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Annysat: lolz traditional medicine ke me i no fit do dat 1 @olastep

...lol

contact michaeltotti, he'l tel u what to do

Iketoluwa: nope,I'm studying English language, dassul.

alright

Nairalane: why not give her Law Edu.

her name is annysat so she can be hunting ants for our dept

michaeltotti: Ehen emmy must hear dz oo.dnt try beggin me at all.she must hear

ehehehehehehehehehehe. She wont evn believe u. Hahahahahaha

michaeltotti: Brain Teaser:
When i was 10 years old, my
sister was half my age, now that
am 20 years old, how old is she?
A. 20
b. 10
C. 15
D .25
E. 5. ?

C

temitope23: I was told those guys hardly sleep in their hostel once they start rehearsal.

that was before they did their Initiation. Like 6 weeks after resumption. Bt since then, they dont. Though they do go for night practice not midnight anylonger

jaryeh: After going through the posts here,I could not help but laugh out loud. Olastep,you funny no be small o.

I dey gbadun una.

And to the riddles on ground,the answer is Friday.

...lol
since i may be off for some time. Lemme share u an aluta experience.

It was a bright saturday morning. I woke up very lazy. I think i was cooking pounded indomie(not my favorite though). Then we started to hear noise outside. Since, its not a new thing with those Angola babies, we didnt care. Then, we started seeing boiz wit sticks and leaves coming to my block with drums shouting 'E jade o o o'. I think say na party, e go do, but wetin concern agbero with overload. Dem no want my indomie cook finish sef. Since we're in d last block, so many of them converge there. Also, my room is directly at the steps to d block, so their body heat cook my indomie finish. See wahala o. Them talk make i no eat say dem dey protest, so, make i faint, na dem go buy miliki 4 me?. Though, we've heard how those aluta boiz make use of only freshers. I ate my pounded indomie o. Anyway, i came outside and i was watching them on my 150 D. Also, i was cracking n strategising how i'l xcape. They went to Africa. All d food(rice, beans, eba, fufu, bread etc) were locked up by these aluta boiz. They said it is too xpensive for students n d owner is rude to everybody. The iya sef don dey cry. Dey wan spoil market 4 pesin. After few hrs, dey went to Angola buttery, gave d owner warning. All those girls there jst dey look lyk ajasco. They quickly went to Awo b4 going to Moz. By that time, boiz r not smiling. I quick entad my room, take my bag, off i go. Hahahahahahahaha.

By that time, i saw my class-rep n he informed me say we av dept meeting a couple of hrs later. Wen i got there with my buddy, everybody jst dey talk. I don tire o o. Shey ds people no go release us ni? Now, they said make me n buddy talki. Hahahahahaha. We said nothing to say. They said we must talk. Hahahaha. See me see wahala o. Wen we talk, na we scatter d whole meeting n everybody dey go him hostel. Abeg na whose fault? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Take care friends.

Iketoluwa: me ke? I know all these things no mean say I dey do am now and wat keeps me pretty late at night is dra101 rehearsal, omo mhen no be small ting and if u gast to walk 4 like 12:30 abi 1:00am (I no dey lie o ask dramatic arts people o) u gast to see something.

wait o o o? Are u a dramatic art student? I av many of u as disturbance in my room and block. Do u knw Femi? Wat abt enion? I av like 6 of u in my room. Hahahahaha. More than 20 in my block. Yes. Do u also knw Tayo(dat black girl)?

Afolabi6046: Dnt tell me u wanna mock me too bro

i cant. This thread is funny. Anyway, its good

...lol

muyeskin: Biz? Well, I neva knew u were transacting a business with her. It's her choice 2 decide.

Admission into Dept of Traditional Medicine, fac of Yoruba Sciences

muyeskin: Which other course will you prefer cos what i can. D̶̲̥̅̊☺ is to help with an admission resquest in some other faculties.

ehehehehehe bro. No spoil biz 4 me o

Annysat: nt rili @olastep

wat do we do nw? Hope u wont mind my dept of Traditional Medicine? We deal in all kinds of herbs, odeshi, jazz, fly-over, ofe etc. Try us today and you wont be the same

muyeskin: How i wish i can share a bit of my experience back then, Trust me, You will all get.............. Is it about the guy that was caught writing an exam for her babe and with the hope of getting out of the scene jumped from a four storey building at Faculty of Agric and broke his two legs (A final year student turned Ayefele). The most painful part was that he could not sing a note not to talk of composing songs or is it about the fresh man that almost jumped down from White house after checking his PHY 101 result. So much more but my advice is, You've got a mission to fulfill once you've been admitted. Remain focused. Signed: Oxygen

what a good advice!

Adegbemigunjosh: Olastep u wan lie say u self no ........no cum here dey form holy holy oooo....lolz

no be holy holy o o o. Its not dat i dont av female friends, yes i do, a lot of them. But hardly do we move together. Though some ar fond of me *winks*

Annysat: once my name appear on futa coc admission list am goin 4 futa oo @olastep

and its same futa a girl friend in my class who has evn resumed there dumped futa and came over to OAU. Anyway, hope u av connections in if?

Adegbemigunjosh: Olastep chairman mi,i dey gbadun ur story oooo...i just dey laugh here...na only nairalane wan spoil my mood with hin own version of story...continue olastep...Bleep anybody wey talk abt derailin...lwkmd

...lol
oya o o. Let me share this.
Ì went to Moz twice last semester. The first time it was Olugbenger(my friend who jst posted here), and Ollyfad(a nairalander also) who came to Angola side. We met for d 1st tym dat night. After some talks, Ollyfad raised d idea we shud visit Miss law (who also posted ds night). Their rooms r beside eachother. Miss law was already on her upper bed close to d door, so we asked her to come outside. She couldnt leave Moz cos she's already almost **** i no talk o o. So, we fixed a time during d day n we met.

The other time was when Olabisi (d guy who used to come here n shout if u are in architecture!). Hahahaha. Remember?. Dats great. He told me he wanted to visit a girl in moz dat i shud join him. I initialy declined bt since i'm less busy dat night, i cant find an excuse. So, we went. We stayed beside moz common room close to d gate. Ehehehehehehehehe. Wetin pesin no go see. Hahahahahahahaha. It was all fun.

Mind you, that was the first month of resumption. Ever since, evn though moz is opposite angola, i dare not enter. Many eagles are watchin' me. Hahahahahahahahaha

Vetolips: chaiii see confession of d highest order... *** u don sabi all dose hidden basement,steps,and @d back of different lektures theatre..oya tell us ur own favourite spot**winks**

with me...

Adegbemigunjosh: Olastep chairman mi,i dey gbadun ur story oooo...i just dey laugh here...na only nairalane wan spoil my mood with hin own version of story...continue olastep...Bleep anybody wey talk abt derailin...lwkmd

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha bro, dats jst life

Annysat: my agg is nt up 2 my course cutoff @olastep

what r ur plans nw?

Olugbenger: [b]This guy!...LOL
This ur stories alone sha, i never came across such,tho in all my escapades. Btw, you are creating unnecessary views of tendencies in some chaps here and my views are still contrarian to what u'v stated above.
Those courses areNT as bad as u propose. Bro, pls reconsider.[\b]

u know i know u toooo well in school. But lets be sincere, the guy is not creating fears but its true. No need to reconsider. Let me share with u an experience.

My coursemate(a girl) is also fond of those stuffs too. Hers is a higher version. Going to Postgraduate hall to see someone. She'll refer to d person has her uncle. Everytime, she complains she's always tired, she's sick, she's having headache. I always advice her she should desist from such act that it do weakens her n she cant evn read. She wont listen. Now, the exam comes, when she sees that no place to hide., she starts to bombard me with calls, monitoring where i am so we can both read together. Its not a joke Most times i switch off my phones. It almost caused a feud btw my buddies n I. They thought i'm up to something with her. Later, i decided to assist her anyway. This is jst last semester(around may/june). What am i driving at?. What is she rushing at? Why cant she just do what she's here for? As i av said, life is full of choices!. C'mon, what benefit wil a pg student n part-1 derive?. She cant evn come to class often. Begging for notes. Being in slavery to d act. Later on, i picked up a fight with her towards d end of d exams, though i av called her once during this strike.

I repeat, those moz101, Anglomoz stuffs are jst meant for immature minds. Dont mind-twist the guy. Hope u've heard from Ollyfad?

Olugbenger: Eh....Olastep u too had issues, esp seeing off a frnd @ 2 a.m...Tell us what's different here.

alot bro

Nairalane: I think i found a greenlight to where i can join the thread. I overviewed some pages i enjoyed the warm discrepancies btw two intellects of varying degrees. UNITY IS GOOD. Lets live as one. OLASTEP, so u too re aware of those students offering some anglomoz courses. Just tell ur friends to desert the act in question. My room-mate in year one confirm seeing a witch lady around Agric/EDM at nite. The lady was half black and white, moving towards the bush,then. . . . . . . . . Another frightening story was that of a lady in her hostel. She brought down her head and was plaiting her hair by herself. She afterwards returned the head to the initial position. My younger sister in Moz, confirmed the news of some hands, found on the walls for many weeks and so on. On campus, God is d best friend you can hv and nt any lady. Those nite courses wit spiritually poisonous and physically awful. Pls, warn them.

bro, wetin pesin go do? I av heard n probably seen a case too. There was a day abt 2am, i jst went out of Angola to see my buddy off. Thereafter, i heard some noise in moz. Those girls numbering more than 100 were shouting @a middle-age woman. Those porters were confused sef. So, i moved closer and with the assitance of few guys there, i took d lead to interview her. She said she's looking for knife to cut her yam. Dat she jst returned from a journey n jst entered moz bcs she is an alumnus. Funny. So, she cant tel d porters?. Maybe na pesin she wan use d knife cut, na God know. It wasnt funny o. It got to a point i started shouting on her to say d truth. 2am for God's sake. U arent evn a student. So, we jst decided to hand her over to the security men who came in a van after we put a cal to them. Though, i dont knw where it ended. I also do hear abt hands writing on d walls of moz. Its like a myth.

About the anglomoz stuff, i personaly do not engage in them. And i only read @night with my buddies(guys). No weaver. And we av many principles lyk no girl is allowed within us and many stuffs. Cos if not, we'll probably waste our time esp since we av 100% control of it. The hard part is that its hard to advice anyone to stop it. I would love to go on but wouldnt want to derail this thread. Life is full of choices, bro

Annysat: 1st choice @olastep

u av a hight score. U ought to be on merit. What went wrong?

Iketoluwa: taaa! anglomoz no bad reach that one, go motion ground, ajose, law basement abi all those basements dem 4 night. Even though OAU peep dey read, dem still no dey carry last.

hahahahahahaha. U sef knw all those angles. There was a day i went to first bank lecture theatre with my two buddies. In d dead of d night o. There i saw three of my fac mates(1 guy n 2 gals). Omo, i dey fear o. One of them was resting on his shoulders while d other has her head on his laps resting and d guy dey read. Hahahaha. Mi n my buddy laffff to d extent i dey see aeroplanes 4 my eyes. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. The funniest part is dat i knw one of d gals toooo wel, forming big gal during d day. Hahahahahaha. Dat one evn smal. U go see somebody from afar, wen u get very very close, u'l see two. They don glue themselves patapata. Hahahahaha. There was a time also, i was moving together as usual with my buddies around dat white house.... lol... Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Case Closed!

Annysat: i scored 234 in my utme exam nd 238 putme. i chus chem engr is dere any hope for my name to appear on d 2nd list

1st or 2nd choice?

Iketoluwa: bros, u wan kill urself ni?

...lol

miss law: loool..ZOO101 d cos na baba.ws goin bak 2 my hostel d nyt bfor we had zoo nd i got too anglo moz....omo no moz101 dat nyt o i cudnt stop lafn

wow....

OAU sweet 4 dat moz101 stuff o o. Na there u go dey see different styles of k*ssing, hugging, petting. Hahahahahahahaha. OAU boiz no dey carry last. Hahahaha. Bt i do miss most shows cos am not always around d hostel during those tyms. Bt i'm sure d anglomoz suffer cos of zoo101. Hahahaha

If i tel u my story....

Vetolips: lols i tell u ..eyes go dy red like say u b satan's apprentice ni... for sleep sef u go dy drim of dt topic wey u neva cova for dt zoo.. u no d worst part ?? each leta for each spellings count if u miss one like dz na "odo" b dt o... or mk u no undaline d scientific names..o boi na die o..... u don dy level 2 nw abi??..

i could remember two days before my ZOO101 exam. Thank God, i had 12-days break before d zoo cos i did lyk CHM n MTH earlier. The two days was hell. I woke up by 7:00am, got to Fac of Social Sciences basement by 7:25am. Started reading almost immediately uptil 5:30pm. Infact, it got to a point i started urinating on myself. Quickly rushed to Oduduwa hall to flush the remaining. Came back again. By 5:30pm, i went to my friend's hostel, came back together to Fac of law basement by 7pm. Did revision til 2am the nxt day. Went to the hostel, i couldnt sleep cos of the stress, picked my notes til abt 4am. My friends woke me up by 8am. Didnt bath. Went to fac of Social Sciences basement again. Read til 5pm. Went directly to fellowship. Then came back to read immediately d fellowship was over. No branching. I did revision with my two friends that night before. All i could eat was groundnut. It's not that i cant eat but everything lost taste. As you said, i could sense my eyes was itching greatly. Omo, wen u see people dey read sef, u go dey fear. No be sec skul tinx say u go predict hw d exam go be. Haba. To be honest with u bro, i didnt recover from the stress dat fast. The course was so wide, it's more than 90-leaves higher notes. We did 40 qtns in d exam with each having a, b, c, d, e... Each of the a, b, c,d wil av roman figure 1,2,3. And its theory. No objective. U'l only answer in scientific language. No English words.

Immediately, the ZOO exam, we had to prepare for the PHY105 exam.

Oluwatola5: I copied this from a thread....
I think the difference between a sunday answer and a wednesday answer is in the question frame and the arrangement of the days of the week.
NB: If "yesterday was tomorrow" is different from if "tomorrow was yesterday".
The first case assumes the past was in the future hence d true time is in the past... Take two days off Friday in the backward order.
22nd,23rd,24th,25th,26th, 27th... If 24th was 26th, 25th would be 27th
The second case assumes a future to be in the past hence the true time is in the future... take two days off friday in the forward order.
22nd,23rd,24th,25th,26th, 27th... If 26th was 24th, 25th would be 23rd
Since the teacher treats case 1, d answer is a WEDNESDAY!


I hope it clears both ends.

u sha no wan gree

oludee7: Gud afternoon guyz...i rily nid ur help abt smfin botherin ma mind..i applied for 3 admissions(oau's pd,polyib n funaab)n thank God,i've bin admittd into 2(oau's pd n polyib)..hopin i'l b admittd 2 funaab 2..d 1st 2 admit me was oau 4 pd,n i had 2 quickly pay abt 165k,so as 2 beat d deadline...Now,polyib has also admittd me 4 accountin..buh i'm confused,very confused..i dnt knw mayb i shld jx continue with oau's pd against jamb next year,hopin i'l b admittd 2 oau..or i shld snub d 165k,n go 4 polyib,with d hope of crossin 2 oau...plz..wat're ma chances of enterin oau with both ways n if u were in ma shoes..wat'ld u do?..plzzzz
Thanks in advance

it depends. If u wanna be fast, go 4 OAUpd. But if u need extra cert, go 4 polyib. U knw, nd is 2yrs. Excluding 1yr IT. So, its a choice. Bt if u're admitted into pd in OAU, i think OAU loves their pd because of d money n usualy admit a bulk of them. Yea. You av more chances to OAU thru pd than jamb or Direct

Vetolips: nice!! So hw u copin wt Z00-101?.. All dose Entamoeba gingivalis ; Malariae faciparum(hope am correct wt dose spellings)? Lol

oooh u made me remember those stuffs again. ZOO101 is a very interesting course, albeit, it is tasking esp with those big grammers. Strictly Zoological languages. D funniest part is d course is very volatile. WoW. It is also very very wide. I wouldnt want to derail the thread, i would av gist u guys abt the course inwhich nobody dare shakes his/her head b4 or during test n exam else it'l fly away patapata. Hahahahaha. Make me n ZOO no meet again o o o. Never. My best course then though