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SportsRe: Football Legend Diego Maradona Offers £8,000 To Find The Man Who Said He WasDead by Olifiz(m): 7:51am On Jun 29, 2018
Maradona biko bring the money £8k it’s me I have found myself.
SportsRe: Ronaldo's Release Clause Slashed To €120m by Olifiz(m): 7:47am On Jun 29, 2018
Let Barca buy him. Real Madrid no get sense how will they slash he’s release clause that low to only teams outside laliga n psg. Barca pls close eyes buy him n use him n Messi to punish them. I love Messi better but it’s totalky unfair irrespective of whatever Ronaldo might have said it done
SportsRe: How 2 Yellow Cards Knocked Out Senegal From The World Cup by Olifiz(m): 7:18am On Jun 29, 2018
This one pain me pass naija own. Imagine 2yellow cards







Cc lalasticlala mynd44 biko push this forward
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Wore A Lucky Amulet Before Playing Against Nigeria. PICS by Olifiz(m): 8:11pm On Jun 27, 2018
Why u all hating on this poor guy. They both played a game n won naija.




I never really respected him not until this World Cup. Even with a messed up team he still played well even wen they were not passing to him.
SportsRe: Serbia Vs Brazil: World Cup (0 - 2) On 27th June 2018 by Olifiz(m): 7:53pm On Jun 27, 2018
dominique:
Do you bet on officiating (yellow card, red card etc) too?
Anti Dominique biko I don’t know. I really don’t think so o. But it should be possible.
SportsRe: Serbia Vs Brazil: World Cup (0 - 2) On 27th June 2018 by Olifiz(m): 7:45pm On Jun 27, 2018
dominique:
You guys bet on subs as well? O ga o!
Is there anything not betable?
SportsRe: Serbia Vs Brazil: World Cup (0 - 2) On 27th June 2018 by Olifiz(m): 7:11pm On Jun 27, 2018
All of u with second half sub....sorry en ticket don tear. Lol
SportsRe: South Korea Vs Germany: World Cup (2 - 0) On 27th June 2018 by Olifiz(m): 5:19pm On Jun 27, 2018
TheCongo2:
To the soccer experts of Nairaland, can any one tell me why a team like South Korea ( which was already disqualified after Sweden scored against Mexico) would put so much energy in a game that was irrelevent to them?
They needed to at least leave the World Cup with a point and wickedness follow too. grin
RomanceRe: Can Men Survive Without Sex? by Olifiz(m): 5:18pm On Jun 26, 2018
This one sef follow for topic chai. Nairaland ooo.
RomanceRe: If Sex Marathon Is Organised Which State In Nigeria Will Win It? by Olifiz(m): 5:16pm On Jun 26, 2018
It’s Benue. Na only sex tiv girls come do for earth.
RomanceRe: Guy Propose To His Girlfriend On The Same Spot He Met Her 5years Ago (pics) by Olifiz(m): 11:24am On Jun 26, 2018
FYB:
Plz try and do your wedding on the same spot
And also impregnate her and deliver her baby on the same spot too.



Sense will not kill us
CelebritiesRe: Jordan Gbolade Jaiyeola Stabbed To Death After Birthday Party In London by Olifiz(m): 2:23pm On Jun 25, 2018
onward4life:
Americans like to shoot

England like to stab

Nigeria like to......
Shoot and stab
SportsRe: World Cup 2018: Lionel Messi Speaks On Retirement From International Football by Olifiz(m): 8:22am On Jun 25, 2018
With those Shitty team mates n a stupid coach? It will be hard o. Anyways you still the best.
RomanceRe: Help! I Told Her Am Living,and She Promise Stabing Any Lady She See Me With by Olifiz(m): 8:17pm On Jun 24, 2018
Deltayankeeboi:
I sell shovels and affordable caskets and i also dig graves in the cemetary just in case the body needs to be buried. We would not want the police disturbing our business.
I have a friend doin a peculiar kind of biz, he sells decomposing agents.....detritus feeding organisms, help be glad to supply u for the body......
RomanceRe: Help! I Told Her Am Living,and She Promise Stabing Any Lady She See Me With by Olifiz(m): 5:42pm On Jun 24, 2018
Cutefine02:
i also sharpen knifes incase he doesnt want to buy a new one.....
Oh either way he still needs groves. Still good for my biz...
RomanceRe: Help! I Told Her Am Living,and She Promise Stabing Any Lady She See Me With by Olifiz(m): 5:18pm On Jun 24, 2018
Tallesty1:
I sell knives bro
Yea knife is good. He will also need gloves to handle the knife better. Pls I sell gloves
CrimeRe: SARS Went Through My Wife’s Nude Photos On My Phone - Man Narrates by Olifiz(m): 2:58pm On Jun 24, 2018
Essonaku:
Pls update us the development any day u meet with them. Experience is a teacher
I have actually early this year February I guess. I have a very special sticker on my wind shield that’s okay to put them away.
CrimeRe: SARS Went Through My Wife’s Nude Photos On My Phone - Man Narrates by Olifiz(m): 7:33am On Jun 24, 2018
youngberry001:
pls wich country re u from....?
I’m a Nigerian n stayed in Abuja sometimes ago. Tho I have my reasons for saying they can’t n won’t dare to harass me.
CrimeRe: SARS Went Through My Wife’s Nude Photos On My Phone - Man Narrates by Olifiz(m): 7:28am On Jun 24, 2018
Stupid SARS. It’s Sunday I no wan swear for anybody.





By the way I’m young n drive a nice car. Waiting for the day they will stop me n start all those trash. Dey can’t even try it, sho mo age mi ni?
RomanceRe: Ladies React To The News Of A Man Who Was Almost Raped By A Gay Hairstylist by Olifiz(m): 11:32am On Jun 23, 2018
Both the homo, the homee, the house Dey slept and all those twitter posters all of u are madt....
AutosRe: Call To Clear For Roro And Containerized Vehicles by Olifiz(m): 5:29am On Jun 23, 2018
Good morning pls I have a SUV to clear o. It’s in a container.
BusinessRe: Nigerian Custom Scam Me With My Money And My Parcel by Olifiz(m): 5:25am On Jun 23, 2018
tukasa:
This is a very terrible thing that have ever happened to me in my life , i never know how to bear the lost , A package (2 IPHONE X) was sent to me on 25 May by a white woman in USA, The package(2 IPHONE X) was sent by USPS, And i waited and waited till it arrived in Lagos Nigeria on June 10 , On June 14 it enter the Custom , So i was tracking it and i can see that it is still with the custom , I started making some call enquiry about why my package have never been release my custom, On the 19 june , i started worried that the package (2 IPHONE X) is becoming too long in the hand of those custom , i posted it on nairaland and a guy told me to go to the nahco and take about 90k along , then i called nahco , nahco told me that they only store item that i should call custom that held my package , then i started thinking of what to do coz am in Osun state which is the destination of where the package is going, i have to call a lawyer that works in Island to help me verify whats happening with my package in the custom office in ikeja, He went there same day , that was on 20 June, i gave him all the neccessary info he will need , When he got there , he let them know that he is my Lawyer that he came to know whats happening to my package (2 IPHONE X) that they held , They told him that CUSTOM , NDLEA , SSI Have all held my package that i need to clear the package with 100k before it can be released, i started worried about that , Then i told the lawyer to make enquirry about how it will go that if he pay the money , will they release the package for him , They said yes they will if he can show up with the scan copy of my NATIONAL ID to identify that truly am the owner, The lawyer have to go back home that day because time have already go, I sent all the necessary document to my lawyer so that he can help me get my package out and have it on hand , and i also gave him the 100k and his own 25k coz he bill me for his workmanship, Getting there on 21 June , They said another thing that the item can be given to him that they will just clear it and it will move to the destination which is Osun state , i have to tell the lawyer to give them the phone over there that if that is the case , hope i wont have to pay any custom charges at the post office ,They said they wont ask that again that i just need to pay 3k to collect it , Am worried but i told the lawyer to pay the 100k and after he pays the money , they told him they will release to nipost the second day when they are moving item , Then Lawyer left , The custom agent have already have my number and i also have his number coz am afraid if they will ask me to pay another money over here in the post office so i can call him to talk to them , So on the 22 June i was expecting the package (2 IPHONE X) to be released but still with them , so i started call the Lawyer and the custom man , The lawyer was calling him , untill evening when i was watching Nigeria vs Iceland that the reason they did not ship my item is that , he was the one that took the item to NIPOST himself that NIPOST was wondering why can 2 phones weight 2KG , That they decide to open the package that it was "2 STONES" that is inside my package , Package that is (2 IPHONE X) that is there have now change to "2 STONES" . My lawyer was surprised when the custom agent call him as well to say the rubbish , How can that be possible , A package that has (2 IPHONE X) is now having "2 STONES" Now i know the custom have chop my (2 IPHONE X) , Will they also chop my 100k , Is it possible for them to tell me to come and use 100k to clear Stones , Guys please kindly help my condition , Let me have my money back even if my package have been chop off by them. Here is my number 08136934084 , Somebody help me . This is the tracking number - CX348547496US . I dont know what to do again because am going too far about this lost because this lost can kill me , it can make me die.
Firstly they don’t have any right to open ur parcel behind ur back or without ur lawyer being there. I have cleared goods at Abuja airport their cargo depot before. It’s not until when u come for clearing and u have settled everything before NDLEA n the rest will check the goods for illegal items and u must be present or ur agent must be present. So pls follow this up. The mistake ur Lawyer made was not to tell the customs to open the percel for him before they took it to nipost. Next time get a clearing agent and make sure u are there when the goods are being cleared.
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Reacts To Super Eagles’ Victory Against Iceland, Says by Olifiz(m): 8:53pm On Jun 22, 2018
Donjazzy is gay. #fact.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Iceland : World Cup (2 - 0) On 22nd June 2018 by Olifiz(m): 5:51pm On Jun 22, 2018
shizzy7:
Iwobi finish with 1 goal

My husband, I love you so much
Just like that? Husband!!! Hahahaha
RomanceRe: She Lied And We Broke Up Over The Phone! by Olifiz(m): 12:40pm On Jun 22, 2018
buske:
I have been dating this girl, since after my graduation from the university three years ago. Prior to that we've were very close friends.

Our relationship has been the type where we know very much about each other. we talk about everything. We practically know each other in and out.

She's the very soft time, in the sense that she finds it hard to say no or shout at people irrespective of what they've done. To give you a picture of what I'm talking about, with a very confusing episode...a man once collected her phone and practically walked away with it in broad daylight without any form of resistance. Another episode; The other day, after waiting for about 5 months to get the complete amount to purchase a phone, she took the whole sum and gave it to a person she hardly knows and we've been looking for him ever since.

While I'm the analytical type of person. This has its own downsides too as atimes, I tend not to know when to just let things go.

Okay..Let me give you the main gist of what transpired so you can tell me if I could have reacted or done things better or it wasn't my fault.

So yesterday, she called me and was like "emmh..baby, can you give me Rev. David's number, I want to pass it to a friend who needs spiritual counseling" (Rev
David is my bossom friend who just got out of the Seminary, They two are hardly acquainted due to obvious reasons.) "aaah... I should give you Rev. David's number??...Wait who is the person?...doesn't he/she have a church/pastor he/she can go to?" I was perplexed by the request. Since we share a lot, I was expecting at least an overview of the reason for the request. My girlfriend became defensive instead," Are you giving me the number or not? ".. At this point, my interest is hightened. So I ask her to at least give me minor details about the person or the situation at hand. It became a drag and led to a slight argument. She got angry and for the first time in many years..cut the call on me.

"aaaah....what is the problem, what is making this girl get all worked up like this?" I called and called back but she didn't pick up. I was mad and confused.
Now, like I said at the beginning, besides the fact that we talked about everything...she is also the type that can easily be defrauded. So this made me put up guard and she is ignited my interest in the case by her dodgy attitude.

So I sent her a text, giving her one last chance to pick my call and threatened to never call again if she failed to. So she called!

After dragging the issue for long and lying(something she's never done) here and there. I got to find out that it was about a guy whom I was suspecting she was having an affair with. (she never knew I was suspecting her though because I never showed it. I was looking for the perfect time to make a case)

I was mad!

After dropping the call. She texted me. Disclaiming having an affair with him, telling me that he had made her promise that it should be just between them.

See...This is a girl that tells me everything about her friends...from the friend who just had an abortion, to the one who almost had her womb removed, to the one whose parents are quarreling, to the one cheating on her boyfriend and so on. Why was this case so special that I couldn't even get a hint??.

I replied, telling her that I never believed her and told her I wasn't going to call her again and that she shouldn't bother calling me. Next thing I know, she turns it on me, accusing me of breaking up with her over the phone. She had repeated this accusation in the past. So I told her that since she's so 'eager' about us breaking up over the phone, her prayers had finally been answered today..I didn't reply any messages henceforth.

Now I'm confused, I don't know what to make out of this episode.
OP just give her time o. She will come around.
SportsRe: Argentina Vs Croatia: World Cup (0 - 3) - On 21st June 2018 by Olifiz(m): 8:40pm On Jun 21, 2018
This argentine players and keepers are just messing up. Up Croatia. Thanks for taking advantage of their foolishness
RomanceRe: Friendship With The Opposite Sex. by Olifiz(m): 2:47pm On Jun 21, 2018
Lalas247:
I have an equal balance of male and female friends
Yes ladies can be a bit oTT but it's due to ENVY grin cause why hate on another it's pointless we all got Vjayjay down there but most would rather be petty those type of females u stay clear from .. friendship will always end up toxic , back stabbing n the rest


I think it's ok to have male friends or more male friends .... NL is not how the whole male race thinks
Maybe if you meet a guy on this platform yes high possibility they will Fuvk up .. high possibility they will act up (most have issues) don't blame them ...
but outside this forum and other social media .. it's easy to have long lasting male friends without having issues ... all this friend zone only a biggie on social media especially Nigerians .. no one makes a fuss about it in fact only heard of it here ..

personally a good balance of male and female friends
Take note: He will smile , laugh , comfort, play , have long convos , even tell you his secret ... Biko hold back because u can't trust a guy just like that ... not saying u can't be friends but be very sure and guarded a Real male friend never disappoints and you will always know by their actions wink

Kimbraa kiss shinarlaura kiss sexybbstar kiss


Mynd44 are we friends grin
Don’t be surprised pls most of the guys here on NL are still the ones u see in other social media. This is a faceless forum so some people just act based on that. But anyways nice points tho
Nairaland GeneralRe: Thegrandawards....voting Categories by Olifiz(op): 2:29pm On Jun 21, 2018
Lalasticlala Mynd44 FP pls
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Gives Hints On Leaving SONY Music Label For Good by Olifiz(m): 12:26pm On Jun 21, 2018
dumo1:
I think you should create a separate thread for it before anti-spam bot bans you for posting the same content on different pages.
Done
Nairaland GeneralThegrandawards....voting Categories by Olifiz(op): 12:23pm On Jun 21, 2018
My able and humble nairalanders, another edition of TheGrandAwards is here again and my very own sister Adila Omotosho have been nominated in three categories, please let’s support her she needs our votes and voting is free, multiples voting is allowed.
The links for voting are below:

Best female choreographer of the year - http://thegrandawards.com/vote/l/

Best female afrobeat dancer- http://thegrandawards.com/vote/h/

Best female dancer - http://thegrandawards.com/vote/t/

Thank you all and God bless.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Apply For Lafarge Cement LTD Graduate Trainee Programme by Olifiz(m): 12:14pm On Jun 21, 2018
Cool

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