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Re: If I Slap You..... by swtchicgurl: 6:53pm On Apr 05, 2012
olawalebab: you dey do me ....

olawalebab, i percieve u are a good guy, so, can we be friends? undecided

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: If I Slap You..... by olawalebabs(m): 6:58pm On Apr 05, 2012
swtchicgurl:

olawalebab, i percieve u are a good guy, so, can we be friends? undecided

cheesy cheesy cheesy
why not.
Re: If I Slap You..... by RocksQueen: 6:59pm On Apr 05, 2012
Henjosh: [color=#990000][/color]if i slap u, u'll be seeing corpse without pant

That is ehn!! The taking off would not have mate!
Re: If I Slap You..... by swtchicgurl: 7:07pm On Apr 05, 2012
olawalebab: why not.

cheesy cheesy gives him a kiss peck handshake cool
Re: If I Slap You..... by olawalebabs(m): 7:18pm On Apr 05, 2012
swtchicgurl:

cheesy cheesy gives him a kiss peck handshake cool
i deserve more than the handsake. Give me what i deserve
Re: If I Slap You..... by swtchicgurl: 7:26pm On Apr 05, 2012
olawalebab: i deserve more than the handsake. Give me what i deserve

ok, gives him a hug. . .

don't ask for more! angry my hubby is a jealous one embarassed
Re: If I Slap You..... by olawalebabs(m): 7:30pm On Apr 05, 2012
swtchicgurl:

ok, gives him a hug. . .

don't ask for more! angry my hubby is a jealous one embarassed
love that. Thanks for this
Re: If I Slap You..... by swtchicgurl: 7:31pm On Apr 05, 2012
olawalebab: love that. Thanks for this

u're welcum grin grin grin
Re: If I Slap You..... by Nobody: 7:32pm On Apr 05, 2012
swtchicgurl:

ok, gives him a hug. . .

don't ask for more! angry my hubby is a jealous one embarassed

*coughing*

mncepow must hear dis
Re: If I Slap You..... by RocksQueen: 7:38pm On Apr 05, 2012
~vicky~:


*coughing*

mncepow must hear dis

*coughing alongside vicky* Hope you are not 'finding' trouble Mr Olawalebab? Wallahi swtchigurl can make her man to kill somebory on Nairaland....
Re: If I Slap You..... by Nobody: 7:44pm On Apr 05, 2012
RocksQueen:

*coughing alongside vicky* Hope you are not 'finding' trouble Mr Olawalebab? Wallahi swtchigurl can make her man to kill somebory on Nairaland....

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: If I Slap You..... by Henjosh: 8:55pm On Apr 05, 2012
RocksQueen:

That is ehn!! The taking off would not have mate!
lol
Re: If I Slap You..... by swtchicgurl: 9:19pm On Apr 05, 2012
singing *sombori jealous me, somebori jealous me, sombori jealous me, because of my ikebe* tongue
Re: If I Slap You..... by olawalebabs(m): 5:20am On Apr 06, 2012
bad belle troway troway. Switchgurl, you're da bomb. Hmmwa
Re: If I Slap You..... by RocksQueen: 5:26am On Apr 06, 2012
swtchicgurl: singing *sombori jealous me, somebori jealous me, sombori jealous me, because of my ikebe* tongue

Here we go again...the dogs shall soon start barking!! smiley I have come to the conclusion that you are trying to murd mncepow via high blood pressure....kai!
Re: If I Slap You..... by mcnepow(m): 6:43am On Apr 06, 2012
swtchicgurl:

ok, gives him a hug. . .

don't ask for more! angry my hubby is a jealous one embarassed

RocksQueen:

I have come to the conclusion that you are trying to murd mncepow via high blood pressure....kai!

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Re: If I Slap You..... by RocksQueen: 10:18am On Apr 06, 2012
mcnepow:




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grin grin This is what they call 'loud silence'! Lolzzzzz...lwkmd!
Re: If I Slap You..... by RocksQueen: 10:24am On Apr 06, 2012
Mcnepow: 'Swtchigurl dearie, IF I SLLLLLAP YOU.....you will beg him to remove your hug from his bory and return it to you!!!'
Re: If I Slap You..... by habiolah(m): 11:12am On Apr 06, 2012
If I slap you ehn, your right and left brain go dey fight for network

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Re: If I Slap You..... by mcnepow(m): 12:17pm On Apr 06, 2012
RocksQueen: Mcnepow: 'Swtchigurl dearie, IF I SLLLLLAP YOU.....you will beg him to remove your hug from his bory and return it to you!!!'
Loool
Re: If I Slap You..... by dani1luv: 12:19pm On Apr 06, 2012
mtcheeeww!!
Re: If I Slap You..... by olawalebabs(m): 12:32pm On Apr 06, 2012
dani, mc, rock. Make una sempe, da girl is for me. Get that straight
Re: If I Slap You..... by mcnepow(m): 12:53pm On Apr 06, 2012
Issokay
Try ur luck
angry
Re: If I Slap You..... by bunmioguns(m): 3:06pm On Apr 06, 2012
otooro:

why r u calling people names, bunmi!
besides, e don tey whey we see for that side na. . . . wink wink wink


I don repent, My Pastor say make I no dey come dt place again dt shepen is nt gewd for d bady. . . .my regards to all my frds there esp. Forifọgo, 36 kiniun, ọlọfa ina. . Etc. .tell dem I missed dem so much


I go also come joint one day sha to preach to u guys
Re: If I Slap You..... by bunmioguns(m): 3:09pm On Apr 06, 2012
swtchicgurl:

olawalebab, i percieve u are a good guy, so, can we be friends? undecided

cheesy cheesy cheesy


Oga o, dis wld don turn to anoda thing. . .. . .I lapp in Pidgin
Re: If I Slap You..... by olawalebabs(m): 4:34pm On Apr 06, 2012
bunmioguns:


Oga o, dis wld don turn to anoda thing. . .. . .I lapp in Pidgin
and does that boder you?
Re: If I Slap You..... by RocksQueen: 4:37pm On Apr 06, 2012
Come to think of it....u peeps are not even posting threats u'v heard...don't tell me u were all perfect and surrounded by perfect pipo as kids??
Re: If I Slap You..... by bunmioguns(m): 4:39pm On Apr 06, 2012
olawalebab: and does that boder you?

Mr man, am nt referring to you. .
Re: If I Slap You..... by bunmioguns(m): 4:41pm On Apr 06, 2012
RocksQueen: Come to think of it....u peeps are not even posting threats u'v heard...don't tell me u were all perfect and surrounded by perfect pipo as kids??


grin grin My Love. . .happy Gewd Friday
Re: If I Slap You..... by RocksQueen: 4:51pm On Apr 06, 2012
bunmioguns:


grin grin My Love. . .happy Gewd Friday

Same to u o! Ha fa...e don tay wey u wake up? Cos u'r not yawning!
Re: If I Slap You..... by bunmioguns(m): 4:57pm On Apr 06, 2012
RocksQueen:

Same to u o! Ha fa...e don tay wey u wake up? Cos u'r not yawning!


Nt too far jare. . . Jst abt 50km. . .


Am nt yawning again jare, instead of me doing dt, I prefer kissing you. . Oya, bring ur maut, lemme kiss you cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: If I Slap You..... by swtchicgurl: 5:37pm On Apr 06, 2012
what's happening here? is it my fault that i'm beautiful? embarassed

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