Bintabisiriyu2:
Big pot of Ogbono, Ogbono wey dey spoil within 2 days, weda u warm am o or put in fridge

Not true unless you're having power shortages.

I'm not ready for back and forth but not true.

You're welcome 🤗

raumdeuter:


Preventing a goal is dirty work. Fine boy no dey inside unless you are passing the work to other people

What if you're inside the matrix?

papyjaypaul:
This is a sponsored post but which fintech can partner with Nairaland so that users can be paidNot the type of Twitter or Youtube but users who are ranked with IQ posts get paid. It will become a better forum like Quora

Quora is a great platform but the emboldened isn't why you get paid on quora.

Fact is quora won't pay you because you're ranked higher on IQ post but through quora partner program which allows you to get paid.

The main problem with nairaland is tribalism, nepotism, racism, trash talk etc. People do so for cheap likes and shares!

raumdeuter:


Terry had other deficiency but he wasnt a coward

Like this abi...

raumdeuter:


To be fair even though John Terry is overrated but I will be lying if I accuse him of running from challenge, he will go into it even if he gets dribbled, he doesn't hide

Okocha is not a top tier player he is just an entertainer the clubs he played for tells the whole story

Hummels is a tier 2 club defender. He will be great for a tier 2 club like Dortmund reason he dropped out of Bayern twice

Hazard is a good player for some level, espexially when ita not CL. If ots to do leaguw shakushaku drimbu then Hidden ia the man. His fans comparing him to Neymar was what brought his dragging

VVD is just a hype job, a coward who hides from his main job

Terry catching strays....

Xavi will be ruthless next season, I think he's been on a serious learning curve but we'll see. I can see Lewy doing some time on the bench. I see a breakthrough season for Guui or Rokay

The board will give him his demands. Although my choice is Matts Weiffer not the painter Amadou Onana, I can see Zubi or solid DM coming in. I can see Silva coming in but at the expense of a left winger. I think Xavi will continue with Raphinha there and Ferran and Felix as back up for both wings.

With Balde back and Gavi back later in the season, we should do better.

I'm indifferent with the news but Good luck to Xavi and the team!

User09:
E dey pepper you abi.

Thats what it feels like when u spend multiple seasons on a crusade only for the guy to leave and the team is worse off.

Lucky all the time. Lucky with UCL, Lucky with UEFA best player. Must be the luckiest player on the earth

Nobody is peppered.....

We're all happy for them.

The defenders at Chelsea went for shopping today or may be they've been doing so all season.

We do better against big teams FC!

One more goal and it'll cancel the 6:0 defeat some years back.

Arteta should introduce more attackers 😂

tiswell:
Chioma is not a happy woman,forget all these drama by david

Source?

gaby:
In Primary 3 I tried to bully a skinny classmate "Augustine" because I seemed taller and bigger than he was.

At lunch break, we were made to have a go at it once and for all.

Because my mama just buy me one boxer wey get like championship belt, I believe say I be boxing champion.

Before I set blow, I don see myself for ground with one part of my face staining the poor floor.

I cry reach house tell my mama say na 5 people gather me beat.

My mama tie wrapper say she go follow me go school go see people wey beat her bikini. Na so I begin beg my mama say make she no go oh...laslas she follow me go dem find out say na lie. I collect more beating for house for wasting their food at home and not able to utilize the food in a fight outside..

4 hold my hand the 5th one back me for ground....

Community Primary School Rumueme...circa '85.

I don't know why I believed your story....lol

I'm Augustine 😄😄😄😄😄

All nah cruise ooo lol

Kilishihunter:

Bro to get a top player like lewy as at year means paying big bucks, he was one year off winning the Fifa best award, the top goal scorer in Europe plus we had to pay the whole 50m to Bayern in one go, I hope we get some big bucks if he's going to be offloaded this summer but as at that time that was a statement signing that required big wages especially concerning our financial status
Ansu was one of our best players then with pI$$g ready to pay heavily for him back then, no one predicted injuries would make him a shadow of himself today chief but I get your point more big earners with less contributions need to be taken off the wagebill

On point!! 👍

WhoDeyHause:

Co-signed my brother.
We might be enemies but we unite for manyoo's downfall.

This man you stay one place nah lol...

Na you want Manyoo to win FA cup, nah you still pray make them mo win am. Which side you dey?

The enemy of my enemy is my friend taken to a whole new level.....

Kilishihunter:

How is Laporta one of our biggest problem when he's literally trying to make the club competitive again from the ashes of almost being bankrupt? How much should we have offered Lewandowski when he was one of the top 5 best players in the world as at 2022? Who even believed we'll see him when we were being mocked for being broke? If you're also looking to get a UCL level goalkeeper to replace MATS we'll probably need at least 70m it wasn't him that told cancelo to be defensively shit yesterday
I know say we dey vex but I repeat make we try calm down before we use anger access some situations.

I know he's 2 years into his 4year contract but is it true he's on 400k? Yeah, you're right that Laporte isn't one of our problem but I'm really upset with such deal.

Giving a 35 year old a 4 year contract on 400k isn't good enough make we no lie. Perez will never do that.

Ansu on 200k plus...not good Kilishi...

We need to make sales and mutually terminate some contracts. Laporte really needs to do a review on the season... I'll trust him to get this over the line!

OhBritannia:
He wasn't injured at all.
He was sacrificed just like xavi sacrificed yamal against psg.

I can't believe this....I can't. How inept can this guy be? So our CB cum DM wasn't injured and he took him off.

Hahaha...SMFH!

andrewbaba44:


Sell FDJ
Sell lewandowski to Saudi
Don’t sign cancelo
Give felix another Loan
Sign aleix Garcia
Sign zubimendi before arsenal gets him
Sign a top striker to play with roque ,one of the best of both will be starting

Lewandowski cannot be earning 400k weekly and can’t score more than morata

Andrew Lewy is on 400k? Is this official or you judt dey talk am. Ansu on 200k plus. I'm very sure Gundo is on one outrageous contract too.

If Lewy is truly on 400k then Laporte is one of our biggest problems.

On the sell list, if we can't sell Ter Stergen then we need to sign a UCLEVEL GK so he can continue to form spider man in Laliga.

We really need to get serious starting from our GK who lacks personality in big games. Once games serious, we concede 8, 3, 4....rubbish!

UncleHaba22:
Fdj, Ferran, Cancelo, ter Stegen, .
shouldn't be at Barca next season

And Lewandowski pls. He's not helping us anymore!

andrewbaba44:


E no reach 900k but he is the highest paid in Europe aside turtle

David alaba is Madrid highest paid player on 400k weekly after that free transfer ,FDJ earns more than him

He's on 700k plus but pls allow my agenda lol

abduleez1:


What's funny is one dude was following me to argue how good João Felix is this night? I just dey look am whether him dey watch Barca matches. At times the way some people see things ehn, fear go catch you cos you go dey wonder whether na same matches you both watched.

Baba dey tell me say what of that night he performed against PSG in first leg. People go use one instance of brilliance forget all the remaining shenanigans. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Him and Cancelo should gtfo my club. Same as FDJ.

Laporte will learn...but I hope it won't be too late!

OhBritannia:
Dejong is just another couthino in disguise.
Even couthino had more impact during matches when he wasn't injured.

I can remember his long range strike in the 3:0 win against United UCL.

FDJ offers nothing other than carrying ball. As a DM, sh!t, CM, nothing, AM lol 😂

Get rid!

andrewbaba44:


Na him Dey carry FDJ nah ,Abi you no see why xavi and Laporta wan push out FDJ ? But warey no gree commot because Man U na useless club

Not because of manyoo. He's on almost 900k. You sef go want commot? Doing side pass to LB and CB isn't that hard nah.

FDJ earns more than Vini and Rodrigo combined 😂😂😂

Mumu club!

OhBritannia:
The most painful thing about the matches, both against psg and today is that, it's not like we didn't play well, but the inefficiency of some of our players took away luck from our side.
You can do everything right in football but your team mate can still destroy all that you have built.
From cancelo to pedri to xavi removing Christianson to many more.
I just feel pity for kounde, cubarsi, Gundogan, yamal, Christianson, gavi and Aruajo.
Personally these are 7 real footballers in Barcelona.
The rest don't deserve to put on the Barcelona badge.
Back in the days, they would be ball boyz during the era of Messi, neymar and Suarez.

And yes!!!! I will say it again and again, xavi made another blunder substitute again, it doesn't matter if femine scored, removing Christianson was a mistake, he was our best player in the first half. .

Wait Christensen wasn't injured for that sub?

If Christensen wasn't injured and Xavi took him off in this massive game then he's a complete dunce!

Best midfielder at Barca after Gundo. The moment he was injured and we were left with bums like FDJ the ball hugging bug, I knew the season was over!

Una goodnight ooo

BykeLaByke:
Marc Andre Ter Dogshit stinks.

What does he even do?

Highest paid keeper in the world consistently swallowing 3 in big fixtures.

Your guy man.....any high pressure game Baba must collect 3, 4, 8!

Get rid while he's still young ooo

abduleez1:


Pedri supposed collect slap for that nonsense. Someone he should have fouled and save the team, him dey escort am.

I just dey shake my head.

Cancelo, Fdj, Static, Ferran, Jibowo Felix. Until we get rid, no UCL semis!

....and Lewandowski

The reason why him no dey this list be say I think he can still improve.

I'll observe him better next season.

Colson:
pedri is too weak. For his age, his zero dynamism should be a concern.

He plays like he's 40 years old. He was a pressing monster under Koeman. Wetin really sup with him nah. I don tire sef!

andrewbaba44:
Pedri was strolling looking at Brahim before he made that pass

He doesn't wanna woundjure again. Baba dey preserve him biskeet legs for euros. We're parading way too many weaklings.

Get me a German coach or Luus Enrique if possible.

Get rid o o o! 😂

udatso:
Good night guys

Udasto my bro, I honestly didn't see that last goal because I'm on transit and decided to off my stream but I hope it wasn't something like this.

I'll check the goal once I'm home.

Meanwhile...Cancelo, FDJ, Ferran, Jibowo Felix, Ter Standing, Lewyghost and of course Xavi....

Get rid before it's too late!

When is Balde coming back sef Kai....I'm so tired of Cancelhoe

swiz123:
Cancelo is a very useless defender

Pep became tired of overworking other players to cover for his ineptitude.

andrewbaba44:
Cancelo is a disgrace ,he thinks we forgot his stinker against psg because of araujo red card ?

Stupid guy

The way Pep take throwaway this guy despite the fact that he was very key the previous year really took me back.

May be he's not that mendable or should I say coachable!

Get rid!

ThierryJay:


LMAO

This one na abdication of duty, not Buffon's legacy

Hahaha