Gowon: 1973 (6 kobo to 8.45 kobo)
Murtala: 1976 (8.45 kobo to 9 kobo)
Obasanjo: 1 Oct., 1978 (9 kobo to
15.3kobo)
Shagari: 20 Apr., 1982 (15.3 kobo to
20 kobo)
Buhari: No Increase or Decrease
Babangida: 31 Mar., 1986 (20 kobo to
39.5 kobo)
Babangida: 10 Apr., 1988 (39.5 kobo
to 42 kobo)
Babangida: 1 Jan., 1989 (42 kobo to
60 kobo){Private
Vehicles}
Babangida: 6 Mar., 1991 (60 kobo to
70 kobo)
Shonekan: 8 Nov., 1993 (70 kobo to #5)
Abacha: 22 Nov., 1993 (#5 to #3.25k)
{price drop}
Abacha: 2 Oct., 1994 (#3.25k to #15)
Abacha: 4 Oct., 1994 (#15 to #11){price
drop}
Abdussalam: 20 Dec., 1998 (#11 to #
25)
Abdussalam: 6 Jan., 1999 (#25 to #
20){price drop}
Obasanjo: 1 June, 2000 (#20 to #30)
Obasanjo: 8 June, 2000 (#30 to #22)
{price drop}
Obasanjo: 1 Jan., 2002 (#22 to #26)
Obasanjo: June, 2003: (#26 to #42)
Obasanjo: 29 May, 2004 (#42 to #50)
Obasanjo: 25 Aug., 2004 (#50 to #
65)
Obasanjo: 27 May, 2007 (#65 to #75)
'Yar Adua: June, 2007 (#75 to #65)
{price drop}
GEJ: 1 Jan., 2012 (#65 to #141)
GEJ(Labour strike forced him): 17
Jan., 2012 (#141 to
#97)
FROM GOWON TO JONATHAN
BUHARI IS THE ONLY
NIGERIAN LEADER THAT NEVER
TOUCHED THE PRICE
OF FUEL.
'YAR ADUA was the only leader who
did not increase,
rather he reduced the pump price from
#75 to #65
(May his soul rest in perfect peace

1. When you keep calm as a lady, you drive
him crazy, keeping him thinking that there is
some thing peculiar about you.

2. When he sends you abusive message, do
not reply back with abusive word, if you must
reply. Write "I'm sorry". Or thank you.

3. No man likes to be talked back to. If you
must be a wife material, just shut up. When
he is calm, talk things over.

4. Don't be arrogant, be humble .

5. Don't be carried away by your beauty.. Have
you not seen beautiful ladies that are still
single till date? Your character keep him.

6. Do not compare him with your EX. there
are thousand of other ladies out there. Forget
about the past, old things have passed away.

7 . Don't always be at the receiving end, buy
him some thing, no matter how little it is,
whether he has thousands of it, just buy it,
yours is unique.

8. Be industrious, men like ladies with
industrious mind.

9. Respect him and his family members.

10. Be a good cook, learn how to cook
something. Some ladies can only cook
noodles.

11. Call him when you have credit, don't be a
chronic flasher'. don't always wait for him to
call.

12. Value yourself, and he will value you.

13. Because he doesn't have today does not
make him poor, look at what drives Him.

14. Look out, if he is a time waster or he is
for real.

15. Can he "fight" both physically and
spiritually for you?

16. Where is He? In God's presence or on the
other side.

17. If he stammers, when he is introducing
you to friends and family member. Run!

18. What you can't change in HiM, now that
you are dating, am sorry in marriage you
won't be able to change it either, or you will
spend the rest of your life trying to change
him.

19. You are dating and he punches you at
every slightest misunderstandin gg. Sorry,
when you marry him, your bed room will be a
"changing room" and your sitting-room a
"boxing ring"

20. Every little time, he threatens to break up
with you. You start crying, if you leave me i
will die"... who told you? A better person who
will value you is coming. Relax.

21. Above all. Ask yourself! What is GOD
saying about the Relationship? May God open
your eyes if you are already into
one, and if you are still searching May God
lead you through amen
LOVE YOU ALL!!!

(1) My father my Father!
Anywhere any girl is
planning to use me as a
MUGU, God destroy her plans!

(2) Oh God! Any girl that is
using her bosom to confuse my destiny with their UKWU,
may fire Burn half of their ASS,

(3) Any girl that has vowed
that she would never
date me, God make her to
see me taking her 4
shopping in her dream.!

(4) Any girl that has slept
with 5 different men including me
and wants to tie me down with
pregnancy that is not mine,
God make her forget my name!

(5) Any girl that am dating
and calls me only to tell
me her BIS have expired..
Oh Lord..Divert her calls
to "Boko~Haram"..

Una Evening Oº°˚

Lol...........

• We love arriving late to an occasion just because we feel
others would arrive late too - AFRICAN TIME.

• We flash with private number.

• We are very loud especially when we are talking on the mobile phone.

• We wear sun glasses at night.

• We run in the rain even though we are already wet.

• We answer questions with questions.

• We always use 'o' at the end of everything.

• We call every elderly family friend uncle or aunty.

• Some of us will go to South Africa or Dubai for one week and come back with American or British accent.

• Our parents like to sew uniformed outfits for us and our
siblings for special occasions.

• We love to crush chicken bones and fish bones.

• Our Mummys would force us to eat even when we are not
hungry or when we are sick.

• We love to invite people to occasions someone else invited us to.

• If someone die in Nigeria, we don't believe it is natural, village must be involved.

• Our Mothers remind us they carried our pregnancy for nine
month when we refuse to go on errands for them.

• We see you awake in the morning and ask you; Have you
woken up?

These are what make us UNIQUE!

Indeed

A House Girl wanted her Madam to increase her salary.
The Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted her to
increase her salary. House Girl: I can cook better than you.

Madam: Who told you that?

House Girl: Your husband told me.

Madam: Okay, second reason?

House Girl: I can iron better than you.

Madam: Who told you that?

House Girl: Your husband told me.

Madam: Okay, and the third reason?

House Girl: I am also better than you in bed.
(All of a sudden Madam got furious and was getting ready to
break the House Girl's head).

Madam: Did my husband say that?

House Girl: No the driver told me I am better than you in bed.

Madam: Shhhhhh! Lower your voice please. I will increase
your salary..........TGIF

Copy and paste her name to google, then, you will know the SOURCE

Reminisce is celebrating the birthday of his daughter Hafusa
who turned four….He took to Instagram to celebrate his
daughter calling him “my princess”.
“My Princess is 4 today.. We the Agbayas will #TurnUp for
her. Lol. #Motunisce,” the rapper wrote alongside a photo of
him and his daughter.
Reminisce gave us a hint of how much he loves prioritising the
need to take care of his daughter in a song off his sophomore
album Alaga Ibile.
“Wanna know the truth, mi o n se butter/spent most of my
youth, chilling in the gutter/smoke a lot of kush, that’s why I
stutter /mi o le nowo lori jewels, gotta take care of my
daughter,” he rapped.
The rapper has also revealed that his third album will be named
Baba Hafusa which has been inspired by his daughter’s name
Hafusa.

Reminisce is celebrating the birthday of his daughter Hafusa
who turned four….He took to Instagram to celebrate his
daughter calling him “my princess”.
“My Princess is 4 today.. We the Agbayas will #TurnUp for
her. Lol. #Motunisce,” the rapper wrote alongside a photo of
him and his daughter.
Reminisce gave us a hint of how much he loves prioritising the
need to take care of his daughter in a song off his sophomore
album Alaga Ibile.
“Wanna know the truth, mi o n se butter/spent most of my
youth, chilling in the gutter/smoke a lot of kush, that’s why I
stutter /mi o le nowo lori jewels, gotta take care of my
daughter,” he rapped.
The rapper has also revealed that his third album will be named
Baba Hafusa which has been inspired by his daughter’s name
Hafusa.

Reminisce is celebrating the birthday of his daughter Hafusa
who turned four….He took to Instagram to celebrate his
daughter calling him “my princess”.
“My Princess is 4 today.. We the Agbayas will #TurnUp for
her. Lol. #Motunisce,” the rapper wrote alongside a photo of
him and his daughter.
Reminisce gave us a hint of how much he loves prioritising the
need to take care of his daughter in a song off his sophomore
album Alaga Ibile.
“Wanna know the truth, mi o n se butter/spent most of my
youth, chilling in the gutter/smoke a lot of kush, that’s why I
stutter /mi o le nowo lori jewels, gotta take care of my
daughter,” he rapped.
The rapper has also revealed that his third album will be named
Baba Hafusa which has been inspired by his daughter’s name
Hafusa.

*Yeah*

The British woman terrorist suspect dubbed the ‘White Widow’
has been killed in Ukraine. She was also said to be behind the
Kenyan Mall attack . According to Regnum news agency in
Moscow.
Samantha Lewthwaite, 30, was gunned down by a Russian
sniper two weeks ago..
One of the world’s most wanted terrorists Samantha
Lewthwaite who fought as part of a Ukrainian battalion has
been killed by a volunteer sniper,’According to our information,
the White Widow fought on the side of Ukrainian volunteer
battalion Aidar as a sniper.
She was killed by ‘a volunteer sniper who came to fight at the
Lugansk front from Russia’.: ‘The Russian sniper who killed
the British terrorist now has a price of nearly one million dollars
on his head from Ukrainian special services.’
Lewthwaite was married to 7/7 suicide bomber Germaine
Lindsay, and allegedly left Britain in 2009 before being linked to
atrocities in Africa.

Lol..Suarez and Gerrard...... Get raped in one week

: Pique handball = Ronaldo dived. Ronaldo scores penalty = Penaldo. Messi scores hattrick with 2 penalties = legend. Seriously your logic is so fucking stupid that people can get ebola from it

Davido’s music keeps knocking down
international barriers with accolades and
nominations from international awards,
now he has another achievement to brag
about. It’s not every day a Nigerian song
gets played during half time at a La liga
game, his hit song Skelewu was the
soundtrack as players from Athletico Madrid
and Espanyol took to the dressing room
from after the first half of today’s game.
Nigerian pop music is continuing to
penetrate the international music scene.
Davido is one of the leaders of this
crossover appeal and he has accolades and
nominations from international awards as
testimony.

Neldrizzy:
Star boy all the way..badest, freshest boy!!!! #haters always hating, ask ursef 1 question b4 hating wizkid, are you makin money living ur dream? If yes, keep hating, if No, go get a life.. #iRepStarBoi

mumu shey u ursef get a life

If you are an artiste, you had better think
again if you have plans of featuring Wizkid
on any musical project.

That is because the Star boy boss has revealed that what he
charges is by no means affordable for an up
and coming act.

Speaking at the *NET OFFICE* which he visited
on Tuesday, October 14, the 24-year old said: ''''''‘I charge N10M for collaboration but I
don’t charge the people I love.’''''

The artiste also bragged about not paying artistes for them to feature on his songs. ‘I
don’t pay for collaborations because I’m confident of myself.’

With his Sophomore album Ayo still making the waves following its recent release and plans for another album having kicked off, it remains to be seen if anyone would be able to meet his asking price.......

TEACHER: Why didn't you
study?
AKPOS: A year has 365 days
for you to study. After
taking away 52 Sundays,
there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the
summer that is way too hot
to work so there are only 263
days left. We sleep 8 hours a
day, in a year, that counts up
to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled
around for only 1 hour a day,
15 days are gone, so we are
left with 126 days. We spend 2
hours eating each day, 30 days
are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96
days in our year. We spend 1
hour a day speaking to friends
and family, that takes away
15 days more and we are left
with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in
your year; hence you are only
left with 46 days. Taking off
approximately 40 days of
holidays, you are only left
with 6 days.Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days;
you're left with 3 days in the
year to study! Let's say you
only go out for 2 days...You're
left with 1 day. But that 1 day
is your birthday. That's why I did not study
TEACHER: keep quiet!!!

lols......

Watching Football with our wives can be very annoying, frustrating and stressful.

The example below is typical (I pity the guy no b small):

Wife: Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris Brown?

Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo Walcott!!!

Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's that yellow card for?

Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.

Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!

Wife: What about the green card?

Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.

Wife: Which teams are these?

Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

Husband: No be red jersey be that?

Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?

Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Don't you know its Chelsea?

Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.

Husband: (depressed, and nod his head in pity) ohk, me too.....

Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man?

Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger

Wife:Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

Husband: Wo, arabirin free me jare!! (Changes Super Sport Channel to African Magic).

Hmmmm lols, where is the air condition

@daugtherzion, baby just any sites dat u r ... Either bbm, 2go, facebook, just give me baby.... Wish to hear from u soon

[color=#000099][/color] BAD TIMING A boy was sitting at the back of a public transport bus and suddenly at one of the stops, he saw a girl he's being trying to woo get into the bus. After 10 minutes, he decided to chat with the girl through BBM since there was no way they could communicate physically because he was at the back and the girl was at the front seat. The conversation goes thus: BOY: Where are you right now? GIRL: My dad asked his driver to drop me off at school. And you? BOY: I'm sitting behind you in the bus. I just wanted to tell you that you shoudn't pay, I have paid for you already. #ONE WORD FOR THE GAL??........

Essien

Lol, why dem dey laugh