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SportsRe: I Have No Respect For Mikel: Mark Clattenburg by Olifiz(m): 8:15am On Jun 07, 2018
How’s that mikels business. Ur lack of respect didn’t move him to China. Mtcheeeew I don’t even know wat to say. NwaAmaipke will be in the best position to reply this ref.
Christianity EtcRe: What's The Difference Between Christianity And Jehovah Witness? by Olifiz(m): 8:11am On Jun 07, 2018
I believe everything they practice are admonition or commandments stated in the Bible. If it’s not written or commanded in the Bible JW’s no Dey do am o.
SportsRe: Barcelona Becomes The First Club To Have Players In Each Of The World Cup Group by Olifiz(m): 7:46am On Jun 07, 2018
Nice one. Unlike some clubs that are racist




Don’t quote me yet o. I’m counting money.
PhonesRe: Best Ios 12 Highlight Features You Need To Know by Olifiz(m): 3:43am On Jun 07, 2018
Nice one. Time to upgrade to a higher iPhone device n waiting to also upgrade my iOS.

Will stick to Apple because over the past 9years using Apple products I have never been disappointed, never experience phone hang or system malfunction. Tho some other high end phone have very cool or cooler features, but if u want a phone that won’t disappoint u, iPhone is the phone. I have tried Samsung a couple of times (A3, S5, S8 recently as second phone) S8 very cool in fact thumbs up for S8 but Apple still.
RomanceRe: Promises Men Make During Sex.. (pix) by Olifiz(m): 2:46am On Jun 07, 2018
cheesy

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Olifiz(m): 8:25pm On Jun 06, 2018
may032:
Circumcision have nothing to do with tight cervix.

@Op, please let go of the girl before you destroy her genitals for another upcoming man.

Maybe you need to always inform any girl you wanted to date about the size so as to avoid emotional pains.
I don’t understand o. Do u know what cervix is. Someone is having pains in her vagina u talking about an organ far inside her reproductive system. He said he’s dick is big n hurts her he didn’t say he’s sick is long n touching her cervix n hurting her. The OP never mentioned where she said she enjoys the sex n feel pain it’s just pain. To much of my knowledge circumcised women don’t enjoy sex only pain most times. So that’s why I told him to check if she’s circumcised. Thanks
RomanceRe: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Olifiz(m): 4:24am On Jun 06, 2018
ReneeNuttall:
scene 1,vegetable market Benin city,scene 2,Benin Golf course.,nice one
The scene two is UBTH golf course.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Olifiz(m): 11:01pm On Jun 05, 2018
Caring0:
Her name is samantha. Call her Sammy babe. What her mum and family calls her. So what's wrong there, I think since I can read and write if I made this up I would have put a cuter name there


But it is what is it, nothing to gain. I need solution, I want to save my dying relationship because even giving her head she don't enjoy it

I don't know if there is any other thing one can do. Searched Google but nothing other than try lubricants which I have tried and pre-intimacy but still the same.
Check if she’s circumcised
CareerRe: Lady Who Just Got A Job Reveals What Happens To Her Each Time She Gets Home by Olifiz(m): 3:51pm On Jun 05, 2018
LivingFree:
This Land is for sale smiley
We no Dey buy the location no good. Na feminist sell the land give u.
WebmastersRe: The Free Iphone X Give Away by Olifiz(m): 4:43pm On Jun 04, 2018
Don’t try it o. Den go finish ur account.
RomanceRe: Can I Shoot My Short ,he Already Friend Zoned Me by Olifiz(m): 1:06pm On Jun 04, 2018
coolestofall:
38 years old young lady!
I weak for here.
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 7:36pm On Jun 02, 2018
obonujoker:
So Messi was man of the match against Roma??
No he wasn’t. The point is there’s just s Icha hype on the guy. It’s like he’s living on he’s previous glory. I see no difference btw him n muller and lewandoski. because if Ronaldo doesn’t score in a match he’s almost irrelevant to the game.
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 12:26am On Jun 02, 2018
obonujoker:
If Ronaldo adds nothing to the game, how come he wins man of the match performances??

Hope you Know Ronaldo has the highest assist in UCL too??
Ronaldo wasn’t man of the match in the final o. Did u watch it. It was bale. Ronaldo was more like not in the game.
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 12:24am On Jun 02, 2018
obonujoker:
Why did Cannavaro win in 2006??
So it means pique could have won too
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 11:09pm On Jun 01, 2018
obonujoker:
You mean La liga season??

For the year 2018 , Ronaldo has had more goals than him.. The same Madrid finished off barca where Ronaldo score a spectacular goal to win the Spanish super copa...

What about the goal against ROMA in the UCL QF second leg..! That was sheer brilliance...
Yea sorry laliga season.
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 11:06pm On Jun 01, 2018
obonujoker:
European golden boot award is given to the player who scored the highest amongst leagues... lol..bro Messi deserves something, buh Ronaldo winning the UCL 3rd time cast a shadow on him... Just pray he performs at the world cup, moreover Ronaldo still has Super cup to play against Atletico where he is likely to win UEFA best player again....
But u guys rate Ronaldo based on goals only. Apart from that he doesn’t add any major thing to a game. So if u say UEFA best player is based on trophies it mean Borjan of Spain n former Barca player or pique should have won ballondor since in a particular season they won a treble, euro cup, World Cup, super cup etc
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 10:58pm On Jun 01, 2018
obonujoker:
Messi has the stats in La liga, and Ronaldo has the stats in UCL....

Messi
LA liga crown
LA liga golden boot

Ronaldo
UCL crown
UCL golden boot
Don’t forget he’s won European player golden boot already. Why didn’t they give Ronaldo?
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 10:56pm On Jun 01, 2018
obonujoker:
UCL
What you acheived with your club or country in a year...
Individual stats, records or goals
Performance on big stages
Big stages like ucl final for Ronaldo cos it was like he didn’t play at all or u want to talk about Messi and elclasicos of 2018.

Messi has most assists, scored most goals in all competitions, was man of the match in 99% of the games he played. Ronaldo only had most goals for ucl, and a trophy with Real Madrid.

U can’t take this off Messi. He was exceptional in making he’s team win laliga n Copa Dey rey, single handedly finished The Who Real Madrid team even with their aggressiveness etc pls

Granted both players are good but men Messi got This season better
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 10:51pm On Jun 01, 2018
obonujoker:
La liga or UCL stats??
Wait u think it’s only one league they use to measure stats for a player? Lol. Pls go and make ur research and collate both stats of UCL and laliga for both players okay. Thank u.
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 10:47pm On Jun 01, 2018
obonujoker:
No he can't... Ronaldo doesn't dribble again... Even Nani dribbles better than Ronaldo... buh dribbling doesn't make you the world best player... e.g Kaka
So what makes a player world best pls? I beg u list them
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 10:47pm On Jun 01, 2018
obonujoker:
Same way it happened in ballondor... 4-1 to 5-5, after world cup, Ronaldo will win his 6th....
Don’t be too sure. I guess ballondor is based on individual stats abi. Messi stats pass Ronaldo own now. Make World Cup come quick Abeg.
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 10:45pm On Jun 01, 2018
obonujoker:
When will Messi score a spectacular goal??
So many players have scored with bicycle kick including Messi. Even naija ogbeche den have scored better bicycle kick than both of them. That’s not a yardstick
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 10:28pm On Jun 01, 2018
obonujoker:
Bro, hope you know Ronaldo has 4 European golden boots as well??

Lol... Salah ke... checkout Ronaldo at Man utd....
Yes from 4-2 it became 4-5. Ronaldo was leading now Messi don overtake.
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 10:26pm On Jun 01, 2018
perdollar:
Pele endorsing messi over ronaldo is like Pele saying DT maradona is better than him. stop quoting wat Pele didn't say. maradona is always high on cocaine so is option abt GOAT is irrelevant like d goals of messi
At least I’m he’s high state he mentioned Messi but penaldo didn’t come to he’s high mind.
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 10:23pm On Jun 01, 2018
obonujoker:
All the others you mentioned were great dribblers too... and more skillful than Messi.... What other skill have you seen Messi perform other than his run with the ball dribble??

Huh... Diego maradona?? Alfredo di Stefano?? Johan Cruyff??

Can Messi dribble more than Okocha or even Ronaldinhohuh
Can Ronaldo dribble more than Messi?
SportsRe: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by Olifiz(m): 10:22pm On Jun 01, 2018
Jaytecq:
Thank u jare, but you forgot to add that HE HIS THE ONE PLAYING ALL THE PENALTY
let me even shock you... Do you knw that Ronaldo is the Highest Penalty scorer in the history of laliga?
That’s why he’s called Penaldo. He’s only good with tap ins and penalty. Any other thin he does right now is just jara.
CelebritiesRe: Court Fines Clarence Peters N5million For Copyright Infringment by Olifiz(m): 11:08am On May 31, 2018
believeucan:
Clarence shot it!
Hahahahaha he really did shot it.
PoliticsRe: Jolly Nyame's Face As He Is Jailed For 14 Years by Olifiz(m): 9:15am On May 31, 2018
In he’s mind he’ll be like “me prison, sho mo age mi ni”.

Oga ur age no follow for prison o.
CelebritiesRe: Mocheddah Is Getting Married To Prince ‘BK’ Bukunyi Olateru-Olagbegi by Olifiz(m): 7:03pm On May 30, 2018
femi4:
I always do tear rubber
Lol. Refurbished nko?
CelebritiesRe: Mocheddah Is Getting Married To Prince ‘BK’ Bukunyi Olateru-Olagbegi by Olifiz(m): 4:21pm On May 30, 2018
femi4:
Ajeku eldee the don

Won n beri
Won n beri
To ba ri mi....won n beri
How are u sure ur gf/wife isn’t someone’s crumbs en....
SportsRe: Russsia 2018: Super Eagles Jersey Voted The Best by Olifiz(m): 1:04pm On May 30, 2018
The guy in Jersey number 15 black pass charcoal.

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