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Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 7:28pm On Nov 18, 2016
tongue
hardeiluxie:
Hmm...y u no ansa mehuh....With d view of things nw, it seems we're both having a sense of congeniality...Wu go epp us with
nescafe??...*yawns*Oldfoolnigger any help?
Lol....ui can frustrate person for african.i will call buhari and see what he can do about the nescafe tongue
hardeiluxie:
Hmm...y u no ansa mehuh....With d view of things nw, it seems we're both having a sense of congeniality...Wu go epp us with
nescafe??...*yawns*Oldfoolnigger any help?
Lol....ui can frustrate person for african.i will call buhari and see what he can do about the nescafe
Education › Re: I Was Given Admission On Wednesday Buh Didn't See My Name On Jamb Website by oldfoolnigger(m): 6:42pm On Nov 18, 2016
Zceesneh:
i don't understand i applied for unical around march and then changed it around that same march to funai as my first course, or u mean political science isn't accredited?
From my post,i never said pol.science is unaccredited in funai,rather,i said that there are courses that they got accredited early this year.do youself a favour by googling out these new courses,if pol.sci.is among,u are expected to do a change of institu.to funai because jamb are not with ur name yet.this C.O.I is only for candidates who got admitted into these newly accred.courses in funai...itis only after this,that they can have their admission letters from jamb. N.B.the news is from funai website.
Education › Re: I Was Given Admission On Wednesday Buh Didn't See My Name On Jamb Website by oldfoolnigger(m): 3:18pm On Nov 18, 2016
Zceesneh:
Any cause for alarm? Because the school said fresher should resume on monday next week buh the cybercafe people told me to come next week friday, so any cause for alarm?
U choosed funai and was offered admission into one of their newly accredited programmes(i.e u didnt choose them as ur first choice institu.)?if yes,log in jamb website and do a change of instItu.to funai.huRRY UP BRO.
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 11:16am On Nov 17, 2016
Jerrynife:
do u knw if dey release d admission list by 11:59. Am still right bcoz i neva made mention of d tym it will be release...
Nwa ui vc wey the list? everybody do predict,but involving someone else in it,is totally wrong and uncalled for.dont emulate all these endtime men of God who involved God on their empty predictions.
Jokes Etc › Re: Describe Your Last Fart Using A Movie Title by oldfoolnigger(m): 9:57pm On Nov 16, 2016
Buharirishi
Literature › Re: The Italian's Baby Mother by oldfoolnigger(m): 9:19pm On Nov 16, 2016
Lolz.wakering out before some body breaks my head :Pui thread out of bound for,no show face there cheesy
larabae13:
grin I'm bring milo nd milk for you grin

Abeg gerrara ma thread joor tongue
Literature › Re: The Italian's Baby Mother by oldfoolnigger(m): 9:00pm On Nov 16, 2016
Already in th hospital bed cheesy
larabae13:
mr waka waka grin no waka jam okada oo tongue
Literature › Re: The Italian's Baby Mother by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:32pm On Nov 16, 2016
I be waka waka person na cheesy na my waka waka brought me here tongue
larabae13:
grin grin tank u tank u, *giggles* I is blushing grin


Wait sef, who carry u come hia? tongue
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 7:56pm On Nov 16, 2016
Badest of all badests I hail thee cheesy u have succeded in drawing attention to ur self with this cheap gimmick. Keep the lies a flying cheesy
Jerrynife:
am 100% certain.. From a reliable source. Actually from Admission Officer himself
Literature › Re: The Italian's Baby Mother by oldfoolnigger(m): 7:42pm On Nov 16, 2016
You are a good writer. Now I know what influenced ur choice of course. keep it up and more inks to ur biro cool
larabae13:
*chapter 4*
Natalia stared at the clock as it struck noon and knew that any time from now her son and Giovani would be in her shop. She was nervous since morning, from the time she woke up to the time she opened her shop till now. She smiled reluctantly at a customer who was going out of the shop and went to change the open to close sign. She wiped her sweaty hands on her skirt as she saw her son being dropped off then she opened the door and pulled him to her for a hug. "Hey little man, how was school today?" "It was fine mom, miss linda gave me a popsickle for not running around." He said proudly and grinned at his mother "that's my boy!" She crouched down to his level and tickled him which made him laugh "stop it, stop it mom" he said as he laughed hard. "Ok I've stopped, but I need to tell you something really important baby." Tommy looked his mother and waited for what his mother wanted to say. "You know I told you your father is in space figthing evil aliens, well, he has killed all the aliens and now he is back home." Tommy eyes widened as he heard the word father. "Really? Really mom?" He said jumping happily. "Calm down, he is here already and he wants to meet you, Do you want to see him too?" She asked. Tommy nodded happily "this is really cool! I'll get to meet my dad!" He beamed at his mother. Natalia stood and went to take her cell phone, she dialed Giovanni's cell and said when she heard his voice "you can come now, he is waiting for you." She hanged up the call and went to where her son was jumping around,"behave yourself tommy or else I'll tell your daddy not to come again," she scolded. "Awwn mom" he pouted. She rolled her eyes and faced the door to look out for Giovani and straightened as she caught sight of him opening the door. Giovani strolled in to see his son and the mother of his son facing him, he nodded a greeting to Natalia and walked over to where his son was and said with a gruff voice "Hello thomas". Thomas looked at the tall man that was his father and faced his mother, when he saw the affirmation he needed with his mother's nod, he beamed at his father and said "Mommy said that you just finished a war with the evil aliens, I bet it was so cool in space." Giovanni felt sucker punched in his gut as he saw how his son's smile looked exactly like his own when he still smiled with no burden on his shoulder. He crouched to his son's eye level and said "yea, the war has ended and I destroyed all the evil aliens, I'm sorrry I haven't been around but now I'm here and I'm never going anywhere." He said to his son earnestly. "Do you wanna see my toys? They are so neat!. Even miss linda like my toys." Tommy said to his father, he was so happy to meet his daddy; his friends in his school won't make fun of him anymore for having only a mummy. He smiled to himself and couldn't wait for tomorrow to come to tell his friends about his daddy."Before I forgot, I brought you something thomas, it's in my car", then he brought out his phone to call his driver to bring in the gift he bought for his son. Thomas squealed as he saw the big gift that the driver brought in, he rushed to it and opened it to see a big toy car which can be controlled using it's remote. "Wow! Sooo cool! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you daddy!" He cried happily to his father. Giovani's heart kicked as he heard his son called him daddy, wishing he hadn't missed so much in his life. "This is too much Giovani, you'll spoil him!" Natalia said. "It is not to much for the years I've missed being his father, he deserves more than that." He pointed out. Natalia gulped and saw that he had a point and sighed "oh well, just don't drive it around where it could break something" she faced her son, who nodded happily then he held his father's hand and took him to his play corner so that his father would power the remote, chattering happily to him. Natalia watched them and felt her heart soften towards Giovani, knowing that missing three years of his son's life is pretty heart breaking and him catching up would be a hell of a ride.
Giovani and Natalia got married in the court on a friday morning with Natalia's parent as witness. They signed the marriage papers and exchanged rings then, accepted well wishes and felicitations. They were driven to the mansion to have a wedding dinner with the family. Inside the limousine, Giovani took the iced champagne and poured into two flutes, handing Natalia one. "To new beginnings" he toasted. "New beginnings" she said back and hit each other's flute. Giovani inhaled the champagne and sipped it watching Natalia as she sipped her's. "You look beautiful cara." He crooned. Natalia wore a simple white sheer gown with a diamond necklace to boost and some light make up. She blushed pink and tried to use her hair to cover her face. "Stop flirting with me, it won't work". He raised one of his eyebrows and said "Do you really want to dare me Bella?" He asked softly. She shrugged and looked away, knowing that she's treading into dangerous waters. Giovani smiled mischevously and said " sie bellisima, Natalia. Mi sono infatuato, mi hai cambiato la vita" she blushed hard as she translated the italian endearments he was raining on her. She understood that he meant she was beautiful,and he is infatuated with her, with her changing his life. He moved closer to her and continued "nei tuoi occhi c'e i'll cielo (heaven is in your eyes), potrei guardarti tutto I'll gorno (I could stare at you all day)." She trembled with desire as she looked into his eyes and then he kissed her softly. She sighed settling in to kiss him back, she threaded her fingers into his hair and moved closer to him to kiss him more. She moaned as Giovani ran his hands along her body and murmured sweet words into her hear. The car pulled to a stop which made Giovani to pull away from her, she sat back away from Giovani and tried to smoothen her appearance which made him to smile wickedly at her saying " wouldn't work on you uh? I know you goaded me into doing this and I'm sure this was what you wanted. I enjoyed it also, just so you know." Then he got out of the car. She sat staring at him with anger and amusement both playing in her eyes "Dam.n his handsome face." She said and got out of the car.
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 12:25am On Nov 16, 2016
larabae13:
lolz no be jamb force u make u use big grammar oo
Thought u mean the opposite of what u said before o
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 12:11am On Nov 16, 2016
grin
larabae13:
hehehe poor grammar? "dangerious" and "parlous" I neva hear am b4 for my life so since my head wan break because of dis big eglish I con ask u to reduce am for us. grin
haha na jamb cos am.a whole ful year at home,brain go depriciate na grin
larabae13:
hehehe poor grammar? "dangerious" and "parlous" I neva hear am b4 for my life so since my head wan break because of dis big eglish I con ask u to reduce am for us. grin
haha na jamb cos am.a whole ful year at home,brain go depriciate na
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 11:46pm On Nov 15, 2016
larabae13:
chai! Oga ade small small with dis ur grammar na...we wey no go schl nko? U wan break awah head? undecided
Lol...keep on laughing at my poor grammar tongue
larabae13:
chai! Oga ade small small with dis ur grammar na...we wey no go schl nko? U wan break awah head? undecided
Lol...keep on laughing at my poor grammar
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 10:35pm On Nov 15, 2016
Oluwafurygon:
I never said its fair naw... Even in the states, there's SAT/ACT, school transcripts, recommendations, and many others from whhich students are selected... Using putme as a criteria only is not fair that's what I said... Cos its just one exam to cheat in... But no one can start cheating from SS1 successfully till university... To those that get medicine with Cs in other countries, they probably did an interview and where accessed to be good enough based on other criteria.
I accede with ur view joor.jamb is enjoying much monopoly and that's the brain behind all these craps they yearly discharge.there ought to be many other bodies saddled with the responsibilities of conducting credible,transparent and reliable examinations.such would leads to checks and balances among the bodies(that is,checking the excesses of each other)the end products of it,would be glaring even to the blind and audible to the deaf.placing millions' futures on one single hand is so parlous and dangerious
Education › Re: 25 Interesting Words Derived From The Names Of People Throughout History by oldfoolnigger(m): 9:56pm On Nov 15, 2016
remiproxy:
12.Machiavellian.
Machiavellian refers to someone who uses cunning and deceit, and who is cynical about morality and expedient. Named after Niccolò Machiavelli who described such a behavior to be normal in politics in his famous work The Prince.
number 12,14 and 21 faces realy potrayed their lifestyles,so no introduction is needed cheesy
Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by oldfoolnigger(m): 7:13pm On Nov 15, 2016
lordBintus:
that's it bro and I pray we all make to the promise land
amen bruh
Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by oldfoolnigger(m): 6:54pm On Nov 15, 2016
lordBintus:
sure bro
like ur signature die.that's the spirit of a die hard soldier.
Sports › Re: Georges Leekens: Stopping Iwobi And Iheancho Is The Secret To Win Super Eagles by oldfoolnigger(m): 10:21am On Nov 13, 2016
tomsniel:
This Coach doesn't know that Victor Moses is our wildcard, the card up Gernot Rohr's sleeve. He's gonna be astonished when Moses comes and runs the show in beast mode instead of those two boys who are the obvious targets. Go Eagles !!!
u are right after all.v.moses dealt with them mercilessly
Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:20am On Nov 13, 2016
jaeybee98:
walahi, i dont think he's feeling the standard atal. I thought the 1st 3months should be something else, maybe its not as bad as its portrayed tho
U might be right thou
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 9:31pm On Nov 12, 2016
taiwofawole:
hello every one ,i had 59.5 choose computer science before but i later change to adult education during the change of course . my subject comb for jamb is math,eng,chem,phy and my o level is math,chem,phy,eng and agric ..first, is the combination right? what are my chances of gaining admission ,i plan on re taking jamb again but just in case i got admitted for adult education can choose ui again in the next jamb
Ur first question,i cannot answer.but on ur second question, ui does nt matriculate somebody twice,meaning,u would be expelled if u try such.
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:12am On Nov 12, 2016
hardeiluxie:
Lolz oldfoolnigger wetin man go do?...For dis recession,so many pple are trying to make their endsmeet through fraudlent practices.
hahaha.anybody wey defraud me right now of #1000,don kill me be that o grin
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 6:36am On Nov 12, 2016
Drrdesmond:
Unibadan 2016/2017 session Post-utme admission list Assistance .
For more inquires, complaints, If your name is not among the shortlisted names on the admitted list due to
your low score to your course , any aspirants looking for admission in Unibadan should contact Dr Adeb0lah, exams admn
for Assistance .
The thunder that will scatter ur mouth is still doing press up.for this recession,u no get joy for heart at all
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 9:07pm On Nov 11, 2016
obawinner:
when we are registering for UI pume they listed the subject they dont accept(data processing etc) if commerce wasn't t recognised it should have been among. **am assuming too**
remember the guy meant his four subjects combo in jamb and not that five subjects we choosed during pume reg.that one can choose any one subject of his or her choice so far itis not among those subjects listed by ui as unacceptable.to the best of my knowledge,he shoud have used history in place of that commerce.ui dislike commerce(from my friend's experience last year)
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:20pm On Nov 11, 2016
EMRYS1994:
plzz i had 58 point adult education my jamb combo eng, eco , gov , commerce. and ui said i had wrong jamb combo
am afraid,ui seems not to recognize commerce that much.am subjected to corrections,if any pls.
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:35pm On Nov 10, 2016
Seamhi:
hmm.. Na God save me oh.
lolz,thank God for ur life. U gat to take life the way it presents itself with ease.oluwa is involved.take chill pills,I believe all these admission sagas would end in happy note.
Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by oldfoolnigger(m): 8:21pm On Nov 10, 2016
Tanx,never knew before. Correction noted sir.quote author=jaeybee98 post=50932924][/quote]
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 12:07am On Nov 10, 2016
larabae13:
nd u too funny boy grin tongue
HAhaha see ur teeth grin
larabae13:
nd u too funny boy grin tongue
HAhaha see ur teeth
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 11:58pm On Nov 09, 2016
larabae13:
ehya ok oo gudnyt oo grin
Have a nice sleep funny gul grin
larabae13:
ehya ok oo gudnyt oo grin
Have a nice sleep funny gul
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 11:36pm On Nov 09, 2016
larabae13:
hehehehe den go share some with him. #itz allowed
Next time joor.my ba3 is disappointing as usual grin
larabae13:
hehehehe den go share some with him. #itz allowed
Next time joor.my ba3 is disappointing as usual
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 10:52pm On Nov 09, 2016
Have a friend that needs it badly grin am sure he would like some grin
larabae13:
grin lolz small small oo go share am small make e no plenty grin
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 10:40pm On Nov 09, 2016
larabae13:
grin grin me sef knw sey I no well...I crazy gan abi make I dash u small? grin
dash me again? ;Dwhen am the distributor itself grin the one I carry de pain me die here grin
Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by oldfoolnigger(m): 10:23pm On Nov 09, 2016
Think ke? I swear u no well grin
larabae13:
grin grin comply for where? I no be robot abeg grin but sha I'll think abt it

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