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skysol: oya na hw many oau babes u wan arrange 4 me nii

skysol: bt nxt week sef 2 near...am tinkin of nxt millenium nonii....house dae sweet die cus dem gals visit me nonii

miss law: hmmmm nd urs is baba akpos :Phmmmm nd urs is baba akpos

skysol: mhenn wait ooh....iya amoru nii baba akpos...see wedding arrangement...if dis 2 pple marry ehnn na onli God knw d kyn pikin wae dem go born nii o....akpos d second nonii

miss law: yeap..latipez

Hausa: oh..i tot it was law

miss law: hmmmm jst try nt to use ur GRAMMER destroy our faculty ooo

miss law: AGRIC EXTENSION ND RURAL DEVELOPMENT

Hopey09: OAU is nw blessed or cursed(dependin on which side of d divide u stand) with pple who av their heads filled wit grammatical jargons,d ones which can make Hon.Obaihaigbon(pardon d spelling) look like a learner.
Messrs Slybrolin,gloatkenf & olastep1... I salute u all but take it easy sha,

i knw u want to impress us esp. d ladies but wahz d point if we don‘t understand wah u‘re trying to pass across?
Then Jerobans,d brochure is ur friend!

miss law: hun....spasmodic movement.....ocular organ...equine quadruple...hmmm *scratchn ma head nd at d same tym lukin for a dico*

Jerobans: Please, can someone help....a cousin wants to sit for this utme and she is asking the utme subjects combination for SOCIOLOGY

gloatkenf: [b]Morny in Jesus' name jae, all rice, let's go there... Now, you've started again, ah ah, how on earth would your past not affect your present and even your so called envisaged rosy morrow/tomorrow when God Himself gangan said in my Kjv bible that, the sins of the past ages are going to hunt and haunt down the 3 generations incoming for since their sins were so pultrid.

You know what, it was cos you slapped Obama last night that made FBI or NYPD jailed you today or it was cos you met the cut off in Jamb that made you to wobble down to the source of all Yorubas', just to embrace the varsity's acrid or acid test or it was cos you made it in the jamb usual exam, post utme and then in the aggregate that made your name to reflect on the list pasted on that board on the campus or it was cos Jesus died that made Him to resurrect or it was cos satana/the old nick/the devil disobeyed God that made God to get irked and then rusticate him down here or it was cos God moulded heavens and earth within 7 days that made him to create our super-papa and supra-mama or Adam and Eve or it was cos I answered the question you asked me last night that made you to ask me another one this morn or it was cos I didn't answer satisfactorily, that compelled you to put on your ink again toward me to enquire me another one or it would be because I live a sinful life now which must be then when I pop the cog/die when the time's ripe that would make me 2go to the seol/hell in the long run or a faithful life and then end up upstairs or...
Bro, the main thing is, not branching or making the past as one's lord and saviour but making all that happened in the past more worth recollecting now and in the morrow by rectifying all the bent edges or spots we'd mistakenly or intently created for ourselves via God's intercede/intervention now and not in the future but mostly for the sole sake of the future, "for sane minds would always dream dreams of a better morrow," i.e okay, as a quintessence/a good examply; "you slapped your dad last night, God forbid, he went ballistic and disowned/renounced/denounced you in that selfsame night, this morny you picked up your bible, read the ten commandments, and you saw, "HONOUR YOUR FATHER AND YOUR MAMA, THAT YOUR DAYS..." as a result, afterwards, by that you felt meanly penitent, and then this morn, you sobriethly gathered up bravery and then penitently hobbled towards your dad, prostrated, with tear glands rolling down from your eye sockets uncomptrollably, ask for pardon of sin...which sin? Sin you committed, committed? Yeah, by slapping your pa 100 times last night, which our bible eschewed gravely and now/in the present, asking for forgiveness this morny for it was cos I was amateurish or devil's ploy manifesting that made you to that...

Bloke, "Your yestaday's actions would always have a reflection in this days reaction."

And about the present. You know what, that's the very reason I said yesterday that they (PAST, NOW AND FUTURE) are like three trees that can't do without each other... If the past could affect the present, then the present also could affect the past and the future, the future and now/present could rectify the past too or make it more uglier... You see, it's intertwined/interwovened for they are states that are indisputable, inexpendable but domitable...

Ehn nah, you know what, "YESTERDAY STARTED A SECOND AGO, NOW/THE PRESENT STARTS NOW BUT ENDS NOW WHILE THE FUTURE BEGINS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE INCOMING OF THE NEXT SECOND." "EVERYTHING STARTS AND DIES WITHIN 3 SECONDS."

All rice, I failed oau post utme in the past years, it pained me in the past, but I punched away the pain it caused me, I succumbed, re-sat, re-read the more wela and went back to retake the same exam I faced and failed in the past and now, I faced it aced through...

Why? Cos, I learnt that I didn't prepare enough in the past or other classified reasons; having known that fact, I started reading the more today, I did the examination one day and the result was hauled out, I checked mine and jubilated, rejoiced and extoled all in the future...

Shalom, sincerely yours jo jare...[/b]

miss law: hahan nt fair oooo *hurt ma feelns*
me sef nt interestd joor

GodzBELOVED: See ehn, you people, I understand that you people can speak and blow big grammar but please, for the sake of others(like me) who don't know 'big english', please speak simple english. Blowing grammar won't get us anywhere,it will only cause headache for others...so please,be considerate,eh. It is better to speak a few simple words and get the good attention of others than to speak a thousand big words and not carry anybody along... Peace!

gloatkenf: [b]Not good and not bad but BEST. For in God's longest dictionaries, some words do not exist therein 'em, and one of 'em is FAILURE. I am sure, God being the omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent would gladly bliss that boy for being what? Yes, for being wholly honest, yes, he does his utmost, he didn't engage in exam malpractices but yet couldn't ace through, bro believe me, and take it or leave it o, if, on the way of that boy to his house, got knocked down by 10 new bulldozers at a time, God may make him inherit the gate fee to paradise without checking out his latter transgressive life-style, if at all he had one, but of the otherwise, the other guy that cheated just to pass, cos he couldn't/wouldn't prepare enough, the bottomless abysmal abyss and inferno are all ready thirsty of such head, I ain't judging, I wasn't given such heavy temerity, adjudication is of God... We've got to let the fear of God go with us in all we do my mate, "FOR WHY CHEATING TODAY AND HAVE EXCELLENT THEN FAIL FOR EVER AND EVER TOMORROW THAT MAY BE DEVOID OF RESTITUTION." "LIFE IS OF NEMESIS" "IT'S GOOD TO DO GOOD BUT BAD TO DO BAD." "I SHALL ENTERTAKE EVERYTHING IN MY OWN COIN WHEN THE TRUMPET SOUNDS YOU TOO AREN'T EXCLUDED, WE ALL HAVE THE SAME GOWN WHEN IT COMES TO THAT."

Believe me, I did O'level 5 times afore I could ace through, while those that couldn't even wrote or spelt their names accurately, that I do know, but via ORIJO, were all ready packing there loads, leaving for their schools, when I was still preparing to retaking the same exam...

Aye, God has eyes, so not blind, he sees now, then and the incoming macro-seconds... Judgement awaits, no long thing... Shalom Aleichem...[/b]

miss law: wow U MEAN U DINT GRAB A THIN....
am suprisd cos i was realy enjoyin dos quote is lyk dey re debatin ...nd i luv d reply dey re both givn

GodzBELOVED: To be honest, you and Olastep are really derailing this thread. I've been followin ur convo and i've not see much sense in it. I don't know if it's just me. Well,no offence intended. Just saying my own.

gloatkenf: Oga, first of all, thanks for the gloat and 2nd of all, the positive aspects of my past matters to me as your birthday should, if at all you have one. Plus, I am not alive or living for THIS or THE WORLD, I am alive for and by THE WORD and via Him only, to make my now worth remembering for betterment in the future or tomorrow... That's comprehensive enough, I think...

gloatkenf: Ah ah, who said our past is more important than now, o my gush, perhaps you should sit yourself down, and re-read all my replies... "Yesterday, today and tomorrow" can't do without one another, "they are indisputable partners in this life we live in." That's what I was trying to let you know mate! "For can you call a day a day if there is no morny, afternoon and night therein the same 24 strokes? Nay I suppose..."

I am for ever me o,
Mo gentle o
But ehm, like ata rodo o
Me's always trying to be godly ni o
Ah... 09 o
Ah, I fear Jesu only noni o
Since Oluwa nikan ni I must always yin logo o
E....yin Oluwa logo
O...go...
Ipso facto lols o
Exeunt o

slybrolin: hey bro, it's to my chagrin dt u would have d slightest hope dt any other party would deem it apt to interfere in u guys little competition; more of a bragging right event. It dis-heartens me greatly when u feel no Law aspirant joined. D nub, quintessence and of course point of a discussion is to educate cos afta d whole drama a concession would be agreed on; hence, a new lesson will be learnt. Bt urs gave no room 4 such, cos d verbosity, grandiloquence and complexity of ur words were a tad too much than what is needed here. Do u think its every tom, dick, and harry dt can operate in dt level or knows d meaning of dis words. In as much as d topic u guys were discussing is a very important 1 bt I must be frank u guyz made a pig's ear out of d whole issue. If u need participation next time try words dt can be understood by all and sundry. Am nt against vocabularies cos its evident in my writing dt am a big fan of it jst dt too many cooks spoil d broth, everything should be in moderation. Seeing u made mention of law students, good command of d language is 1 of d paraphernalia dt are need 4 a successful practice, dnt knw if u 1 of ours bt on behalf of d whole Law crew in d building/house I give our sincere apology 4 nt joining in it and on a personal level nw I love ur styles both of u should keep it up, blending dem in with easily comprehensible words mke dem a delight to read