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Romance / Re: She's Threatening Me Because I Broke Up With Her by oldfoolnigger(m): 10:44am On Nov 17, 2017
Alwaysking:
We have been dating for a couple of years now and when we first met, she was everything, she was sweet and all that. perhaps I though t she was sent from heaven. just a couple of months back after her birthday she started being bizarre and rude to me and my friends. what she didn't do before, she picks my calls anytime she deems it fit, in fact she was the opposite of what she were before, however. when I thought it was just too much to handle i bolted out of the relationship because I don't have time for trouble and I don't want anything that will make me hit her, so that's why I opted out pronto. now she has been threatening me and calling me names, when I saw it was too much I broke my sim and bought another one so she wouldn't be able to reach me again. yesterday she came to my apartment shouting at me at the top of her voice and calling me names but I still kept my cool eventhough i was enveloped with rage and ready to pounce on her like an angry lion. the truth was that I felt bad and embarrassed because she insulted me in front of my pals and even threatened to call her brother friend who's a soldier to deal with me. abeg help me see wahala? so guys what should I do? should I leave her with her empty threat or what? because If i would have taken action yesterday something bad would have happened and I don't want that.


He is just acting dramas.. Empty threats from the pit of hell..I would rather you shunned her...She should work on her attitude first...No man in his sane state would like to buy trouble for him self...Frustrated bi***tch
Health / Re: Blood In Semen, Please Help by oldfoolnigger(m): 9:07am On Nov 17, 2017
Afribest:
bros go marry before you old finish or get a girl friend to dey fire with and sperm go finish for that your body like op
Best advice ever!.. still a small child for marriage oo.thanks, sirgrin
Romance / Re: How To Initiate Sex With A Girl That Comes Visiting by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:49am On Nov 17, 2017
ISISs:
grin grin
grin u visit here too?

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Romance / Re: How To Initiate Sex With A Girl That Comes Visiting by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:45am On Nov 17, 2017
ubunja:
dont drug them.THATS RAPE.throw spanish fly away
do this:
snatch something she is holding.her fone or pen.or purse.whatever.put that thing behind your back.dont run away.just stay there.she will try to wrestle for that thing from behind you.and as u struggle against each other bodies touch.skin contacts happens. just watch magic happen.that struggle with take the two of u down a different road than the one u thought..
this is the tactic most gals use to initiate sex with guys.but most guys never see the signal.
if someone grabs something u holding and puts it behind their back or runs off with it ITS ON.!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well understood, sir!!!!
lozzz
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush......., by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:42am On Nov 17, 2017
good to be here once again.. I'm back for good...Now fun all the way cheesy grin




Have I got crush here? perhaps I must have forgotten. lozzz
Health / Re: Blood In Semen, Please Help by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:37am On Nov 17, 2017
Hope releasing sperm at times like say morning when one is not having sexual inter course is not a problem?angry angry
Health / Re: Blood In Semen, Please Help by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:34am On Nov 17, 2017
UbanmeUdie:
shocked


You are a coward and deserves to die of haematospermia.

God is punishing you for your sins.

You can't break the virginity of an innocent teenager and go unpunished.

Who are you to pass such harsh judgment on ur fellow human being?

Nice day ahead

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Health / Re: Blood In Semen, Please Help by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:32am On Nov 17, 2017
VanBommel:
Bros if you get properties better write your "will" down sad sad sad
Bro oo!!!! This ur comment Is really strong:-
Health / Re: Blood In Semen, Please Help by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:29am On Nov 17, 2017
ChiefPiiko:
Na sign of death o, say your last prayer cry


See advice!!! Bro!!!! Don't play with a sensitive issue as death pls
Health / Re: Blood In Semen, Please Help by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:27am On Nov 17, 2017
myboy2010:
Dt ur friend seems to be a boygirl... he is doing menstruation and ejaculating at the same time


Dr has spoken

Religion / Re: Nigerian Lady Who Sees And Communicates With Ghosts Often by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:23am On Nov 17, 2017
pictures of the said ghosts or u know the rest angry angry
Family / Re: My Friend Is Sleeping With His 13-Year-Old Daughter by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:20am On Nov 17, 2017
fada lord!! angry

This man's d**k ought to be cutoff and given to dogs to feed on alreadyangry

Gezzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Ranked Africa's Largest Forum. by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:14am On Nov 17, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Permit me on behalf of all Nairalanders worldwide to thank Seun,
Without him, we'd probably be on Quora.

Jobs have been gotten through this forum,
Marriages contracted, advices gotten, experiences gained, information disseminated and the truth told without restraint.
The benefits of being even guest to this forum is priceless.

This appreciation is incomplete if Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Ishilove, Justwise, OretesDantes, Evablizin, Izzou, Naptu2, Explorers, AutoJoshNG, Gazzuzz and others are not on it;

Thank you all!


God be praised!!!!
Change is here!!!

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Education / Re: UNILORIN Explains Delay In The Release Of Its 2017/2018 Admission List by oldfoolnigger(m): 7:55am On Nov 17, 2017
Arrant nonsense.. what other reasons apart from the fact that they still looking for highest bidder?


Unilorin and her dirty admission processes.


* spits
* walks out of thread
Education / Re: Thank God Av Been Admitted!!! by oldfoolnigger(m): 7:47am On Nov 17, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Congrats,
I'm proud of you.

At your first attempt, you've been admitted into a prestigious Federal University.
Go there and shine.
Be the trailblazer you've always seen yourself as.

May the good Lord direct you,
May he order your steps,
May he protect you, provide for you, guide you, lead you, instruct you and may your life be a reflection of his splendour.

With every bit of my heart I bless you.
Do not lose focus while in school,
Do not be carried away,
Set your heart to it and excel like I excelled.

Chiso!!!


This cannot be nwamaikpe I know..
Did he just change overnight?


Op,u are lucky Nwaamaikpe slept well yesterday.

Congrats BTW.
Education / Re: Ui 2018/2019 Mbbs (medicine And Surgery) Aspirants by oldfoolnigger(m): 7:21am On Nov 17, 2017
ISISs:
My boss.. U knw we never reach there yet, on our way!!
I know jare...it's a gradual something... 80% hatched smiley

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Education / Re: Ui 2018/2019 Mbbs (medicine And Surgery) Aspirants by oldfoolnigger(m): 12:51am On Nov 17, 2017
ISISs:
grin[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
grin Doctor ISISs
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by oldfoolnigger(m): 10:08pm On Nov 13, 2017
Isrkay:
boss, it doesn't contradict.. I'm now sad.. My course is Civil engineering, I passed the cutoff and it's still NOT ADMITTED

Don't panick,sir....A friend also going for civil engineering, his caps reads "not admitted too".. no need for all these panicking.... Besides, this caps of a thing appears not to be stable for now...U beat cutoff ni..Goan sleep..u have done ur part

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:54pm On Nov 13, 2017
ChiomaMee:


I strongly advise you to re-upload it tomorrow, unfailingly. On this re-uploading thing, I think Jamb had an issue with their records or something, hence the need to re-upload.

When I got to the CBT centre, the lady showed me the grades that was formerly there. 'B2 parallel' which isn't my real grade as I had c6 in about two subjects.

A guy said he saw d7 when he had c4 in mathematics.

(Yes, I missed my cut off mark by 0.13 and I look up to God for His mercy. The thing just weak me oo. I've not really been myself lately. My heart is heavy, my mind is bothered.) embarassed

Yh true.....I did mine today and believe me I saw 7 As as my grades...obviously, that's not my result....I advise those that are still asking for the essence of re uploading to hurry up and do theirs now!!! Besides, ur result will be scanned too which didn't feature when we were registering for jamb


@ the bracketed, pls let ur mind be at rest..I know the feelings... It shall be well at the the end...Ui is ours.

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay Falls On Stage At AFRIMA 2017 While Performing (Video) by oldfoolnigger(m): 11:45pm On Nov 12, 2017
haha..her village people yaf caught her.loz cheesy see 'fallingment'cheesy







Cc: priscademmy ..this is my WhatsApp digits 09030697345..I'm sorry, my email seems not to be functioning again embarassed

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Education / Re: How Do I Stop My Female Students From Lusting After Me? by oldfoolnigger(m): 9:00am On Nov 12, 2017
God bless u sir..many people would have jumped into this 'apple' opportunity angry


End time children.. spank them on the buttocks,arrant nonsenseangry

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:44am On Nov 12, 2017
DawnEden:
Please source of this information
lozzzz.
Very true and verified news....Check ur ui portal, it's there lah
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by oldfoolnigger(m): 1:32am On Nov 12, 2017
Admission in progressangry angry where the Bleep is our admission progressing toshocked tongue

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Education / Re: How Do You Always Feel When Someone Misspell A Word? by oldfoolnigger(m): 5:48pm On Nov 11, 2017
Zero joy people above me. the purpose of the thread has been 'raped' cheesy grin grin
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by oldfoolnigger(m): 10:48pm On Nov 10, 2017
Nltaliban:


this is what I call brain.
2 bottles of Goldberg for you
Boss of all boss!!!
Dey whyne ur boy there. lozzz

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by oldfoolnigger(m): 10:47pm On Nov 10, 2017
Ajet001:
1000 likes for this man
well said
Hahaha.
Boss.
1000 likes pass my small head oo..No go fe carry am. lozzz

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:35pm On Nov 10, 2017
agb30:
Thanks ajeet001,i know ui is always competitive but despite it,those courses mention earlier has always maintain 50 even last yr.i encourage my sibling to pick french knowing she could easily scale through she desire law,she later has 61.625,my joy knew no bound until the merit cut off of 62,i thought she could switched to either german or russian,afteral i want her to be a diplomat,then no german on coc.i couldnt bear the pain in her eye.the other choose economics and got 58 i have advice him to write another exam or find an affordable private uni for him during jamb open market.so i know u now feel my pain and i believe ur info is still in the rhealm of speculation,pls join me in prayer i still want to keep her hope alive,thank u and lord help.

I and I believe everyone here feel for ur siblings.... It's quite disheartening seeing just 1 mark about to deny u of admission... I prefer being shy off cutoff by 5 or more marks than just one ,two or three marks...Not easy at all....Besides, All hopes is not lost...She can still be considered for her dream course.


I will also like to use this golden opportunity to implore u not to allow this to becloud ur real sense of judgment... pls put sentiment or whatsoever aside and face this issue like a man...Ui believe me has the best records in Nigeria was it comes to transparency in admission..Her transparency is second to none.. a topnotch one!!! Saying that u will involve press or whatsoever is so uncalled for..That would only lead to tarnishing of her image and reputation before not well informed citizens... Ui efforts towards education in Nigeria should be applauded by every sane citizens not to drag her reputation into the dirty mud...Ui deserves all laurels and accolades both from us and posterity not the other way round..U know the kind of decadence in our country... A country where corruption and connection are glorified and meritocracy is being jettisoned. Even in the midst of all these moral decadence ui still managed to carve niche for her self...Such is Worth of commendation pls!!!!


Again, accepting one's mistake helps to open ones to one's weakness and one will be in right position to tackle or address it so that such incidence won't rear its ugly head again.

we all have our stories to tell...one mark denied me of ui admission last year I didn't blame ui rather I showered them with praises cos everything (admission processes) was clear and clean to me. I accept my mistake and storm ui again this year with great vigor and energy...

Bobola was denied of admission last year just by 1 mark too.

Ajet001 too...

Sir,pls handle this issue like a man.
life is not bed of roses..she has got its ups and downs.

Besides, hope is still high.

thanks

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Education / Re: How Bad Is This? by oldfoolnigger(m): 7:47am On Nov 09, 2017
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Zero chill...
She is not of age jare.
18 years we recognize...
leaves thread*
Education / Re: What Are The Departments In NDA? by oldfoolnigger(m): 9:06am On Nov 08, 2017
Mystic216:
Please what are the departments in NDA?
My younger brother has disturbed me alot to do research for him base on courses in NDA and the subject combinations during NDA entrance exam.
Urgently needed because he want to purchase the form next week.


If ur bro is going for arts or social sciences inclined course I have some past questions to share(Free oooooooooooo) just send me ur mail address...NDA entrance exam na 97 percent past questions... He should endeavour to read jamb past questions too.....NDA is too lazy to set new questions.. they just det lift past questions verbatim......

Good luck to our future military officer!!!
Education / Re: Top 10 Most Easy Courses In Nigerian Universities by oldfoolnigger(m): 7:18am On Nov 08, 2017
Oshogbo weedsad angry

Political science and philosophy kee?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by oldfoolnigger(m): 11:22pm On Nov 07, 2017
afoobabs:
wow thanks baba I have reply ur mail

msg replied Sir

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by oldfoolnigger(m): 9:42pm On Nov 07, 2017
sirgalahad26:
why do science students take over this thread as if it's meant for them alone?
Ajet001
Condomsir
Thehistorian
Oldfoolnigger
I need answers fast!
#TEAMART

lolzzzz...Funny u...

Arts students are very much here jare....Also one...

Team ARTS

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