shooting At YouTube Headquarters In California by olaolayink(m): 11:12pm On Apr 03, 2018
hmm
Forum Games / Re: [b]game Time:last Man Standing Wins[/b] by olaolayink(m): 5:02pm On Aug 11, 2017
nairaland is a social media
Music/Radio / Wizkid Win The Night At Afrima 2016 by olaolayink(m): 8:32am On Nov 07, 2016
Held at the Eko Hotels and Suites, Victoria Island Lagos, The All Africa Music Awards (AFRIMA) just ended a few hours ago and sure was a memorable night for all the attendees.

The award was hosted by Ahmed Soultan, Bonang Matheba and Ika Jang.

Wizkid was again named as the “Artiste of the year”! This is coming after his big win as the “Best African Act” and the”Best Worldwide Act” the MTV Europe Music Awards 2016 award ceremony which held in Ahoy Rotterdam in Netherlands last night.

Falz was named as the Revelation of the year while the legendary King Sunny Ade received a Special Recognition Award.

Check out the full list of winners below.

1. Best Male East Africa – Diamond Platnumz (Tanzania)

2. Best Female East Africa – Cindy Sanyu (Uganda)

3. Best Male South Africa – Black Coffee (South Africa)

4. Best female South Africa – Sally Boss Madam (Namibia)

5. Best Male Central Africa- Wax Dey (Cameroon)

6. Best Female Central Africa- Bruna Tatiana (Angola)

7. Best Male North Africa – DJ Van (Morocco)

8. Best Female North Africa- Zina Daoudia (Morocco)

9. Best Male West Africa – Flavour (Nigeria)

10. Best Female West Africa – Aramide (Nigeria)

11. Best Inspirational Female – Naomi Achu (Cameroon)

12. Best Artiste/Dou/GroupBand in African Contemporary- Flavour (Nigeria)

13. Most Promising Artiste- Amine Aub (Morocco)

14. African Fans Favorite – Phyno (Nigeria)

15. Song writer of the year – Unique (Uganda)

16. Special Recognition Award – King Sunny Ade (Nigeria)

17. Best Artist/Duo/Group African Hiphop- Stanley Enow (Cameroon)

18. Best Artist/Duo/Group African Ragga & Dancehall- Patoranking (Nigeria)

19. Best Artist/Duo/Group African Traditional music- Zeynab (Benin)

20. Best Artist/Duo/Group African Electro – Such (Zimbabwe)

21. Best Artist/Duo/Group African RnB – Henok & Mehari Brothers (Ethiopia)

22. Best Artist/Duo/Group in African Rock -M’vula (Angola)

23. Best African Jazz – Jimmy Dludlu (South Africa)

24. Best African Group -VVIP (Ghana)

25. Best African Collaboration – Mbilo Mbilo by Eddy Kenzo (Uganda) ft Niniola (Nigeria)

26. Video of the Year – Dogo Yaro by VVIP (Ghana)

27. Revelation of the year – Falz (Nigeria)

28. Album of the year – Ahmed Soultan (Morocco)

29. Song of the year- Utanipenda Diamond Platnumz (Tanzania)

30. Artiste of the Year -Wizkid (Nigeria)

- See more at: http://www..ng/2016/11/07/see-full-list-afrima-2016-winners-see/#sthash.KQM1hiyk.dpuf
Properties / Re: Construction Of Onikan Multi-storey Car Park Trailed By Controversy by olaolayink(m): 6:48am On Nov 06, 2016
I tesi waju eko

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: Strike In Ogun State by olaolayink(m): 10:24am On Oct 20, 2016
presently in abeokuta
Politics / Breaking News: Strike In Ogun State by olaolayink(m): 9:59am On Oct 20, 2016
There's ongoing strike in all public sector in ogun state. public school students have been sent back home, general hospital in abeokuta is on stand still
Phones / Re: Android 7.0 Nougat Out: What You Should Know.(pics) by olaolayink(m): 7:06am On Aug 24, 2016
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Fashion / Re: Join The Beard Gang by olaolayink(m): 11:48pm On Jul 05, 2016
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Fashion / Re: The Beard Gang by olaolayink(m): 11:41pm On Jul 05, 2016
mizzjohn:
This is precisely why men should invest in beard oils and balms to keep those beards conditioned and healthy. No woman wants to have her face scratched to bits when she kisses her man all in the name of growing beard. LOL

which oil n balm can you suggest and how much then where to get it

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Crime / Re: Are Yahoo! Boys Really Intelligent? by olaolayink(m): 5:32am On Jul 04, 2016
no they re ............ fill the gap plz
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Dreams Of Opening A T-shirt Shack In Hawaii After He Leaves The Presidency by olaolayink(m): 5:28am On Jul 04, 2016
lol
Politics / Re: Okorocha Orders Payment Of Workers’ Salaries by olaolayink(m): 5:20am On Jul 04, 2016
next election is knocking

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Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Officially Joins Twitter,see His First Tweet by olaolayink(m): 5:44am On Jun 09, 2016
byteHead:
Correction. "I've finally embrace(d) social media since it expand(s) the possibilities of engagement"

seriously?

cckris:
Obasanjo is the most CORRUPT man in Nigeria.
Let'm vomit the $16 billion NEPA money. Devil.

God create the devil for a reason,so I'm tempted to ask have you find out the reason you re created?
Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Officially Joins Twitter,see His First Tweet by olaolayink(m): 5:42am On Jun 09, 2016
byteHead:
Correction. "I've finally embrace(d) social media since it expand(s) the possibilities of engagement"

seriously?

cckris:
Obasanjo is the most CORRUPT man in Nigeria.
Let'm vomit the $16 billion NEPA money. Devil.

God create the devil for a reason,so I'm tempted to ask have you find out the reason you re created?

byteHead:
Correction. "I've finally embrace(d) social media since it expand(s) the possibilities of engagement"

seriously?
Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Officially Joins Twitter,see His First Tweet by olaolayink(m): 5:38am On Jun 09, 2016
osinbanjoisaliar:
Fake. Baba incestuous will refute this news tomorrow. But if it's true ehn, I will personally lead a mob of 200,000 followers and trolls to bombard his account with insults and ethnic slurs. I'll make his Twitter life so hellish, that he will close that account the next day.

after that federal government will start paying you salary for insulting an elder stateman which you re dreaming to become one day though I said DREAMING
Politics / Re: Photos:one Of The Wives Of Alaafin Of Oyo,olori Ayabaadeyemi Celebrates Birthday by olaolayink(m): 5:35am On Jun 09, 2016
hbd mama
Politics / Re: Nigeria UK Govt Denies Report On Buhari’s Meeting With Jonathan In London by olaolayink(m): 5:34am On Jun 09, 2016
maybe
Politics / Re: The Niger Delta Avengers Again!!! by olaolayink(m): 9:08am On May 12, 2016
space allocated to fed ministry of minerals resources and Niger delta
Politics / Re: Queen Elizabeth Meets Deji Of Akure In 1956 by olaolayink(m): 11:36pm On May 04, 2016
deji Abi dadi akure
Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido Accuses Goodluck Jonathan And Ben Murray Bruce?? by olaolayink(m): 11:35pm On May 04, 2016
common sense senator,na true?
Politics / Re: Lagos To Construct N49Billion Medical Park by olaolayink(m): 11:34pm On May 04, 2016
eko o ni baje mo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: List Of English Premier League Champions From 1993 Till Date by olaolayink(m): 10:48pm On May 02, 2016
England with silly football style

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Romance / Re: How Many Girls Can Introduce 2 Of Her Boyfriends Like This? by olaolayink(m): 4:33pm On Apr 28, 2016
cry cool grin

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