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bunmioguns: Oga o, dis wld don turn to anoda thing. . .. . .I lapp in Pidgin

and does that boder you?

dani, mc, rock. Make una sempe, da girl is for me. Get that straight

Am becoming more confused about this this topic. who will help?

maclatunji: ^LOL, @Olawalebab, read this thread again carefully.

i understand what he mean.

Miroslav klose: Young man. Have u completed ur MBA?

thanks for asking, will complete it later in the year.

bad belle troway troway. Switchgurl, you're da bomb. Hmmwa

swtchicgurl: ok, gives him a hug. . .

don't ask for more! my hubby is a jealous one

love that. Thanks for this

Miroslav klose: SMH. u miss someone else's wife abi?

I don't understa what you mean

swtchicgurl: gives him a kiss peck handshake

i deserve more than the handsake. Give me what i deserve

swtchicgurl: olawalebab, i percieve u are a good guy, so, can we be friends?

why not.

swtchicgurl: very bad indeed!



what i've i done this time?

you dey do me ....

bhusayor: ^^i dey hail him nooni...

Just as I'm about to hail you too.

Olawalebabs

thanks, sis. Really miss you

bhusayor: ^^ toba

what about him

@rock i understand you. @switch. Why now.

swtchicgurl: can u speak english pls?

devil of the typing

swtchicgurl: can u ever do better than this! mtchew!

Rocksqueen, thumbs up! u really rock!

is it a crime to say your mind. I don't have any skeleton to hide like you. The earlier you say your mind the better for you

swtchicgurl: i just did

that are more to it

swtchicgurl: no, i don't! and don't call me girl again!
call me madam!
mtchew

madam, if you be madam wetin me i be?

swtchicgurl: what's lol about this backward comment?
u need to up ur game, manboy!

o girl, wetin be your own now. This trick you are using is the stone age trick. You know what i mean

swtchicgurl: can u trip for a COWard? mtchew

don't deny me, this is 21st century there's nothing wrong for you to express yourself.

RocksQueen: Growing up, I can't count the number of times I heard funny threats like 'if I slap you.....(followed by a variety of phrases).....'

As a matter of fact, some were preposterous while others were downright funny!!

E.g.
If I slap you, you will use your legs to hold your ears!

If I slap you, you will pack your ears from the floor!

If I slap you, you will see my handprint in your dream!

If I slap you, you will forget your name!

If I slap you, you will run for three days!

If I dash you slap eh?.....my friend disappear from here!


If I slap you, you will cry from now till tomorrow!

Etc
I remembered this cos I just heard someone say to her kid 'if I slap you,even heaven will reject you!!!' Am like, WTF Lol!
Anyone else heard funny threats?

must you copy from my facebook page? Next time acknowledge the real owner

Any update on the game

swtchicgurl: as if u've done any better! mtchew

Have you check my records in jokes section, just do. am Mr quality and not quantity (LIKE YOU). lol

mcnepow: swtchic r u tripping for him??

Yes ke

Try again next time. You can do better than copy and paste.

The 2 kids around. hmmmmmmm

swtchicgurl: in my suckaway
now, this is a joke!

It is because of your incompetences (All the ladies) that make me miss these ladies, when they are rocking joke section, I believe you will be in primary school.

dani1luv: busy unclogging toilet!!

You are a bad mod

This is not a joke but facts, where are these ladies. Kemisuga and Yinkalink (El should answer me on this). urgently expecting your replies.

Why won't I remember, The old interface have a counter that shows the number of post you have, the newest member that register, and your posters location. This new one is cool sha.

deols: i tire for these nija doctors o . U are confusing Hb count with hematocrit. PCV is hematocrit and of course a 64% of that would mean polycythaemia.

YoU prolly know Hb only in mg\dl and never in percentages??. Am actually okay now but am saddened about this confusion.

I would think thrice b4 I see a doctor in Nigeria

It seems you know more than the "e- doctors"

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The equation in PDP keep changing by the day. With recent election of BMT, the road seem clear for GEJ to contest for 2nd term (or 3rd term as the case maybe)