₦airaland Forum

If Akpabio had not been in a haste to defect, he would definitely have been in the running for VP.
Now see.
Mtcheew

OfficialAPCNig:
SS kee you there, Afonja. If you have not heard, SS=SE.

God punish you. Unamikot Ebot.
Apart from Akwa Ibom and Cross River, you can carry the rest. Ndisime kpo

OfficialAPCNig:
Some yorubas are just cursed people always trying to profit where they didn't sow. Atiku is not as dull as your saviour and he knows making that mistake is an end to his political career.

FYI, your SW gave Buhari 500k win while Anambra alone gave GEJ 600k win.

Atiku is running with SE and we shall retire the pretenders (Rochas, OUK) forever.

If you have not heard it is Atiku/NOI

See how this one is frothing at the mouth.

FYI I am from SS and know that a choice from your region is a capital failure.
You people have NO POLITICAL VALUE!

Atiku jare, SS or SW o!
Forget those confused people before you doom yourself.

Please I am hearing rumours that Atiku is Fulani.
Is it true?

If it is true, does it mean that ______ are Fulani slaves?



Atiku if you know what is good for you, get a VP from either SW or SS.

Don't go for foreigners that have no political value o!
Good luck

EmekaMD:
that you're from Ekiti does not make you politically knowledgeable about Ekiti..
Wait and see

This has to be the most amusing thing I have read today.
A guest telling his host what will happen in his house.
Social media analysis on both sides won't kill me.

chronique:
Possibly yes. Honestly wasn't a fan of his but in the interest of Nigeria moving forward, I have no option other than to support him. One thing is sure and that's the fact that the demented, senile and heartless thing currently in aso rock must be sent packing by force by fire in 2019. I'd be developing a campaign strategy that has never been used before, and forwarding same to the PDP headquarters. 2019 will determine the future of this country and all hands must be on deck to salvage what's left of the mess the current government has created.

Will your campaign strategy be better than the guys at Red media who also worked for the current Ghanaian president?

ifyalways:
Not condoning what Jim did but that's hyping; most celebrities do it directly or indirectly. He for leave Jim to dey shout up and down while he will be in the background counting his money.

Bad business decision on the part of the CEO. social media accolades and claims from Jim won't erase his name from the company registration documents in his possession but will create doubt, controversies and if not managed well, eventually kill the product.

Jim has been severally linked to cases of fraud.

Who is to say he won't perpetuate another case in the company's name?
It is only proper the owner draws the line now before Jim puts his company in trouble.

Awaitingkopa:
Let's be sincere, this doesnt even look attractive, such a mess. Ugly af!

Na because you be woman that's why you are saying this.

Chubhie:
I see nothing wrong in Jim wanting to be made a shareholder. He understands his worth and what he's bringing to the table.

The question is what is Nnaemeka afraid off? He sounds so insecure and all out to paint a business minded Jim bad.

So when you want to be a shareholder of a company, you go on social media to type CEO and claim owner?

Na una dey stay on Facebook to type I receive it on every picture of money.

if Jim Iyke wants to be a shareholder, tell him to bring money, negotiate his terms and expectations with the CEO, give them time to think about his offer and revert to him with documents if they agree.

Any other way is fraud.

9jaAmerican:
Even ten wizkids cannot afford Naomi Campbell. Them no born am well.

You think sey this one na shola or tiwa savage. These one go finish wizkid last kobo in 6months. Enter google check who Naomi be.

Some ignorant people will call you hater but they don't know.

Naomi Campbell wey be Vladimir Putin and his men food.

Who be wizkid?

Kyase:

FFK wife don transfer the food go her house

Oga if I choke on my laughter, I will hold you responsible.

Kilode!

All I can say.

tabithababy:
Eeyah
Get ready to be the breadwinner of the house forever
Una go pay bills tire

Correction
SHE go pay bills tire

MadHeadLeft2:
thank you for the compliments. i write for a living. I haven't gone to university so i can't possibly land non-freelancing jobs. the thing is my upwork was suspended and all my money seized. upwork is not accepting new profiles.

there's a guy called emmdam here on nairaland who helps people create profiles on upwork, once i get some money I will reach out to him to help me create an upwork profile. problem is he charges 5k and i don't have that kind of money right now.

I am the oldest in my family. all my other siblings are not in lagos, they're in owerri.


i called my pastor uncle for assistance but he told me i need christ. the irony.

Why did upwork suspend your account?
Did you use a foreign profile?

OmoDavido:
Bro please stop replying the old fool. Him dey find free pussy for nairaland

See your life here:

I am an undergraduate in a federal university in Lagos, and I am the one sponsoring myself.
Please help me with any job be it labouring, Office Assistant or any one no matter the pay, I will do it.
My number is 08179439882
Lagos.

Me exchange word with a jobless mofo, god forbid.

ItzBIM:
Run away when I no be lax

It’s just painful going back and forth with someone with an IQ of a rock.

Of course you would know the IQ of a rock.

A person with that IQ gave birth to you, remember?

Go hop on the Lukewhatevee nuts and stay off my mention

ItzBIM:
I know you’re hurt, but don’t take it personal. I’m just on a mission to erraadicate asslickers from this forum. And I’m happy I made you the scapegoat for today.

Are you running away?

They look monikers before you quote o!

Stupido

ItzBIM:
When you don’t have a mother, I don’t expect you to know the value of having one.

Still doesn't change the fact that a stupid person gave birth to you.

ItzBIM:
You are a sad case, tell me where I picked a side. I bet if it was just two guys arguing you won’t get involved, since it’s a girl you want to be in her good books ? You must be very stupid.

It is your mother that is very stupid.

Common get lost .

Idiot

LukeSkywalker78:
in his eyes now, he's gone full savage.

What a dull drunkard

Like your dad right?

How about that number na?

Wastrel without direction.

WhatsApp porn admin.

Masturbator in chief.

ItzBIM:
I’m not defending anybody, but you sided with a girl in an argument showed u are a beta male and a fuckin.g simp, hope that saff girl has given the virtual kiss you were looking for.

Stay neutral or stfu.

You obviously picked your side.

I don't have to stay neutral when an eejit just like you, jumps out of nowhere to attack a lady for her views.

You think I am like you who goes around pming all these small girls on nairaland?

Go get his diiick and get off my mention.

Unam

LukeSkywalker78:
the frustrated idiot makes no sense

If you were trying to be savage, then you've just gotten yourself a big F9.

Wasted mother fucker

But your mother is the wasted fu.cker for giving birth to a wastrel like you.

You are already the admin of a sex group at your age, masturbation has almost finished you and you call another wasted?



Anyway, you know the bro code.
Drop your mother's number.
She needs to be treated like a bi.ch.

An old nasty arse b.itch

LukeSkywalker78:
Your brain is suffering from a fault.

Beer has destroyed your brain.

I love old pusssy like your mama own.

The type that the labia is already sweeping ground and you have to shift the side.

How does your father do it? Not very well I know.

Please I am begging for her number.

Shebi you can slut shame?
Let's go there.

ItzBIM:
Simp
Asslickers
Your type are the worst, bet you’re waiting for her to give you pussy now ??

Beta fu.k.
Get outta here.

As you are defending that Lukeskywalker78 I'd.iot, you obviously want his diiick.
Gay mofo

LukeSkywalker78:
seems your moniker is the same as how your brain works

Send me her number let me check too.

I love checking old women pusssy.

But your mama own go dey one kind.
If it can produce an 18yr old whose only occupation is to police another woman sex life, I wonder what other trash I will find there?

Anyway, we all die once.

Drop the number

Lukeskywalker78 have you finished checking under your mother's leg?
That insult entered my soul. Chai

Kukuma beg government to open another programme for people done with npower na.

That one should be 3 years with pay of 35,000.

So once you are done with nysc of 1yr, you move to npower of 2yrs, and then the one for npower graduates of 3yrs.

Let the yoots continue to fight for peanuts.

dingbang your attention is needed here.

Read between the lines future politicians and see what it takes to extract such immense loyalty from the people you plan to lead.

Pro tip: As you are building yourself, build your followers also.
When they can trace their success to you, they would be willing to enter hell to fight the devil on your behalf.