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Politics / Re: Governor Fubara's Projects As He Marks 1 Year In Office by oliverano: 10:27pm On May 10
adioolayi:
See how impeachment dey smell for him head grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.


Yes, the impeachment will be pronounced illegal and he will most likely be reinstated...but, this man go chop small impeachment fess...maybe 2years out of office like the case of Senator Rasheed Oladoja of Oyo State.

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Are you crying or laughing...lol

Too many smiling emojis=crying sha

Enjoy your day 😜
Food / Re: What Is The Nutritional Difference Between Butter And Margarine? by oliverano: 6:23pm On May 10
Entanglement:
oga this one no be layman definitions na. grin you won dey explain to person were no go school say one get single bond carbon and the other one na double bond molecular Carbon? grin

You go explain am as how the thing be in physical structure so that even mad man go understand am grin

grin grin grin grin grin

Lol but that your explanation been get as e be ooo lol
Food / Re: What Is The Nutritional Difference Between Butter And Margarine? by oliverano: 5:50pm On May 10
ycat:
Holistic nutritional experts would watch this topic and see why Africa is the way it is.

Lol....😂 😂 😂
Food / Re: What Is The Nutritional Difference Between Butter And Margarine? by oliverano: 5:45pm On May 10
Entanglement:
na texture forget all this oyibo English.

Saturation simply means texture. That's one get finer textured ( he smooth well well come soft) why unsaturated mean say he dey worwor (the texture no too fine and get rough texture)

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So if you were asked to explain this to a layman, this is what you'll say? Lmao.

Saturated simply means that at room temperature, e go still dey strong(solid). Like the butter no go melt like groundnut oil if e dey normal temperature. You know most people keep their butter in the fridge so wetin go happen if you commot am from fridge come outside.

Unsaturated mean say, at room temperature, that's normal temperature, life outside the refrigerator e no go too dey strong (solid) again.

So therefore, butter is solid at room temperature....saturated

While Margarine go melt at room temperature....unsaturated.

In a nutshell, Butter is animal based(mostly milk), more healthy, and more expensive

while....

Margarine is plant based(nuts, seeds etc) mixed with preservatives/chemicals, not that healthy but cheaper.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by oliverano: 10:37pm On May 08
Awesome01:


And next season, they'll add the icing on the cake in Mbappe. Very solid team. Kudos to them.

wink wink wink

While we're stuck with.....

#Long season ahead!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by oliverano: 10:27pm On May 08
A40:
Gnabry already out, then you take out Sane, Musiala and Kane with 6 minutes left at the Bernabeu?

Absolute insanity. What are you seeing out with minimum of 15 minutes left factoring added time. And worse if they equalize we're talking another 30+ minutes of a game you have been on the back foot throughout.

It was pathetic by Tuchel. No top club worth their onions will consider him worthy of hiring.

He's heavily linked @United. I think he can help them win EPL next season!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by oliverano: 10:25pm On May 08
Leyqute:


He offers no threats whatsoever. Removing Kane and Musiala gave Madrid more confidence. And that’s what pulled them through.

This is exactly what happened but take nothing away from Madrid and Carlo. They managed the game better than TooKle and co.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by oliverano: 10:05pm On May 08
popizaino:


Do you know the interesting part.

In 2014, last minute against Simeone's Athletico Madrid.

In 2022, same dieing minute against pep guardiola man city.

In the same 2022 it was dieing minutes against us,Tuchel was our coach .

In the same 2022,it was also dieing minutes against PSG.

Today all this history is repeating itself and somebody with Ancelotti has common factor,then one idiot with empty pride from the slum of Italian refugee camp is coming to tell me Ancelotti is vibe and inshallah.

grin grin

But but Klopp 1 UCL since he started coaching and 1 EPL in 9 years is better than Anceloti.

Vibes FC!

Anceloti nah comfam agba but I hope Dortmund can win UCL for my selfish interest only grin grin grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by oliverano: 10:04pm On May 08
A40:
Lool. Who cares?

I don comot mind after Tuchel make him useless subs and Kane wasted chance to end the tie.

No Champions League for Hummels is guaranteed. That one satisfy me

cry cry cry

Abeg nah
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by oliverano: 9:59pm On May 08
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by oliverano: 9:56pm On May 08
raumdeuter:
Semi final at benabeu and you take kane off for Chupo fvcking Monting

He'll be a good fit at Manchester United!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by oliverano: 9:55pm On May 08
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Anceloti don comot Pep and TooKle but I'm to believe he's vibes and insha'Allah because he doesn't run around on the touchline.

He's doing well biko!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 1) On 8th May 2024 by oliverano: 9:37pm On May 08
FLYFIRE:
Just like ManU, RM reign ends today & they will never win CL again until after 10 years from today

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by oliverano: 9:00pm On May 08
Madrid Vs Bayernn!!!

Very tight game but imagine our GK in this kind of high pressure game. If it was Barca Vs Madrid or Barca Vs Bayern, zero chance the game is 0:0 at halftime. Like no chance that we don't concede.

Ter Stegen records in the UCL especially when the stakes are much higher. Pls fact check me if I'm wrong:

Conceded 3 in 2015/16 Quarter-finals

Conceded 5 in 2016/17 Round of 16

Conceded 3 in 2016/17 Quarter-finals

Conceded 4 in 2017/18 Quarter-finals

Conceded 4 in 2018/19 Semi-finals

Conceded 8 in 2019/20 Quarter-finals

Conceded 5 in 2020/21 Round of 16

Conceded 6 in 2023/24 Quarter-finals

Europa League QF, conceded 4 Vs Frankfurt including 3 at home.

So tell me, how can a team aspiring to win the UCL or play in the semis have this guy as first choice Gk Lmao.

This has nothing to do with doomsaying but patterns don't lie and next season, once everything gets really hot (UCL knockouts), I can see us conceding 4 or 5 against a serious team like Arsenal, Bayern, Madrid, Liverpool, Leverkusen.

We can do well in Laliga ooo and probably win it but you see that UCL eh, if we're serious about going far then the template is below...

Coach>GK>DM>LW>CF!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by oliverano: 6:29am On May 07
Xavi: The grass was not in perfect condition but we were the superior team over both legs. We had more position and dominated the game.

Final score 8:4 aggregate!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by oliverano: 6:00am On May 07
abduleez1:


And this is the reason why Araujo makes me angry these days. He play rubbish and cost the team a potential final appearance and weyrey dey talk say he's not responsible. Lack of responsibility and very stupid thing to say. Uncharacteristic of a captain. That reason alone makes him out of the conversation of Captaincy.


I understand your position but leadership(coach) is everything. An army of sheep led by a lion will always defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

For instance, our squad is better on paper than that of Girona but they defeated us home and away 8:4. No team other than may be Madrid is beating us under a coach like Enrique 8:4 home and away in this Laliga, none.

I remember when we lost 4:0 to PSG in the UCL. During the pressers, the journalist asked Enrique about the return leg at camp nou he said "If they score 4, we'll score 6" this is what elite mentality and taking responsibility is all about. Enrique get him fault but I Iove that man.

Xavi would've said that it's going to be a very tough game and that the grass and wind should be in better shape. In fact he's not sure if we'll qualify.

I think Araujo should continue as captain in the absence of Roberto and Stergen. It's a leadership problem. He's a guy that loves to learn. He'll learn, I believe.

You're always gonna reflect your leader especially in this line of job over time. Arteta mirrors Pep in everything including dressing, if you watch the 'All or Nothing' documentary, he acts and talks like Pep who was his boss not quite long ago.

Believe me when I tell you that Araujo isn't making that statement under Luis Enrique, Arteta or Pep. If your coach is constantly complaining and pointing fingers instead of taking responsibilities, eventually you'll do same as captain. Imagine our coach complaining about grass and wind after getting piped. Not good enough, believe me, not good enough.

We need a coach!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by oliverano: 9:38pm On May 06
andrewbaba44:
Oliverano if this na true ,then you go like this news grin

A world class midfielder with insane work rate. I'll be more than happy.

What FDJ is offering, Pedri, Gundo, Gavi and even Ter Stergen can offer with a lesser salary.

Ship him out!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by oliverano: 6:24pm On May 06
andrewbaba44:
We no get squad depth for Barca aside for defense and midfield ,but the right thing to do is to be benching a 40M signing grin

Xavi the grass cutter nice one

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Xavi makes me laugh honestly....

We lost 8:4 to Girona after two legs and he came out to say that Barca was the better team in both games. Person pipe you twice you no fit keep quiet or admit that your team failed. SMFH.

His lack of responsibility is now robbing on the squad. For Araujo to come out and confidently say that he was not responsible for the loss Vs PSG was something. He's learning so well from his boss.

Soon Curbasi will make a mistake and say he's not responsible. How we take dey here, I no grab. Top to bottom we're a clown fest at the moment!

.....and then we have a midfielder as GK!

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Education / Re: Do You Know The Meaning Of POLICE? by oliverano: 9:47pm On May 05
amnesty7:
An untruth.
A simple check on the etymology of the word would have saved you from this ignorance.

The post hitting front page these days is kinda embarrassing.

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Education / Re: Do You Know The Meaning Of POLICE? by oliverano: 9:43pm On May 05
99thEnemy:

This thread is embarrassing I swear.

Shame.....but I blame the moderator who pushed this to the front page....

Gosh......🤮🤮🤮

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Education / Re: Do You Know The Meaning Of POLICE? by oliverano: 9:29pm On May 05
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Seun, what's going on here. This forum was once very educative. Wetin dey sup? Why is useless post hitting front page like it's nothing.

What sort of careless post is this??

Police is not an acronym for anything.

Police is Police, Lawyer is Lawyer and Soldier is Soldier.

Smfh!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by oliverano: 6:37pm On May 05
Awadi:


If Barcelona want to reinforce defence they should start with tersteghen

Spot on!
Sports / Re: Ipswich Town Back To EPL After 22 Years by oliverano: 12:34pm On May 05
femi4:
Indomie children

Didier Drogba takes the corner kick from the left byline with his right foot and passes it to a teammate resulting in: cross. 90'+2'.

Drogba never played against Ipswich town in the English Premier League.

The game you're talking about was an FA Cup game.

In addition to this, Drogba joined Chelsea in 2004. Then, Ipswich was not in the EPL. They've been absent for 22 years!

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Sports / Re: Ipswich Town Back To EPL After 22 Years by oliverano: 12:31pm On May 05
BigDawsNet:


Carry your predictions else where... by the time I collect league and champions league next season... una go beg us to collect Liverpool form

grin grin grin grin


As you join Liverpool and City I no say this one nah Liverpool fan, so I say make I whine you small.

Congratulations on your four trophies this season 😜😜😜

Rest and enjoy today 😂😂😂

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Sports / Re: Ipswich Town Back To EPL After 22 Years by oliverano: 12:28pm On May 05
BigDawsNet:
They will collect point from the top 4 next season..

Me I sha know Liverpool and mancity is not dere

Liverpool no be team. They'll be much worse next season!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by oliverano: 12:06pm On May 05
andrewbaba44:
It doesn’t make sense that lewandowski will be earning 32 million euros next season and FDJ will be earning 37M euros

Both players need to leave my club

We no really too get money problem if no be some kind ridiculous wages

Lewandowski I don’t care if you win pichichi by farming some hatrick or brace in the next few games ,thanks for the Laliga title last season ,it’s time for you to leave my club abeg

Imagine this nonsense

Na wah oo!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by oliverano: 12:04pm On May 05
Ijustwantto:
Na true. If no be matinez, messi no for see international trophy. The keeper really made great saves right from copa semi against Colombia. If e reach penalty shootout, although anything can happen in football but dis guy will make at least two saves. I trust him 99.9 percent. Even this season, he has clean sheets against almost all epl top 5. Emi matinez, I too love the guy cool cool

Martinez is a goal keeper for the biggest moment...He's afraid of nothing.

If game enter pk, you're sure he's making 1 or 2 saves. If game dey tough, he shows personality and grit by keeping you in it.

That's what goal keeping is all about not passing. If a goal keeper wants to pass then he should be moved to the midfield.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by oliverano: 11:53am On May 05
onuwaje:
My take on barca since the Koeman era is that there's little or no zeal to win. Barca is like that game where we have achieved all the stages and got bored playing afterwards.

Teams who are yet to match barca pound for pound are still scared of the name and crest but if only they know that it's an empty vessel filled with trash.


Until serious moves are made
People are sacked i see nothing changing

Until the emboldened, we'll continue to be jokes especially in the UCL!
Sports / Re: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by oliverano: 11:45am On May 05
Almiron:
same way your mama worwor.... Allergic to good things in life, born failure just like your fav. You don chop this morning

grin grin grin grin

Almiron my guy on the beat. Baba does not give a flying fckkkkkkk!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by oliverano: 11:34am On May 05
Colson:
I think you all are overexaggerating on this GK issue tbh. It's not even an 'issue'. When the team doesn't have a proper defensive structure the GK always suffers. I didn't watch the game, I went to YouTube to see the highlights and out of the four, MATS should've done better on just one, the other three were not on him AT ALL. He even made some good saves! the goals would have been more. I don't know why you guys expect MATS to be a super goalie. Bring a new goalkeeper to this shambolic team and you'll be crying to have MATS back.

Barca s defensive structure is so bad that every attack from the opposition would seem like a huge goal threat! every where go just open and they will be slizing through our backline ..and someone will come here to blame the GK lol.

See as the Barcola of PSG who continually had a lot of space and skinned us in both legs looked shockingly average against dortmund, he couldn't do shit! Doesn't that show you that there's a problem with the way we're set up?

Ederson and Raya are not better goalkeepers than MATs but one won the golden glove medal last season and the other has already won it this season. When the defensive structure is bad, there's so little a goalie can do.

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I greet ooo

When it comes to online engagements, I usually don't like running in circles but you see this Stergen matter, I plaster wella lol

Let's begin......

Stergen was brought in to replace Valdez as first choice with Bravo as backup but he got injured and Bravo became first choice and heaven knows he was phenomenal, getting dirty while making breathtaking saves in the league.

As compensation, Stergen was allowed to keep in the UCL/Copa. In the group stage against Roma(2014/2015) he conceded a goal that really took me back. That was when I started having my reservations about this guy without being really vocal about it. I noticed he was more interested in passing rather than making actual saves.

He's been great for Barca no doubt but I personally only trust him in 1vs1. When it comes to actual shot stopping and showing personality in big moments, he's not that go to guy.

It's not a coicendence that he's the common denominator in all our UCL humiliations and some of our crickets scoreline in other competitions. In 2016 during the Spanish super cup. He conceded 5 Vs Bilbao. I watched the game and was like, what are we doing...

Much maligned Garcia and Lenglet are currently leading their teams to UCL yet if they were here, we'll blame them for the failures of our failed keeper.

Was Stergen good, yeah but he's on a serious decline and patterns don't lie. If he's our number 1 next season and I heard we'll be in pot 2 next season, then get ready to be humiliated yet again with cricket scoreline when the UCL gets really hot.

I know that it'll take time but eventually we'll learn. Even those on Reddit, Twitter, Barca Blaugranes and even nairaland can see that Stergen needs to go. Soon the board will act but I hope it won't be too late.

Messi isn't winning the world cup with Stergen in goal. 40 year old Neur is still ahaed of our world class GK...and yes...Ederson and Raya are currently better than our keeper!

Our problem remains especially if we're serious about doing well in the UCL.

Coach>GK>DM>LW>CF!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by oliverano: 7:37am On May 05
We do not need a back up GK to challenge our Static GK. The statement must be very clear. Go out and spend 50m on a starting level GK and send this guy out of this club.

Ralph should continue on the left, Pau Victor should back him up for all I care. On the right, Ferran or B team Naim should back up Yamal and I care less.

GK is even more pressing than DM right now. To be honest, the moment Roberto made that silly error, I knew we'll concede. I was so sure of this.

Our probblem in this particular order;

Coach>GK>DM>LW>CF!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by oliverano: 10:28pm On May 04
I'm seeing a serious pattern here but I hope not, I seriously hope not but the pattern dey look somehow.

This is the 2002/2003 season all over again!

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