₦airaland Forum

Softhands:
Lol...please don't cry o...I am not the one responsible for you not being married yet o... Try pass the tests, you go dey alright.

It's 10 am here.
Hope you good.
How is the fake Chinese parts biz going?
cool.
goodboy

Yettymuse, this is the uber thread.

yettymuse:
ooh.. I thought the driver 'delivers' a stipulated amount on weekly bases and the owner still maintains ownership of the car.

Enter the uber thread.
There are people willing to answer all your questions.

The guy should buy peppersoup and beer, enter his house and enjoy.
Nothing go happen.

Nigerians curses no dey work if not all their leaders would have been dead by now.

Softhands:
Lol... Nothing do you... Just marry a whiteman o, cos if you must marry a black man, u will be tested...you can't escape it.

Yeah!
As the gay man that I am. Thats why you people are at the bottom of everything in this world.
C'mon gerrout. Its tooooo early.

Softhands:
Lol... there is no need to test if the girl comes from a good home...shaku shaku and unpredictable girls like you from shaky homes need to be tested...

Poor man, go and test your mother with the fake chinese things you sell.

First year in university?
Hmm, by the time this girl tear eyes in final year ehn...
LOL

yannis:
Then what is the live purpose of a forward thinking girl?

Is yours carrer, make money for your boss, get replaced and kicked out when you grow old and then die?

Go have convo with your ilk.
I am not interested.
Toodles.

safarigirl:
so many men in Nigeria are trash, the few good ones you find are those who have some level of foreign exposure, the rest of them are misogynistic children who are looking for someone to mummy them.


It is better to be single than encounter these lot that will have you looking as old and haggard as their mothers after two years of marriage, then they start cheating with single girls and blame you for it.

The funny thing is that they think they are God-sent to women.
I only pity girls who think their only purpose in life is to marry, born pikin and die.

Softhands:
You won't find a good man if you don't drop this mindset

A good man like you abi?
What next, your mother will test your fiance with chewing gum?
Come to canada and see how food goes to waste.
Anyway keep testing in your shîthole.
There are girls desperate enough to marry your type.

Poor people always testing themselves with food. Some idiots are on frontpage clapping for this shit.
Ordinary Food!
The worst thing anybody can do is to be married into a wretched family.
Tueh!

gentyholar:
Wait oh, was it not on this thread someone was given 24 hours àbi náà 48 or else he is going to see the wrath of Zeus?

Let me just pass

As in everyday I open this thread to see whether the wrath has descended but for where.

Na so so mouth.

THIS IS A SCAM!

Runaway from anyone who tells you that you can mine bitcoin in Nigeria.
Bitcoin is capital intensive.
It requires tons of permanent electricity and extremely high-grade laptops that can carry the mining.

To illustrate, a Chinese man was arrested lastweek for using railway power to mine bitcoins. Even though he used 50 computers, he could only get 3.2 bitcoins.

A word is enough for the wise.

philip0906:
Lol...Every body dey hustle everybody. It's a jungle out here trying to make ends meet. Format everywhere
50 × 3,000=150,000 cool money for December trips

Flexing na must this December

emeijeh:
This Richard Quest that I accorded all respect all these years until I found our he is guy.

They even gave him an executive chair in the church.

Thunder faya guy pride!
#gaychardquest

I am very sure Richard is in his house crying because he has lost your respect.

uc4uandc:
I hope they reshuffle their date... Lol
But if they don't, I know na guys go full olamide show. Ladies go run go wizkid show.... Guess where I wud be IamMadeinLag
Enuf STEW for all

Ashawo

Zane2point4:
Continue supporting her dress code and let her continue sampling her shape for randy men out there that has the bar more than you, wetin happen to teebills no fear u?

The same teebillz that cheated on his wife with edible catering?
Na him good for am.

kay29000:
Personally, I feel that move by Tiwa was very distasteful and might affect her brand. How can Tiwa Savage, at her level of success, be a video vixen in the video for someone she is 10 years older than. And she was happy caressing the guy in bed. I know she might feel her career would get a boost after this, but in the long run, this is bad for her brand, and she might regret it in the near future.

Poor man thinking.
Usher that was a "video vixien" in beyonce video, wetin do am?
You are thinking about another person future whereas your own na nothing.
Nobody.

greenprince:
Like you said: Capslocked said.

Last I checked, that person probably is of no relevance to my existence as you are to mine and I'm probably to yours.

I am something great my friend. Having a Nobel prize associate tell me that is enough... and much more than you and Capslocked.

Have a good night.

See the way this one is name-dropping and trying to prove something to anonymous user on the net.
If I decide to continue this convo, you will tell me your life history.
Insecure much?

Clear road jare

greenprince:
Yes oh... I have.
Far better than what I even sought sef. Thank God.

I am sure by now you are still in year 1. So finish school before you start claiming wetin u no be. Like Capslocked said, you are nothing.

greenprince:
I would've been willing to go on with you but it'll be no use. Even if I prove to you that I have a billion dollars, it'll be no use cos I'll gain nothing but fuel my ego and that's folly.

As you rightly said, people claim what they're not behind keypads. It's just a pity that others like you call people what they're not without thinking to know what they might be.

Buenos tadres muchacho.

This one too is claiming levels.
Have you gotten admission to school that you were begging for last year?
Every body na big man on nairaland

LivingFree:
Olosho!

Who gat his number, I too want to tell him something my husband said

Dude is looking for help, don't add to his problem.

freecocoa:
C’mon gerrout.

C'mon get lost.

freecocoa:
This Tiwa sha no get shame.

Allow shame to rule your life but leave others to live their lives freely.

stagger:
The freelancer wanted to scam the freelance company by avoiding paying the fee. It is just like getting a house through an agent, then you bypass the agent and deal with the landlord direct without paying the agency fee.

He did the initial scamming and then got scammed. What goes around comes around.

Exactly!
Scammer jam scammer.

Karatum:
See this ekaette the house girl talking
When better SS talk, akwaibom house help sef go talk

Ehya E pain am

Chubhie:
Why not sell shares to him?

Where is his money?