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naijababe:
Shuo . Love both of us ke? NB doesn't do sharing

One day one day, you go see me for Scotland. I don tell ya.

And, I mean it oo.

PS:

We don miss you for the other thread oo.

Contumely:
What should follow after 'I thought'
e.g
I thought you ARE in love with Susan.
I thought you WERE in love with Susan.

Hello Contumely

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=519155.msg9207545#msg9207545 date=1316808381]Psyched! Fake fight.[/quote]Yeah, I'm sure she understands it like that too. I love both of you the only difference is Naijababe don marry so I dey dey careful with moi choice of word with her make I no infuriate her or do anything infradig. If not I for don beg relocate go Scotland sef. If she no go throw me inside dem snow.

Happy to know both of u sha.

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=519155.msg9207545#msg9207545 date=1316808381]I will concede my average score is[b] 11/15.[/b] [/quote]

Mai God! What's d meaning of this? Your average score? Abeg, 11 is 11 no average score oo. Abi e no reach 11 ni?

Okay. Okay.

Both of you have 15/15. I am proud of you. Resolved! It's 1:1 goalless draw


PS:
We need to know Stranger's score though.

naijababe:
Smarty boots, me!!!. 14 outta 15; prof ya need to move outta Peckham (i did the tricky before the fiendish)

I tried "tricky" 3 times and I got 15 . .15 . . 15.
With your Scottish accent, the fiendish will fetch you . . . hmm . . . 2.5 (yeah, 2 and a half) .

My Isale is the best on NL. The only NLander who got 11.


BTW, I live near Guildford. Ask Seun

mitofag:
Very razzz and local.


you prolly think its pronounced "Borgois?"

Omo buruku . How did Stranger discover this thread o, moi Lord?

I thought he didn't know about its existence.



BTW, what did you score?

7am

LG, moi people.

(Life's good)

Kedro:
i am intent **** continuing my education.pls fill in d blank space for me

Sorry bro.

"On/upon"

This Stranger, mhenn!

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=519155.msg9194597#msg9194597 date=1316644573]I find I have problems with Italian words.  The double letters are often not where you expect them.[/quote]Full of Italian, Spanish and French words. E.g. "cappuccino" and "burrito".

Most coffee shops add "h" to cappuccino.

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=519155.msg9194597#msg9194597 date=1316644573]Hmmm. I am determined! lol.

About the audio.  There has to be an error-free way of presenting this test, don't you think?  I spelt the word, Narcissist, and was surprised to find I got it wrong.  Well, what the speech lady actually said was the name of the person for whom the disorder is named.  But, it wasn't properly enunciated by her, as far as I'm concerned. 

I also misspelt a word for a persistent skin condition.  Doggone Noxzema Creme tripped me up on that one.  lol.

I find I have problems with Italian words.  The double letters are often not where you expect them.

P.S. I took the test a few more times, scored 9 and 10 a couple of times, and quit when i repeated 11/15 again! Phew!!! [/quote]

The reason why it's "fiendish". You need to listen to how she pronounced "bourgeois". I thought she meant "usual" (I wrote "usual" with a big smile on moi face ) . . . fa - fa . . . foulllllll. .

Oh mai!

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=519155.msg9194457#msg9194457 date=1316642833]hahahahaha. I don't do well with compliments. But, just wanted to try my hand at this challenge you threw out there. 

You're right about the audio/announcer.  Half the words missed is due to confusion about what you're hearing, to be honest.

I'll take it again.  If I don't do any better than 11, you won't hear from me again today. lol. [/quote]The words are truly difficult.

If you score higher than 11, then, you're better than a Mensa, I tell ya.

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=519155.msg9194372#msg9194372 date=1316641635]Used USA English

Fiendish: Scored 11/15

Not happy. 

First word missed, sounded like measible wth?
Second, missed correct spelling for a[i] type of dinosaur/reptiles[/i]
Third, spelt a word as varigated - WRONG!
Fourth, a word that sounded like chibacta

I won't give away the answers since others might want to take the test.  [/quote]I said it. You're special, my lassie.

That must be the highest score. I did it again and I got 9, flunked 6.

Oya, sebi you sabi

Try this Spelling Challenge.

A very nice game.

I tried the most difficult one (called "Fiendish", I scored 10 out of 15. I didn't hear 2 of the words (strange difficult words) properly. Well, I didn't know their origin either. I flunked 3 (sorry 5 ).

You can use either British or American pronunciation.
Enjoy it (remember, try the "Fiendish" only ). Good luck.

http://oxforddictionaries.com/page/spellingchallenge

"Which" vs "that"

"Who" vs "that"

http://oxforddictionaries.com/page/grammartipthatorwhich

Appoint me as Matters Arising Minister

Not much

Doubt it though

Leviticus 21:16-21

King James Version (KJV)

16And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

17Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

18For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

19Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

20Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

21No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+21%3A16-21&version=KJV

They are saying "black man, stay away"
Idi, may God bless u

Rev Ukai's nose is flat

[quote author=Idi-Amin link=topic=763751.msg9183633#msg9183633 date=1316521319]No dey fall my hand ooo. E dey my post Leviticus 21: 17-18[/quote]Sorry. Just about to edit moi post

Pleaseeeeeeeeeee. What verse in Letivicus?

[quote author=Idi-Amin link=topic=763751.msg9183538#msg9183538 date=1316520565]Leviticus 21
King James Version (KJV)



17Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

18For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

My own nose dey flat ooo Ola, so this delusional god for bible don talk say I no fit approach am.

So all you christians with flat noses, pls come out and stop attending churches abeg [/quote]
Priceless!
Let me call my fellow Christians  . Oh mai!

Thank you very much

[quote author=Idi-Amin link=topic=763751.msg9183412#msg9183412 date=1316519780]f black man appear to you and say 'I am Jesus',[/quote]
I will just run away. Black man?

[quote author=Idi-Amin link=topic=763751.msg9183396#msg9183396 date=1316519647]Do you know it's written in the bible that God 'supposedly' said you should not approach him if you have a flat nose? [/quote]What verse please?

Thank God, my nose is not flat

Nimshi:
Should have asked Mr. Ukpai what Jesus Christ looked like!

Oyinbo naa.

Shina Rambo also saw Jesus

I watched a Christian play (I didn't want to) and the only black man in the said play was Satan/Devil.

Just imagine that. And, they show these films in African churches.

A black man in the Middle East 2000 years ago? And why not Jesus . . . why the devil?


It's good to have faith, but, use your head moi people

kulutempa:
Can anyone here make sense of the contradictions in the bolded paragraphs above?  How can you say that you have agreed  on  something and  at the same time, say that you are discussing the possibility?

Don't mind them . . . effing liars.

If it's an MOU, why the captivating headline.

FG to do this  . . . . FG to develop that. Have you seen any tangible outcome in the last 20/30 years?

Well, let Niger Deltans like Beaf STEAL dem own jare. Those people suffer for Naija. And, na dem oil.

Power ko power ni.

What they want is your oil.

omanzo02:
Man, check the ID again, that is the impersonator Beaf! and not the real Beaf.

Hahahaha

No wonder.

[quote author=Beaf! link=topic=763052.msg9176276#msg9176276 date=1316434309]I repeat

From the look of things they have or are in the process of fulfilling that promise. GEJ is not man enough to face these people, we all have to accept that.[/quote]Beaf actually said this?

Paradigm shift?